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Immediately Bob wished his owners watched Nature on a bigger TV
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an dat he had glass between him and teh birdie!
In Soviet Russia, burdie eetz kitteh.
soviet russia no more…so where birdy eat kitehh
N Sovyut Amurika the burdie eetz da kitteh.
Kiind uf lik how peeple dunt shoot gunz, gunz shoot peeple.
Nightshayde and me, an wuz der anybudi else who sat there refreshin and refreshin and saying, daymn, iz dis fin borked again? Anywai, we iz goin to teh tye bootique fer sum kool refreshin summer treets. Wif ice creem. An floofy white stuff on tawp.
carosue…tempashun, thigh name is Nightshayde and me. sands wunnerful to haz refreshin summer
treets wif ice creem. Mi! Mi! i can haz floofy white
stuff on tawp? fanks sow mush!
Kan happin in America tu.
nyce burdee burdee.. nyce burdee.. wanna crakurr an nawt a kitteh?
Or hao abowt sum nyse fresh fishies? Dat wud taste bedder dat furry owld me…
iz troo, ai iz full uv teh pleh furrss.. an poyntee enz… an whissskurs … an …
… an awl kinds uv fings dat iz neever nootrishus nor delishus.
Yesh — aifink fishies wud be a MUCH better choice.
Wez wants kitteh, gives its to us nise an rawr, u keep naztie fisshies.
Here birdee birdee birdee.
I thot I thaw a puddy cat. I did! I did! I saw a puddy cat!
Burdie iz in teh burd-cat seet, aifinkso.
Not only does your comment not make sense YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
I know you are, but what am I.
HEY GUISE!!! Dats nawt whu we ar all beeing heer foar! Dis is Cheezland, wer awl uv deh kittehs adn goggies adn burdies lubs eeech udder. Teh onwiest rool heer is dat ebereewuns bees naise 2 eech udder. Pweese?
But he started it… ;P
Adn as yr eldurr wif menny wise yaers on mee, Ai axpec alla da litlol cheld-run kittehs haer 2 rispec deir eldurrs adn doo whut we sai. Beehabe yrslfz! Dunt maek mee cum bakc dere! I gonna trun dis tred araound adn we go baek hoem iffn u kant behabe!!!
*shakes grey hed adn risooms dribing*
*truns araound agin adn shaks pointy end*
Adn anudder fing, stop pikin yr nose!
A person who reads books ?
Just got the latest on Elsa_Mama’s Matt
Well, OK. Matt’s white blood count went up from .3 on Monday to 1.8 today. This is the first time it has gone up in almost 3 months. The hospice nurse says – that number does not make any sense. But, this is what we were looking for with the new treatment. So, that is good news. 30% of those white cells are immature blasts (bad white cells) – but that still leaves him with about 1/4 the normal amount of white cells. A huge improvement.
What does this mean? I do not know. No one knows. We do know that Matt is still VERY sick. More blood was drawn and Dr. Canner will be looking at it tomorrow and talking with the doctor with the new treatment.
There is still concern about the pressure in his brain and how to treat the blasts since he is so sick. But, something is happening and I choose to be excited about it. More tomorrow.
Oooh- ai hope dis iz good news for Matt. Thanks for the update- beems on for Matt and Elsa Mama!
I hope so too. The problem is that the new medicine can do everything it is suppose to do, but Matt could still die. He is so sick and the past treatments (very nasty intense chemo) have done such a number on him that he could die from many many things. But, I will be happy if the new medicine works so that maybe other people can benefit and maybe the doctors will agree to try it before the patient is at death’s door.
{{{{Matt and Elsa_Mama and Matt’s family}}}
All positive beems heading yur way
{{{{{Elsa_Mama and Matt and Family}}}}} I am still praying an hopeing with awl uf my heart that this works. I wish so hard I could do something. Keep believing and praying an enjoying your time with him.
WOWzerz Bom — you gotted dat fast!! I haz a confoozoled happity! Iz wut wii bean lukkin fur – butt dooze nawt mean Matt outta da woods … I bean takkin DEEP BREFFS furr a whilez now.
Sorry to “steal ur thunder” wif da gud news, but was so happi , ai cudnt wayte.
No problem at all — none what so ever!!
Iz hopes dat Ceiling Cat be wachin down on Mat for you and dat he brings majik catnipz for him and make him all betterz for you. I hazn’t post heer befro butz I thinked I wudz weesh yoo and yoos fambly well an I askss Ceiling Cat to bee nice to yoos guys.
BOM – fankees furr updayte! Elsa_Mama- dis soundz lyke gud gnus tu me! Ai finkz ov yu and Matt a lawt, an sayz lawtz ov prayurs fur yu!!! Deep breffs iz gud! Ai seed earleeur yu wuz bean teh machore wun wif teh exee, yu iz wundurmus! **wishes hur wuz gud and strong as Elsa Mama**
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{E-M and Matt}}}}}}}}}}}}}
tanks and jeeps. I know what the truth is and I know my kids love me. Nothing my ex can do or say can make me think differently. I also understand why they have to pander to him right now. I can and will get thru this and it will all come out right in the end.
Yesh yesh yesh! **nods vigoruzlee**
*wishes hur cud du sumfing*
**eetz red and purplol berries dat hab lawtz ov acid and lawtz ov fibur, flies obur E_M exee wyle himz wearing bestest shurt, hazza liddlol akksadint,, um, mayke dat LARJ akksadint. head, hayre, eyes, shurt, shewz, awl messdid up** OOPS!
*snert*
{{{{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama, Matt, & famlee}}}}}}}}}}
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Hoep dis is teh good nooz!!
Lotsa gud wishus comin ober teh oshun to u{{{{{{{{{{Matt}}}}}}}}}}} an {{{{{{{{{{{{Elsa Mama}}}}}}}}}}}}
keep finkin positiv
i hope dis meenz matt iz starting to do better. sinse teh noo treetment iz noo, tehy cannot saying yet wut iz happening or wut it meenz. but i hope will turn owt fings are going gud! {{{{{{{matt}}}}}}} {{{{{{{elsa_mama}}}}}}}
Shirley awl teh beems of lurb adn lite frum awl teh cheezpeeps awl ober teh werld iz hazzin gud FX on Matt. Ai hope u bofe noes how luved u r. {{{{{{matt}}}}}} {{{{{{{EM}}}}}}}}}}}
*sendin heelin nergys in Matts dreckshun*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Matt}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*and strengthiness to Elsa_Mama*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{E_M}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
I’ve had kitties for years, don’t take this the wrong way but sometimes it’s time to let them pass. Ask yourself, are you keeping your baby here for him or for you? The greatest responsibility we have as caretakers is ebing able to know when the “time” has come and making sure that we do the responsible thing. I’ve had to do that with five of my babies over the years, two from cancer after chemo etc. and regret nothing. I was a great caretaker and did my best. Just food for thought. I hope all is well and he recovers but please, understand, if you are just buying him a couple months and he’ll be sick and ill that whole time – let him go.
And please, comment people, grow the heck up and speak English, not lolspeak,your lolspeak makes this seem like some kind of joke or game, it isn’t. This poor baby is very ill and likely needs to be let go. Cancer does not often go into full remission in cats and it can be very bad for the kitty. Please treat this with respect.
Did you not see that they mentioned hospice? I’m betting Matt is a human, not a cat. Please reconsider your response.
yes, matt is a 14-year-old human boy.
oh, and if Matt’s mother, Elsa_Mama, doesn’t mind the lolspeak, then I don’t see why anyone else should have anything to say about it.
Ifinkso we sud bee nawt uspet wiv ‘concerned’. He/she’s hart was in da raight pwaise, ifinkso. kthxbai.
Nd mebbe dey aer a noob heer, adn doant no lolspeak is de comon lenguidge.
Dis lol iz cleerlee compleetlee false.
Kiteehz duz nawt haz “owners.” Kittehz haz staff! Duh!
Kitteh’s staffs bee teh negli, uh neglia, uh nawt dueing tehr dutee bai kitteh.
An dey boughted heem infeareeoar eequipmintz. Shooda gotted heem a BEEG SCREEN TV
World size TV, just in case
Dey stil nedes tu be taiking beddur kair so Bob nawt getz intu danjrus sitchwashunz.
I think kitty better start running
Run kitteh, run!
Kitteh didn’t run…she just walked away! This is at Waterfall Resort in Alaska!
So the eagle is fake? Good to know!
Kitteh shud puff puff puff up BIG wiff Big furr. Loud awful noises.
an den leep offa da side ub da roof and runawaiwifhiskwikestkwickness
aktuaaly – ifinkso he shud plays ded and triez ta luk likee a roof tilez …
Haw abowt kitte THROWS ruuf tilez at birdie? Iffen day skares birdie away, gud. Iffen it duzen’t, he now haz a hole he can escape thru.
Good pwan, JD.
Dis kitteh soon to haf 8 lifes.
This…….will not end well.
Oh Hai!

jus wanna let awl mai neu cheezfrens noe I iz leefink on vaycaishun inna phew minutts (5:30 mai tyme). ai doan hav da interwebs ayt hoam so ai wil miss my burfdai sillybrayshun on munday
u wil awl pleez du da dans dans dans dansin maysheen fro mii?
an lotsa chokolit noms fro ebrybuddy
i wil be bak inna awgust da tird
heerz a erly burfday wish for you!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭***
an rebember, even if yoo iz gone on yor burfday, yoo kan drop in on teh party wen yoo gets bakk an gets caek an goodies an more burfday wishes!
Hab a niec vacayshun & a wunnermus birfday, willy boy!
Habs nise bacashun (whutebber a “bacashun” is, ai nawt mush akwaintud wif it).
tanky nightshayde & burfday fairy
kthxbai
*willyboi scampers off to play for a whole week – wheee!*
furgot smoozes awl arown!
Ur noo abatar hazzin much win adn ossimness! Izzit ur kitteh? Haz fun on teh bacashun.
enjoi!
Saf treep hoem an happy birfdae. Smooze.
Happy burfdai an hazza grate baycayshun willy boy!
ooh, ihopeso taht soon az hyoomin wuz dun taking pikshur, tehyu grabbed kitteh an runrunrun!! (or rowrowrow, dis luks like iz a flud!)
not to being trolly, but tahts a liddle skary
i hope taht kitteh gotted reskyood! or taht teh eeglol haz alreddy eeted lots ob fishies.
we haz small harris hawks in owr neyborhood. wen we haz had small kittehs (well, just wunse in dis howse) we keeped tehm inside till wuz too big for teh hawks to carry away.
Catena!!! Is dis yer burd?
yes afinkso!
catena’s burd pix
Beeg burdie pleez tu be nyce tu kitteh!
Dis kitteh axually has nuffin to werry bowt, the big scary looking bald eagle is a notorious scairdicat and would fly away if kitteh charged. Our national symbol will eats carrion and garbage and has very liddlol courage. De symblol ob Amerka hassa scary visage but no bawls at awl.
ooh, fank yoo, thats gud to knowing. for teh kitteh’s sake, anyway.
teh harris hawks in owr nayborhood will eet a bunny or rodent live if tehy kan katching it. not very nice at all.
Yu are rite judson, we hab seberal bawld eeglols in mai nayborhood, an wile babeee skwirrls an babee kittees are nawt sayfe, mai skeeredy goggie haz runned dem awf, and mai kitteh zipper hoo iz obur the bridge finked day were plaitois dat flew away. Butt, we habz a eeglol refyoog neerby and in dere the eeglolz are brave an skeery!
Nao, bloo-j’s, datz a diffrunt storee. Bloo-j’s iz teh danjurmus!
I has seen BlooJays chase cats, dey are the crazy. I fink dey are the crystal meff users ob the byrd werld.
**nods**
I hada bloo jaa attak mii wens I wuz riddin onna hoarse!! Datz a beeg tink furr a leetol burdie two attak!
mokkingburds, too. my parents kittehs yoosed to get pekked on teh hed by mokkingburds. wun eben gotted absesses frum it an had to wear wun ob thoze big collars. tehms last kitteh, douglas, wuld lay tehr an let teh mokkingburds pekk at him, an tehn — *BAM!* fevvers all over, an wun less mokkingburd in teh wurld.
I has an eaglol viewink area set up by de Autobahns nearby and is fun to watch dem Eaglols swoop down to catch a fish, latch a holt, try to lift orf, discover too mush drag cause ob de fish inna water, and do a face plant inn ribber and loose the fish. You see it often in nature, nebber on the Nature Chanlol. I fink Ben Franklin wuz ryte, we shoulda had the Wild turkey as our symblol, dey are afrayd ob Nuffin. Turkey are de kings ob the forest and dey knows it.
an tehy taysts better, too
Yesh – but if teh turkey wuz teh nashunul burdie, we wuddint be ablol to eet dem. We mite hasta eet teh eeglols fur Fangs-Gibbon insted.
Ew!
yesh, sumhow it seemz liek eeglols wuld tayst liek old fish.
GMTA, judson!
teh harris hawks in owr nayborhood are skary an brave, even if not very big. we yoosed to hab a male hawk taht wuld hang owt on owr pool fense. wun day we wuz owt in teh yard an him flied low over teh yard an owr big 16-lb tiger-boi jumped up an tryed to catching him!! tehn mr. hawk flyed bakk teh ovver way an swooped reel low over tiger. after taht tiger stayed reely close to hubby’s feets. glood to himz anklols, praktickly.
teh mokkingburds yoosed to fly arownd mr. hawks hed an pekk at him. mr. hawk usualy putted up wif it, buy ifinkso teh mokkingburd popyoolayshun gottted a liddle smaller taht yeer.
Yeah! wat judson sed! Lets getim! GRRRRR…
Ben Franklin dident wants egul as nashunul burd but(!) teh wiled turkee. Hee fots it wuz bettur xampul.
Furder proof dat he wuz a smart sumna … gun
LOL! He wuz teh smarts, aifinkso!
Noe wun sajested the goledin eaggil?
Itts alsoe a SEA-eaggil. Winn itt eets laiv prey, itt wants fish, naht kat.
Humminburds is teh ballsiest ounce-fer-ounce.
Eagles aren’t that easily frightened.
all true. evenso, i would haff been playing shoe toss in the general direction of teh bird. shoo bird! I says: damn teh torpedoe sammiches – save teh catcatcat at all costs
Midnyte Tukkz Kitteh
shoodz ree~theenkz hurz poasisshun
wiff beeg hawnkeengz burd!
Beeg hawnkeengz burd habz
t3h hye growndz. Witch meenz himz habz
mayjurr advantijj!
Midnyte Tukkz Kitteh
shoods ree~treet andz leebz grayt beeg
hawnkeengz burd aloan
Jack.
U iz wize, Jack!
So tru. Beri wize.
I don’t get it.
well cause that way he would have had some idea of how big some birds are
teh furr flyes in 3…2..1…
oh noz…. Sylvester meetum tweedyburdedz bigum cuzin fum de sitty… RUNZ AWAYZ SYLVESTERS!
(ohai, ai iz new so ai saiz ohai tu da kittehz an goggiez an humanz ohai!!)
Ai hazza sorda sad, ai iz pakkin sewz ai kin go tu Burginia Beech tu wadsh mai dotter plai bawl fur teh lassed time as a non-collidge playur! Neggst time ai see hur play, hur will a a NCAA playur!
will BEE a NCAA playur.
Dat iz xciten! Yur gurl gonna bii a NCAA player!!
I unnerstand yur sadness. Iz exciting an sadfull at da same tyme. Happi fur gurl kaus uf her suksess, but sad kaus her growin up. Mine boi iz ownli 14, howebber hyme iz growin sooo fast.
Yur rite, 3km. Aiz happee and sad awl atta sayme time. An hurz mai onlee wun, an Ai hab alwais bean oburpurtektib. Tudai Ai gotted hur rum assinemint furr kollidge, and hurz awna high floor, and mai nawt-sekkund thawt wuz, ai need tu buy a fire laddur! The peepz in mai awfice laffed and laffed at mee.
It goez tuu fassed.
I unnerstand. Myne boi iz myne owlin wun. Iffin yu don’t buy her a fire ladder, atleast git her a small fire extenguisher an make her walk da hall an count da doors tu da fire escape or stairways. Iz silly tu dem now, howebber iz usefull info incase uf emergency. More than lykely she’ll nebber need da info, but better smarter den nawt.
yes, it alwayz makes yoo feel better knowing taht yoo haz tawt her to be safe.
Oh… that poor pussy cat is going down!!!
iz okay, prolly not, see wut judson telled us abuv.
Gudnite frenz! Weesh me luk tu git sum sleepz tunite!
Duz u hazzin a cumfee quiltee ur granny made? Ai haz wun Ai saves 4 teh nawt first nite can’t sleep m r gin Cs.
Nite Nitey parrothead! Schmoooo!
I am verra worried for teh kitteh! I hope he was ok.
Ai seez a lawta hawks in ower town an dey ar so graecful wen dey fly. Wun day ai saw seberal hawks an wun seemed a liddlol klutzy. Ai watshed an saw dat wun wuz a crow. A crow dat tried to fly liek a hawk an tried 2 be liek a hawk. Sumtiems ya gawta be grater den yerself.
Gud nite, Cheezpeeps — ai finally get to go hoam frum werk!
Nite nitey nightshayde! {{{{{{{{{{{nightshayde}}}}}}}}}}}}
Gud nite KCT! Ai gotz tu goe tu wurk naow. C ya laturr!
*waivez bai-bai tu AC
I got heer just in time tu say gudbai!
Ai wishes taht this LOL had a sownd-trakk! I wonderz whether teh kitteh was singin teh “ai seez a birdie” song adn jigglin his mouf teh way kittehs do when tehy see a bird out teh window? Oar was he singin teh “holy carp, Ai’m in trublol nao!” song insted??? By teh look of teh kitteh’s earz, adn teh way he wazn’t fluffin himselfs up, aifinkso he was maybe singing teh “ai seez a birdie” song…?? Any ekspert opinyums on this ishew?
Ooo, watch out kitteh
Dat reminds me uv a jiant wyld kitteh hoo wunce owned me hoo akshelly brout home a raven he had killd.
Eweeeu!
Hoo up at dis hower an ware? Ai nosee. Lernd form mai kittehs.
*AfriCat runsbywifakwikness* Schmooooo tu yu KCT!!! Kthxbyee!!!
Mii! Ai is at wurk nao. Iz ammost 10:30 am heer in Cape Town, South Africa!
*AfriCat runsbywifakwikness* Schmooooo tu yu FluffyB!!! Kthxbyee!!!
{{{{AfriCat}}}} Schmoos tu u tu!
lol? i really dont get it.
The kitteh thought that the bird would be smaller, ‘coz the images on the tv are smaller than real life.
This Ego will not attack, no weigh!
Eglols use stealth and the velocity of flight
to kill. An eaglol on the ground is clumsy plus this eglol is in plain sight.
Considering also this: by and large predaters do not wish
to tanbgle with predators of similar size. Siberia tigers very rarely attacks bears or vice versa. They needs to stay helfy for the next round.
There is absoluely positivitely no way that eaglol would
attack that catcatcat. Gar un teed!
I seen kittehs carreed off by owls…. very sad. Duz happen. Dunno about egols… but I dont see why nawt. Dey eat prey dat big all de tiem…
that is just sad no one should let there cat outside when a bird that big is there and then make a joke out of it that is just sad and there are verry mean to there animals and shouldent have them
omg id be so terified if that wuz mai kitteh
OMG! did da kat be ok? Bein nere dat Birdy! It mighta swooped him away to eat him inna nest!
Ide be soo scrd if dat was ma kitteh!