I was sittin on that swaeter!!
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Hapicat nawt
hims mae furgib u iff u brings gushie food NOW.
Congarats Catena!
*offers a bowl of cherries and a choclit martini*
Othx!
*offaz bak boll awf choclit adn cherree martooni*
YUM! fanks!
Fankees fur teh cake (2/3 lols back), Princess of Lemuria. It wus berry nommy.
u am welcome darling! wut dus Lemuria mean? is that teh full naem of teh island of mu?!?
Ai fink su, butt wikipedia is a bit confuzzlin abowt eet. Itz sposed tu bii wun ov teh “lost continents”.
mu am nawt lost! just ask the nearest burd ov peace an shii will direct u
Sleep tight Africat
U no can haz!!!
Iffen yu haz, yu hazn’t dis sok! I’z will kill it, I’z will kill it until iz ded! Des sok iz horse-tage! Naw gimmie swaeter!
But it culd hav bin wurse. Much wurse!
yesh, kood B gowing 2 H-e-dobblol toof pikks in dat hand hand-basskit!
Naow u haz taeked it 2 ware.
Conga Rats, ct, ns,g, and an!
*nits noo sweterz wiff a kwikkniss*
*gibs sweters 2 y’all an liddlol biddey conga-rats*
ooo, y’all look sew spiffy! an is onlee 95 degrease 2-today–down by tin frum last weekweekweek…kwik!
mebbe ai can has umbe-eller?
Kthx
I’z knitted yu a sweater, but teh goggie ayt it.
I’z dunno how to knits an amber-ella.
git AWFF mai swettur! owayt, diz wun obbur HEER is myne.. an dat wun, an teh wun obbur dere…
In facted, AWL teh cloves dat aer cumfy, sawft oar white aer myne adn myne alown!
Hay! (hay)
Yu! (yu)
Gett offa mai swettur!
hee hee. taht wuz a gud one!
Ohai dere, yu!
ohai catena! happitee frydegg! ai iz beary happee to bee gettin to Caturday! dis haz Bigben a LOOOONG workity week. ai hope ew haz a happitee weekend.
fine, juuussst fine, then I shall find eet inna drawers……and make a nest…….had mebbe have a litter of kittoons deere.
Ohai SHD, AI hassa kwestshun? Why do they try to blind de audience at concerts? Do they performeres needs to see us so mush dat it’s ok iffen we canint see? I paid to have the lite shine onna stage nawt in my eyes. Is there a gud reeson fer this pwactice?
ya know that they actually call those particular lights “blinders” or “audience blinders”? and thier main use is in lighting up the aud. so the artists can see the crowd. mebbe they’re lonely
An furrin it upp!
ohai, Tribblol! tribblol be furrin furrers, rite?
*kk goes orf 2 dew stoopy rl errunds now*
Such bad word 4 such a preddy baby to say. i haz a shokt an appald.
Wut ai tell yu bowt taekin mai stuff? speshully wen iz nappin! MAHHHHMMMMMMM….himz taekin mai stuff wen iz nappin!
I keep just seeing the words, “I was sittin,” and thinking “I was sittin on the Group W Bench…”
♪♫U can nom anything u want
At Happycat’s Restaurant
Walk rite in, if u gives a darn
Just a half-a-mile from teh nawty barn…♪♫
Gess ai know wut ai’ll be hummin teh ressed ov teh dai.
Whut? Could it be…
All Along teh Watchtower
Beat It
Candlol in teh Wind
Devil Inna Bloo Dress
E…
Ebony & Ivory …
F … (I.m not sew gud wif song namez…)
Fite fur yoor Rite
Gimme Shelter
Halp!
I jus kawld tu sez ai lurvs yu
J…
free burd
goin bak tew cali
halp
i…
inna liddl whyel
jumpen jayk flash
kee tu da hiwhey
l…
Louie Louie
Margaritaville
Newspaper Blanket (by The Cowsills- not too well known- a downer of a song)
O Holy Night
Paradise By The Dashboard Light
Forgot to add below:
Queen, God Save The
R…..
rock n roll all night long
Street fytin Man
Terrapin Stayshun
Unkle Johns Band
V
Verdis anyfing (4 seesuns or requiem)
Wyld Thang (yew make muh hart sing)
Xcentrifugal forze (Frank Zapper)
Yellol Submarine
Zevon, Warren or
Zorba the Geek
Did I miss the rodeo? Or should I check the last fail….I mean, uh…*wonders what they’re called here*
I think they’re called “lols” here. Or “pics.” *shrug*
Anyhow, teh rodeo never really got going, although down near the bottom of teh thread there was some award-winning hog-tying.
If u hurry, u might gets some lefted-over meadow muffins!
Meadow Muffinz — doez likee Cow Piez? DOughnut want!
…Pasture patties…
I’ll pass on the muffins, kthnx. (Did I do that right???)
dat be teh grayt fing bowt lol-speek! sew lawng as yu be niec…der is no rong wai tu spellify teh wurds!
bai teh way… ai nawt seen yu heer befoar, iz berry nyce tu meet chu! **extends floofy paw uv frenship wif choklit cuppy-caek adn wippy kreems adn fresh strawrberrees**
Thank you very much, caramelchef81! It’s good to meet you two. I’m a failblogger. I first came to visit after the infamous “invasion” a while back, and I am so glad, because we are now all friends! (frenz!) I like to drop in from time to time, but, sometimes I get dizzy trying to read some of the comments. I will get used to it, though! Thanks for the goodies!
*noms*
whut wuz dis invayshun uv witch yew speek?
Abowt a munf ago, sum uv teh pplz who commentz on FailBlog caem ober heer to giv wun uv their own pplz a hard tiem — but they haz misidentified teh purrrrsun (the people’s quiltee squares looked very much alike & neither had a gravatar). Dey wuz bein a littlol trollish (nawt az bad az owr usual trolls) — but den wun uv teh FailBloggers (over on FailBlog) chided teh invayders fur bein rude and trollish, an dey caem back to apologize. A fyoo uv us wented ober tehre to see wut wuz goin on & realized dat many uv us haz similar senses uv humor… and we becaem frendz & nao we kin awl play togevver happilee.
Sum uv teh pplz ober dere gets heddakes frum teh lolspeak so will likely not be heer muchlee — but uvvers haz come ober to play wif us heer. Gnu frendz iz gud fings!
tanks fro da infromashun. izit onna cheeztown cryer lyst of classiks?
I unnerstanz da hedaykes form da lolspeak – hadda sayme prahblim meself wen ai furst begans tu reed da cawmints uv da cheezpeeps. Bean lurking fro twyced elevenny munths tu lurn dis layngooije. Cweenmj’s Cheeztown Cryer iz lawts & lawts uv halp fro dis nubie cheezfren.
i lykes tu reed onda failblogs & engrish sytes but sume uv da peeps dere iz nawt alwiz nise & funzies lyke da cheezfrens.
I think somebuddy already “passed” on teh muffins, ackshully.
Az long as dey dont “pass” the muffins…
Too late.
ew
Does u need a wet wipe?
mmph!
*snork!* (Do you guys “snork” here?)
Wee tinned tu snert here, butt feel free to snort. Iz awl gud.
Ai mint tu type ‘snork.’ Mai bad spellin, lemme show yu.
Judy, plz donot worry so much about whut is right or rong here. We lubs u, and we know u lubs us, so we will always give u teh benefit of teh doubt.
Here’s whut’s frowned upon here:
– Not playing nice.
– Being mean, nasty, or a big fat doodyhed toward others.
– Saying “First!” instead of writing something clever when there are no other comments.
– Using the word “retard” in any sense other than as a synonym for “impede” or “delay”.
– Not giving all your shiny things to LCB.
I think that’s it. Did I miss anything?
Sayin — Hey dat pikyur iz badz – da kitteh cud getz hurtz! (Care Trollin)
An wen hur says ‘frowned upon’, hu meenz we will leeb yur hiney awl alone an go eet cake. STN!
iz nawt shur wut tune dats sposed tu be sew ai jus maekdid up my own
oh my oh my. ai jes wuz not aware of taht last frowned upon ting in LCBs list. >>>>shyly handzez ober all teh shiny pertys taht ai had silly billy didn’t no to handem ober<<<< pleaze to not larry-at me Miss LCB!!
**Yoink!s shiny pertys and gibs dem bak tu palinsc** Dat rule wuz, um, obur-ruled.
Wait, whut? Nobuddy telled me that!
*pouts*
here LCB! ai will share mine shinee purtees wif you and PH. ai haz a lot of shinees. here ar sum jingly sparkly bracelets fur you too. careful of teh dew claw when you put em on.
kthxooohshiny!
phew fang ew PH! ai askhead Gremmie beelow iffn she wuz aware of dis frowned upon, butt ai not heard back frum her yet. ai thot ai had dun a bad!
ai still gligglol wehn ai tink about yur “Pew, Pew, Pew” Ai can’t wait tif Burfday Ferry brings the pea shooters. hehehe
I saw teh wurds “I was sittin” and I thot kitteh had sed sumthing else. Sumthing wurse. Espechuly since that is a lawndree baskit and yoo mite think it wuz KLEEN clothes kitteh wuz . . . um. . . ahem . . . sittin on.
“im justa sittin awnna dawk ova bay watchin teh tide roll away….”
♪♫Sittin’ on teh stack of laundray
Watching teh Tide rinse away…♫♪
CLAPPITY!! lcb am sew clever!
“♫♪ Oh dee Tide is High but I’m holdin awn…♫♪”
Grene gras adn hie tiedz furrevah…
Ahhh…April fresh…
…In July!
Not so fresh, actually… 
oahi gremmie! happitee frydegg!!!! ai hope you haz a wunermaus fun Caturday. Did you know about teh “not givin all shinee purtys to LCB” was frowned apon? nobodee tole me. ai iz not iz truble, iz ai?
Wiff the fadder papers?
Adn teh mudder papers?
Litterin. Adn kree-aytin a noosness.
wen ai saw R-Lo (nawt J-Lo) een konsert, hii addud won reellee nastii won:
“Cahngusmen!”
Cuvver yer eers Kidlets!
**pulls NS awf ov Group W Bench** Yu nawt wanna sit wif dat gruup. Days meen nassty ugglee.
geeee…….thanks.
*looks askance at PH*
**looks askance at SHD** Wut???
luks at PH an SHD wif a gimlet eye. Dass de tickets Gimlets awl arown!! It’s Frydegg and we nasty peeps onna group W bents is firstifyd.
Fanks judson! **takez a gimlet and klinkee glasses wif judson and SHD** Ai gess we kin let nighshayde sit here wif us. Ai wuz jist trine tu save hur. She just doesn’t seem like a litterer to me.
*snerk* Fankies, PH! Ai tries nawt to litter.
“…And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W’s where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean ‘n’ ugly ‘n’ nasty ‘n’ horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, “Kid, whad’ya get?” I said, “I didn’t get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the garbage.” He said, “What were you arrested for, kid?” And I said, “Littering.” And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, “And creating a nuisance.” And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench…”
Full lyrics can be found here. It’s an excerpt from Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree.” It’s a very VERY long song — and really really funny.
18 minutes long, if ai rembrifies correctly. which has its own historical significance….
Ai em nawt eh cruek!
No AfriCat, nawt skeeery, it wuz the funneh! The sawng wuz a combinashun of truf, exagerayshun, and hyperbole about the divide between us hippies and the establisjmunt. I hope Amerka nebber hassa annuder strech lyke the late sixties/early sebenties, we were prolly lucky to come owt in wun peece. (It shur wuz an excyting time to be a teenager thoe)
*snerk* Ai caym alawng awn teh tayl end ub it…wen ai wuz 9 oar 10 ai wanned tu bi a hippee cuz ai fot “free love” ment ebbrybuddy is all frenz! wut cud be rong wit dat? Ai hadz a dissapoynted dat it wuz all ober wen ai wuz old enuff!
Das not ur fayvorut wyte swaeter… das mi fayvorut wyte swaeter!!! DUH!
My Tooncy sez dis wen she hax to take herz medicin. DO NOT WANT!
Naow is gonna hav YUR smell on it ‘sted of MYNE!!
Pleh!
Butt u sitz on awl da sweaters!
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Hinkybelle, Caghs, an snowfire13 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif choklit glaze, iskreem, frooty party punch, long skinny baloloons to make into aminlol shapes, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, sekrit ajint sunglasses, floofy fevver boas in neon colurs, an cowboi hats (miks an match for yor dress-up enjoimint!), kandee, an sparkly fishy stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
I’d like a cowboi hat, please. I’m in search of a rodeo.
Kin I jest get a cowboi wifout da hatz??
nope, iz rule uf cowboiz…haz tu ware teh hat alla time. Eben in teh baf. Onlee can taek it off tu hang awn teh bedpost obernite.
dey leebs they boots awn awl nyte though, fer traction if needed
Ohai Judy! Yew beddur watsh owt, LCB’s been waving a larry-at arownd. **stiks sum sparkly fishy stikkerrs wif googly eyes awn Judy’s hat** **puts awn sekrit ajint sunglasses** **starts singing ‘soul man’ and doing summersalts**
Iz Larry a Cowboi? Wear iz he at? I kin nawt seez him???
**removes Elsa-mama’s sunglasses ** Aifinkso he’s LCB’s fren. Hur wuz sayin he runned gud tudai.
*blinkie blinkie* ohhh datz beddar, fankin Miss Burdie!! Ohhh sew dat is wear Larry iz at!! Hes da kyoot …. WOW LBC iz da strong, shez wavin dat poor Larry awl ober da plase!! Hope he duz nawt hab ta throwa up …
Oh, thanks, parrothead! Nice acrobatics, too!
souns lik eh eensult – eh rowdeeoh shorte eh fue kahwboyz…
souns lik eh eensult – eh fue kahwboyz shorte awf eh rowdeeoh…
huh. lukz lik ‘stawp’ don wuek!
from the look on that face you better put that sweater back now!
*rapps up in a hot pink fevver boa*
*puts on beeg sparkly sunglasses*
*sips sum punch*
fankees dahlink!
Hi Meezo, ar u all bedder today?
I will b herein from yer loiur soon?
Ai gotted stukked inna tyme worp an an an ebbrybuddy’s fixin me up in teh fyoochur but but but nawt showin up heer an an an ai had a big confoozed but it’s okay nao.
Gud nite all! Has tu sleepzzzzzzz naow zzzzzzzzzzz
Awesome capshuns.
Hi, WannaSmile! Yu new here? I lieks yur abatar. Is kyoot. Yu’r wlcom to come anytime – onlee rule is “play nise”. We’re not into hurtin – feelings or kittehs or any lifes.
Wanna Smile not noo! Been round long time! And has a cool website too!
If U want 2 smile, U is in teh rite place!
‘Parintly Seanya waz tu bizzy tu giv updaets.
Angel-grrl iz EATING!!! She getting 1/4 can Fansea Feest ebree 2 owrs oar so wif a lil water tu make it gushier, an her just nommed daon her 3rd wun since coming hoam. Her drink watter and use litter boks, tu. Her nawt thrilled bowt oral meds, eben pain meds, but oberall, her be much much moar alert an cheerful an friendly than her waz! Her staying isolated fur a lil whyle, so no wun trai ressling oar sumfing. Her spost tu nawt haz kruncheefuds fur 1 tu 2 weeks, dunno hao we gunna arrange THAT wif teh uvver kittehs.
Ennywai, her duing AWSUM!!!!!! An ai shur her fanks ebreewun whu been sending her awl teh gud wishes an beems!!!
Dis is teh wondermusly gud noos. Her will go on gettin betterer and betterer an happyer an happyier.
{{{{{{angel-kiitteh}}}}}}}
Dat b splendiferuz nooz!!! {{{{Angel-Kitteh}}}}}}}} I sew glad she b duing ok! Shii iz such a gudd mommeh tu awl ur babeh kittehz, it b importint dat hur b helfy! Shii haz deh dutyz tu dueing! Schmooooz tu ebreewun in deh PK howse.
Ooooh – datz grayte gnuz, PK!
*duz happidans arownd hur cubicle in honnor uv Angel feelin beddur*
ZOMGZ
Thats spitting image of mah Spunkeh!!
Oh Spunkeh!
Doez anyone knoes what breedz uv cat that iz?
omg, I think that’s my cat. o_o
and the breed is a Russian Blue.