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Hyme bii awl tyd up at da moment!
diz plugg gows intew diz hoel… an diz plugg gows intew diz hoel.. an naow ai habs tew mennee pluggs an noe moar hoels…
ooo dots…
and dah foot bone connectid 2 dah leg bone… oh wait
dat makes me laff…reminds me ub dat Peanuts cartoon ware Linus sang dat and Lucy almoas had apoplexy
stoopy teknawluhgee!
Cord needs protxion frum da surge ob da kitten, afinkso!
Awl ai noa iz, ewe luk perplexd ,den dey charge ewe $80 til ewe gibem a wunnerfal meal, den iz onli $50, but maybee it’d be less but I’m unschooled ina des wais uf wiiliey womens. Dis barterin’ haz meh mistifided! Wherrie’s de line? do dismline change/ ai half a prro blem 2nite!
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skweeeeee!!!!! little orinj kitteh!
SPLORT!!!!!
Oh no, GM iz down!
*Pullz owt da portable CCC*
*Scoopys up awl uf GM’s brains. Rinses dem off in sparkli waters. Paks dem karefully bak in tu da head. Replyses awl da brain bones an wraps titely in da duky tape wif kyoot lil kittehs awn it. Puts awn xtra-strong CHRG an sits GM down awn da swoonin couch* Heer yu go GM, hazza nyce Chokolite Martooni an a choklite possum ut nom awn. Pleez tu bii kareful wen lukkin at da fuzzy babbeh kitteh bellys.
FangQ 3KM! I snuck in tew look at the lol without my CHRG!
*sip sip sip nom nom nom*
Ah! I feel better now!
HEWLP!!! she splorted!
Oh hai, orangebouncykitteh, dun’t worry, she’s been taken care of. have we met yet? If nawt: welkum! *extends feeler in fwendship*
Welkum to dis happi plaice!
juuuust a bit wrapped up in somefing adda moment….
tells mah secreterri i no can has appointment, i is tied ups.
Service will be resumed shortly…?
Dat lilluh ornjty kitteh haves a bad!!
But hims awso haves a cute. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Mah bad lilluh Emily kitteh turnded awf mah hole bencuter sysdum las nite an eberfing. Hers haved a BERRY bad!
Emily haz nebber bencuter?
Ummmm, nao u menshun it . . .
Teh I.T. manajur iz
tied upbery bizzee at teh moment. Wen hur izreleesedfinished, we will haz hur get bak to u.duz dat cum b4 oar aftah u gits ur rayzis?
Yesh.
oh hai…halp!
da WP maddereator keeps eetin mai posts
Ohh what a tangled web we weave…
Wen tecnolgee wee reseeve.
Haz anyjuan seen todais “Daily Kitten”? warning teh pikture is a free CHRG and sooper Ju-janta stun glasses juan… might waunt tew use eggstra ducky taupe tew justin case.
here it iz h ttp://www.dailykitten.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/1247369902.101_2172.jpg
iz a gud fing yu warndid abowt teh esstra CHRGs…. ai lol’most dint mayk it owt alife!
LOL
agreed! tew kyoot is teh danjeruss
dis kitteh is awl tangloled up in cabloling prolems.
das prolly wye dey calls it CAT 5E
**heddesk**
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
lubz hurz Iee Tee trayneengz wiff
Phatt Blakk Pisskettee!
Phatt Blakk Pisskettee
amz kyndaz lyke Plumppz Sawfft Thredd
butz nawtz neer az Phunn!
Phatt Blakk Pisskettee
taykz Bunneh Kikkz mutch bettah
tahn t3h Plumppz Sawfft Thredd
Jack.
Pyutor borked lass nite O da huge manitee!!!! Mr. Pj:”BLAH! BLAH! OUTDOOR VOICE !!! PJ son stept in cat’s stept in water:BLAH! wet socks *&$%#@!!!. Cats: I dunno, wat ken we do? Me: I juss misst Cheesland. Yikes, this lookt way diffrent in my hed. Poetry not so ez.
clappety clappety, Jack Deth!!!
Dis Aye Tea kitteh
Duz nawt rekamen blutoof!
Betta iz blueeyz.
“phatt Blakk Pisskettee”–*snerk*
“Bunneh Kikkz”-wadda ‘maginayshion yoo has, JD!
Sumwun tells dat kitteh to NAWT play wif teh wyrs!!!!!!
Hay, lilol orinj kitteh, do NAWT paly wif teh wyrs!!!!
**crickits**
It nawt wurk, Dave. Butt Ai nebbur did hab a kitteh hoo lissened.
Hao is yu?
Mai desktawp puter is mute becuz mai kitteh chewd teh speekur wiers. ‘Sokae, ai doent reelee liek tawking masheens eneewae.
Mai MIL’s runny babbit chompdid hurz telolfone wyrez. Nose fone cawls fur hur! Runny babbit otay. Ai neber hadda kitteh chew inee wyres.
Oh hai, parrothead!! How yu doin??
Saem heer. ADN teh portablol DVD player… *sigh* Butt ai lubs mai kittehs ennywai!
Aye telled mai kitteh nawt to nom teh whyer, butt hur nawt lissen! Hur stawpt nommin whyers win hur maid eet thru wun. Nawt tu wurry, hur wuz ok, butt never nommed annuthur whyer.
Tri puttin lquid dishy soap on teh wires… dat stawped my tew kittehs frum nomming teh wires
Catslave!!! I nebber seen yu on da commints B4…oh, I nawt been on in da longest times mah self….well, ohai!!!!
Ohai tew ewe tew KerryKatz4! I haz been on for a while.. can’t member when Ai started.
Extendz teh floofy paw ob friendship!
CatSlave? oar Cats Lave? seccond meens Cats Wash
AI am teh slave tew my tu cats!
JerseyBarb dew ewe lib in teh Gnu Jersey? If Sew, ware? I wuz borned in Mt. Holly ( burlington Co.) butt (snicker) growed up in Nork. I libs in Orygun naow for teh past 15 years.
Ai am a Hoosier now, I used to lieve in Morris and Bergen counties
heer’s my floofy paw of freindship
Butt… isn’t dat messy?
uze a berry lite coatin uf dishey soap… it is nawt sew messy dat wai…
Looks like every IT guy I’ve ever known.
wow, teh IT giis heer nawt ebben hab haf diz much cyuut!
mebbe DIS i.t. mannijer cud git a daet.
Mai IT guyz nevur this cyoot! Aye wuddent git mad wif tehm iffen tehy wuz this cyoot!
Luks liek Tiem Warner….*sigh* FINELY, FINELY dey fixeded it!
yay!! yay!! yay!! hope yor compyooter iz wurking reel gud now!
Happytayle dansdansdans!
welkum bak tu Cheezland! {{{{KCT}}}}
Fank u caramelchef81! It is niec 2 be bak, it is niec 2 be bak ennyware. {{{{{caramelchef81}}}}}
KCTailkinker…Iz niec 2 be bak ware u r. dans x 3.
YAY!!!! I so glad dey finally didded it. stoopy razzenfrazzen it guiz dat taking furebber tu fixxing fingz. {{{KCT}}}
Ooh squeee! teh littlol belleh! teh littlol paws! teh froshus littlol teef! SPLORT!!!!
OMG halp! Meezom’s down! Can yoou splort in the future?
What time is it?
I’m not qualified! OK is in m rgin c! I try. Seeep o o np peas in a flanik sweep sweep sweep ? scoop scpoop poop ? wrap put back branes wiff ducky tape Ineed sizzors! STAT! OK rest here n saya prayer Need a hug? Here ye go snuggles snuggles wiff cheezflavored blanket Hot chock? Otay. Plez 2 b careful n use protexion agenst da cute.
ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!! gigglol…*hic*…. **wieps leeky eiies** **saya prayer? need a hug?** pj perry…yu is full uv awsum adn win!
wAT IS PIMP? i NOS T3H REST Y AM I SSCRAMING//?
teehee…
PIMP= peein in mai pantz!
nOW dats funny!!
otay, PJ,
If ai members rite…
1) u sweeps up de braynes
2) u rinsh em wif de sayleen
3) u pak pak pak bak in de crayneeum
4) u replayce de borked skull bonez
5) u taypz, taypz, taypz – fwap, fwap, fwap wid de dukky taypes
6) u … hmmm…oh, den u putz on de CHRG (wdoi)
7) u handem sum gogglols
8) u leeds em tu de recubberree lownj
9) u gibs choclats an drinkees and admo..uh, admin..warnin nawt to luk at kyoot til feelin bettur
Tahnx Griff, I need mor traynen. Prakktice Prakktice Prakktice.
Oooohhhhh….. what happened? My head feels..kinda empty….why aren’t these people speaking English? *groan* *klunk*
Did anyone put the branez back in t3h head?
Yup dat wuz dun in step free!
O noes! *Skweeeoooo skeweeeeoooo* CCC goes fast as possblol to Mezzomom.
*Grabs CHRG wif multi perty patterns and wraps arown Mezzomom after yoosing limon cleen smellsstuffz*
*rap Mezzomom wif floofee blankee wif cheezmap and tukee tuukee Mezzomom*
*Gibs Hawt Choklik or Pink Limenade for Mezzomom an cukies*
Ar u OK Mezzomom?
I can haz plemonade 2 ? I hazza tired now.
fankees KCT – Ai fergots de floofee blankees…whew – aifinkso dat mite hab ben mai nawt sekund recubberee…aifinkso I shud werk on mai tyme.
YOU FORGOT THE BRANES!
*sneeks away wif sum yooseful wurking bits ob brayn for hersslef*
O hai, LM!
*looks 4 sum brayn sells, 2*
I srry I knot emayoed yoo, yet, ai has a stoopy, forgited how 2 fynd yore address…
*holds out sine “will werk for brayn sales*
i putted it in a messij on yor profile.
O MAI CC!!!!11 SHE IZ WIF OWT BRAYNES!
Oh fankees ebrybuddy! ai feels liek maiself nao. Gots tu rememember teh CHRG adn googles ebbry tyme!
Ohai cheezfrens!
ai wuz wottchun teh beeg burdeez tunite.
see dah pix effen yu want:
wend ova wengz
They r beatiful!
Ohai, pj!
ai shud be goen tu sleeppeelan!
iz yur profiel ‘pj’?
*nawt suer how tu offfa teh furree paw awf frensheep*
I don’t have a profile,, I just learned how to talk recently. Am technolically impaired, I;’m afraid. Nice to meet you, tho! Shakes paws
O ai see! Wen yu get won….pleze tu bee coem frenden mii!
*puts hoof in paw* Nice too meet u, pj perry!
Nice 2 meet u 2! Ware ibs eberty one? Iz a nite owl.
zzz….?
yase
Dem iz AWESUM burds! Ai reely leik teh Bawld Iggle. We haz dem aowt here in Orygun tew! Teh Owwwls iz bwautymus az well!
Her wuz eh verree hansum burdy!
ohai. ai hadda funnee thot taht u wer inna wessturn yewtah, izza taown der we callz ‘bendover’ butt (!) iz reelee Wendover…. an ai thot ur linkee sayd wendover’ inna funnee wai…
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nebber mynd.
Oh, ai C U R rlly frum CT, catena! I want to cheezmeet yoo win ai finely git out dare to C my Inlaws…busy wiff boi’s wedding dis sommer!
I like teh raptors! My son hoo is gitting marrified wus allays kwite teh nachuralist, and eye lerned a lot bout the wrap-tors frum him!
That was fabulous! I like the little owl the best!
ooooh, those are byootiful birds. looks like a great presntashun. the little owls are so cyoooot. thnxfrsharing!!
wols were awsum and full of win, but i likes the eeglol best
Come into my parlor dear said the power supply to the kitteh
OOOooo, dat’s catch-ee! 0_o!
Iz caught up and can’t come to the phone right now.
Lol, funny picture
Dis be how ai felt all week week week. Ai da system admin for 6 server cells (18 server) adn itz been bery pleh week.
{{{OnleeKitteh}}} Hoap yur week improbes!
Itwill – aboutz free-firty tomoro Paficic teim. YEAH!
U wayke eever erly oar layte, Africat! Friday mus bi day of rest there. Mai dai uv rest is 7 dais a week week.
Ohai KCT! Naice tu c yu bak awn teh air! Yesh, itz berry eerlee heer. Aiz bin internetting sinse 5 a.m.! YAWN!
xkweeze teh bad mannurs!
Noes eggscoos needed, Africat. Ai may be seen at layte, layte, layte maiself sumdai. Ai’m a liddlol tired an gawta get up erly….2 erly ifn u ask meh. Teh fizzicat ferapist will be her at 9am. Doan be embarased, Africat. Ai jus nosee….lerns form mai kittehs. Schmoooooo!
Schmooooooz an gud nite tu yu!!!
SNAKEZ!!! SNAKEZ Iz bean eeted bai SNAKEZ!!!
WARE? WARE? RUNHIEDRUNHIEDRUNHIED!
O geez, ai just got bakk frum teh oral surjon (and C’ing my momma kat on teh way home), and got teh noos about my jaw serjery….insurense knot pay 4 dis kynd…but teh surgery is knot sew expensive as teh dentestry 2 fix teh collat…collylater…uvver toofy problems…sheez, dis debt is moar skary dan NE dentist or surgery!
Oooooo, kitkay. ai so sawry abowt ur dintist stuffz! {{{{{kitkay}}}}}}
Gud nite, Cheezfrendz!
Gud nite nightshayde! Lubs and hedbonks and purrs!
Oh, my, dat r dangjurrusslee splortee…
ohai, kafleen! nise to see yoo, howz fings? (besides splorted)
doan axe… pleh! LOL
HELLO!…. Hello! ….. helloooooooooooo.
Anybuddy here????
hellooo O Cween! Ai kan heer yu!
Oh hai AfriCaT!!! i wuz beginning tu finking I wuz awl alone!!
It b midnite heer. Just had dinner and unwinding.
O noe, wii is well awake heer in teh dessurt! Ai hav three kittehs frollikin (running madlee) arownd mii an ai just got bak frum feedin mai feral frends owtside. Y ar yu still awake if ai may ax?
Wii b deh campground hosts frum 7 pm tu 11pm. Iz not a hard job, just chekking in deh late arrivals and selling ice and firewoodz. I will going to bed in a haf ower or so. Nice part of deh job is deh sleeping in, in deh morningz.
how iz deh babeh kitteh doing?? prolly pritty gud if she b wun uv deh frollikerz.
Shii is bootiful an helfy an happee! Moastlee white wif a soft caramel color awn teh hed an tail an one blue an one green eye! Dis ensemble is topped off wiv a pinkee nose an pinkee pinkee toesies!!! Aaaargh!
OOooooo. deh odd eyed kitty!! wif pinkeee pinkee toe padz!!! iz berry splortashus!! I neerlee splort just finking uv it…. I will haz deh sweet dreemz uv deh kewt kitty tunite!
Sweet dreems O cween!
Fankee, AC! Schmooooz.
butt(snikr)ing into the thredd here to say:
Africat – you should post a warning before describing kittehs like that – I almost splorted into my tea!!!
oh – and Good Morning to the desert and Good Nite to the camp ground!
Gud moarning Nennepus! Sawree fur teh irrespawnsabul deskripshun! Hao ar yu tuday?
enjoying the sun fru my office window – all alone in the place!
How’s life in the desert? met enny camelols lateleh?
Noe, nawt reesuntlee!
Jus mannee feral kittehs. Wish ai culd ‘dopt dem all! 
{{{{{AC}}}}}
{{{{{Feral kittehs}}}}}} (akshully not sure they wud let me do that…)
Your doing your best for them – giving them fud and care! and you have doptified 3 of them!
You and P-K would be eggsalad crazee kitteh ladees – all honors to you!
Taht sownds lik wun bootimus pusssumkat u got dere!
Fankees! Soon as ai tak a gud pikshur ov hur aill try tu poast eet awn mai profile.
O taht wud be grate, butt tehn we must prepayer ourseffs, tehre will bee much splortashuns n much wurk fur CCC peepz aifinkso.
I’ve found that using the “take lots of pictures as long as I hold my finger on the shutter button”-mode works well on kittehs – there’s always bound to be a good pic somewhere in the pile of pictures it generates!!!
Sownds laik a nice job! In teh summer ai ownlee start wurk at 10 in teh moarnin and ai liv just across teh rowd frum teh lagwidge sentur! eets gud tu sleep late.
whyle we wait for a nu LOL
Cute and talented rodints here
(Just click on the pic of the talentid rodint to get a nu pic)
i liek this wun
Dese be berri splortimus pikchurs – fanky ou fur teh linx Nennepus
OMCC Nennepus!
That is teh CYOOTIST think I has seed lately!
It’s Maus, doing a one man band, ifinkso!!
Dang Windows
Every time they do a new version, somethin gotta go wrong
Two wrdz: Wall. Papr. In fact if I wer able to werk I’d put dis az my dsktp walpapr at wrk. 8=)
much cuter and may i say taller than our IT manager……
Hahaha! This reminds me of my step-dad.
well, that explains a lot.