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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ai needs to kook downe
conga rats! nauw ai nedz tu get tu wurk!
thnx catena – wurk well!
Congrats, mm!
thnx Annipus!
why wii nawt has ayer condishunen?
wheeeee! but I can’t reach it….
cairful nawt to be gettin teh tayle n weeskas choppychopped awf
Ohai, Nenne! I haven’t seen you around lately. Or is it just me??
your right – I’ve been on holiday with no intertube connection!
is hard – butt (snikr) one gets used to it… interacting with peeps I meen
We’ve been 2 weeks on our teeny littlol sailboat – down the sweedish west coast and one week in France – to visit my Nan, see Loire Chateauxs and drink Loire wine…
Back at work this week! hard to get used to…
Oh, what a wonderful vacation! But glad you’re back, Sailor Nenne!
Thank you O King of literary felines!!!
I’m sneeking of on anotter vacashun on sunday again – to visit the Queen at Buckingham palace with my bestest travelling friend!
Well, yu doo needs to see these “real” peeps ebberys o offen, nd nawt just play wif us ‘maginary folkeses.
Remembers me uva childhud poem.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?
I’ve been to London to visit the Queen.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you there?
I frieghtened a little mouse under her chair!
Sew pwease restrayne urselv frum diven unner teh queens frone iffen u sees a mousie! It maybe nawt propurr ifinkso!
ooh – I’ll do my very best!
I’ll be on my best behaviour and mind my Ps & Qs and not dive after rodints under the royal furniture…
O o ! Den wii can haz sayyin,
Nennepuss, Neeniepuss,
Wear huaz u bean?
Ai bene to Lunnun,
2 luk att teh Cween!
Nennepuss, Neeniepuss,
Whut did u dere?
Ai nommed uh whee mous
Dat runned udder hir cheer!
Oar mbee ur feel line altar eegoe mite haz didddid taht! Hab teh wunnermuss tyme!
O deer. I haz a ree dun dansie. *luks embarrasssed*
Oar mebee . . . teh Grate Mines thminks a Like?
KooL ai meenz to sai!
coon skratulashons Catena n Nennepus – fleet of fingas wivout maikin teh typos laike ai deed!
Fankies Miniminsmum!
And conga rats shoe laysis to u too – for the top spot of the brayd!!!
I wonder what the tye-bootiek has for us these days?!?
Soooo many fantaticabulus fings in teh tye-bootiek iz hard to chooz. Ai cud spend howers in teh tye-bootiek. Lez go n see.
My HB is taking me on a ride a long the fjord inna convertiblol this afturnoon as a belatid burfday presint – I need a lubbleh skarf and larje fancy sunglasses for the ride
Ai fink ai bee needin teh noo sungogglols too, n mebbe an umbrelly cos we been gettin much stawms here lately
O and enjoi teh ride bi teh wai.
Nenne, ai wood bee carful, a fjord anna cormbertablol. Jus doen lean out two far an “fall” out. BWAHAHHAHAAHAH
haddent thought bout that!!
Jus callz mii da boice ob caushun, an check da status ob Ur life insurence policee. Ifinkso
Oh pore kitteh. Gib him a step laddur!
Yay! U wer rite annipus! ICHCB dussent lik mai nam!
Ah yes, now you mention it…..
It wuz aktooly lunarmommy, but u wer helping me 2! tanx!
(lolspeak iz hard)
You don’t HAVE to use it, gaynorvader. It really is optional. We understand you either way! We love having you here, by the way. *squeeze*
Aw tanx!
*squeeze*
I wunt 2 tri tho b cuz u allwayz uz da English on da FailBlogz!
wuz annipuss’s comment abowt teh cownty in teh sowf ob england wif letters taht also meen sumfin else, got me thinking.
one day, I waz on teh bed kannopy and teh ceilin fan hitted me in teh hed and nokked me to teh flore. I scairted of ceilin fanz now.
I scaried uv dem too, caws 1 taim I pulled teh cord and got elektraku. . . electricoo. . . shock-dat-can-kill-ed.
Kitteh is fantastik!
Miniminsmum – I add my voice to the chorus of congrats. I also add to the sillybraytions a tray of freshly-baked cream scones, some Devon double cream, sordid fruit jams; a pitcher of fresh-squoze blood orange juice, pots of coffee and tea, and the mild, cream, and white and brown sugars to go with; and diced melon with Greek yogurt (can you tell I have a hongree?)
Does the dance of:
*slide, glide, slide
*twirl, whirl, spiral
*hop, skip, jump
*lie on back waving arms and legs in the air
Byootimus dans! Apple sauce, applesauce!
*claps feelers wildly*
Dis sowdes like a wondermus feest
*helps seff to scones n rarzberri jam wif teh creem (dubble of corse) n sum orinje joose n teh Greek yogurt wif melon*
Ai haz a greedeee.
Howz abaout sum Greek dansing to follow teh noms?
*fills a playte wif melluns and yogurt*
Oh yes – lets
*drags inn a weelie burrow filled wif breakablol dishus*
I think this shud be enuff for us!
Ai will bring teh sweepy brume fur cleenin up after awl the breakabloling ov teh dishus n playtes
(butt nawt teh playtes for teh melluns n yugurt n scons wif creeem on)
Oh-Pah!
Q gotz fresh-squoze blood? Iz U da bampyre? da sparklee wun?
Bwaahaahaa
Is that a bengy kitteh?
Fan dansa kitteh
Plade teh famus berlesk hawlz
Wants teh gloree bak
You cruel woman!!! You put catnip on that fan??? I know you did!!!
Gooooooodddddd Mooooorrrnnning LOLcats.
Maybe hes wants to be a helichopter pilot?
like dis?
Dat a Burmese kitty?
Crazy Burmeezes. I got 2 a dem.
Lukky yu! Dems bootifull!
My cat, Snoopy, tries to turn on fan from dining table. She also can pull out grease catcher from under stove fan and turn on answering machine and tv. Soon she won’t need me.
As long as U doen git da lectrik gushifud openr, ur safe.
ohai cheezepeeps an gud affernoons frum tti! ai is still awl isoo…isss….erm…cordonded awf frum societeee wid ma illyness! but ai can has plate of scones wid budder awf plzkthanx?
You poor thing – has the H1N1 influensa A caught you?!?
Well – no matter wut illness is confining you – there’s always lots of nom for you here!
*prepares a plate wif scones and jam an cream. a bowl of melluns an yogurt, makes a pot of tea*
Here you go!
Enjoy!
Iz there Earlol Grey Tea?
Our kitty Simon was terrified of any overhead fan or fluttering flag. He thought it was a huge flying raptor that ate a cat every day. Likewise belts lying on the floor — or even pink ribbons — they were deadly snakes.
Otherwise he was a sweet boy, rest in peace buddy.
dude, you need to clean up your house
Thass wut ai wuz finking, butt(!) wen teh kitteh iz hazzing teh urge tew beh funneh, tehere iz noa tyme fur cleenupz! *snerk* kitteh’s hooman niids flylady.net!
yesh, flylady iz teh win an awsum!! how to kleen howse wen yoo hates kleening howse or duznt knowing how to gets it done.
Ai cud poast pikshurs ob mai plays dat maeks DAT wun luk spawtliss. Nawt gunna, butt (*!*) ai cud!
Dats des purr achion ifn eyes eber shaw it
oooh tankies nennepuss! *omm nom nom sluprie slurpie om nom nom* oooh dat wus lubberly! yessen, teh oinky flu hab gotten me tew…ai wus made tew go tew docs by wurk awn monday an he sed yeppers, u gotted teh oinkyness. ai confinnerd tew hause till teh weekend …..is gettin very pleh. Least ai has mai chizel Kitteh tew keep me company!
Ohai Zelkina, hoap ur feline abit bedderer n takin teh medycins to fite the oinky flu. U haz a gud rest n play wiv ur kitteh, they is gud cumpanee when we haz teh pleh.
I wuv teh slow moshun reeplai in teh videlol….
white cats cant jump, fortunately
Persistent little bugger!
Why is he puking on the mic eachtime it jumps
kitteh luks just liek mah littlol Butterscotch…Hyper, slightly floofy and a little bit stumpy
lulz when it fulls off!!!!!1! ROTFLMAOOL OK im dun
lol, cute cat! dunt get choppied up kitteh!!!!
no mor katnip 4 u!!!!
Just be glad it didn’t catch it…
WOW! Dis Bruce Lee of kittehs!
Dude needs to clean up his place. Is that underwear?
Wow. What’s it with Siamese? I have a blue-point who H-A-T-E-S the ceiling fan. None of the other cats seem to even realise it’s there.
mai kittehs babee an rao haf ceilink fanz awn Ignoor. Butt no wut dey lurvz? iz wen fanz mayk mai dreemkatchur fevverz bloe awl arown. fevverz ar der fabbritist fingz awn urf. ulmos az gud az da holl burd
haha that was so funny you have a kung fu cat there watch out
Mebeh itz a Siamez thing. Mah Siamez used to do dis 2 when he was liddle. Though, he nevar got dis into it!
I had a cat that would sit on the floor under the celling fan & wobble in a circle. Then she would shoot up & hit the chains for the light & speed. She was cool.
yeah, that last shot was the last shot the guy got on his camera after his cat struck him down out of vengence for taking video of it trying to get the fan! lol
Kitteh must not have seen The Muppet Movie, where Kermit ends up on a ceiling fan and gets spun around.