
When the fleas had sattelite TV installed Burt knew it was time to see the vet.
u shud nivver let fleas go unchekked.
Picture by: Emily Cox. Caption by: ImWoodChuck via Advanced Lol Builder
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When the fleas had sattelite TV installed Burt knew it was time to see the vet.
u shud nivver let fleas go unchekked.
Picture by: Emily Cox. Caption by: ImWoodChuck via Advanced Lol Builder
Dey has maed demselbs at hoem
Kitteh cocktail umbrella!
Ohai Maus. Haz u kum up fur ayr?
For a minute. My show opens tonight, so I won’t be able to stay long. I has elebenty fings to do…
Hoep you gets tehm all dun. Brake a leg!
Hoep it goes well
Gud luck!
Skritch,skritch,skritch, zappety zap!
to miniminimimummy, blooz-fan and udder cheezfolks: My ‘troll-ish’ post on the last LOL wuz mint 2 B funny (well, moar ironical, tahn silly, rlly).
Commint is IRONICAL becuz cheezpeeps is nyse and dey NEBBER larff at udder peepz! (eben trolls, aifinkso!)
Srry 2 b sew obtuse!
wen u look bak awn dat post, u’ll see u am already furgiven
{{{kitkay}}} wiii knowed taht, nawt tew wurry! Ai ansured u dere tew, nawt wan u tew feel bahd, wii knowed u wuz joakin!
oh noes, i noed that u waz nawt seryouslee being a troll – n mai commenz were teh ironykal too.
U an Bon Momme did such fantasticabulous immi-tashuns ov teh trolls taht ai was berri imprest (butt nawt foolled)
Burt alweys hadda face soufwest
Fur teh bestest recepshun
wif wun eer turnid tew 90 degreez eest norfeest
heer, lemmee ajusst ur tinfoyl hat, iz awf a bit…
O noze! Teh fleez haz opienid a Tiki bar an r servin umbrellah drinkies!
Corngranulashunz on ur tree-wai naught sekund! Dis hisornic momunt mus bee sillibrated wit de haawaaii hula dans!
*gits owt teekee bawr glassus, fillsup blenndur wif pie-napplol joos, kokonut meelk, an yummee rhum, whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
*pores inna glassus an hans owt peenya kohlahduhs tew awl*
oooh! fankies fur teh peenya kohlahduh! ai meen, shur iz ownlee nyn-ferty in teh moarnin, but Iz shur it be fyfe oklok sumwayr, rite?
menney yeers ago my goilfren an I used alweys to show up at parties wiff a gallon of Piña Coladas. She wuz called “Queen Piña” an I wuz refered to as “King Colada”. Dis werked well fer us until we wented to a Tupperware party so armed (it wussen mush ob a party till we arribed).
Oooohhh! Ai wud goa tu moar tupperware partees ifn tehre wuz pina coladas aifinkso!
Oohhh!!! elebenty!!! Ai can haz a excited! Ai can finally has a gravatar insted ub a qwilty fing! Dansdanstwirlhappytayldansdans!
an a bery nice one too…
Nyce grabatar Mezzomom, yer name wus blue and den nawt blue but I wented to yer profile and looked at yer foetoes, berry nyce. The unhappy wet kitteh wuz so cute I tryed making a lol out ob it but my lol was abowt the same as yers.
Oh. never noticed mai naym waz not blue! Hmmm, lesse if ai can fix dat.
Oh, mai naym is bloo wen ai’m nawt logdin at teh WP. Nawt bloow wen ai am logdin at teh WP. Eezy skweezy.
It’s Fibe ferty heer!
Tyme fur elebenses heer butt(!) hoo sez we can’t has pina coladas fur elebenses?
Cheez wuns aer alkyhol free enniwai!
Hoo niids alkyhol? Wii is sillee enuff aifinkso!
Iz awlwaiz coktayle taime here – these are grate peenya kohlahduhs u maid.
*sips peenya kohlahduh n noms on teh teeny pizzers n finga foods*
aifinkso it wuz a fyve wai, wif annipuss leedin teh pak! Yay!!
*hula-hulas awf tew teh tye booteek*
Joins BF473 in dantz to ty booteek. Ise finking ob a safron colerd moo-oo-moo-oo and a King Kamehameha hat!
Mahalo to all!
Dis owfitz sounz deevinz! Ai weel wer asoori wit stiipz ofa guld.
O mai! Haow dashing u luuk judson! *swoons*
Fans BFs face wiff feather fan until she deswoons. Sawy to gib yew the sentsory oberload. It wuz eever dis or blue jeans an werk shirt.
bloo jenes an a…a….CORDEROI wurk shert?? *swoons agin*
nope – A washinton DC blue chamb… chardon…champe… cotton werk shirt wiff two pockets bofe wid flaps!
*hans owt lays-nawt-teh-cheeps tew ebberywun as tehy goe inna dore*
♫Thank CC teh tiki bar is open
Thank CC teh tiki torch still shines
Thank CC teh tiki bar is open
Come on in and open up ur mind♪
Care Troll Bait!
BWAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAH!!!!
omg, maus, I was just thinking the same thing!! That cracks me up!!
whenebber he skritched his back dere would be piles ob tiny beercans and pizza bawxes
*falls off chayr laffing*
*getz bak up*
*reeds agin*
*bak on teh floar!*
tiny beercans and pizza bawxes!1!elebenty!
Judson! yu maed me spit dyet cokiekola on my monitor!!
here, yew can use my shamwaow
Ai wood lik a dakaari ana chot uf 151 plz.
Burt had a hissed orf wen teh bill caem wif awl teh NB moobies awn it…Damm flees! Iz nawt mayd uv munnies ya noe!
Flees dees dais!
Erm… Hello, Mr. Ekstirminatur… Ai bin hazzing a smawl prolim dat haz bin nipping at mah behind fur kwite sum tym nao…
litterly a pain in muh butt(!)
fleas needa goes. kitteh cant haz demz arownd much loonger coustin to muches.
Mabye teh kitteh can open up a flea market? Or order teh flees to flea teh jurisdiction?
fugitive fleas flew frum the fuzz?
Flee flea flee, fly frew a flaw for freedom
fyve flees fansied frolikin freelee frew feline fuzziness?
phew!
An dey watchsed Teh Hoppin Nitwurk until free in teh mornin!!!
Angel staying at vet overnight, ’cause the vet (whom I trust absolutely) wants her on an IV ’cause of not eating, and wants to put her on IV pain meds that’ll have less fluctuation than oral and on IV antibiotics that’ll work better and not need to go in thru her poor mouth. She’ll be okay, she’s just in a LOT of pain.
And now, I have to run off to grooming class.
{{{PK and Angel-kitteh}}}
Sheez in gud hands, juss needz taime to recubber n get bak her appeetyte
{{{{{PK}}}}} She will be teh ok, PK. Ai know tellin u nawt to worree will nawt halpify cuz ur hur Mama & dere iz no way u kin nawt worree — but try to relaxify az muchlee as u kin. Angel iz in gud hands & dey iz maykin hur comfy & nawt hurtin. She will be forgiving u az soon az hur mowf stawps hurtin.
Aw cwap – my eyez haz developed a leek.
We iz heer fur u, PK!!!
*swishes majik wand for angel to get feeling better soon*
aww, pore angel {{{{{angel}}}}} {{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}} she’ll be okay, pore fing. i’z not surprised her iz so owchie an unhappy, a fyoo munfs ago wen i gotted a toof filed down for a crown i wuz taking teh preskripshun-strength doses ob advil for days (maynly cawz ob teh broozing in my jaw from teh anesthetik shots). i kant imajin habbing 9 toofs owt!! she’s getting teh bestest kare an will be better soon, yoo are gud kitteh-mommy an doing teh best fing for her. i am glad yoo iz feeling well enuff to come heer an let us kno how fings are going an let us gib yoo teh hugs an support. {{{p-k}}}
Wun of my hart kittehs had many teefs pulled all at once. I know he was in serious pain … the v-e-t used the pain patch … don’t know what was worse … the pain or the poor kitteh’s reaction to the meds … berry hard to watch … so I’m sending all the beams of lubs and hugs that I can.
{{{{{oap}}}}}}
its cool
Most excellend, WoodChuck!! Love it love it love it love it!!!
It nebber before occurred to me to sey fankie to the captioner unlest its sumbuddy I knows from postifying. Do yew fink Woodchuck be lurking inna backgrownd and working hard makin lols for us? If yer out dere Woodchuck, fanks fer the Lols!
Our quiet friend Woodchuck has done a lot of great Lols–see his profile–and has a current series of detective-story Lols like nothing I’ve seen before, with a cast of goggies! Check ‘em out!
Waaayy OT, butt(!) I just haddta share!!!
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(cloz up teh gap tween h&t)
*snerk* *gasp* *snickergiggle snicker*
eggzaktly…
ZOMCC, taht is wunnerful! distraks enemiez an grate fer jazz handz, wat moar cud wii aks!!
OOH!! I needed dese wunst wehn I wurkd for a mean man hu wuz verrah cheep and kept teh thermostat down so it was 53 durgrees in te hoffise in winter!! We weared gloves to type!!
If dis be reel den I yam abowt to finish muh Chriffmuff shawpping in Jooly!! Woo Hoo!
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(close teh gap)
not Sky tv, or virgin media, CEILIN+ HD
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Gober an all teh ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz (inklooding owr failfrends!), noofrenz an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, lemmin caeks wif orinj glaze, pinya kolada party punch (adult an not-adult varieties) wif liddle umbrellys to flote in teh glasses, iskreem, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif yoyoz taht wissle “teh pinya colada song” wen tehy yoyo (dis wuz a trol-dezine, not shur if it’s a keeper), itty bitty sekrit diyarees wif sekrite de-coder mood ringz, ittybitty lego raysing cars wif pull-bakk motor akshun, kandee, an culoring buks ob kittehs in colorful hawaii shirts wif bokses ob elebenty-five byootiful color crayns wif bilded-in sharperners! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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