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Curiosity may not have killed the cat… Wonder what this button does.. …but sure gave him a cold, wet surprise.
i shudda lerned from mah sprinkler experience.
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bath time! >.<
Annipuss n Granski togever on teh tawp spawt – congratz on teh ty
Thx mm! An Grantski got anuvver commint in teh nawt sekund minnit!
Gratz on teh ty few nawt sekund! *extends moppy paw*
Thx Obk! Taeks ur paw in frenship!
Ur vewy wel…ohh squirrel!
Ah, hello again Annipuss!
Hello agane 2 u!
two ties in two days. Ceiling cat is messing with my mind…..
We muss stawp meetin liek dis!
So whut u’r saying is that curiosity spilled all over teh cat.
If Curiosity comes in the form of hated Water, then yes
Ai neber noed that curiosity wuz maed uv waddur.
they could at least make it cheezburger flavored
Whut, u guise never heared of cynic ducky?
Anyone have a towel?
*hands Ms B a Sham-wow*
just leave the Sham-wow guy out of it O_O
now now DK!
Ms B is a guest, can’t we give hur a 10 P towel at leest?
Does this mean that teh hunnert dollar towel is now a collector’s item?
Haz u ennee still in stokk?
gud question anni, I thot they was all sold out!
No, they is teh all solded out. To restock I’d has to by 36 of them and spend a few actual hunnert actual dollars.
I does has a linky for a place that sells them for about teh same price as I did, if peeps wanna buy one.
In dat caes, dey aer collekturz itemz!
nao u can onlee find dems on eee-baie at teh hailee inflolated pryses
Fanks! You guys sure know how to treat a guest!
*squeezes Ms B*
*liks Leeza*
*passes 4.5 a glarss ob adult bevridj*
A gud deed gose arownd teh Werld!
*floofz pillowz fur Ambercat adn
* fetchez hur a nice floofee blankee.
Polishes da cween’s crownz an gibs herz a nawt oldz shinee septur
*baeks a pavlova for E_M, decormated wib whippee creem nd slieced kiwifroot*
But kittehs haz teh niyne lives so himz nawt wurrid. Himz can take teh chanses.
But nine lives is better then eight
troo, troo!
Countdown to cold, wet, pissed off kitteh in 3, 2….
Tehy shud put teh labuls in lolspeek!
I iz gonna make mahself an ice-cold lemonade, does U want some?
I bet yu luk funnee when yr an ice-cold leminade.
*snerk*
Ai iz in teh Nurvanna nao! A bloo naym adn a abbatar! Lyfe is gud!
Hao cans u doo dat? Is it a mayjical limminayde spell?
hey I will makes U into a lemon if doesn’t stawp making fun of me.
We orinj kittehs is magical.
Ai lubs ornaj kittehs! I useta taek caer ub 1 abaot a lebentyfibe yaers ago. He libbed onna rooftop of teh haos nextoome fror menny mumfs. He wooden comm daon evar. He haded a starvin.
He wuz awlso habbin a mad allatyme. 
So ai maeded hims a wittle warm haous onna mai bakpoarch outta a bocks an towels. I naemeded hims Roofcat. He finawwy gotted a wittle moar fwendly adn caem daon adn letted me pet him adn feeded hims gushifuds. Wen it got coald owt he wented inna haos i maeded. I wus awlreddy owned bai mai nais kitteh Joseph adn dey diddn get alawn. I haz a sad tinkin abaot deh oarinj Roofcat. 
I lubbed hims.
Ai finkz ewe iz a kin an wunerfal hoomin! Ai tink is Roofcat wer luki findz a gud gurl lik ewe!
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Tankeeyoo. Ai wuz lukky 2 findz him!!!
Pooh orinj roof cat, I iz sure himz glad that himz had a fren in you
{{{{Orinj roof cat+ elainet}}}
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{{{elainet and Roofcat}}}
Pleez no be habing a hab a sad! It wuz gud dat he hadz a wundermus hooman lik U!
Tankeeyoo, I feewls bettah nao.
Aww, lukky Roofcat! Sum kittehs, tehy just wants tu lib owtside, and having teh shelters an fuds be awl tehy need tu making lyf compleet. Aifinkso him musta lubbed an trustid yu muchly tu come daon intu howse yu maked him an let yu petted him! Him waz a berry lukky Roofcat!!!
Oh hai, PK!! Tanks for da advice bout mah bebbeh kitteh!! We tinkin dat dis girl gonna gibs him to us…her can’t take good care of hims a gives him a good home….once I noes for shur we gonna take him into vet and get da shots an neuter going. Husbin lubs him as much as I duz, he gonna offer dis girl 100 dollers for da kitteh, and den we gonna take her to SPCA wen her get settled an we buys her new kitteh. Cross dem fingers for dis!!!
Lukkee kitteh. Be nicer fur kitteh nawt tu get settuled wif yu an feel safe an tehn get moobed. Better fur girl tu get settuled an tehn find kitteh taht needs hoam TEHN. Ai haz a happeh info ai gibbed yu halped!!! Plz tu cuddul fur me!!!
Ohai p-k, sowwee to goes OT, jist wantid tew let yew noes taht Buddy nd Ophelia is gettink along ok. Ai duzzint finkso tehy will ebber be bestist fwends, but tehy can haz tolurins. Nd boaf bebbehs sleepyied on mai bed wib me (ai can haz ruum? No ai karnt). Nd wun ob tehm catchified a rat! Nd leebed it in teh lownge for me. Ewwwwwww.
Yays fur tolerins! Iz much tu be sed fur tolerins!!! (Seanya sez, Queen uv Uniberse and Ohai Commander maked peas treety?) Bof awn bed be awsum, nawt awl kittehs willing tu du taht (ai gno wat yu meen bowt no ruum…
)
Ded rat, du nawt want! But iz awsum prezint frum kitteh point uv vu, yu shud haz an onnured.
Yis, ai wuz so onnured bai mai prezzint, ai sed to teh New Boi yew kin plz remoev fore me kthx. Nd teh New Boi did!
Oh, dids ai tel yew ai hazza New Boi.
Ai haz seen menshuns uv such awn FB, ai haz. An ai haz been having a hyooj happeh fur yu coz teh New Boi sownding lyk him mebbe eben be gud enuff fur yu… but we’ll see.
If him halp wif rat-prezint, taht be a gud sine indeed!
Ok, naow dat reellee maded me lol.
if tehy iz bofe willing to share teh bed wif yoo, taht iz very gud! wen owr shiro wuz willing to share teh top ob teh piano wif kumo, i knowed evreewun wuld get along fine.
For a whiel larst niet ai haddid Buddy in teh bed wib me nd Ophelia on teh bed wib me. Cud not moev.
iz tehms bed. tehy just lets yoo yooze it sumtimes.
awwww…dat’s a nice story.
{{{{{kafleen}}}}} ai hazzint seeink yew fore sew long!
hi dere
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Gober an all teh ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz (inklooding owr failfrends!), noofrenz an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, lemmin caeks wif orinj glaze, pinya kolada party punch (adult an not-adult varieties) wif liddle umbrellys to flote in teh glasses, iskreem, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif yoyoz taht wissle “teh pinya colada song” wen tehy yoyo (dis wuz a trol-dezine, not shur if it’s a keeper), itty bitty sekrit diyarees wif sekrite de-coder mood ringz, ittybitty lego raysing cars wif pull-bakk motor akshun, kandee, an culoring buks ob kittehs in colorful hawaii shirts wif bokses ob elebenty-five byootiful color crayns wif bilded-in sharperners! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Ai lubbz dis burfdai fairy! Hoozah! Hoozah! Hoozah, fer de burfday fairy! Mai hur fariness rein furevah!
Ai seckons dat emoshun! Hip hip hooray! fer de burfday fairy!
culoring buks of kittehs in aloha shurts? wantwantwantwant!
Happy birfday, Gober!! <3
lubs and cheezehugs frum ur donkey!
Ai haz a frend whoz kitteh iz obsessed wif ice cubez, him lieks tu watch dem meltify. Him willz knock ober yor glass iffin you donut keepz an eye on it, den him willz just sit an stare at da ice. Ifinkso it won’t be long afore him figgurs out tu do liek dis kitteh an get himz own ice.
Mi mum had a goggie naemd Chopper. Chopper lubed ice cubez. Hims wood taek da ice cube frum himz water bowl an wood burree dem in da sofa cushions. Himz was alwaes so suprized whenhmz wood go bak later an da ice cube be goen, onlee water der.
*giggles*
ohai bom — howz Samson doin?? Enny luckee wif heem??
Mah Skimble lieks teh ice cubez. Wen ai get dem owt uv teh freezur (we duzzint haz a door dispenser, fank CC), him offen wants wun. Him lieks to bat-bat-bat dem arownd on teh floor & watch dem meltify. Sumtiems ai put a fyoo into himz waddur dish & him will fish wun owt to bat-bat-bat it arownd. Mah Skimble iz a bery silly kitteh.
mai Shadow luvs teh icee cubez too. When eber I use teh dispenser, she comes runnin!
luckly, I don’t think she can jump hi enuf tew reach the lever!
*bats at a raysing car*
GIIIISSS!!!!
FYREMIN!
h t t p : //www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/23/five-alarm-hotties-vote-o_n_243556.html (wifowt teh spaycis)
*Sizzles* O.O …Ohmai!!!!!!!!!! *klunk*…
OMCC!!1!elebenty-one!! Aifinkso ai gunna needz taht ice nao adn maybez a shamwow too, is gettin warm in heer allubasuddin!
W00t!!! w00t!!!!
Now wair did i putting dem matchez?
Can Ai haz #4 to go plz???!!!!
*wundurs wer ebberywun iz, mebbe obbur luukin at teh fyremins….*
o teh intertubes iz habbin a weerd tewdai, nowun hadda commint till ai posted wun…
It duz seem a liddul qwiet todai….
TOO qwiet……
Eeeck — didja see teh deff star kitteh frum yesterday? Wuz roze-kulured deff star, aifinkso.
Ai JUS saw dat….wuz sorry ai missed it!!
Ai down’t fink ai iz a pink deth star,however…..
ICHC is beein teh weerd tunite.
It keeps bein awl skwished thin an long an teh bakground is odd…an the whoo be tawkin kept moobin arowd earlier..
mebbee……. ya ‘mebbee’ …..
*findz matchez*
*goez lukking fur kindling
*staggers back from viewing firemens*
*fans self*
wooot!
Buerl(y just pitched a perfect game! go Sox!!
Big deal in Merkin baseball.
Wow…and only the 18th perfect game in MLB history! I thot there were way more than that.
Its so hard to do. Very exciting day in Chi. IL
** waves to Chicago frum Deetroit **
Guess we know whut teh leed storree on WGN will be tonite!
WGN is a pleh cubs pleh station. Pleh.
Yea for Elain & Eeek! the Cubs r the pleh.
noaw, teh sox are teh pleh!
go Cubbies
2005.
‘Nuff said.
skewzee … testink …. testink
iz mai name blooey yet? luks bluooey tu me in taup uv cawmint box. haz bean tryiing fur elevenny owers – seams lyke dat aniwhey.
meybee dis won wil wurk
diz gettin veri imbareassin
Nope, butt (snerk) ai has bin habing truble wif mai blooey linkee too. Wif mii it bownces U bak to an old lol insted ub mai profyl. Haz u asked teh cheezpeeps 4 help?
kvnsgrrl, do wut I tole willyboi to do, go to cheeztown cryer and look at Cweenmjs structions on how to become blooish (yew git to keep yer hair). Is yew a chardcoal or a gas grrl?
Ai will try that, butt Ai has been bloosih 4 a berry long time – this is noo borkedness. Fanks 4 ur help tho.
(And Ai is Prinbcess ub the gas grrl, fank U berry much! Mebbe this weekend Ai will bring delishus grilled snax to Cheezland 4 ebrybuddy!)
Chekking owt dis halper. I haz a full egg splanashun fur bluunessez dere. ICHC haz changingifyed deh profile page name format adn it b kawzing problemz fur sum peepz.
willyboi, go to Cheeztown cryer and look at the trix and tecneeks whare it is splaine hoaw to become Blueish (no cutting rekwired).
Hmmmmm… Sumfin looks fishee here… I nawt fink kitteh iz strong enuf tu moove the stool. So a hoomin iz settin’ t’ kitteh up tu this. Goin’ to be one sorry hoomin pretty soon aifinkso.
Mebbe goggie mooved teh stool, an be snikkering tu self awf-camra…
I b thinking deh stool b dere fur a smawll purrsun hoo b libbing in deh howse.
On a seprit note, I likez it wen deh kittehz standingz on dere hind legz and lukking like liddlol peepz. Dey luk soo kewt!!
Maibii hooman bii veri short an needs da stool fur reachin stuffs. (mine stool nawt dat fancy)
Ohai, I home from class, and nawt-sekkund thing I did was call the poor patient vet clinic to check on Angel. She still hasn’t had any interest in food at all, but she IS resting quietly — the IV pain meds and antibiotics are a Good Thing, and at least she’s not going to dehydrate.
I’m not even going to try to say thanks to everyone individually, ’cause frankly (also tomly, dickly, and harryly) I’m tired. (Also, I have a Ryu, who apparently comes with suction cups or something, attached to my left shoulder/upper chest, and other small things eying me for places to apply themselves….) However, collectively, and to each of you… THANK YOU!!!! Even knowing she isn’t in much danger, even knowing she’s in the best of hands, it’s still hard knowing she’s having such a bad few days. And I’m CERTAIN all the good beems and loves and all help!!! You guys be full of SOOO much win and awsum!!!!
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My Christy had 6 teeth pulled earlier this year.
She now has only her front “fangs” on top. They also detected a heart murmur in her pre-dental screening. Was a verrrryyyy tough time for a few days, but she was back to her evil self in no time.
OH Hai. How old is your cat? eecktheat?
Ohai,5 eagles!
Christy just turned eight.
{{{P-K and Angel}}}
{{{PK an awld da family}}} Best wishes fur Angels speedy recubbery and coming home qwikly!!