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nite nite!
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
U got teh nawt-second! We shud has party nao.
Yesh we shoud!!!
wif champers and disco bauls and 80’s dancin to 80’s music!!!
Dun b hatin’ on mah unufishul bawls. Inside joke- nawt ashully inside.
May-bee a pajammer pahrty?
ZZZZZZZZZZZzZZZZz
conga rats on teh nawt-sekkund!
honk shoo, honk shoo
want!!!!
teh cat or teh nap?
(ore teh kwilt?)
Awl of teh abuv!
Narcoleptic kitteh needz moar sleep!
That’s a good, old fashioned, Garfield style nap attack if I ever saw one
wow…English…I am almost speechless. I am almost to the point of not reading the comments, because I don’t have the time to translate. But then there is a small light at the end of the tunnel, kept ablaze by Sopranomom.
OMG!! teh lite? teh lyte? teh lyte at teh end uv teh tunel? it’z being a train !!!!!!elebenty
of course, lolspeak is optional.
But iz nawt as fun tew nawt use lolspeak. Leas I nawt think so.
If iz a trayne get outta teh tunel wivaquikness
*rollz eyez*
Iz cawled lolspeak, Yu obveeuslee are new here…
*Sneekingz up bhind Shay and frowz blankee ober himz hed.
*Rapz him up in blankee
* bundlolz him off tu deh Burfday fairy’z faktree.
He will b happier wif himz own kind.
*puts shay on teh kleening kroo*
Sometimes honestly I don’t have the energy to try to translate.
Must….reach..the…light! Safety awaits!
IAWTC… I was heading over to say more or less the same thing.
Boy, that’s how I feel today….
That’s haow Ai feal ebbri dai!
mee free….icanhazmoarcoffee plzthx?
After all, this is a perfectly good spot. Somthing soft for my face to plant in. Couldn’t beeebbbeeeettrrrzzzzzzzzz
NarcLoLepsy
is dat winn yoo lols in yore sleep?
Iz dat kald ‘Lolcatalepsy’?
*sigh*
Kittehs haz et sow mush eeziyur den hoomins. Dey kin fall tew sleep aniiware adn aniitym, but hoomins kin nawt, becoz dey cud b…
Asking fur direnshuns
Baking kaik
Cooking dinner
Driving hoam in teh kar
E…
Editin an important article
Facin down Zombies
Growin a dwarf )nawt dun yet)
H….
Hoaldin x-pensiv an frajil vays
Ising kaek fr frend’z burfdey
Jumpin awn a trampuleen
Keepin skor at a tenniz mach
L….
Lurkin on ICHC
Makin LOLs
Opurrrating teh gushie-food openr
Purrforming for kitteh’s amoosements
Q…
Levelllin teh moal hills in teh gardin
Making teh macrammay plant haulders
Navigaytin their yots
Openin teh shampayne on their yots
P….
Purrsicootin teh goggie
Qwietlee storkin teh goggie
Remyndin goggie bowt kitteh lors
Sacrifycin goggie fur cheezburgers
t…
Tawkin 2 da kittehs on lolcats
Usin teh intertubes
Visitin teh commentz sektyun
Watchin all teh kitteh pikturs
X…
X-hawstin awl attempts tu amoose kittehs
Yelling at da kitteh fur eeting flour arraingemint
Zzzzzzing wif a kitteh on hur belleh.
Teh last wun iz da bestest!
Tho I fink it’z okey if u falz uhsleep waiyl ur sleepin wif a kitteh awn yr belleh.
I like the Flour Arrangement
Are we mebbee seeing dis kitteh from above? Liek Ceeling Cat’s vyoopoint? Becuz I dunno how his hiney could resist teh grabbity of teh nap attak.
Hims leenin aginst da pillolows, aifinkso!
Yesh, I wunndered dat, too. Kant reely tell which way kitteh is.
dat way
Narklolepsee…ai ha…zzzzzzzzzzz
narklolepsee..ai*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
let meh trai dat agin…
Narklol*thud**zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Ah, furgit *thud* *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
fergit wha…ZZZzzzzzzzz *thud*
Frunt end falld uhsleep but bak end stil awayk! Nawt shor dis gunna end wel.
Prolly nawt, but will b beli enturtayning!
OHAI *thunk* ZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz
cat naps strike when you don’t them to…
Cat naps always strike when you want them to
Ai wunner wen sumwun will tellz usn dat narkolepsee izznt teh funnee, an wii shudn mak fun ov eet, an wii is meen ,an an an… O teh huje manatee!!!
Iz teh huje manattee teh bff uv teh lolrus?
Ohai cheezpeeps! Jus stoppin bai for anudder “ohai” wifakwikness today! Heer is a berry short vid-ee-oh of a goggie (wif lots ‘o kyoot!) who ackshully does hab da narcolepsy!
He goz *run run run ruzzzzzzz*
ooops – prolly shudda put da website on der like ai sed ai wuz dooin….
h t t p : / / http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zVCYdrw-1o
OMCC! dat goggie remyns meh uv mai Clifford…cept fur teh sleepin part. Did yu sea teh sleepin poodlie?
ummm…
*taps mitts on shoulder*
um, skyooze me, but yew fell asleep and fergot to include teh vid-ee-oh.
Tanks Phillipe – I forgotz an den I posteded agin wif da link butt (!) now dat post is “awaiting moderation”. *sigh* i tryz agin….
h t t p : / / w w w . youtube.com/watch?v=-zVCYdrw-1o
OK AfriCat, ai wii’ll tri.
How could you people make jokes about people with a serious medical condition. Don’t you know the trouble they have, They cant drive or operate heavy machinery or any of the other necessities of life. And about this stupid way of talking, Don’t even get me started.
How deed ai due??????? Can ai haz da part of da troll ind da neggest LBT production dat has da troll in eet? pweesepweesepweese.
Fer trolls plz to see prebius fred.
Eggsalad!!! Berry gud t-r-o-l-l imitashun!
eeeckk!!! dats a verree gud imitashun!
AIIIIEEEEEEE! Izza troll!!! Run in cirklez skreem an showt!!! O, iz u BOM! Whew, ai hadda wurried tehre, fout wun eggskaped frum teh faktoree!
U bin to t-r-o-l-l skool?
Gud job, bom_momme! Ifinkso yu can has ma votes fur bestest troll immitatershun.
We all know that there is a time and a place to be serious about life, but this is not it. Sometimes you just have to take time to roll in the catnip.
How dare you people make fun of BOM_MOMME for sending this very helpful and interesting post! I bet you laugh at people in wheel chairs, too. Or snicker about the blind, behind their backs! Do you really “roll on the floor” laughing when someone falls down?
Uv corse nawt!! Nawt sekkond ai aks dem iffen dey is okalee-doakalee. Onlee DEN dew ai poynt an laff! Ai izza reel hoomanatareein!
Naow we haz too candidatees fur teh part of t-r-o-l-l in teh nest producshun
ummm, dis wus a posted 2 B funnee (well, more like irony) …ai hadto leef bee-4 eye gotted my troll-mask off!
Post is ironiclol becuz cheezpeepz is awlways nyse and wii knot larf at udders! (ebben trolls, aifinkso)
wii knowz {{{{kitkay}}}} nawt tew wurrie! Wii wud neber mistaik u fer wun uv dose narstee fings wat start wif a t-r an endz wif a o-l-l. Irony….iz dat kinda lyke goldy er bronzy?
Ai news u wazn’t reely a *whispers* trollything, but ai waz foolled fer a minit bai teh laifelaike impurse-lolnashun n teh *whispers again* trolly makx u got on
Ai cud tell dat!
Post is ironiclol becuz cheezpeepz is awlways nyse and wii knot larf at udders! (ebben trolls, aifinkso.)
Iz wun uv bestest fings about teh Cheez Sight!
N teh pet chat ruum ai runz dere b a mmbr wut can haz teh narklolepsii. Him sumtymz fal sliipyz wen wii b n teh ruum. Wii lolz awl bowt it n ai eebun thretnz him wif bukkit ov ice kold waturz.
So I speak from semi-personal experience that narcolepsy is no laughing matter. My friend that has it once nearly crashed his van when he succumbed to it. How dare you people make fun of medical conditions that many have no control over. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I came to this site because I like pictures of cats and other pets in funny positions, with captions on them that make them funnier. I never expected to come into a site with a bunch of morons that would stoop so low as to make fun of people with medical conditions, not to mention the abortion of the English language you people have. You people have a condition of your own: you’re all a bunch of %*#@ing retards.
Hao didz ai du?
Oof! Ai gotz shivurs! Yu makes wun gud troll Patrick! Hee hee!
Ai hadz teh scaredz! Whare yu getz teh t-r-o-l-l maks Patrick, it luks juss lyke teh reel fing?
*haz to suddenly stop herself frum wakking patrikk on teh hed wif teh burfday wand to stunning him an hawling him off to chayning him to teh kleening supply bukkit (iz not bloo) at teh facktree*
hey, i’z getting confuzzled wif all teh trol imitayshuns! iz not nise to fool teh burfday fairy *thunders an liteningz*
Tyme 4 go 2 bedz nao.
fer kittehs, the whirrled is deyre bed
Move over kitteh, I need a nap too.
Eet cud bii dat da goggie likked kitteh’s head nad noa kitteh bii triiing tu wipe awf da goggie spit.
Ai unnerstan, Kitteh! Ai duzznt leik goggie spit edder.
Ugh, goggie jurmz!
Sowie, but wut iz goggie?
Dog!
Ah! Tank u!
O, mai, i faught it meend “dawg” awl dis thyme 0_o !
my bad!
just replaising deh nawt sekkund g wif a d.
I sees it nao, tank u foar helpin me!
goggie iz doggie! lots ub goggies on ihasahotdog, sumtymes ai goes tehre teew injoy mai kitteh soo pee ree oar it tee!
Heehee! Tank u, evry1 iz so helpful heer!
Dis berry naice playce to bee. Awl cheezpeeps are frennly n ful ov teh helping, n nawt gettin kross wen u maikin teh miss takes wiv teh lolspeek n unnerstandering
ai lyke teh ihasahotdog goggies tew. Ai dunno wai tehy doan git teh luv an commintin taht teh kittehs dew. But den iffen tehre wuz a paige fer bearzez, munkees, ponees, hayuge manatees er annee uvver critter ai’d prolly post tehre tew!
Yew is a rennnasawncs kitteh! A wittle bit o evveryfing!
aifink wee haz finded teh origamus big softee!
Poor Angel — back to the vet in an hour or so. She’s badly swollen, bleeding a bit, refusing to eat (Angel NEVER refuses to eat) no matter what I offer her or in what kind of dish, and making it abundantly clear that any attempt to give her antibiotics (and hey, I’m trained in this stuff!) is causing her very much pain (she can be bull-headed, but this isn’t the same body-language at all). So they’re gonna take a look at her.
*tries hard not to worry too much*
*fails utterly*
{{{{{{{{{{Angel & P-K}}}}}}}}}
Poooooor Angel, shez habin a hard tiem, neez tiem to get ober teh operashun.
{{{{{{{angel-kitteh}}}}}}}
lotz uv hugs n gud thorts winging they’re wai to u
Poor Angel, don’t worry too much, after all she does not have all that many teeth. If I had nine removed at one time I’d be verrryyy angry and turn my tailon you also. I feel confident (and I’m not da VA) that once the pain killers kick in and the swelling goes down, she’ll love you more cause you made all the pain go away.
dis be if I remember correctly ….
I wis ‘prized but cats have like 32 teef in der mouf … and since hers wis taken from all overs, she has no not seconds (? think dat how it is sed?) areas of weeknesses they just have da same probems we guts – expoxed nurves – how der dey expoxe demself
–Seanya
fanks for teh info, seanya – i not knowed kittehs had so many teefs! iz gud her iz not totally toofless in wun spot.
yeps …. no be calling her gummy yet LOL
hay! Gummi is MY kitteh!!
Poor babeh!! {{{{{{Angel}}}}}} {{{{{{PK}}}}} I hopez her b feline bedder soon.
poer angel babbeh! Feel bedder soon!!!
{{{{{Angel an PK an Sean an te hole fur familee!}}}}}
{{{p-k}}} gentle {{{angel}}}
{{{{PK}}}}
It will be okay!
{{{{Angel}}}}
All the best!
aww, poor bebeh {{{{{Angel an p-k}}}}}
O, poor Angel and poor P-K … I don’t know who it is harder on, the kitty or the human when the kitty is sick. Am sending healing beams for both of you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> beams to
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> Angel in
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> VLC
Pore u and pore Angel! {{{{PK}}}}{{{Angel}}}
Our Scraps was miserbul when she had teef outed 4 free dais or sew but den fine (She ended up wiv NO teef but still woz abul to SUCK birdeez to def!!) Ai’m shure Angel will be fine tew!
{{{{{{{{{{Angel, P-K, Sean an famblee}}}}}}}}}}
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Hope she feels better soon!
Purr Angel. Shee will be hokay reel sune. Ai kno it. Yu haz alotta cheezfrens tinkin gud tots foar her.
{{{{{{{{Prysma-kitteh + Angel}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{Angel}}} {{{PK}}} Get better soon, kitteh.
Erm….a lil halp? Mahm? Rex skwirted sooper gloo awn mai hed. Aiz nawt nappin, aiz stuk! HALP!!!
Lol! Well, den u iz gonna hazza bawld spot fur a wile, oar *snerk* a mareeriyul wun!
Oar a *snerk* revurs mohawk
Iz dreamin bout yogurt sunday chonk full of kibble
and wafting away on teh thermohaline, i should certainly think so
It is so cute! I kept laughing at it with my family!
that’s what lol cats (or icanhascheezburger) are ALL about, L, O, L!
to quote John Wayne:
“We’ll make camp here.” {pats ground} “Right here!”
O hai! Lotta whiles, no see. How u is?
Heh… nice trick of perspective.
this was not just a landing, it was CAT (crash) landing!
OMG! That looks almost exactly like my cat!
OMG!!!!!! It’s Garfield!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kanz i inturrupts heer, diz no my katz, butt riily loekz lieks itz
thunk is right lol
Kitteh iz verie sleepay. he collapsed befor he got tew teh kitteh bed.
da 1t tin i seed dat i lafed mah e.b. hed of!!LOL!!
yeah dats a classic!
LoL, I love the thunk!
amd me lubv you