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It duzn’t fit!
congee cats shoe lay shuns anni awn ur furrthist-frum-lasst poesishun!
Thx jk2k!
I dunno. Az a footbawler’s helmit it akshually suits him nicely.
an sum lazurs, too
Especially with the predator training his lazurs on kitteh’s shoulder.
ai givs yu sum lazurs. yu can has.
wer iz Darth eVader wen u needz ‘em?
Hansome Lowglo iz at teh canteen wib him, drinking ginnantonix.
nope nope nope, kant afford taht, tehyz at teh corner kwikkie-mart drinking teh rest ob sumwun’s leftober botlol ob 7-up.
oh, an teh guy standing in frunt ob teh milwawkee’s plest cooler going
♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫
wif himz armpits iz still tehre. finkso him wants us to gibs him a munny before him goze away.
Do they still mayke 7up?
In Noo Zeelind, it mite be cawld 7down, ifinkso.
Ohai jd – yis, heer in eensy weensy nooziland we haz 7Down. Nd on teh nawt-sekkund dae of spwing, we orl git togethur nd sing “Down, Down and Awae in our Bootimus Ballons.”
yes, i wuz just drinking sum yestirday!
oooo, eye lykes teh owld 7-up *burp* (an it lykes yoo)! 7-up had a much mylder tayst thin Sprite, but denn it changed ress-ippee!! an taystifies lke Spryte now.
chhhh chhhh chhhh chhhh
Who calls upon teh Dark Lord? Ai is chhhhere…
Lord eVader! Teh emperrurr wus moast pleesed wit yur purrfomance in teh battlol aginst teh rebbelols yesturday!
Eeeck — iz dat u?
Alsoe, Pink nawt sew intmid…imit…imtimdi…scary
yase, itd be much mor skary ifn eet wuz blu.
Haz yu sceen teh hello kitteh darth evader?
Where is teh pinny gig! Ai finkso dat iz himz bawl?
Teh pinny gig, whuz naym is Stanley, got owt teh emurginsee eskayp hatch adn is now nomming teh kitteh’s kibbles, whilst kitteh iz trapped in teh ball. Teh pinny gig iz awlsew giggling to himself on getting kitteh sew trapped. Kitteh iz finking “Anubber fine mess yu’b gawt me into, Stanley!”
Grone!
kitteh finks hymn is a hammy–kitteh IS a beeg ham!
Ai fawtso it wuz a londree sofnur fingie.
Pew pew pew
(Plz fasten CHRGs and HGGs)
CHRG and HGG securely fastened!
Is kyute!
Pink n wit noseys Pink n wite tosies…SPLORT!!
*sweep up pj p’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Thx Anni, I feels much bedder. Cannot find my googgles!
will yahoo dew? inna pinch?
*yippee hands pjp a yahoo*
YAHOOO!
Yahoo berry munch.
*looks in frigee-taytor*
*fynds sum berry mush*
yoo purrfurrs bloo-berry, blakkberry (not a fone), or strumberry?
Yesh ani berry Yahooey
*micks sez awl teh berries inn2 a Yahooey goo*
*pores it N2 bowl*
*hands it to pjp*
he mayd need a bigger death star but he must an awesome moobie yesterday on LOLcats.
yes, tahts exactly teh visual wee needs for taht!
Kitteh lukkin at da wurld thru rose colored, um, well ball.
lyfe is juss a bawll ob rosees…
Sumtymes yu just git da thorns tho.
i beg yore pardin…eye nebber prawmist yoo a fornless ro-o-se gardin…
(psst, kitkay, i leeved yoo my emeow on yor profile!)
*reeds emayo frum lm*
*reeds udder emayos frum cheezfrens eye knot seed B-4*
Oh!
*ai B riting soon, lm!
and 2 teh udders: fangs 4 righting!!! Teh planned trip to CT and TTNE sadly won’t happen dis sommer, becuz wii hassa bizzee: (happily) boi’s wedding will be in Our-gust!
Fangs cheezfrens! {{{{{{cf’s}}}}}}}
I wuld lyke tu thnk tu fur da earwurm. Dat sowng iz now runnin thru wat little brain I haz left.
ohai 3kittymomma an kitkay, sinse i wuz talkin to yooz abowt dis i will update yoo: my boi haz fownded a wurk up in himz collij town. or teh nekst town up, akshuly – will haz to drive abowt 25 minnits eech way. iz wurking for a web-dezine company, wich iz gud cawz it’s teh fing him reelly lubs to do an will paying gud enuff for him to eezily pay off a debt him haz before him leeves to do himz mishun wurk in setpember. so i gess so him iz vink – vindka – wuz rite to going up tehr. an him haz been following teh rool to get bakk to himz granparents howse before midnite an call me.
Oh clappity, clappity!! Yay fur hyme an yu! Ifinkso yu haz raised a responsible an gud boi! Kudos tu yu LM! Gib yurself a pat awn da bak an relax fur a bit.
yippee!!!
is sew mush bedder win dee kiddos do good stuffs ob dare own free willins! I tried 2 mayke my bois be stoodius in HS, but finely gived up—I cannot mayke them over in my imajin.
NE way, now yore (Elder) boi will feel sukksessful that hii solved hymns own problim, aifinkso!
My yonger boi, hoo is gitting marrified in free weeks, wuz berry self-motibated to go 4 too yrs. (owlder bro winted a different paff, butt (!) ai lubbs him jusss as much!). Ebben tho hii wuz an incredibloly hard child 2 raze (ADHD, among udder fings).
Wheww, they dew grow up, don’t dey? Yippee!!! 4 yore boi, and 4 his good (lunar) mommy!
O, an JK2K sez iss pie-on-years day 2 day. eye B sellybrating by taking a beeegg nap now! (best fing to dew after gitting akross dose playnes and mountains, right?)
“fore sum must push and sum must pull” (insert musikal notes hear)…an now must ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
eeeebry rose-kullerd bawl habs its thorns….
An ebberynite I hazza yawn.
**heddesk**
Owwww….
How yu bii tudai red? Nyce wether wii iz habbin, huh?
Ohai, 3km.
I nawt feline so grate 2day. Hedayk startid last nite an stayed. I woked up wif it dis moarnin, so I cawled in2 werk an spended teh day tryin to sleep it awf.
Got up an hadda run to Kroger (in teh rayne) to get my ’skripshuns, an had teh shayks cuz of low blud shugur. Gingur ayle halped.
How u doin? Sellin lotsa shiney fings?
Umm, well, wii haz had a bizzi. Mostly rewurkin wat peepz awlready haz, which iz fine, bizness iz bizness. Wii hadda KRAZY afternoon, an I just kinda sitten heer wif da numb stoopy brain.
Adolescent boi stayed home tudai an sleeped til 2 p.m.! I hadda BIG jealous, an Chikken man taked BIG nap kaus hyme wuz owf tudai. Ebberwun gitted tu sleep but mii!
My werk haz been krazy latelee. Moar werk added to wut wii nawt has tiem to do alreddy. Eberywun iz stressed owt an wii nawt see enny lite at teh end of teh tunnlol.
My boss hissed me awf yesturday, an I wuz reddy to leev an nawt come bak.
Hoap I win teh Powerball tonite. **crosses eberyfing dat will cross**
How bii yur hedayk now? How rude ub mii nawt tu ask nawt sekkund. Sorri, towld yu I haz da stoopy brain tudai.
Iz still dere butt nawt az bad.
jus liek eeeebry kitteh lieks tu nom nom nom….
Ifinkso owr rerite iz better den da ringinal!
**facepaw**
double owwww…
Kitteh finkin, diz luks lyke a lot more fun wen da pinny gig duz it.
In Soviet Russia, teh whirld sees U thru rose-colored…… aw neber mind.
*heddesk*
angel-grrl coming home! ai go gets her nao! vet sez, wud nawt let just ennywun take hoam so soon, but is otay coz ai VA.
bad news is, tehy had tu pull NINE uv her teefs!!!
back soon!
happytayl dansdansdans! gibs lotsa snorgles tew herr foar me!
Oh goodniss! Hope lidle Angel is okay.
{{{Angel}}}
Ouchie! Butt (!) gud news that she’ll be home soon. More better to be home that at the vets.
{{{ Angel, PK, Cory-Panther, Sean, SCP, Loki, Trick }}}
Mai Panda kitteh, hu wuz a strae bifoar hims fowndid mii, had teh beriberi bad teefs. Dr. TinyVet wuz gunna taek AWL ob dem owt, sept wuz tu lawng foar Panda tu hassin teh annees … anuth … asynth … teh sleepee medsin, sew Dr. TinyVet leftid hims fangs wut wuz nawt tu bad. Panda bees mush happeeur nao, nawt herts wen nomming enneemoar. Ai ownlee gibs kibbuls foar treets, an Panda eets dem jus fyne. Angel will bees fyne tu, yule cee.
Neks ai gotta saev up foar Percy’s teefs – bowt a fowsand dollurs, an ai jus doan noes wear dats cumin frum! An aftur Percy, den it bees MAI tern, cos ai nawt afoardid Dr. TinyTeefs sins mai lasst jawb wif bennee fits foar yeers agon.
I have some good lols with small cats every one should check out
Butt (!) you are nawt blu- how do ai see ur profile?
OMCC — Ai haz an egg-cited!!!
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I just checked the e-mail account attached to this profile (which isn’t the account I use for everyday life) — and found that the Cheezburger people e-mailed to ask permission to use one of my photos in the 2nd lolcat book!!! If I wasn’t too late in responding (which I probably was since the e-mail was sent a while ago), my super-lovey kitty, Spot, will be famous!
OMCC!! wud bee SO KEWL!!
*haz a hoepful*
Dis verree imbearassin … will tri agin – ifink teh madderaytor eated mai last commint.
Wuz sposed tu be testink uv nu blooie willy boy (aka willyboiroi)? I gess it did nawt want mai blooiee test.
Iffin dis one be bluoey I iz to let mizter PD Beeker noes?
*Willy Boi xtendas flooffy ebil bengal paw to Phillip D Beaker*
Pleezta meecha!
sry messed up with name forgot underscore
i guess not ill add you as a friend
Dunh dunh da dunh da da duhn da duahnta duhnta dunnnnnn
Jacques Mewsteau
poor cat!
wow. lol!
witness the fire power of a kitteh’s fully armed and operational battle station!
veri crul. i duz no liki