We are one deep
We are one deep fryer away from happiness.
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while chickies plot evenj
humm. Weerdie fingurs. Revenj, shud be. Sigh.
I wanna eat teh burds and that tasty lookin kitteh too!
type liek yoda u do.
I fink evenj iz a fyne wurd! Maykes eben moar senss. Revenj iz gettin even, aftur awl.
Troo dat!
Sum happier den otters, aifinkso.
A chicken in effry plot.
happier den otters? Kitteh and ckickies don’t luk happi at awl. They ar nawt happier dan otters, obviusly!
GMTA carosue!
Dis ai mus despuutz! No alz, but sum chickz r de reel parti animalz!
dans dans dans less dew chicken dans!
Noooes! Nawt chicken dans!! fanks fur teh earwurm catta-cake! *bangs head on desk*
I dunno, nightshayde. Otters are pretty happy.
3km! Tayle teh Chikkin Man dat wii need himz halp!
Ifinkso iz close enuff fur a GMTA!!
Duz eneewan else remembre “Sooper Chikkin”? An antee-heero hoo did evereefing rong, but alwais gotted da bad gui eneewai
Da feme sawng iz a reel eerwerm…
Caaalll fur Sooper Chikkin, bok, bok,bok,bok, bok
Caaalll fur Sooooper Chiiiikiiinn, Bok ack!
Ai remember watchin dat cartoon!
A drumstick roll please dees jokes re licking me.
When you find youself in danger,
When you’re threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin’, (bok, bok, bok)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
Just Caaaaaaall for Super Chicken! (bok, ack!)
Fred, if you’re afraid you’ll have to overlook it,
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it (bok, ack!)
He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin’ (bok, bok, bok)
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Caaaaaaall for Super Chicken! (bok, bok, bok)
Caaaaaaaall for Super Chicken! (bok, ack!)
Mai hubcat nad ai sing dat allla tiem. Smiley, didju knoe da werds, or wuz google yur friend? Yule haz tu bii mai gnu best frend iffen yu knowed dem!
Aifnkso yu kin fynd da cartoon on yootoobe. What kan’t yu fynd on yootoobe???
oh ai cheeted. ai cudnot member ennyfing butt(!) teh “caaaawl fur sooper chikin!! bok bok bok bok” awlso founds it on teh yootoob…
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y
ai’b wachd it bout elbenty tymes nao an ai haffta go tu bed wif ah eerwurm!
Ai nawt watched dat cartoon. Ufinkso tehm iz teh teen aje mutant kung foo chikkuns?
Ai nawt watched it eever, butt(!) Ai wants tu!
SuperChicken waz a regular part of teh George of Teh Jungle cartoon show (along wif Tom Slick). Yu can find the whole series on DVD now. Silleh fun! And when you watchem az a grown-up you realize that the writers hid a lot of sneeky grownup jokes in the dialog, prolly because they got bored making kiddy jokes. (Not really naughty, just a little nod nod, wink wink.) These were some of the same guys who did Rocky adn Bullwinkle, aifinkso.
Ai nawt memember dat wun, but I does recawl “Chikkin-Man — he’s ebrywair, he’s ebrywair!”
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An a song abowt exersize wif teh lien, “Gib dat chikkin fat bak to teh chikkins, and doan be chikkin agin!”
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Ai is tellin mai age, aifinkso.
I member dat. Wun radio stashun payd it ober an ober an ober an ober….
NOW, anovver eksiting episoad in teh lyfe of teh most fantaktis krime-fyter teh whirled haz evver knowne… (bawk bawk bawk baaawwwwkkkk…)
CHIKKENMAN! (“he’s evrywair, he’s ebrywair”) (dum diddyump DUM!)
“–flap harder, Wingd Warrior” (“Ai’m flapping, ai’m flapping…”)
Wun deep fryer, an elebenty sekret herbs an spices!
I can haz bbq?
Yu wuld haz tu ask da Kernal bout dat wun.
U can haz teh sw stylol bbq.
n hot saws?nnnommm!
nao i haz a hungry.
3kittymomma-u roks!
kitteh is plotting – haz teh deep in thought luuk. chikkuns are just gaw sipping
Deep in thot, or mad, kaus dem chikkunz iz bigger den hyme.
Dat jus meenz der is moar tu nom!!
Unless dey turn awn hyme. Ebber been flogged by a chikkun?
Nawt bai teh chikkun. iz dem wurse den goosies?
Don’t know bout goosies, howebber, chikkens gotted da big ol claws. An dey git REEL mad wen dey finkso dey goin intu da pot!
Ever bin goosed by a chick?
*snerk*
My frenz sun gotted chicked by a goose, rite awn himz liddlol, um, wayle, himz cawled it himz talleywacker.
Da worstest wuns be Banty Roosters. Dey are mean. As a littlol kidlet, ai was pecked onna back uf mai legs ebery tiem ai wented to grate auntz howse. To dis dai ai hatz Banty Roosters.
my bruvver, hoo iz now 45, gotted bit by a goose on himz liddle fanny wen him wuz abowt 6 yerz old. far az i know, him iz still skared ob gooses.
Gooses kin b berry mean….. we hadded sum menny menny yrz ago… adn mai fren wudn’t kum over fur munfz until wii gotted rid uv deh goosez…. oooohhhhh….. dotz……
Teh terkees kan bi mean tu, butt(!) tehy ar funny! Yeears ago wun ub mai frens hadz some adn Ai laffed so hard at hao tehy strutted araond lyke tehy wuz sooo impoartant!
Yes- when ai wuz kidlet- very skaree!!
Wunce, when we had gooses, an they all dyed uf old age or wandering canines except wun. When he wuz all alown he gave up his evil wayz and became beri affectonate and wud sit on yer lap and snnuggle and mak sof noises. He hung around teh houze waitin fer folks to come owt and then wuz beri companionable. But yu shud see whut it did to teh frunt porch.
West River rat –Aifinkso u rite gud laffs-”chikkuns
are just gawsipping.”
Dey suspektz nuffin…
….but liddlol duz dey noez….
Pikka littlol, tawk a littlol, pikka littlol, tawk a littlol, cheep cheep cheep, tawk a lawt, pikka littlol moar…
Good nite ladees…
akkkk……GMTA agin !!!……ai waz jess sksrollin dwon heer tu sey dat berry fing …..
Thanx salleh, I thot every1 thot I was goin to sleep.
ooh, tahts wun ob my favrit myoozikals evar!
Chawsur! Rabuhlayz! BAAAAAWL-ZAK!
Wun Greeshun urn!
An a fowntun…trikultrikultrikul…
TOO greeshun urnz!
Oh… I know some cat lovers who need to visit your site. I am so passing it on to them. LOL
Now that I have a pic!!! I have to say hello and your website is absolutely fabulous!!!
OH drats!!! I will try to figure out the pic thing tomorrow. I put a profile in
Chik chik chik chik chikie!
Lay a liddel egg fur meee.
Tu bee hennpekked…oar nawt tu be henpekked…dat iz teh kweztshun.
How to pick up chicks
Why du chicks hang owt in gruups?
LOL! so troo! an it scarifyes teh boiz frum coming up an tawking to tehm.
Kitteh is not worried about gaining weight, apparently…
am teh pikchewer ov col sandurs – teh earlee yurz!!
Oh Hai Gibbo!! How b fingz in TTI??? Dark?
yoo kan just seeing teh start ob himz liddle wite goatee
teh kitteh iz, prolly not teh chikkins so much…
hyms not bak bak kwa …hahahahahahhahahahahaahahahah
Bak bak kwa is Ojibwa for chicken
Hoo sez icanhascheezburger is not edu…eduma…um…hoo sez we duzzn’t lern nuffing heer?
Looks to me like kitty’s adoptive parents have been called into a parent-teacher conference about their young one’s behavior at school.
in fact i iz mainly conzerted with teh
womerns and teh rosbif
Sumtimes da chickies keeps dere flavors.
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srsly…
No fry de chikkens kitteh – iz bad for u an taste worz. Rotiisa, ratiser, ting dat mak de chikkies go roun n roun mak for nommier chikky feast!
Its a southern thang, we don’t expect ya’ll to understand.
crafty cat is crafty
Why duz ICHC hate mai namez?
lawl. look at kitteh’s sly face