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Id’s go to vegas fer a kitteh!
Beddur den comin hoam wif a huzbin. **beeg grin**
onless hees reeelee reech an owld an sik…
…an haz no livin famlee, ex-wyves, oar childrun…
an lots ob munnies. tahts crooshul.
ohai, LM! tell mii agin how eye can right e-mayo 2 yoo?
my twinny-free yr old boi ’bout 2 git marrified!
yore twinny yr old bout 2 goes on a wunnerfull adbenchure, 2!
Teh boiz grow up an go out into teh whirld an isn’t it grate?!!
BTW, Ai wuz reeding ’bout yore helff problims. I am sew srry bout dat! it ‘beminds mii ob mii. Habs yoo ebber tryed Plaquinil? It helpified mii muchly. Ask Dr., Roomy-tall-ogist, is best 4 dis.
ai hassta go dew “stuff” now. Bai, {{{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}!
bbl!
HAY!!! Dat pends on de huzbin! I wented to Lost Wages a singlol guy and came home marryfied!! I married Mrs Judson wiff whom I had libbed fer quites a few yeers and it wuz a wunnerful fing. No Fambly, no big stoopy wedding, no brydes maydes, no Groomsmens, no band, no catering company, no caek, none of the stoopy stuff that rilly annoys huzbands. If Mrs Judson feels lyke she wuz screwt outta the stoopy stuff, she kin git it wiff her necks huzbin.
wuz it a ellviss weddink? ai alwais wanted tew cee wun uv doze…
but mrs judson did not find yoo in lost wages, her alreddy had yoo. iz wen yoo FIND teh huzbind in Lost Wayges an tehn end up bringing him home taht it kan being a problem. see?
Akshulee, I wanna go to Vegas an bring bak a cowboi!
Madamz tolded me abowt hur goin to Vegas an dere wuz a cowboi conbenshun – jeenz, boots an hats EBERYWARE!
**swoons at teh thot**
Save a horse, ride da cowboy!
I lyks how u fink, pj!
Welkom to Cheezland, btw!
**extenz floofy paw of frenship**
Nice to meet you 2!
Dem haz niec fyrewimmins adn menz in Lawst Vegaz tu.
OOOoooo, yoo kin has teh cowboi, iffn eye can has hymns hoarse!
*nay, winnie!*
eye lubbs mii sume hoarse-c’s!
u shud bee heer diz week, iz beeg roe-dee-oh heer, lotsa cowbois and cowgrrls!
kitteh iz beeg weeeeenur!
human winner for getting kitteh!
lost waygus iz tew hawt, kitteh tri-ez tew gitowtnaow!
Iz alrite, kittehs can keeps sekritz.
Nawt awlwais! Sumtymes mine bii tellin awn mii, fankfully hubbikat nawt speek kittehees.
We calls him “Sooveneer.”
We hadda kitteh nameed Soovineer. He wuz abandoneded at a rode side stawp. He wus wunderful soovineer of the trip, wunderful kitteh. He wus partly mainly coon kitteh, full of luvs. Too bad he gived eberywun at the reunion teh ringwurm….
Awww – Soovineer wuz jenerus!
Sharin kitteh, lykes tu share.
lyke i awlways sey; Sharen is Karen!
*snerk*
It wus very stranj, cause he had no sines of it himself. The vet sayd latr dat sum cats is jus carriers. He certinly did. Eberibudy had snorgled that kyute kitteh. Lots.
Dancer kitteh hitches ryde home tu tell yur wyfe.
kitteh’s poel mus bee inna sootcaes…
Kitteh nawt need big pole, her nawt beri tawl.
mebbeh jus a reel sturdy krazee straw
u meen this kitteh heer?
Dats such a pritteh kitteh! Hur fur luuks sooper-dooper-sawftee.
OMCC! can it bee? teh OWLD SMILEYS R BAK???
Yay! Woot! A big Than Kew to teh big cheezes taht presumably interceded wif WP to get teh owld smileys bak!! We Preshee Ate it!
I haz awlreddy sendinged dem a note ov thankz. Deh Gratid Cheeziz iz sew gud tu us!
Anglolz ob CC, 4 shore!!!
Unliek teh WP minions ob BC….
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ooooo, dotz!
BC follows yu home tu collekt yur soul dat yu sold at da poker table.
Noes bad yur awp tu
Noes wat yu wantad hiddn
Heez TSA cat
yesh, eye bleevs dat–TSA is teh DEBBIL!
Did eye ebber tell yooos ’bout teh kitkay and puff-portell? Knot sew grate for PTSD, akshoe-alley!
o noes….wat trainspyard?
Iz in yoor luggaj…drinkin yoor tinee likker bottuls!
Nom nom noms sip sip sips I b spendin yer poker chips!
Sooo, dat iz wat happens tu awl mine munnies an liqours!
Iz teh noo slow-gun fur Lost Waygis- “Stay in Vegas, win free kitteh!” Az sumwum hoo wurks at a strip hotell…dis nawt wurkin sew grate akshully.
A strip hotel? U gotta tayk ur cloze awf wen u go in?
dats why ai wurks in teh baysmint!
**finks seeryuslee abowt ur nexst bakayshun**
Um, iz Vegas teh onlee playse ware deez strip hotelz be?
aifinkso…but iz nawt teh gests dat are nekkid…iz teh employees! Yu eber try baykin in teh nood?
No, butt I heer fryin baykun can be payneful.
Do not make bacon in the nekkid!
Yu obviously haz sperience wif dat.
Sownds possibly paynful, burns in private playses, nawt fun!
adn den habbin tu go intu teh -15 F freezer!
Brrrrrrrrr!!!! Nawt gud playse tu bii nekkid, specially fur da mens.
**innosent luuk**
Whyz dat, 3km?
Bekaus iffin I git Chikken man in da freezer hii gonna stay dere! Lyke in da gangsta moobies! (Just kidding fur enni law enforcement peeps owt dere!) Arrrgh, I nebber thot pizza dough wuld bring mii soooo much payne! Chikken man wanna bii a peetsa man!
Well, da comment I lefted yu iz bein moderated, Ifinkso I mite bii in trouble. I nawt sayed ennifing bad, just jokin bout keepin chikken man in a freezer. Pleh, Igotta go.
I haz been in dem hyooj freezurs. Dey tayk my breff!
Yikes!!!
Doont b nekkid in pubic.
Im in ur sootcaise
Stealin– uh, pertektin ur valyables
Jes luukin at ‘em inna lyte, iz awl….
wayt…iz dat LCB in mai sootcays?
Im in ur sootcaise
leevin hayrs awl obbur ur cloase
butt (!) maynlee teh wite wons…
Stowawayz Kitteh
lykez sawft noo Trabbill Bawkkz so
mutch hurz mytez coodz stayz!
Stowawayz Kitteh
coodz awllso awpt owtz 4 Napz
awn jynoarmuss bedz
Stowawayz Kitteh
letz Hewminz habz phunn. Willz nawtz
tawllkz 4 Cheezburgrz!
Jack.
*clappity clappity clappity floofee paws*
Laydees n gen’lkittehs, Jack Deth, teh mastur ob teh ohai-koo.
Basement kitteh’s misteree pohrtal enz up in sootcase!
kittehz fit N NE wermhoal!
Frenz, I’m gettin a hedake, so I finkso I’m gonna go foar teh nite.
See y’all laytur.
nytee nyte! ai hoep ur hedpleh iz beddur inna AM!
ohai to everywun … ai will postify this commint again tomorrow so the frends in TTI and otter parts of You’re Up can see it, but ai wants to say “bravo” and “well done” to the Lo Bujit Theatre Company fer teh out standing production of Understudy Tiffs earlier today. It wuz full of win, and conq … conkher… beat the tar out of the stoopy WP efforts to mess things up. Yay!!
I sekkund dis bravo!! I had tu going tu town and missed deh live perfourmintz, but lukkilee i hadz it on TiVO! I haz ben reeding it and it b full uv win adn awsum! Well dun, awl!!
*floofy pawz uh plawding!
“TiVO” *snort!*
ai missded teh live vershun too, but it wuz teh HILLAREEUS!!
ai donut alwayz reely L Out Lowd, butt (!) ai did when ai wuz reeding that!
Ai rayz mai Mil-wah-key’s That’ll-hab-2-dew 2 awl teh akterz adn krew. *chug chug chug … aaaaaaaahh*
Iz nawt fayr! I ben 2 Vaygus elebenty tymez, I nebber wun a kitteh…
Mii neever. But I did gitting a huzbin!
and luuk! u can haz teh old smileys agin!
ai iz gonna be shocky-faysed awl teh tyme naow!
Oh mai CC!!! Dat wuz a drive bai commint….. I just now lukkinged at it adn saw deh happy happee fais!!
I will lolling awl deh tymez now!!!
W00t!! w00t!!!
* duz dans uv joy
dans dans dans dans dans!!!!
spinz adn twurlz and hopz and skipz and spinz sum more!!!!
Bin to Kat-Haos in Vegas, eh!
*snerk*
Ohai mah cheezfrens!
.
Ai haz happitayl ‘nowns mint! Ai haz a fool thyem mafs teechifyin jawb offer fur elebentee munnies. (Ai menshund dish erlee-er tewdai, butt (hehehe) ai has such an egg sited ai haz tew share eht agin wif mah cheezfrens, in case N E buddee didnt sea.
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Plz tew beh halping meh sillibrate wif
wif cheezburgers and noms and bebrajez and nip!
W00t!!! w00t!!! w00t!!!
*bringz hole tray full uv cheezburgerz, friez and chokklit shakez*
Conga ratz dressed in dere summer owtfitz wif wadder mellonz on dhere hedz take deh stage adn dans dans dans!!
Fangs, cweenmj! Ai has a big egg sited!
YAY! YAY! YAY!
Fangs, TessM! *dans dans dans* YAY YAY YAY!
Happy happy happytail dans dans dans fur yu BDM!!!
Oh, wot a grate happiness has befallen us! Dis is wunnermus gnus indeed!
Dis bee teh happitayle noos in tehese tymes ov much owt-ov-work-ness fer many peeps. Ai sillbrate ur suxess n raze mai glass ov shampers two u!
*Joyns dans dans dans arownd teh stage wif teh conga rats, carryin bass-drum adn sliver bugle from teh Cheezland Durm and Bulge Corpse*
—tara tara, tara tara, boom, boom!
Adn wuzn’t der a lol ob teh kitteh wif teh purplol Suzafon? (if nawt, der shud b) … ai b oompah’inging 4 BDM!!!
*{sqeak} pfffpfff oompah*
(ai didnit sai ai wuz gud at it)
Applaws clappity clappity! Moar cowbell, aifinkso! *Adn throwz in a few barz of tehs Tarzans Tripes 4Evar, wif teh diablolikal piccolo part!*
YAY! Moar cowbell!
Iz da wundermaus! Fangs Q!
Congrats again, and goodnite. Everybody have a nice evening/morning/afternoon– (so tricky to use proper closing when one’s friends are scattered around twenty or so time-zones!)
that is funny
and givez yooh a cheezburger :3