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Grumpage alert level raised from “meh” to “hmph!”
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git awff mai karpit!
Congrats, jk2k – u leed teh parayde agane!
wy, fankyewberruhmuch… letz awl goe awf tew teh tybootik! Iz pie-oh-neear dai heer awn friedegg, shal wii hab a chuckwaggun dinnur?
*bringz in kettlol uv beenz,
* fresh cormz on deh kob,
*a pot uv greenz sea sunned wif bakin adn unyunz
*biskitz ‘n’ gravy,
*adn a big ol’ home maid Tater Salid.
*ringz deh dinner bell
KUM AN GEDDIT!!!
Ooh!!Ooh!!! I can has sum?? Tater salid an cormonacob an beens an all???? I will brings in fresh termayters rite frum mah gardin!!!
U has termayters in yey gardin alredy??
U soooo lucky
mines is all tiny and grean and not good for noms yet.
We no has much sun dis year
Mine are teh teenie cherrie maters, growed in a big seramick pot on mah sunnee patio. Teh main termaters in teh gardin arnt done yet but teh cherrie maters are ripe for noms. Yu can has lots!
*Here!!*
Luvs cherrie tamaters
Thanx Duffy!!!!
grayp mayters is awlso grate, aifinkso.
does U lobstah an clams too?
oops does U has, I meant to type
foar u, wii can haz lobstah an clams at teh chukwaggun dinnur!
yummee! butt (!) wer iz teh jellow an teh fyunuhrul puhtaytoez?
(foar teh cheezpeepz frum nawt-arownd-heer, doze aer beeg stayplols at beeg dinnyurs in deze parts, jellow ‘salad’ an sumfink taht ressemblols puhtaytoez-oh-grah-tin)
oh yesh, grene jellow is bestest fore dis OK-shun, rite?
Wif floaty bits innit? Marshmellolz or bitz of fruut-like plant substants?
oh, yesh…mult-collared marshmellolz is teh WIN in dis kontest!
Adn ob coarse, we must merember taht multi-collared marshmellolz in _grene_ jellow counts as a vegetablol!
Aern’t u happi, kitteh?
Kitteh cleerli needs a gaym ob “Lift teh cat”, which nbolbs lifting teh cat up ober teh hed, lowering dem down, adn repeeting until kitteh desides yore kwite insane adn runs off.
We plays kitty in a basket…Put kitteh in laundry basket an push!
Ther is even a kitteh in a baksst song We ar all nutz!
Mah kitteh luks dis wai wen him wants snorgles and ai beh the buzee an noes can snorgle.
I know how you feel Kitteh {{{{{Kitteh}}}}
Here have a nip mowse
I is pissed
In TTI, dat meenz drunk! Iffn we meen fed up, we sai pist off.
dats whut I meant,
kitteh is pissed off
or board
or grumpy
or all of the above
Mehbee is grumpee drunk?
een nip veritas
Ai losted mah happy. If sumwun kud find it & bring it bak, ai mite perk up a bit. *Mite*
Aifinkso Kitteh mite get happitayl agen if him haz Cheezburgar????
Ear mites are t3h pleh!
Kitteh nawt happity cuz da owld smilies doughnut hab the :monkey: fase … Heem lubbed dat :monkey: face….
Dat wuz teh ownlee slitelee gud fing `bowt dem. Aifink neerlee ebbriwun iz glad 2 haz teh awld wunz bakk.
I did liek the monkeh too!
!!
but I really missed
O rly?
ohai DK and skwirrl grrl, how beez the boff of Uz?
Ohai two_kittehs! Ai R purdy gud, fanks! (Apart frum being stuk in front of teh ‘pyewter wurking onna niec day…)
Ai sawded ur pixor recentlee – wuz niec to putting a fais to a
nomnaem!plz not to be nomming me, I is not nootrishus or delishus
I don’t fink I has seen Uz
Aifinso ai sawded yoo awn Faisbuk?
I is on faisbuk? Dat ar gnuz to me
It wuz a pic frum a cheezmeet. Maybee awn sumwun’s profiel heer?
I can two cheezmeets in last week
ai wanna C fotos frum teh cheezmeets!
how is Matt Elsa_Mama?
punctuation fail!
I can has comma, after Matt?
He beez about da samez – witch iz gud ifinkso!!
Holding yur own iz deh furst step tu gitting bedder, ifinkso!!!
I will duz a liddlol happee dans fur Matt —
Dansity, dans, glide, spin.
Dans dans!!
But I lubz deh lol
adn deh roll
adn Mr Green
adn deh oops
adn awl deh uzzerz!!!!
THEY”RE BACK!!11elebenty win!
Ai has lawst awl mai happy kullers.
♪♪ Yoo can has a rainbow, yes a rainbow ♪♪
Wiff a pawt ob gold at teh end?
Oar wiff pritee chirpee burdees flyin arownd it?
Oar mebbe teh littlol raynbo marshymaloloz in teh lukky charms?
Yay! *nom-nom* ai is happy agin!
Yesh to awl ob teh abuve!
Mama taked mah jinglee toi an gived it to mah littul bruther an it wuz no fair jus cuz he yellld an howled lak I was doin sumfin bad an all I wuz doin wuz choowin on his eer a littul bit an kinda sittin on him…an he desurved it ennyway for bein a pest…
littlol brudder is pests, I agree
kitteh haz lots of gunk in himz eyes
:takes a teeshoo and clean deh boogers out himz eyes
dere kitteh, feel bettah now?
oh two_k, that was teh furst thing I notissed too!
my kittehs are used to me chekkin their eyes every day. and mah frenz know I’ll do it to their animols too, lol!!
BlooMax has given up sqwigglin when I wipe teh teers off his fase – he jus waits till I let go fo his hed…it mus feel bettur afterwurds aifinkso.
I does dat too, kittehs not berry happeh but demz tolerates its.
Noaw kitteh just needz a cuddle-puddle.
I would be careful, if kitteh no wants cuddle, him can use himz pointeh enz
AI IZ A “GRUMPAGE LEVEL”!!
LOL!!!
Yew beh the silli!
LOL
ai resembling dat commints
awww whut’s deh matter? Would you like to share?
*grump*
*grump*
*grump*
*grump*
*grump*
I has a grumpiez
Sum daze iz just like dat.
Curmudge-N kat is curmudgen-lolee.
Tihs is dai 3 ob teh siksweek skool holly dais – Mummeh Ai is booooooooooooooooooooooooooooord!
Wel, goe an do ur hollydai hoemwerk – geddit owt uv teh wai!
no wai, that is eben more boring
Wael tehn cum du MAI hoemwurk!
Ai beh riting lesson plans fur maf… yew wants tew halp me?
Nawt unlessun u wants tu jurnal abawt chirch guvermint!
Ai has dun awl mai hoemwerk – sent teh larst A’lebel skrips orf toodai! Hoorah! Hoorah! Hoo jolleewell rah!
Dat’s a gud gurrl! U can haz a nicecreem az a riward!
Ai spoze u wil leeb it till teh dai b4 skool starts agane an den blaem me `coz Ai shud haz remyndid u erlyer,
Strypee Kitteh knoez
ebbee intch ubz. Needz a
noo distrakkshun!
Strypee Kitteh habz
wawrm Sun beem awn hurz fur! Dat
muss cowntz 4 summfeeng
Strypee Kitteh maykz
planz 4 Beeg Brown Bag dat hurz
Prittee Wun brawtz Hoam!
Beeg Brown Bag fullz ubz
Bawkssez 4 ‘Shooz’ Prittee Wun
can nawtz duz wiffowtz!
Strypee Kitteh habz
jynoarmuss Happee afturr
Prittee Wun goez Bed!
Jack.
Um, stay owt of mai shoos, kitteh!
Oh Hai! i furggotted to givs standink clappity clappityies tu teh wundurous preformenz yesturday.Speshuly lyked teh deth pebble. Wuz much aprie… appryshe… um – i reely lyked it. teh failbolgs waz gud tu!
Whispurs to LCB – what iz R wurd? iz bad?
ps – thx to cweenmj for linx to clazzik LOL. wented to cheeztown cryer & red mor uv da clazziks, i had forgotted the elevenbly tousands uv kettehs & peeps squarrshed & deded by kittehs loosen in peeps carz dispyte duh warnenz of legul perfeshunuls. ROTFL
bai duh wai – Furgot tu innerduse self – i iz Willyboi.
Xtends flooffy Bengal paw tu all! Howdy due!
Ohai willyboi! Waklum tew Cheezlan!
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*pats flooffy Bengal paw wif sable mainlee coon paw*
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Ai hoaps yew haz lotsa funs and happitayl thymes heer. Iz teh E Z aifinkso!
Ohai willyboy. Walkum 2 dis happi plaes!
Teh R werd is wun dat meens dat teh purrsun yoosin it finks we aer awl lakkin in brayn powah becoz we tawk in lolspeak.
Witch is da funnee, sins mah eye que wud lets me joyn MENSA, noes problems… as wif moast ub us heer, aifinkso!
Datz sillie – LOLspeeks aweful hard tu rite – iz ezeer tu tink inna hed. dats y i genurilly jus lurks & laffs. Dey iz prolly juzt jelouse cuz da peeps hear haz lawts uv fun – da udder sites nawt sew much funzies. Sums iz reely meen to one an udder!
Iz nawt want dat – wil stey hears wit da nice cheezpeeps!
ohai willyboy, welcome to ICHC
I offurs U mah paw in frenship
*Extends floofy paw ov welcum to willyboy*
Ohai! Plzd tu mete u!
yes, teh “R” wurd is teh wurd taht iz unkindly yoozed to refer to peeples hoo haz teh intellekshual disabilities or sloness.
i iz glad yoo enjoyed teh purrformanse yestirday!! an welcome to cheezland *ekstends floofy paw ob frendship*
Ohai, Willyboy — Welkum to Cheezland!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
Ohai Willyboy an be welcums!! *waving Meezer paw an RushinBloo paw also* We luvs all noo cheezpeeps an lolfrends, and onlee rool is — play nise!! Wes glad yu here (an yr lolspeek is ecksilnt!)
Ohai Willi Is Kinda new 2. iTS wonderful 2 B here tcertanly a thrill!
ohai pj! fank yoo for helping wif teh beer in teh
cantinakwikkie-mart yestirday!ohai, willyboi! iz berry nyce tu mayk yoor cheez-kwayntins! Iz still fayrlee noo tu… adn still reedin awn teh cheeztown cryer- lawts uv halpful imformayshuns aifinkso!
**playces taheeshun banilla krem broolay (freshly torched) wif wippy kreems adn razzlolberries intu floofy bengal paw**
scoops a pawfull of krem broolay wif tuxie paw- Yum!! Hope u dont mind sharin!!
OOh – danks fro de noms – i iz eetin lunch rite nows! Nebber had cremybroolees beefors. Fur sum reesun i getz lotsa hongrees wen i iz hear.
angst kitteh pondurs mening of lif…
Iffs da lebel gits to “harrumph” do wii awl hides?
heerz burfday fairy to cheer evreewun up by saying HAPPEE BURFDAY to Ktd an Herby an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!!
i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy topping and fresh froot an wippy kreem, toona caeks for teh kittehs an goggies (to cheer tehm up too) iskreem, frooty fizzy party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif smiley face bownsy balls taht laff wen tehy bownse, bottols ob raynbow bubblols to blowing, kandee, an sparkly smiley face stikkers wif googly eyes!!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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At leest da hole fred nawt turn boldified.
BTW, ai unnerstans concatshulashuns bee in ordur fur ur jawb!
Iz okaidoekai Burfdai fayrie – iz eezeeur tu reed dat wai!
*No! miztur I Doktur – Willyboi nawt want reedin glazzes! i can sea juz fyne danks!
doan werree bowt it, ai can maek teh intertubes coed brake fasstur tahn juz bowt enneywun ai noe!
Happiest of happy dances – my DOOMie is back where she belongs!!!!
dats good! butt(!) ?
iz that wun ob yor kittehs? did her going awol? tehy duz taht sumtimes. bad kittehs, making us wurry abowt tehm.
ohai eberybuddy …
in honor of teh untouchable purrformance of Star Wars yesterday, here’s sumfing fer all of the cast and crew
can you touch this? i donut think so …
*fawls awf chayr laffink*
taht izza funneeee!!
Wudent eben tri tu tuch taht!
Called very payshent Dr TinyVet – Angel-grrl be JUST owt uv sirjury, nawt eben starting to wakey-wake yet. Her dun gud an be otay! Nawt tawk tu dr purrsunallee, so nawt gno yet hao menny teefs her lost. Will find owt in anuvver cupple owrs if her can coming hoam oar haz tu stay obernite — depends hao fast her comes owt uv teh anes… anis… sleepyness. BUT, her comed thru teh anis… sleepystuff otay!
Nao, back tu resizing-an-stuff hole lots uv SCP pics.
Yay! Yay fur p-k n Angel-grrl!
*****gentlol huggz tu deh Angel Kitteh****
Dat b gud nooz, PK!!
Hope teh Angel Kitten iz well on teh rode to recubery n will be nomming agin sune. Teh kittehs iz mayde of strong stuffs aifinkso!
Anom!
*scurries to CheezTownCryer to see if info iz dere*
OK — ai reedified there. Poor Angel! U iz a gud kitteh Mama, PK (but ebbreewun heer noes dat awlreddy). Plz to give hur jentul scritchings behind teh eerz (or anyware datz comfortable fur hur) frum hur interwebs Auntie Nightshayde.
{{{{{PK, Seanya, & teh entire Fur Family}}}}}
Will du! Ai hopes her come home tunite. Ai nawt haz kwipmint fur intensive monitorings, or abul tu du stuffs in case uv bad fings, but ai gnos what tu watch fur! An her wud be happier heer. But ai will trust teh vet, an teh awsum-vet-tech-an-exotics-teechur whu watching her.
Fank yu fank yu tu ebreewun whu sended beems fur her. Ai gno is wurse fings happning fur sum (nao ai got cot up in Cryer), an ai grateful fur teh lubs n hugs n fings!
Teefs — her had at leest 4 teefs pulled coz uv berry painful fing cawled “neck lesions” awn ‘em, mebbe moar depending what x-rays showed (will eksplain neck lesions in non-cheezspeak if ennywun wants tu gno). Ai asked a cupple threds back fur cheezbeems, coz those be teh awsum, an her had a ankshus nite coz uv no fud, an iz having bad day.
Ohai, PK! Ai had misseded teh nooz abowt Angel’s teefs, but ai is berry glad dat she is comin along well after teh sirjury.
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{{{{{{{PK, Angel, Seanya an teh rest uv teh famblee}}}}}}}
awwwww, dat’s such gud noooose! I’m happy for all of you.
*gits owt nyce soff gushiefuds foar Angel-grrl wen she feels beddur*
{{{PK an Angel}}}
glad angel camed throo teh sir jury okay! teh anesfetik kan being wurrisome, i know. yoo are wize to be trusting teh Traynzord Porfeshunals to do teh right fing for her, if its send her home or keep her overnite for watchings. sending beems for evreewun to feeling better soon!
Oh how often this happens! Too often, I think.
wif teenage boyz in teh howse, kan be a constant state.
Oh hai agen!
Ebbreybuddie owr so frenlee hear… my floofy pause iz gitten sore. Iz okaidoekai thow – wil take nappiez an feelz bettur.
*Willyboi takes nice long nap. Willyboi is ten and needs lots of naps*
*Willyboi wakes up very refreshed and not at all sore. Ready for evildoings*
Did i miss anyting?
Oooh – Catena & Bom mom – I iz honurred tu be yur cheezfren.
Will youz be frens wid my udder kittehs tu? Der iz Suzy Q, Bessie, Minnie & Goofy kitteh tews.
Willyboi is teh SOOPREEM ROOLUR of awl in mai house (an nayboorhud too) sew uv coorz I must uze duh mostez ebil Bengalboi uv awl tyme tu be mai aveetaur.
we iz happy yoo iz heer, willyboy!! iz alwayz happy to habbing noo frends heer! an i extends floofy paw ob frendship to yor kittehs too
ooh, naps, that sownds gud…
Ohai, Willyboi! Iz wunnermus tu see gnu cheezpeeps since last time ai waz awn! Walcome tu cheezland, teh awsumest, frenliest, wunnermusest plais in awl the whirrld!
‘Pleh’ button is on
Looks like he has eye-goop too.
i taz waitin for teh rosbif…
hopsfully serbed up bai teh
womerns – nut atall intersted in teh
yung boz as that is a belonious bunk un the americas
Thats me right now
pelo pelo
Haha he looks like Garfield!!!
Ha ha! Adorable! I know a cat just like this one.