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Iz ownlee cubberd lub
conga rats, anni! purrhapz eh tryp tu teh ty buteek?
Ooh yiss, Ai nead sum nyoo kitteh eerings – it’s at leest 2 munfs sins Ai byed ennee!
adn ai nedz teh chorklet….dere bee eh sirios lak awf eet en mai haus!
Chokklitt is an essenshul fud, Aifink!
yesh – chocklit is the foundation of any sound fud pyrameed!!!
*offurs a tray buttered toast points and hot green tea*
cubberd lub, snerk, I nebber herd dat befoah.
It iz a commun eggspreshun in TTI – oar iz in mai famblee! It meens u aer ownlee lubbed fur wat u gib.
like bean a ‘rice christian’
Dat’s a nyoo wun 2 me, but Ai gess it meens dat u only go 2 chursh to get teh handowts!
lol, I thought it meant u was luved for what’s in ur cubbord! (as in, FUD)
ohai direktor skwirrl, that wuz a grate show U put on yesterday!
and another grate actiing job by my star purrformer!
fanx for halping out!
I has read dat eggspreshun in James Herriot’s books, boff mah kittehs
can has cupboard lub
nauw breeng sum noms
espspecalee wen the food b gushie!
Hello mi princess, ai have nawt been on while U iz. Eet iz a pleasure to see you again.
adn ahlahw mii tu awfa eh ‘Ohai’!
yu be teh princessmu awf teh princessmu meadow?
Yes, she is! She is teh grate inbentor of teh Princess Mu meadow.
com visit upfi! * piks up Hungry Catapillar and places hur gintly awna silky pillow* * offurs catippillar size plate of breds and cheeses*
*noms happily away at bread and cheezes*
*a squad of YNGs apear bearing miny fluffy pillows, trays of cold pear brandy, baskits of fruit and loaves of fresh bred an asorted cheeses*
*Mu taeks a brandy and gets comfy on a pillow*
BonMomme! an Catena! Ohai darlings! Sew good tew c u too! Yes Catena, a am dat princess.
Please sit and tell me wut u has been doing. Has a brandy?
The YNG’s will start dancing soon..
Omai! Ai jus lukd awn teh towncryer tu sii wot iz dese ‘YNGs’!
adn mai ai prohpoz dat dey bii YNBGs? Teh “B” bii stannen fur ‘buff’. Az long az dey be-en nekkid, ai wantz dem buff!
oh yes hotness is a requirmint fur teh job
Ai haz boi buffink cloff iffin sum ob teh YNGs is not lukking so buff. Iz tewwibil job, butt ai donst miend doink it.
we cin awlways count awn u kimmie!
Iz nastee horribil job, buffink orl teh YNGs, butt (snikr) sumwun haz to do it, ai spose
*hands kimmi a cool pear brany*
*sippysippysippy*
Fankies Mu, yew taeks sutch gud caer of me.
*lowers boi buffink helmit, dips boi buffink cloth intew Speshil YNG Buffink Payste*
*hums teh Boi Buffink song taht LCB writed for me*
i didnt kno u had a sawng! dat LCB am very celvur!
did u git ur bisness partners awl straitend out? i hoeps fings are going moar smoothly fur u now. i often wish i was a lady of lesuire. i would go visit u an janet an moe and LCB an gremlin and awll teh Cheeseis. that could keep a gurl busy fur a lawng time and happily sew!
Big Kitteh haz Big Love.
hii bii eh Mormen kitteh?
cood be, I’ll bet dat kitteh has seberal hommans taken cayr ob awllah hims needs
I bet taek sevrl hoomans to evin lift kitteh. Dat biggest kat I evr seen. Wudunt want to meet him n drk street. Or well lit street.
Or … mabe veree smal hooman?
I norite? Friskees comes in special forty-pound size?
just a note ob correctifying – teh peeples in Big Luv not be mormons. mormons not had teh more-tahn wun wifes sinse 1895. nowadays if yoo tryz to do taht, yoo gets kikked owt ob teh moromn church. teh peeples hoo haz teh polly gamy wuz nebber mormons or mebbee tehms ansestors wuz but braekd away frum teh church wen teh reel mormons diskontinyood habing more-tahn-wun wifes. so tehy iz not mormons, an teh mormons now only haz 1 spoose at a time. many peeples iz being confyoozed abowt dis, maynly becawz teh media not bovvers to hab a akkurasee in wut tehy sez.
Fanks for clarifying, lunarmommy. Yu also helpt me becaws ai had missed teh reference to “Big Love” adn couldn’t figure owt how teh Mormons had anyfing to do wif big kittehs anyway! So one mystery solved, and one misconception fixed, adn now ai has less of a puzzled! Which helps. One less puzzled makes teh day that much bettr, aifinkso!
Actually there are sects of mormons who still practice Polygamy. It’s just not as common, and no longer condoned by the church. Also most mormons outside of these sects in Utah don’t know this. Congrats.
tehy call tehmselfs mormon, but tehy are not being members ob teh mormon church.
polygamy iz cawz for ex-commyoonication.
I fink dats mountin lion.
oh bother… wasn’t prepared…
spl…
*tightens CHRG wdoi*
*hold on to superantisplortgogglols*
splo…
*holds on even tighter…*
oh noes…
SPLORT!!!
*brainz kleenawp awn isel 5!*
*brainz kleenawp awn isel 5!*
Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, .
*comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC* WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd)
*sweepa sweepa sweepa Neenes braynes into a neet pile*
*rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur*
*scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee*
*jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone*
*applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)*
*taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp*
*tukka tukka tukka Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, .
*comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC* WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd)
*sweepa sweepa sweepa braynes into a neet pile*
*rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur*
*scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee*
*jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone*
*applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)*
*taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp*
*tukka tukka tukka Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, .
*comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC* WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd)
*sweepa sweepa sweepa braynes into a neet pile*
*rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur*
*scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee*
*jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone*
*applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)*
*taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp*
*tukka tukka tukka Neene in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee*
*givs Neene a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling*
*stands bak to luuk at werk* … Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun.
A wun-peep triplol save!!!
*sips hot chocklit*
*nibblols chocklit octopus*
Thank you Bom – you’re a real lifesaver!
*snuggles under the floofeh blankit*
Wow, that is one HUGE cat! I want to have a cat that will rest on my shoulders ;_;
Looky dat smylol, is dis one ub dem cats frum Cheshire? And big too, or dat myte be real smal hooman?
Dat wut Ai thawt tu. Or iz a teeny tiny hooman.
Awww… big cat with big smilol for their human.
OMG! That not just a big cat, that’s a HUGE cat. Is this photoshopped?
Oh my! *swoons, but recubbers* Whut a BEYOOTIFFUL tabbeh!
ohai, Gremlin. Yu r susceptibibble to teh big boys, rn’t yu? Eben considering camra angels, his pawses mayke her arms luk tiny.
he am very atractive! Maeks me miss my big boy Mick. Hims went tew da medow years ago.
{{Mu and Mick}}
booklion – ohai! Yesh, yoo ar rite. I lykes mah boyz beeg and beyootiful.
And lubbing. And with beeg pawz, oh yesh!
{{{Gremlin}}}
That iz indeed one big and beeyootiful kitteh, gremlin, you iz right there!
Is like mah big boss kitteh Yogi, him lubs to climb on mah shoulders
Hole on Nennepus!
Wares dat dang CCC? Ah, got it.
Vacuum up the gushis splorted stuffs (looks a lidlol lyke gushifud, hmm) rinse orf the cat hares and lint with distilled stuff (prolly water – it’s clear)
pack dem branse in to gape-ink skull, piece hed togevver and ducky tayp it in place. Snap a new CHRG (wdoi) on tawp and add sum moah Ducky tayp to hold it awn. Martoonis or hawt choclit and sum chonklit opossums to aid in recubbery. Rest on shays untill yew feels bedder.
Thank you Judson!!!
*gulps down a martoonie and noms a chocklit possum*
That kittehs is so lubbleh – *must not look for a while* – reeeleeh snorglablol!!!
thats either a huge cat or the human is a midget.
he am a big boy! i bet he makes a good pillow at nite. A purring pillow… awwwwhhh.
Mite replays my altyme favrits: search “I luvs u cheezburger machine”
heer it iz:
i luv u cheezburger masheen
is she didn’t bring food he would have bitten her by now
Him lukks az iffn him cud eet her….
I find that photo most perplexing.
Mehbe supin be fishtea!
KittyFace!! Killing them with kindness!
Taht kitteh luks rillyrilly mondo an rillyrilly happeh.
Big cat is friggin’ huge.
Indeed, that iz one giant kitteh.
AMAZON KITTEH!
Wadda larzh an byootifl kitteh.
ohai toung flap. Am u knew heeer?
Ohai Princessmu! Ai iz kinda nu aifink–mebbe bin heer six munfs.
i like ur naem. if u am still knew u should has a prezzie!
* gives Toungeflap a pair of jade ankel cuffs*
Fanks, bud ai don fink ul lieks teh reesin ai choosd teh naem. Ai haved tunkanser–awlbedder nao–n mai doktur taked out teh bad part n maked a riplasemint frum maiz arm, a tongue flap. Iz teh kinda sad stori but haz deh happiending.
Kitteh can has beeg
Awl deppenz awn purrspekteef
Een mai eeyz, yur huej!
Anover catena ohaikuu givs us a smylol this mornin!
Othx!
I will squeeze U and snorgle U and call U my human
Awf mausez adn hoominz, FTW!
n deh go to sleap on U
n DEN ai meened to rite…..teh fingas haz a confuzzled
Beeg kitteh…
Beeg lubs…
Beeg fuds…
Oar els!!!
Big bite
and
Big show of pointeh enz
Adn dat’s puttin et mildlee!
That’s no moon…
datz eh kitteh!
Kitteh Warz reference FTW!
Ohai guis,
I know I haven’t been around much. Been holding off a bad mood crash mostly by force of will and keeping too distracted to think. (I do have SCP pics to put in the blog from a couple of days ago, and I’m going to try to get them up today.)
Ai can ask fur beems fur Angel? She’s spending the day wif Dr TinyVet whu is being Dr TinyToofVet today — she has at least 4, mebbe more, bad teefs (they haz “neck lesions” which be berry berry painful, lyk root canal — iz nawt purrventabul fing, just happins). So she’s having teefs removed, which meens full anesfe… anis… her gunna sleep fru it.
Her will be back tu eeting crunchifuds soon, but her gunna be sore fur a cupple days, an her waz berry upset last nite coz her cud nawt haz fud (her gets berry berry ankshus about fud).
Yu can spare a few gud thots fur her?
{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}
{{{Angelkitteh an P-K and fambly}}}
Beems beems beems fur Angel-kitteh, PK adn fambilee!!!
“beams” — wotta purrfeck werd! ai beems guud fots an whishes to Angel an P-K tu.
Oh yesh, I noes hao upsetting it is when a kitteh has a helth prollem. I sends hugs and warm beams of healing lite for Angel and her hoomans.
Purr babbeh, da vet be a gud fing, butt (snerk) DO NAWT WANT!!1!!
Ai sendz {{{{beems}}}}{{{{Hugs}}}} and snorglol snugglolz for eberibodee.
{{{{Angel}}}} {{{{Da ovver kittehs}}}}{{{{Seanya an P-K}}}}
Pleeze to tell Angel kitteh da toofeez aren’t really portant; Oliver had onlee one toofee for years and still stayed beg, fat and fluffy.
{{{{{{{{angelkitteh n fambilly}}}}}}}} hope u awl be smiloling agin sune
BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMSSSSSSSS are on hai! I hope Angel feels awl bettur sune!
Ohai prysma! Gud thawtz adn purrayers fur yur swete Angel!
{{{{Angel}}}}
Hugs and beems for Angel, PK and Seanya!!
Hugs and snorgles and good thoughts and all kines of warmthness to Angel and P-K and everybuddy else involveded.
Awww. deh pore Angel-kitteh.
How sad fur deh sweetest foster mommeh kitteh. I sending hur warm fuzzy thotz wif liddlol angel wingz. {{{{Angel}}}}
Adn a schmmooooo fur deh PK.
Fanks, guis, iz much preshiated.
Ai just called Dr. TinyVet. They nawt dun her surjury yet. So will be mid-afturnoon (iz 12:30 nao) befoar her dun an finished an ai getz reel news. Wif late start, her mite be there obernite.
Depends hao fast her comes owt uv sleepiness. Parintlee her nawt throing tantrums, tho, iz being kwiet in cage.
Also called Humayn Sosietee. Fostur Coordinator spects an opning at locul PetSmart nekst week, SCP iz due tu get sekkund shots an go fur dopshun nekst week. Her promiss to hold teh spot fur tehm. Ai haz a sad, coz tehy so berry luving an cuddly an ai gunna miss them, an ai saying prayers ebreenite them goes tu homes wif lots uv luvs. If ai had just a lil less sensibul, ai cud become crazee cat ladee soooo eezee.
{{{{{p-k}}}}}
{{{{{angel}}}}} pore kitteh, going to teh dr. toofycat for majur wurk iz bed enuff wen yoo iz hyoomin an unnerstands wuts going on, must be very skary for a kitteh. pore bebbeh. but her will feeling better wen all heeled up.
p-k, i haz been finking abowt yoo an hoping yoo kan be getting better frum teh mood crash soon. rebember taht yor frenz in Cheezland luv yoo very very muches!
O&P in California ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> Angel in VLC
times elebenty!
and hugs and hedbonks for the hole fambly that be supporting Angel.
How did you discover the bad teeth?
That is something I worry about a lot.
Does that cat look abnormally large to anyone else or is it just me?
No, is just u that is abnormally large.
(Teh camra puts on 10 pounds. Looks like there is elebenty camras pointed at teh kitteh.)
ohai LCB, how U iz?
I iz bak from mah travels an has a huge tired
r u shur it was from travels, and not overacting?
oh wate.. that was Ambercat, sry!
hey is U cawling me a ham?
No no no!!
*strokes star kittehs ego*
U is mah bestest star… here, has a cookie.
aww, you baked me a cookie and didn’t eated it,
that is so sweet
here I has sum eggstry cinnamon buns from yesturday
*hamhandedly hands a ham to Ambercat*
*tries to say that 3 teims fast*
hamama, hansa hammamamacat!
O hai. I is teh ok. Bizzy work days lately. I had a total pleh day yesterday and had to miss most of teh “Understudy Tiffs” preformance.
Then when I stopped over at Failblog to make sure those guise knowed where to look to find it, I sawr that one of them had used teh “r-word” to describe lolspeak and I losed all my happy thoughts. Teh good news is that several other FBers took him to task for whut he sed and we is all teh frenz again. But still, I was too angry at teh time to enjoy “Understudy Tiffs.”
But I did read thru it last night and u guise did a fantabulous job! Clappity clappity!
*hands ginormous bookay of wed woses to teh leading lady*
oh fanks! dey is deh lubly
*kisses lcb on deh cheek*
is Tim gibbing U any trubble?
and BTW I did get to see Tribble
I put Tim on my laptop and taught him a lesson. Haven’t had any trubble wif him since.
I is teh glad u meeted Tribble. Wish I coulda been there too. Had a bizzy weekent as it turned out.
yes her cawled on Caturday, wuz berry last minit, we meeted berry
late, as I had gone to the Eastern shore, wuz too late to cawl U.
Mebbeh when I comez neggst tyme to Dee Cee. We shud has a beeg East Coast cheezmeet sometime.
No, that cat is freaking ginormous.
My kitten did this scared one of my friends to death when he tried to read back of hoodie she was in there
My kitteh is that big. Not just chubby, but long and tall and big.
yesh I has 2 big kittehs 2, they is big and long an muscular and one of dem is a bit chubby as well
I had wun long tiem ago named Paws, dis sturdy fella lukks jist lyke him!
That is an enormous cat o_O
my thoughts exactly
If dis is nawt ‘shopped, I fink it mus be a myootant jagular or panfer or lynks or somefn. Dat boy be hyooje!
It’s shopped. Look at the cutout around the closer paw. It’s def shopped
Also the black along the back.
Clever and amusing though
Dis hao Ai feel abowt all teh Cheezpeeplols here…Ai iz havingk a nawt-sew-grate, furry bizzy, pleh-kinda week, speshully tuday butt (!) Ai vizzit ICHC an’ see awl teh grate LOLs an’ reed teh commintz frum teh lubly Cheezfrenz an’ Ai feel a lil bit better. Fanks! *cyberhugz teh Cheezfrenz*
{{{{{peppamama}}}}}
{{hugs}} to yoo, PeppaMama! I givs yoo an eggstra warm hug today!
Fangks gremlin and lunarmommy!
oooh, big byootiful brown tabby-boy!! want!!!
(him rebembers me ob my best buddy tiger, goned ober teh bridj four yeers now. i lubs my ovver kittehs very muchly, but i misses my buddy.)
{{{{lunarmommy}}}}
i offen go to teh meddow wif him an my ovver ober-teh-brij kittehs, junior (owr furst kitteh after we gotted marryd) an sheba (owr wild liddle gurl) an tora (taht we only had a liddle more tahn a yeer before him disappeerd, poor sweet boi) teh meddow iz a speshul playse for me {{{princess mu}}}
{{lunarmommy}} I goes to teh meddow offen, too. Is a speshul playce, Ifinkso. Ther is a beeg orinj kitteh I vizzits ther. This tabbeh boi is beeg and gorjus. Teh culluring is verreh much lyke mah Dexter, only Dexter has teh whyt bib and little whyt mitties on teh front. Tabbehs is FTW!!!
teh medow is naemd aftur meh, but it is so much moar than that… i feal honored to have a thred of me woven into such a lovely place!
HAWWW BEEEG IZ DAT??? AI WANT WANT WANT WAN TOO! <3
That cat is frickin’ YOOOOOGE!!!
Jynoarmuss Kitteh
habz lawtza floof andz blakk strypez.
Eebun beegurr hartz!
Jynoarmuss Kitteh
wuz wunss Liddill Bawll Ubz Floof.
No wun beeleebz dat!
Jynoarmuss Kitteh
habz lawtza Nomz 2 chuze frum.
Still lubz Cheezburgrz!
Jack.
yay jack!! i lubs taht, dis pikshur an yor lolku rebembers me so much ob my best buddy tiger.
Iz that rilly big kitteh or just extreem close up?
yes.
That is a HUGE cat.
Izzz ziss a housekitteh??? It’s huge! (but beautyfull…)
Shoulder mounted rocket kitteh iz on “snooze” mode.
Ready to launch at sound of gushifuds can openingks!
OH MAI— dat is wun huuyoooge kitteh! =D
Dat iz a Bigazz kittah
Sinse winn du lyonz com in tabbeh?? hyooge kitteh is hyooge.
OMG taht kitteh iz he-uje!
I love that giant kitteh! He is so enormous, look how big his paw is on her arm lol. I bet that’s what Mister from the Dresden Files would be like, only with more knocking her over and less cuddles lol
There’s a huge cat in The Dresden Files?! If they’d had one in the TV version, it’d still be on the air!
Big kitteh iz big.
& also, awsum.
What dah eff? That der chick can has MAI FACE?
That’s a Tigerdog!
Has any1 noticed how big that cat is!?!?
Good LORD, that is a BIIIIG cat!!!
OMG! Thats a huge cat!
aww thts how love is
Good gracious, that cat is huge!
Put a saddle on him and ride him to the supermarket! XD
His owner looks like he might be cute.
That is a lot of cat! WOW
Well that’s a big cat XD
A big lovin’ kitteh
My God, that is a BIG cat!
big kitteh!
thats a seriously big cat
Wy is ze cat so bigg~?
Needz more nims
Woah, O_o ish HyooGE KITTEH.