
Cat Rule #38 yur bed is yur bed, Even when someone else is sleeping in it.
i wish cousin wud finally go home.
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Cat Rule #38 yur bed is yur bed, Even when someone else is sleeping in it.
i wish cousin wud finally go home.
Picture by: LoveMyNorman. Caption by: doodlekitty via Advanced Lol Builder
adn kitteh makz teh rulez
Rool #1 Kitteh iz boss
Rool #2 – wen in dowte refer to rool #1
Ohai miniminsmum! wii bii tyd!
Aiz honered to tye wiv u catena- lesse bee hazing teh silllibrashuns n inbite awl cheezpeeps fer teh drinkys n noms n dansin
Yu forgawt Rool #3: Rool #2 always tayks precedence ober Rool #1.
rool #3 boss kitteh iz boss, ovver kitteh has to do wut boss kitteh sez.
Congrats catena u an miniminsmum haz a tye. Off 2 teh tye booteek!
Hmm dis be teh nawt sekunk tyme ai goes 2 teh bye booteek *wunders wot beautimus fings to chews*
ehh ai meens TYE booteek ov corse – sawry!
Nawt tu b sawree! Tye, bye, frye… deir awl fantabulus booteeks!
Adn dey’re awl on teh saym street, too!
U can haz ennifing ur hart dizierz! Dere aer skarfs, tyes, joolree, boblol hedded kittehs, snogloebs an awl sorts uv wundermuss fings!
by booteek wurks too, tahts wut yoo do tehr eggsept evreefings free!
hello! im here from failblogz.
iz practizin mai lol speak!!!
iz diffi.. daffi… not eezy
they iz bak!! yeay
ohai tofu mogu, yor lolspeek luks pretty gud! (teh only rool in lolspeek iz to play nise – yoo haz done very gud!)
ohai Tofu Mogu! ur lolspeek luuks GRATE!!
Ohai, Tofu. I lubs yor abatart! Mah liddel sister lubs teh pengwins . . .
Ohai Tofu Mogu, Walkum 2 dis happi plaes! Lolspeak iz opshunul, but u aer doin it rite!
o yus conga rats yew ahr dewing very gewd :3 ahr yew a hooman?
Buuttt iz naice to shayre
Bunk beds, without the bunk
its taim for a dubble bed
MAWM, he is squishing me, HALP!
Butt (!) MAAAHHHMMMMMM! He wets teh bed!
And he noms mah eerz in his sleep!!!
Semi-relayted commint: Mah huzbing lykes to spoon arownd me and put hiz hand in mah hayr while we sleep (I has teh long hayrs). Sumtiems I wayks up and he is pulling mah hayrs! I tell him bowt it but he has no memries of it. Is teh weird.
Hazzing a huzbing: two thumbz up! Hayr pulling in teh sleeps: nawt so grayt akchuly!
Mah orinj grrl lubs to pull mah hares, when I shrieks her pulls it some more, her finks it ar game. Silly kitteh
We yooshully puts teh tabbeh in hiz own room at nite. Okkayshunally I leevs heem owt – and I wayks up arownd 3 am to find heem likking and then byting mah arm.
We shuld post a notiss abuv teh bed: Sleep at your own risk!
if we not gibs kittehs access to our room demz not let us sleep.
Spoilt kittehs, I has dem
We yoosta haz an OBNP (orinj but nawt poyzin) tabbeh dat tayked teh foam curlers outta mah grandma’s hayrs wen she wuz sleepin.
Tabbeh Hayr Dressers, FTW! Even withowt teh posable thumz . . . Dexterity, they has it!
Iz cozee am warm wiv 2 in teh bed!
ai cozee tew
*snugs up tew anni*
Kitteh awn tawp luks eggsactlee lyke mai Tommy.
Note that there are two beds, one for each cat. Next naptime, both will be in the other bed, reversed
Taht’s kittehz 4 u! lol!
Tehy lurv 2 smoosh eetch odder.
Iz moar kozier taht waa.
Hugz n cheezluv,
FreeLion
ohai freelion/wiz! nise to seeing yoo today
we had two kittens taht wuz bruvvers (still haz wun, teh ovver wented away
) taht luved to sleep curled up togevver in teh little nest at teh top ob teh kitty-condo. eben wen tehy wuz big enuff that wun ob tehm wuld barely fit, tehy still curled up tehr togevver.
This LOL reminds me of this older wun:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/31/funny-pictures-a-bed-i-haz-a-blankie/
*snerk* Ai wuz gonna postify dat az a comment (wiffowt teh lol, which ai lieked a lawt).
I wuz channeling yor thots! Thus teh dubbil posting oviously.
Reminez me of:
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/31/funny-pictures-a-bed-i-haz-a-blankie/
Obvuhlesslee, da top kitteh is blongs inna bed an da under kitteh blongs inna nuvver wun an won’t stays in hims own bed.
Top kitteh will wate as long as nessessaree.
Under-kitteh luks surprizingly unconcerned.
Under-kitteh iz teh obernite sleeper monorail kitteh.
Aktually, under-kitteh wuz wiggle to try thro top kitteh off an da top-kitteh refuzed to muv… top-kitteh wuz think “yeh! i getz ridez!”… top-kitteh thinkz him is alwaz top-kitteh evn wen is under-kitteh.
O an dat top-kitteh iz William and da under-kitteh is Norman.
kittehfyte in 3…2…1…
Kitteh baskit now in 1…2…3…peeces.
Mai fafahrit bed
Iz teh won yur sleepen en
Ai can has spoonen?
luuks moer liek skwishin tu me!
Cat-like skwishing detected.
ohai catena! dats a grayt pome yu rotid! ***clappity clappity***
thx!
Iz nawt twu kittehs, iz wun kitteh dat sprowtid annuder hed. Awbviyuslee teh kitteh-bed wuz ovir waturd!
hmm, this bed is lumpeh.
iz liek prinsiss an teh pee, extreeme edishun
Akshully, rule shud be “All beds are my bed, speshully wehn somwun els is sleepin in it” aifinkso.
Teh grass in always greener in teh other bed.
*ponderz
I iz hazzing sekkund thotz bowt deh “smoke” ins ee dent.
oh luuk!
a shocky fayse! *sniff* ai missded u!
Mii tuu!! I lub deh googlee iiz.
(just bkuz I can)
Der REEEEEEEEEEL emow-tee-corms! Dey’re BAK!!!!
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YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
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haz ennybuddy towld owr Janet dat teh owld smileys r bak??
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shee will be SO happee!!!
Dooze wii still gotz da :monkey: ?
wayt…ai gotta trie dis…

o ai has a happee! no moar kreepy faysis!
:laff:
Ai rited 2 fank teh cheezes an dey sed dey aer glad we haz teh `rijinul wuns bakk too!
Of coarse. Is teh easy maintenance. Just mow once or twice a month and viola!
Even easier is to gets teh sheeps that u counts afore going to sleep to graze teh bedgrass for u.
No, of coarse not. I just counts them. I is not sure whut they does after I falls asleep.
*wonders if there is some connection to teh number of pizza boxes and emptified beer bottles I find scattered in teh living room every morning*
Heers teh ebidents
Hay! Just whut r ewe insinuating?
ROFLMAO!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHA!
baa-aaaaaa
An Irish fren tole me dat teh reeson Scots ware de kilts … is cause de sheeps can heer zippers. I’se nawt shir wut dat meens.
if sumwun else iz in it, taht must meen its teh bestest bed.
Jus like wif fuds. Whutever other-cat is eetin mus be lots better tehn whut I haf to eet, cuz other-cat is enjoyin it.
lol, owr two kittehs alwayz start owt wif tehms own bowls, tehn trade.
Ohai cheezfrens! Dis is jus a kwik drive-by “meow” to say ohai to awl da peeps in cheezland. Iz on vaykayshun an wil be bak next week, jus in tyme to c Dr. Tinyteefs…. oh well. For now – happytayle tyme!!!
*dansdansdans*
*pouncypouncypouncy*
*twirltwirltwirl*
oops – forgots one….
*nap nap nap*
ohai mitts!
bai mitts!
haz a nise vakayshun!
*hed spinz.
wha?? hoooo???
wuz dat a mitts I saw??
*Waivez gailee at disapeering cat wif superflouos toeziz
*enjoi enjoi enjoi*
Kitteh Rule #39: Iz dont care if u fed meh 5 minits ago, iz still hungreh.
OT, just too kyoot nawt to share. Deer bathes tabby:
Y cannt wii awl just getz alowng?
Phunneh parts:
When kitteh starts to mew (looks a liddel wurreed, but addikted to teh bath).
When deer reeches owt hoof to try to hold kitteh down, but duzzint reelly.
is berreh kyoot! I lubs it!
Thx fur sharing
awwww!! ifinkso teh kitteh likinged taht baff!!
WIN!!!!!!elebenty!!1!!! Teh wyldlief peeps iz full uv win fur wut dey duz…teh deer wins cuz hims bring keered fur adn teh kitteh wins ciz hims gettin teh best baff EBER!
Strypes- Awl rite Bambi, neggst ai warsh u! Erm….lemme goe git a step laddur, kay?
SPLORT! !
Arrrgggggghhhhh ! mai brayne is esploded!
Oh noes. Aym sorry! I forgot teh CHRG warnink.
WARNINK: This is extremely KYOOT! Pleez tayk reezunable mezhurs to ensure yor purrtekshun!
*sweeps up catslave’s braynes*
*puts em bak inna kranium, kwikly but neetly*
*noo CHRG, installed STAT!*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*gives catslave blankee with kittehs and deers onnit*
Cold drink?
Dibz awn teh tawp bunk!
Maaahm! Hii gut teh tawp bunk las tyme!!
Tew bahd! Ai cawled it nawt-sekkond Maaahm!!! U snooz u looz!!
Don mak mii com awp dere…
Rule #39: The world will supply you with free blankets.
Sorry Tony, dat mite be rool 40, aifink rool # 39 is awl beds is ur bed! Goes wiff #38!
only 4 off of rule 34!
cats rock!
cats rule in fact yesterday night my cat slept on my bed! lol
kitteh rule number 88 if the cat scratches you that means its hungry… and hyper.