
frank discovers the password to the tvs childlock
censor kitteh shudda blokked access.
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frank discovers the password to the tvs childlock
censor kitteh shudda blokked access.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder
An him gets a shokk!
conga rats Annie!
* bows*
*offurs a large tray ov cucumber sandwiches*
*balances a pitcher of iced tea awn hip*
Hop skip hop!
dans twurl dans!
jazz paws!!!
Conga rats do the dance for u!
Afternoon tea for silly brashuns?!?
Thx fur teh congrats, princessmu an Nennepus. Ai juss had lunsh, bud Ai can awlwais fyned rume fur a liddle sumfing moar!
Nawt Second!
LOL Shoot. too late.
Too layt =(
cant. b. unceen!!!!!!
Muss luk awai! Wut is sean cannut beh…
Knead sum brayn bleech — kwiklee-liek!!1!
wunder wut he’ll watch not-sekkund?!?
hot kittehs snorgling?
hot kittehs an goggies snorgling?
oar….Gawd furrbid….hooman snorgling???
oar hot burds snorgling???
:monkey: :monkey: muah! muah! kissy kissy!
awww, wen teh smilies wen bak tew teh old style wii lawst the munkee, taht wuz teh onlee noo wun ai lyked. ai haz a happee/sad
Ohai BF473! Ai did have a little sad twinge when ai reelized taht yu had lost your littlol monkee-fais. Well, at leest yur monkee smileys turned into words we can read so we know (retrospektivlee) what you meant. A lot of teh other commentz are gonna read sort of oddlee when tehy show us complaynin abowt teh fugly pixures taht arnt fuglee now. Confuzzling for teh many historians who doubtless will be poring over these timeless documents in teh centureez ahead. (Oar nawt!)
Mai iis! MAI IIS!!!! It buuuurnz!
*offurs a damp cloth to bluesfan*
whew! fanks Upfi, taht wuz a klose wun!
Juss doan’t lett himz onna intertubes!
kwik! pull teh plug!!
hey skwirlie! u got everyfing reddy fur the play today?
lol, I’m working on it!! I hope all teh cast shows up..
*frets*
I hasn’t seen two_kittehs or caramelchef lately….
ohai director skwirrl, here I iz
yay! my star, she iz here!!
teh show WILL go on!
how is u littlol star?
I iz gud, I wuz traveling this weekend and I still has a tired
I meeted LCB an Tribble on mai trip!
I saw a pickshure! Sounded liek u hads fun!
I did!, I mebbeh coming to Norf Carolina sum time, mah frenz jus mooved to Durham dis summah, her lubs it so far, her is in Durham
oh noes I repeated mahself,
oo, Durham is not sew far ackshully!
Ai is gettin into (bred)roll – OOOoooOOOaaaaAAA – hoas wus Ai, dahlink?
lovely, just lovely!!!
*ayrkiss*
Mwah! Mwah!
If nawt, we’ll just work around it. Aftur awl, is low budjit! U can’t eggs pecked mush ennyway.
thank CC!
Be assured that teh Deth Pebble is ready for her close-up….oh.wait – we can’t afford close-ups.
Just as well…then peeps won’t realize I’m just a rock with paint on it!
Iz U in a galaxy far far awai, or is U in lunar orbit?
Hmmmph.
Isn’t that a bit of a personal qwestion ???
oh noes deaf pebble is mad
Ai wunner ifn teh skwirrlee grrll has aneewun tu play teh Stormpoopurrs? (Stormtroopers ar tuu xpensiv)
Are u volunteering ??
Yus! Pew pew pew!!! Aarg aim ded!
Shuldint that be poo,poo,poo ???
ooh, awesum!
we mite has anotter FB peep doin that too, so there wud be two of u! which is prolly all we can afford.
and Ifinkso we were callin them ‘mild drizzle troopers’!
Can we rly afford “troopers”? They should be “mild drizzle security guards”
ai doan know why, but taht jes kills me. Pew pew pew. ai gliggol ebery time. HAI AFRICAT!
DragonWriter from FailBlog is going to be da Mild-Drizzle Trooper ta safes munnies two –
Cool! Ai likes DragonWriter!
teh catnina band iz warming up
♪♫ ppbblllzzzzmmmt ♪♫ ♪♫ ppbbllzmmmt ♪♫
♪♫ ppbblllzzmmmt ♪♫♪♫ ppbblllzzznmt ♪♫
OMG is this the amimal shows I keeps hearin about!
Ai think he just faond teh diskuveri chanel…
we calls it ‘Teh Bug Seks Chanlol’
OOoooohhhhh Buggie Seks — sounds Hrm, weel itz soundz – I haf no idear howz big seks soundz — butt it obveeusly luks scarwy … must bee an
Aphid wif a Bee?
Beetol wif a Flee?
Cukearoachie wif a Fly?
D…
Dragginfly wif a Flutterby?
Erfwurm wif a Gwasshawpper?
Flee wif a Moff?
G…..
Gwasshopper wif a ladeeburd?
Hunnybee wif a moskweetoe?
Inseckt wif a spyder?
J…
Japaneez beedel wif a mileeepeeed
Kokrotch wif a wudlowsse
Lokust wif a wosp
M….
Mozkeetoe wif a Moff?
Norfamerikan Waddur Bug wif a non-araknid?
O Jerusalem Cricket wif a Katydidnt
Praying Mantis fiw a Heathen Mantis ?
Qwikrunawaiizabigbug wif a tyneebug?
R…
‘Raknids wiff spyders
Spyders wiff ‘Rachnids
Ticks wiff deer
Q…
oops, um, I mente to sey ‘U’
Undikobered bugs wif diskobered bugs?
Vallee Nawtyungberree Longhornz Beetlols wif Velvit Antz?
Waddur bugs wif Wind Skorpeeons?
Xo skeliton bug wif invertibrate bug?
Yelolow jackest wif grasshawpers?
Zebwa bug wif webwerm?
Uromastyx viper
Viper wif a wolverine
wolverine wif a x-ray tetra
Y…
D8 wivvin ur speshees.
oar animlol planet…
Well dat took mii a mowmint tu catch awn! :blush:
Pairunts shud reely lurn tu maek teh passwurds moar difficult! *disaproofing luuk at pairunts*
Wut? U doan fink “password” iz a gud password?
Onistlee – no.
Jokinglee – iz teh bestest password deir iz, coz iz sow obvijus, dat ebrywun wil fink dat et iz tu eezy adn nawt trai et.
Sowwy 2 disapoynt u, but it iz teh nawt sekund wun bad mens trie.
*sighs dramatiklee*
Iz wye ai left teh soopir-hero-aginst-passwurd-abjoos-business. Nawt onlee wus teh pay awful, teh hours long adn teh naim waaaai tu lawng tu pronounce ebry tym, but teh demand jus bekame tu high tu keep up wif adn ai burnt awt.
*annuder dramatik sigh*
Such a waist…
den ai will twies 1 to free foar *dramaticlol pawse* faif!
Wunce, Ai had big jawb to print at Uknee verse city. An Ai fawlololed teh instgrustions an called it “” Wuz embararassed when had to ask four it an ree alized whut Ai had (nawt) done.
Hey! Wye mah emo nawt wurking?!
aifinkso itz : oops :
butt u cahnt hardlee tell itz posed tew be blushin
Yeah, wye dey changed teh emos? Ai laikt teh old wuns betterer!
I agree!!
We go on holidays – an dey be changing things in here – an not asking us if its ok!!!
Ohai Nennepus! Speekin uf holidais… Hao wus urs?
very gud! and yours?
Ai survived.
Oh yes! Fankyew bluesfan! Hao r u?
Ifinkso dat dats da fais furr wenz you pass da gased and nawt want eeny wun to no!!
Furr wn yous haz a “oops”
Is a bilt in deesine flaw. Iffen yew nawt want teh kidlets seein adult stuffs, yew hasta make a passwerd yer smartypants kids caint figgurs owt. Dat meens yewl nebber remembers it when yew wanna wotch a machure content show.
S’not troo! Iz eezyur den u fink! Jus frow in a fjew numbers adn dates wif letters adn iz pretty mush fort knox!
I wuz a hippy inna sixties. I can barely remember my initials and birthday or meybe the last 4 digits ob my SSN. Are dose good choices fer passwerds?
Maek a combo uf sentimental adn/oar useful stuff dat yule remembur. It helps iffin et iz sumfing dat u kin connect tu urself, but which iz nawt dat obvious. Fur ekzamplol: Taek ur highskool niknaim (cricket) adn teh yere u wuz born (1947) adn voila – cricket47; Oar ur faivrit kulir (green) adn ur faivrit number (8) – green8; Oar iffin u feel dat stuff will b tu eezy tu figyur awt, frow in an ekstra number oar wurd – green47cricket.
Oar sumfing laik dat. Et wurks fur mii.
Ai hope dat halps!
I jinerally uses a catname plus mah birf yeer. Or if it ahsta be chaged ever 90 days, I makes the seeson or teh munth part of teh passwurd – like xxxxspr09. Tehn I can chagne it wifout repeeting.
In mai orifice, ai luks out of windoe and uses wot ai sees, butt (snerk) chainge letturs around – like garden fence becums farden gence. Den ai adds wun numbur and teh saim numbur wif Shift key like 5% or sow.
Ai haz 2 fabritz, wun iz mai hart goggie’s naym adn teh uvver wuz mai address in 1980. Den ai juss chanjes dem upz a bit.
Hey, dat’s a nifty wun, ai haz tu remembur et!
hee imediutlee regretz it
ohai plasticat! iz Eva teh Diva treetin u rite?
yups, shii be!
Ooo oo, I noez teh ansurr tuu!!!!!!!!
Reeses Pieces!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gnu eet!
Naow Frank, ai keep tellin u that iffen u sit sew cloze tew teh tv ur iis wil stai bugged owt lyke that!
Dis cat iz nawt Frank, iz Franks goofy brudder Barney. Barney Google, wiff the goo goo googley eyez.
*luuks arownd wildlee fer teh wife free tymes hiz syze*
Iz nyce to know dat whin I frow owt an obskure ref I kin rely on BF473 to catch it. On de udderhand I hab no cloo ennemore if muh refs are obskure because BF473 nebber missis. I’ll hasta scrape de bottom ob muh brane to see I kin find wun dat’l stump her.
Dat wuz obskure enuff four me, didn’t ree call 2nd lyne. Iz wun for (ahem) mature peeps!?
old fartz
Barney Googlol iz nawt sew mush obskure as…hmm….hao tew sai tihs wif a taktfull… oh da heck wif it! OLD!! Laik meh
ai admitz, mai mynd is a fownt uv teh trivia. Ai cahnt eber bemember aneefing impawtint cuz mai braynium is filled up wif sawngs & cartoonz an stuffz ai haz nawt reely anee uze fer butt cahnt seem tew fergit!
Az far az Barney Google goez, erm….ai nawt shure wat teh cheezpeeps reakshun tew this wil bee……Letting meh sai taht it wuz a lawng tyme ago, tymes wuz nawt atawl PC sew wuz nawt considerered bahd er insultin tehn, an certainlee wud neber happin todai….
wen ai wuz bery yung mai dad belawnged tew a fraternil loge an tehy wud put awn minstrel showz an Barney Google wuz wun uv teh sawngs tehy sang. *ducks in caise uv throwed roks er termayters*
izznt taht gonna hurtz Judson?
Nooee! Nawt tu stumpee mai frend BF! O, teh huje manatee1
only yer pryde muh fren, onli yer pryde. Wus dee horses name Sparkplug?
Wen teh horsies ran taht dai, Spark Plug ran teh uvver wai, hee hee
Ai am shure u cahn stump meh noe porblem. Sumtymes ai KNO ai kno sumfin but cahnt drag it intew teh lite.
I hates win dat happens, an den inna midlol ob de nyte wen Ise inna bafroom I rememers and by den is mush too lait.
Wow…didin tink dat wuz anuh–anno–dat u kuld bendz dat wai…
Plz put on some pants
kthx
Hot Kitteh fud stashun. twemmy-foor hrs a day of hoomins opinnning canz off kitteh fud.
Down’t even need pikturs…audio uv can opener wuld suffice!
Nauw ai reeahliez
Teh meenen awf wat ai lahst
Dat dai at teh vetz
Holie ceeling cat! I didnt noe that cud bend dat way!
Where’s the gnu LOL? Ai’m awl reddy for teh low budjit produckshun! Ai fought it was on nao?
Ai fink teh lo bujjit lol is teh nekst wun affer teh wun dat shud haz been 20 minnits ago!
Ai hope u is rite cos than ai can go hoam! Ai is still at wurk … and ai still has nawt answered ur last mail.
Dass OK!
anni is rite, fanks anni!
but oh noes… lols off skedule again, cats n gods living togetther….. ?
how am I sposed to put on a produckshun??
*faints*
*unfaints*
my lysdexia, let me show u it!
*refaints*
Aktually.ai thot cats & gods were teh sayme thing!!
** gets owt smelling salts **
Oops..hey! Who put cayenne pepper in heer agin ??
Clouded, the future is.
Funny,you do talk!
Okai….how yu bii tellen teh ahpkomen LOLz?
Kthxbai
Oduh…mebbe unda teh ‘upcoming’?
*hangz stoopee hed*
i fotted it wuz sposed to be teh 9 a.m. LOL? but yor right, tehr shuld hab been anovver LOL up a howr an a haff ago!! *rings hands, hopes ICHC iznt borked*
*AHEM* Sunny is beddur. Lawts beddur an Dr Tinycat sez Sunny’s test ar gud 2. *WHEW* Feevur down. Eeting & drinking. Nao ifn Ai cud get Tiem Warner wud werk! Cattailss’ Hubbeh left thare pyooter an nawt werk well. So wi knoes is modem an nawt pyooter. {{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}}
Glad 2 heer dat! Hoep he keaps doin well!
O taht iz gud nooze!! {{{{{KCT an Sunny}}}}}
*hedbats Time Wurmer*
O ai em be-in soe hapi fur yu adn Sunny!
AI is bery glad to heer it! Ai hopes to write u anovver mail today or tomorrow, k? Ai sends u schmoos and hugs!
*duz da happi Sunny dansdans!*
*joins wif BDM in teh happy Sunni dansdans*
{{{KCT, Sunny and Inky}}}
Thank heavens! Glad tu heer teh gud nuws!
Fank u! Ai dint sleep foar lawts! Ai puts teh water in front of himz an gibs him fuds wen he wanted. V-E-T sed dat a lawt uv kittehs get bad upper rispitory infections. Lubs 2 awls!
{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}} {{{{{{{Sunny}}}}}}}
yay!! i’m glad to heer sunny iz doing better! hedbats time warner, mebbee tehy kan come giving yoo a noo modem? wen my movver-in-law wuz habbing trubbles keepign her internets on, she finally called qwest (not lolspeek, tahts reelly how its spelled) an tehy gibbed her noo modem an now it wurks fine.
Oh, relief! So glad Sunny is better!
My kitteh-induced gray hares … let me show you them.
{{{{KCT and Sunny}}}} Dansdansdanstwurlspin!wifahappytayl!
oh YAY! YAY!
Oh noez!
Fluffy duz Dallas Fuds. LOK DEM CHANNELS FOAR YUNG KITTEHS!
is it just me or does that cat look blind????
So shud ai pop mai popcormz yet?
I goez ta seez mii Matt — sew i gonnna miss da wunerfull produkshioun — butt I luks forwerd ta reeding da funneh stuggz wen i getz bak an i willz hab a upper date furr yous awl!! Buy Buy!
{{{EM & Matt & all de famblee, furry and udderwyse}}
Ohai cheezfrens!
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Ai has a happitayl ‘nownsmint!
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Ai has a teechifyer posishun offer! Fur elebentee munees! An lotsalotsa benemifits, tew! Dis beh the berry gud! Ai has big happitayl!
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Plz tew joyn meh in sillibraytin mah gud gnus! Cheezburgers and noms and bebrajez and nip fur awl!
Moar happi dansdans wif BDM! U wil be an egg salad teechir, aifinkso!
Yay fer u!!!! Congaratshoolayshuns!!
*happitayle dans dans dans*
yippe BDMom!!!!!! twirly, twirly, tappity, tappity, floofy paws inna air! tail a-shakin, twiry, twiry. CONGA RATS tew u! ai haz a beary beary happee fur u!
Lossa congratshumalayshuns, BOM – u dezerb it `coz u haz werked hard fur it.
yay!
** happy dans happy dans happy dans **
Congratmulations!
Fangsyew, muchlee! Ai has berry big egg sited!
ai nawt kno wat iz goin awn wil the lols but ai gotta skampur awf. Gud luk wif teh LBP!!
omg so funny i bet the password was fishcat
Please, no X rated cat pictures and vids. I do not want.
meeeeooooowwww wuv dat funzy tv’s
LoL. Oh no, he must be seeing one of those terrible horror films where they pick on kittehs.