Here is da Church an Here is da Steeple Open it up… And nom all da Peepul!!!
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*CHOMP* Ai luv dose buks by Herriott.
Ai thort it wuz !awl creechers grunt an smell”
LOL, annipuss!
*grunt!*
*sniff*
Ohai Ambercat! U iz at da tawp uvva ty wif KCTailkinker! Watt wood U 2 liek 2 nom 4 sillybrayshuns? (n doan sez unelebenteed bred n wyn…
)
ell, Ai has juss put som chowbattah in teh oben, to warm, an Ai’s gawt som dippity-dip – Ai’s shor tehre’s enuff to go rownd!
K den — chowbattah (w/dd) 4 evvywunz!
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Butt (!) I gess we iz nawt spowsta dansdansdans n cherch…
Yu is goin to teh rong cherch! Corse yu can danse – am amek a joyful noyse to teh Lord: that’s in teh bybul, so it muss be ok!
I b noein it b ‘K, cuz ur rite it IZ inna Bybul! I wuz jess maykin teh sillee kawmint…
Add a liddel barbekue saws, and basement cat noms them awl!
P.S. Yoo kant always tell a basement cat by teh kullur!
I gess Basement Cat can haz purr-pet-chew-all barbecue daown dere…
Congaratshoelaces, Ambercat! Wii must celurbrayt wif amazeeng noms.
(Sorry, I’m out of practice at LOLspeak. DX)
yor lolspeek luks gud to me!
LOLspeek; nawwt LOLspeek – hoo cayrs so lawng as we is nyse to eechudder an havvin funs?! walkom bak, Aster!
8D Wewt~ Partay for the kittehs! *conga line?*
*gits behynd teh conga-rats*
*one-too kick*
*one-to kikk*
Does to me as well. I’ve been here at ICHC for at least 3 months, and mine is still pretty bad. Here’s my version of your comment to prove it:
kongratulashunz, ambercat! We must celurbratez wif amayzin nom.
See?
i not seez anyfing rong wif taht
The gud thing is dere is no wrong or rite in lolspeak. It’s a win-win situashun! U either writes plain ingrish – is ok. U mayk typoes – is ok. U rite lolspeek as u like – is ok. Hooray!
lyke ai tolded mai sistur — it IZ a langwidge — but it iz yooneek amung langwidges, bcuz dere aren’t reelee enny roolz!
teh kitteh noms them all??
*CHOMP*
Deer CC — 4 watt I iz abowt 2 nom let me b troolee fankful…
Deer CC n Himz ceelinglee hoast,
Let us C hoo kin nomz da moast.
Anom!
Lord halp us! We is being eeten! Anom . . .
An deh steepull is bein uzed as uh toofpik!
An tihs is fur nawt lettin me get in teh crib, wiv teh behbeh jeezus at crissmuss!
Cheezez twice! Iz a cat! Qwik, hide in teh church… oh wate, dat’s not gonna wurk, izzit?
I lubs dese, cruncheh owtside and chewey inside.
is teh produkshen still going to be at 3 p.m.? is taht Eastern Standard time?
Hmm, Ai is a lidl confuzzled; tihs LOL is at a nawt-nermal tym – hoo knose wot mite happen in firty mins…..!
I wuz wundrin bowt dat maisef. I hoapz da “Understudy Tiffs” iz steel gunna happinz…
ai fink it will – it may just habs to happen on this LOL, dat’s awl.
Eesturn Daylite Tiem, akshullee — 22 minnitz frum nao.
Sowwy. Standard Tiem vs Daylite Tiem iz a pet peev uv mine.
*slinks away*
yesh, ifinkso it wuz skedyoold for 3 pm Eestern time, 12 noon Pafisik time, 9am Cheeztime, 8pm TTI time. so on teh nekstst LOL, weneber it happens, i guess.
Unless dey duz anuvver lol rite away, ai wud sugjest going ahead on dis wun… uvverwise it mite be waiting until 3pm pdt.
ai sekkund dat moshun.
Saynkshoowerry!! Saynkshoowerry!!
♪♫ ♪♫ “… I mus fynd a plase to hyde. A plase for me to hyde…” ♪♫ ♪♫
♪♫ ♪♫ “Can you find me soft asylum, I cant make it anymore, the man is at the door” ♪♫ ♪♫
Ai wuz gonna add sum lyrix from The Cult’s “She Sells Sanctuary,” but teh werds rillee donut seem to meen ennyfing. Ai liek the musik, but neber realized teh werds wuz so dum.
The lyrics to the Door tune are at leest as laym but I liked them when I wus a teenager.
I wuz akshullee finkin moar uhlawng da lynz uv “Hunchback of Notre Dame”…
Datz a gud sowndtrak. Ai will haz to lissen to it layter today.
“anything too stoopy to be said, may be sung.”
wun uv lyfe’s trooisms.
Tess! wut is you doin? we may need you to play a part!! go downthred and jump in, plxthxomcc
oh noes! ai hadda wurk on mai traffik tikket deefense letter thingy. ai misseded it!
*SOB*
oh, is stoopy. policemen sits and wayts when they knoes traffik will be backed up (right when school lets out) — then every time teh light changes, they pull lotsa peeps over for crossing yellow lines to get into the left turn lane.
At $336 per tikket, apparently iz wurth having THREE officerz do “enforsement” every day, as opposed to changing teh tyming onna lites oar sumfing proactiv liek that… *eyeroll*
Wut iz dis lol doin heer at dis tiem uv day?
Iz dey tryin to throw off teh produkshun?
Ai tolded mah huzbin about “Understudy Tiffs” and sugjestid dat he pop in to see iffin himz bored atwerk. Aifink him thot ai wuz a littlol kookkee. Itz kinda tuff to explain LBT produkshuns to pplz nawt familiar wif the concept — and nawt in riting but in purrrrrsun.
Ooh, beeyooteemus tortie kitteh-zilla! Muss nawt luk! Wehere be mai CHRG(wdoi)? Hurree adn find it….russlerussle….ohnoes! SPLORT!!
o, mi, Mezzomom … this be a busy day to splort! Dere’s burfdays and the-a-ter happening … I’ll do my best. Just sign this release form, as I am not a licensed CCC operator …
** sweepy, sweepy Mezzomom’s brains into a neat pile **
** rinse, rinse, rinse the brains with pomegranate water **
** carefully place brains back into the brain cavity **
** snap headbonz bak in place **
** strap head with ducky tape (wdoi of Star Warz characters **
** snap on CHRG **
** Leads Mezzomom to splort recubbery lounge **
Now, rest for a while and watch the show. Don’t be looking at cute kitteh pitchurs for a while. Here’s some chocoate and a cool refreshing bevridge.
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy, sneeking in heer so i duznt interuptify teh “Understudy Tiffs” to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Sassykitten an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, red velvit caek, frooty party punch, iskreem, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif mini star wars legos, star krunch caeks, darf vader an choobakka boblolheds, an sparkly glo-in-teh-dark star wars stikkers!! (i just lubs it wen i haz a theem for teh day!) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
(hope teh linkee wurks, last time i tryed to do a linkee WP borkd it)
a berry maerry birffday 2 Sassy, an awl udders birffday kits, an a berry merry UNbirffday 2 teh rest ob us!
*noms kake mayde ob velvet and red*
*AHHH (I scream)*
UN-birfdai? Kumz joyn us onna nekst fred — we iz havvin uh mad T pardee!
*AHEM*
Is everyboddy reddy??
Is all my stars here???
ROLL CALL!
Aahz.. yesh
Two-K.. yesh
Ambercat… yesh
EEP… jd, caramelchef, eeck, whare you is????
Ai kant wayte tuu sea dis!
Sew … watt iz we gunna dew ifn dere iz noe pitcher at 3 oh-klok?
Ignoar it 2 teech WP a lessun!
Sowwy, Ai thort u sed iffn dere IS a lol at 3pm.
*Walks thru lobby wiff large wrapa round tray at waist*
Get ur noms awna stik heer!
Champers tew!
NOms awna stik heer
champers tew!
We gots shrimps , we got tuna bites, we got champers!
Gettem b4 teh show starts!!!
Champers onna stik? Wow! Ai’ll tayke tu, pleez.
* hands parrothead 2 stiks wiff glass globes at wun end full of Champane, the straw is attached*
*sneaks out to lobby and talks in quiet voice*
Hai, shrimps pleaze.
*wispers* heer u go! fankees~
fankees
*sneeks back to seat*
I wuld lyke sum shwimpees too, pleez. It turns owt we ar nawt paying teh kittehs hoo is being teh Ewoks enny munnies, and they is gitting kranky. I can has sum shwimpees to mollify them pleez?
*Hands gremlin elebenty shrimps awn sticks*
I rekomend removin teh stiks
Fangs, Mu!
*kwiklee removes sticks, runs downthred to feed hongry kitteh-Ewoks*
I’m here and ready,ms.skwirrl!
*has a big releef*
Can you be a deaf pebble AND Luke Airstumbler?
hay, i is luke, i got nommed by ICHC
teh band iz heer
♪♫ pffllbbtzzz ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbtzzz ♪♫
not qwite right *still tooning up*
♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫
ok, i’m here this better not get nommed
either yor ok, or i got nommed too.
seemz ok, but i got nommed A LOT. a leetle eerly in the game to looze a hand
iz taht wut happend? WP nommed it off?
oh yes, daddy didn’t get a chance to chop it like hee wantz i sure!
Ai wants u on mai side, sonny! chhhh chhhhh chhhh chhhh
i sayz to you daddy if ewez haz cakes i think about it. jeez you make too much pressure for thiz pretty young face. *gets wrinklez bad*
*applies anti-wrinklol cream*
There. chhhhh chhhh chhhh Ai ….. may….. habs…. cakes. chhhh chhh chhhh Come … over …. to …. mai …. side …. now!
k, sounz gud, *noms cake* yumm!!
*is somewhat surprised to see Abstract Luke eat the cake – when is the battlol scene, then?*
Doan b timptid bai da dark syd, Luke — iz berree timptin, but awl doze kalreez will goe strait 2 ur butt…
don’t worrie, ur face changes for teh next movie.
drive carefully now!
you’re here!
LUKE! where is ur father??
CHHHHHHere …..
*hands Darth eVader and Luke sparklers*
ok, now.. we need a battlol scene! Teh audience is fallin asleep!!
ohai dad, wuzup?
mebee he gotz nommed tew
Chhh chhh chhh chhhh
Luke! Ai …. chhhhh ….. is ….. chhhhhh …… ur …… chhhhh…… faver! chhhhh
Come …. over … to …. teh ….. darrk ………. side!
uhh, *thinz reeeeel hardz* hmmmm …. if ewz haz cakes I come over
*flutterz inwif caeks*
um, wut? iz i interrupting?
*throws burntout sparkler at burfday fairy*
Chhhh chhhhhhh chhhh chhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Don’t u dare ask him to come over to your side! IS nawt fair! Can’t compete wit a fairy and hur burfday toy facktoree!
*snort!* LOL!
iz heer! sawry ai wuz stukked in trafik!
OK>> we is going to start on thsi one since WP is being stoopy!!!
QUIET ON TEH SET
Ok everyone… lites plzthx!
*lites dim, and words scroll across the monitor*
A sekkund ago, on a thred just two lols away….
AHEM! WHARE is RC23DP2O???
OOOOooooAAAAooooaaaaaaOOOOO
*oops, sry, wus Ai twerly?*
no no, it’s ok… we is gonna have to rewrite on teh fly, ifinkso!
Amber, er, ai mean Chewy, u is gonna have to save Princess Leia! IF we can find her!
ohai I iz here
HALP, obi wan katobi, U is our only hope
ok…gets in that littlol cage, there. we cudn’t afford a hole prison
whut if I gets stuck in there
well we has a littlol can openur just in case!
hand-kranked, not electrifical
Ai can gibs it a try!
AAAAaoooooaaaaaOOOOOoo?
*Hao wus taht,Luvvy? Ai is tryin to bring owt hims sensitiff syd*
u doesn’t need method acting to play a wookie!!
just look hairey and keep makin tehose noises!
*harumph! Ai didunt get taht kynd ob treetmunt wen Ai werkd wiv Larry! Yu kno Larry? Larry Oh Livvy hay? Corse yu do – ebrywun knose Larry!*
yesh, he was a big ham!!
and ur a walkind sied of beef if u don’t get teh princess out of teh cage!
*hands Amber teh canopenr*
OOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOO*ouch! Taht fings sharp!*AaaaaAAAAA
*Sry, did Ai skayr yu? Luk – lifts maks – is me!*
Wai, u no has Han oar Luke?
OOOooooOOOOoaaaaa!
*Wus taht too lowd? Ai donut want to plai hims as a gressig wukkee*
sawree, I dun spekk wukkee…..
Han must be frozen in carbonite alreaddy.
pfft!
Hmmmm…… nao dats a situashun……
Iffn u wants a Han, Ai sipoz Ai kud do eet… Ai aren’t muchlee ub an akter butt…… Iffn yuu needz a Han, dat iz
(psst, ifinkso yoo iz it for now)
otay
(yor kyyo, i fink – in teh
cantinakwikkie-mart down teh thredLuke:
** grumble,grumble,grumble **
Stoopy chores,stoopy boring planet,NOTHING EVER HAPPENS AROUND HERE!!!
snerk
OoooaaaaaAAAAAoooooo
*an tehn tihs wun tym Ai wus awn teh bords wiv Larry….mumblemumblemuttermumble*
Luke:
Hey…this droid has a disk in it….
Look,Uncle Owen…”Greatest Hits of Lawrence Welk”
Aaahhhhh…we’re doomed!
Eeck! U can stop being Luke! Abstract from teh failbloggers has taken that part! Luk daon!
nooooooo, ai is luke…..
“hey…this droid has a disk init…
Look, Uncle Owen…”Greates Hits of…the Cranberries”
Aaaaaahhhhh….we’re in bliss
*taking up spare parts*
Oh, teh force is strong in this one!
♪♫ ♪♫ Dooyoo hafta, dooyooohafta leddit lingerrrr ♪♫
Oh Ai lubs tihs wwun! Oops, sry; ahem:
OoooaaaaAAAAaaaa
Are Not Laptop Droid:
*grabs kitteh toyz to speak lik droyd*
*beep beep jingle whistle*
[that tickles]
Are Not Laptop Droid:
*plays back old VHS recording of I Dream of Jeannie*
Chhhh chhhhhhh chhhhhhhh
Be quite! Ai habs nawt created u to whine! Dere is no cheeze to go wif it on teh dark side!
Luke! Stai ‘wai frum da dark syd — U can haz awl da cheez U wont (n cheezburgers 2) ifn U stai heer!
*lights sparkler and attacks Yodi-Aahz Kittobeh*
Ai …. will … killify …. u!
I dun seddit b4 n I’z gunna sezzit agin:
“Ifn U kilz me ded, I iz akshullee gunna b moar powrful den U kin majinayt…”
*pokes Yodi wif teh burnt-out sparkler*
Ai don’t beleeves u! Die, Jedi, die!
*sparkler burns out*
*With Darth eVader’s poke, Yodi-Aahz Kittobeh disappears, leaving only a robe, a burnt-out sparkler, and some tuna-flavored Jedi kitteh treats*
ai is luke
here ai is
Oh,good!
Now I can concentrate on one role!
or U can has 2 cinnamon buns instead
ffurs deff pebble the buns on her head
Deth Pebble:
** pffftt **
What would I want with buns,you silly girl!
And what’s with that white sack you’re wearing?
Get a stylist!
*jeesh*
I knoz, I will demandz a stylist fur mah neggst roll.
Chhhhh come chhhhh over chhhhh to chhhh teh chhhhhhhh dark chhhhhh side, Luke! We … has …. cookies!
ooooohhh, cookies!!!! i’m sold, but, ai still wantz cake, and it better ba good one tew!!
chhhh sawry chhhh ai chhhh only chhhh chhhh has chhhh cookies chhhh low chhhh budjit chhhh u chhhh noes?
oops, i said a nughty word, but i has to go now. some body come be luke for me
Death Star…errr…Deth Pebble:
I have a gigantic hypermatter reactor!!!
Or….I am propelled by a propane tank!!
Actually…I have a couple of pop-rocks at my core!
can Uz destroys a planet? or mebbeh an asteroid since we is low budjit?
Deth…thingy:
I have an energy superlaser capable of completely destroying Alderaan!!
Maybe…I have one of those laser tag guns capable of destroying the largest shopping mall on Alderaan!
Okay…I have one of those laser pointers and I’m going to drive the cats of Alderaan crazy !!!
** points laser at wall **
Chhhh chhhhh chhhhh chhhhh
Yeah!!!! Show dem teh power of teh dark side!
*leaps at laser dot; krashes into wall; falls onto flor, stunned*
I feltid uh grate disterbuntz n da Fors — as if uh kazillyun kittehz jumpted 4 uh laser dot onna wall awl at wunst, n nokted demseffz owt…
Or as if wun reelly hyooj orinj kitteh nokt itself owt over a laser dot!
*turns and sees kamra behynt me; suddinly gitz a wurried luk*
Say, duz chasin this laser dot mayk mah butt look phat?
Ur booteh is purrfeckt and I lubs deh stripey tail 2
*luks at other Mild Drizzle Trooper*
Dese are nawt teh droids we’z lukking fur.
Move along!
AAaaaaaaAAAaooooooOOOOOO
*wunnerful delibbery Luvvy! An Ai lubs wot yu has dun wiv yur costyoom!*
C da powr uv da Lite Syd uv da Fors? I nawt ebben hafta sai watt I wontz dem 2 sai, n dey sezzit ennywaiz!
Chhhh chhhhh chhhh chhhh chhhh
Don’t u dare come back wifout the droids Ai will cut ur supply of poo poo ammunishun
*ooh, taht’s a nahstee eez yu has tehre. Has yu gat ass ma? R yu well enuff to go awn, d’yu fink? Ai meen, Ai can taek ober if yu lyk, Ai know awl teh lyns…..*
*threatens Ambercat wif burnt-out sparkler*
Chhhh Don’t chhhh make chhh me chhh come chhhh over chhhh there!
***RC23DP20 rolls upadn noks Darth eVader in teh shins***
speekin inna cheezee TTI aksint- **tayk taht yu big brute!**
rolls arown inna sirkel…**beep-beep-boop-beep whissel**
*hops around on one leg, holding the other*
Chhhhh chhhhhh chhhhh chhhhh
Ai …. will …. habs …… u ….. dismantloled ….. and …. melted!
oh deer oh deer! ***rollsawaiwifakwikniss***
sew whatz, i gots a large hauldron collider. how’s taht for ya?
*GASP*
we can’t afford that!
*takes large hauldron collider, sends it back to teh collider store, gives abstract a P-shooter*
where is Obi Wan Katobi?
oh, hey, i built a light saber from a flashlight and colore saran wrap. are you proud? oh, and i have to go now as i said beofre. pumpkin time. loves you all cheeze peepz see you tomorrow!
bai bai! fank yoo for playing wif us! finkso yoo gets nom ‘n’ ated for a oskar! or mebbee a frank. or *chekks budjit* a ralph?
See you, abstract! Was nice (inter)acting with you!
izit time for teh band yet?
culdnt afford a band or a cantina so iz wun guy wif a weerd-luking nitted hat standing in frunt ob teh Milwaukee’s-Have-T-Make-Do cooler at teh corner kwikkie-mart, making thoze noyzes wif himz armpits:
♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫
♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫
♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫
♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫
♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫
♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫
♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫
♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffllbbt ♪♫
I got elebenty cases of warm milwaleys plest.
ooh, i gets it *finally* tahts eben cheeper!
*wipes tee off monitor*
(wuz LCB’s sugjestion, i had same reakshun)
hey, whaat do ai spozed to beez doin herez beeing Luke?
Hazzint yoo seen te movies? Fall in lub with yor sister! Then turn her over to Han. Then sayve teh whirld, meet yor fadder, and retire a rich and successful old Jedi – living lyke a king in Patagonia!
*pssstt! gremlin! dass teh grate pyret roberts, innit?*
*whispurs bak* Well, I lyked giving poor Look a bettur ending than he ackshuly gitz in Star Warts! Yesh, yoo is rite!
Can’t halp mahself! *showts owt* INCONCEIVABLE!!!!! *luks imbarrist, luks away*
“U keap yoozin dat werd…”
.
Waytaminit — rong moobee…
g’ nite wesslee, sleep wells, eye’ll moss lykely kill yoo in teh mournink!
“I’ll hafta gitz me anuvver jyint.”
“Doan dew dat…”
Luke, doan let loox diseev U — summa da bestist pylitz n da galiksee hayng owt at dis kornur kwikkee-mart.
*sigh* wp keeps nomming teh band
♪♫ pffffflllbbbbt ♪♫ ♪♫ pffflllbbtt ♪♫
♪♫ hhhmmmzmz ♪♫ ♪♫ hhhmmmmzz ♪♫ (parrothed lettd me borrow her harmonika)
**beep-beep-boo-beep…Ai sez..wut IZ we gonna du?**
ifinkso rite now yoo an luke an obi wan katnobi iz supposed to be meeting han so low an hires himz millenyum falkon. er, catches a taxi wif him. er, borrows himz scooter. (chekks budjit)
Oh mai! Oh deer! We kant pawsiblee awl fit awn teh skooter! **sirkel sirkel sirkel**
mebbee kan also borrowings himz skatebord an get pulled by teh scooter wif a rope?
ai wuz finkin a wagun?
hooz teh fastest runner to pulling teh waggon?
Mii!!!!!!!! Ob corse, Ai meenz, kum awn! *krookid smilol*
*hands luke teh rope*
okay, evreebody on bord!
Wai fore Luke getz rope? Hmph!
*az Han(justin Case)*
Shurr wii kan!
evreebody pull in yor tummy an hold yor bref!!
finkso yoo iz going to make it?
Uhhhhh…… Wayte!!!!!! Ai haz tuu go tew teh baffruum! *runz awf set nda dissapeers*
Dere U iz!
We kneadz 2 hyr U 2 pylit uh skooter 2 Alderaan … er, da video arkayd. Noe kargoe — jess me n da boi n 2 droydz…
…well, mebbe sum cheezburgerz n elebenty kaysiz uv milwaleys plest
Hmmmm….. nawt shurr meh skootur kan tayke it… butt lets hav a goe enneeway!
Oh, n wyle ur wif mii, u callz hur teh Decade Old Turkee! I lubs dat skooter…….
ok now, kan it going warp speed?
bakwards yeah………
down a hill
Ifn U sez “wiffa taylwind” we iz gittin anuvver skooter!
I nebber can haz heerd uv da Decade Old Turkee. Izzit uh speedee skooter?
Yesh iz speedee! Eet teh skootur dat mayd teh chikkin run in less den twelve yeers!
We will taykz a ryd awn ur skooter 2dai 4 wich we will gladlee payz U Toozdai…
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I meen, we will payz U 2 cheezburgerz 2dai, n elebenty win we gitz 2 da video arkayd.
people taste like rosbif!
Razznfrazzn, will u let me in or wot? Don’t maik me angree!
Ah, dat’s bettur. *assumes haughty posture*
*narrows eyes at darth evader*
you has turned WP to teh dark side, ifinkso!
O rly? I thotted it wuz awlriddee dere…
Chhhh chhhhhh chhhhh chhhh
His … skillls …. Yoda … has … lost chhhhhh
Doan evade da ishoo, eVader — U can haz lost, cuz U cheetid n gottid da dark syd — da Cliffs Noatz vershun uv da Fors
chhhhh chhhhh chhhhh chhhhh
ai …… do …….not …….. noes ………. dis …….. Cliffs…… Noatz ……. but ……….. u ……….. is ………….. dead ……….. soon.
I naw b finkin sew — c beloe…
oh DERE u is!!
pfft. ACTORS!
*pushes yodi-aahz up
thredstage*Doan b teh blaymin ME — WerdPoopz b nommin mai kawmintz!
Hi! I’m the Death Star! I’m a battle station several hundred kilometers in diameter!
Or…I’m the Death Starter Kit, which is a model of a battle station several feet in diameter!
Okay,really…I’m the Deth Pebble,which is a small rock painted to look like a battle station!
I will wreak havoc on you all!!
No U cannotz does dat, I has taken photos of you deth pebble, We will destroy Uz before Uz can destroy us.
:Uploads the schematics of deth pebble into a memory stik an uploads it
to mah laptop, R2D2
Deth pebble:
Well,my only flaw may be this huge equatorial trench many kilometers in length!!
Actually,it might just be a divot several feet in length!
Okay,fine…it’s a scratch on my surface!
** sniff **
aaaww pooh fing, it be ok..
come here I gibs U hug
*blows whissel*
No fraternization between teh deth pebble and teh princess! kthx, tayk 2!
Whaddayoo think this is, sum kynd of a LUV storeh??
Luv storeh, where is mah leading man?
:swoons
Hey…keep it together here!!
Love Story was LAST month’s production!!
Somebody better start firing some lasers here or our audience is gonna walk out!!!
OK, yor wish is mah command!
*gives kittehs dresst as Eboks lasers to fire at Eeck*
Sorry, that wuz Ewoks!
*pew pew pew!* Lukowt, Eeck!
*Chewy swings in awn handy hangin cabul fingy*
OOOooooOOOOAAAAaaaaa
*ooh, Ai fink Ai’s pulld sumfink, no rly Ai donut fink Ai can straytun oop!*
*offers Chewy a hot pad and a good stiff drink*
we can’t afford lasers!!
*hands out sparklers to everyone*
*Ewoks start throwing sparklers at EEck, whose owtfit katches fyre*
Awwww…lukkit the cute little….
**ahem ** I mean….
You cannot defeat me….my large gravitational field is equal to those found in orbital bodies much greater in size !!!
Uhhhh…or,it is as powerful as a huge magnet !!
Okay…it really has all the magnetism of Brad Pitt on a bad day.
***THUNK*** Oh bother… it seems teh Death Pebbles magnetism has rendered meh yoosless. Halp meh Master Luke! Ai promise ai’ll let teh wookee win next tym!
(as C3PO)
You’re standing there in pieces while I’m having delusions of grandeur!
Oh, wait…
(sorry for the eventual double post, didn’t realize i couldn’t change my name…)
ms b – that’s okay, the other post will probably never show up.
um, that’s ackshully a LOT
*Oh Ai kno juss hao yu feel! Butt(!) Ai kno tihs wunnerful dyut – awl yu has to do is replayse wun meel a dai wiv Cheezbrgrs….or mebbe it’s yoggurt…or praps cheezbrgr flayvurd yoggurt….enneewai, it’s simply mahvellus! Patrik Styooart dus it awl teh tym an yu canute denye he luks fablus!*
AAAAAHHH!!! No hugging the Deth Pebble!!!
I will put up my powerful Force Field !!!
Ummm…or I will hide behind one of those silvery screens people put in their windshield!
Errr..actually,I’m just gonna wrap myself in Saran Wrap.
Mai …. Deth …. pebbble …. is …. unhuggable! …. Ai …. repetes ….. UNHUGGABLE!!!
*lights new sparkler*
*lights another sparkler*
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U iz ownlee uh masturr uv ebil, Darf
cchhhh chhhhh chhhh chhhh
So wot? Ebil rooles!
*crosses sparklers with Yodi-Aahz Kittobeh*
**Bzzt!!** **Bzzow!!**
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U kaynt win, Darf. U kilz me ded, I iz akshullee gunna b moar powrful den U kin majinayt…
And INDESTRUCTABLE !!!!
Bwahahahahahaa !!!!
Hey,wait….what are those flying thingys coming towards me??
Chhhhhh ai …… willl …… purrteckt ……….. u!
*throws paper planes like mad*
**lowers self awntu Luke’s wagon tu halp navigayt fru teh Death Pebble** Ai sez, yu shud go tu teh left Mastur Luke!
Uh oh……
Save me,Lord Vader !!!!!
*throws more paper planes*
Ai …. tries!
cchhhhhhhhhhhh chhhhhhhhh chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Deth Pebble:
KABLOOOOMMM !!!!
Blarg…ai are ded.
Tu teh rite Master Luke! Nao teh left! Nao loop-de-loop tu fro teh tye-booteek-fiters awf!
Hello?
Already ded !!!
Whare haz u been ??
sumhao yoor kommint wer nawt der wen ai postifyed mines… but ai sawr taht aftur adn iz doing a dansdansdans down teh fred wif teh ewoks
Luke — Yooz da Fors …
…
Akshullee, yooz da fyrkrakkerz lefted obber frum da Forf uv Joolai — dey boomz deff pebblolz purdee gud…
*rydez skootur in*
Oh, R we still rollin? Ai thort we’d finishd; ebreewuns gorn ober teh rode fur larst orders- Skwirrlgrrls byin! Myns a G’n'T! Ennewai, fillums isn’t lyk reeeel aktin, lyk awn teh stayj an evryfink; lyk taht tym Ai wus in teh West End (Brordwai, in Merkah), ob corse it wus onlee a wolk-awn part butt(!) lyk Daym Judee awlwais sez “Tehre R no smawl parts; juss smawl aktors!” Lyk taht Tom Croos; “tynee” is nawt teh werd! Commin, Darlings?
Buttt… buttt … ai hasn’t killed Obi-wan-Kenobi yet! And ai needs to chop off Luke’s arm, nah, low bujjit, finger? Pffft, finger nail will do. Ai’ll clip it.
ohai Ambercat. ai iz thinkin dat mostest of teh audiance haz moved on to the next LOL. Shall we meet there and continue or iz taht a “CUT and PRINT”?
Heer, datz prolly moar liek uh “CUT and PASTE”
Mwuahahahhaa !!! Coff, hack, hack Chhhhh chhhhhh chhhhh Nebber!!! Wot do these urthlee fings concern me? chhhhh chhhhh
U shud gedda doktor tinycat to look at that nasty coff of yours
Chhhh chhh chhhh chhhh
Quiet! Hand ovah teh photos of my deth pebble! Or else!
or whut is U gonna do, coff some more?
Ai will MAYK u obey me!!! Bwaahahahya coff coff chhhhhhhhhhh
2K! She is yor faddeh . . .
*consults skript* Um, mebbe nawt . . .
No rly, yu shud get taht lukked at – shall Ai taek teh cole skuttle off yur hed?
*stern look* NOES!!!! chhhh chhh chhhh chhhh
*Harumph! Onnistly, sum peepul – carnt taek dyrekshun, yu kno! Mynd yu, Ai sai “dyrekshun”; taht skirrlgrrl cudnt dyrekt traffik. Ai isin Ekwitty, yu kno!*
*wispers* Aifinkso teh skwirrlgrrl has toadalee losted conrol ob tihs porduckshun!
(habbing control wuznt in teh budjit, im afrayd)
*It wasunt lyk tihs wen Ai wus wiv teh RSC! (R</b<illy Sh*t Cumpnee)*
I thot U wuz in Royal Shakespear Companee
Ai am! Well, Ai <was, at leest Ai had a nawdishun, well Ai applyd fur a nawdishun, Ai meen Ai thort abowt applyin, Ai meen Ai wunse bort a coppee ob “Teh Stayj” (“Varyuty” in Merkah!)
Yu no kan has teh fotoes! dey be sayflee in mai memree banks adn yu no noes teh passwurd! ***wissels wif satisfakshun**
*runs in with a herd of kittehs, awl dresst up as Ewoks*
I has teh Ewoks here! *kittehs begins to dantz dantz dantz and partay*
OK, kittehs – awl together nao, kan yoo say Jub Jub?
**narrowz eyez at herd of kittehs** Yu guise know yure nawt awn salary, rite? RITE?
Jub Jub. Jub Jub.
Awwww…. I lubs teh ewojks, tey sew kyoot…..
(calling han so low, yoo iz needed in teh
kwikkie-martcatnina up teh thred!)*As Han So Low (cuz stoopee WP won let mii kommint az him)*
Ai art awn meh way!
OoooaaaaAAAAaOOOO*achoo! Sry, Ai is lerjik*OOooooAAA!
oh noes dese ewoks has pointeh enz, demz jus skratched meh
MEDIK!!!!
*passes owt allergy pills to teh lergik*
Salary? I duz nawt noes these detayls! They just sed bring sum Ewoks! Gud job, palinsc!
*leads a dantz with Ewoks; adds “no Ewoks wuz harmed in teh mayking of this produkshun” notiss to kredits*
*ahem* But we wishes we culd say teh sayme thing abowt Princess Leia!
*hands (2K) Leia a band-aid*
fanks gremlin! kitteh ewoks is deh cute
{fang u Gremmi. ai jes wanted to be a part of teh produkshun}
*whispurs* and it wuz VERREH realistik!
*whispurs bak* fangz u! ai always wanted to bee an actress {blushes demurely}
Kittehs: Jub Jub!! Hoochee Mama!!1!
*frows rocks adn stiks at teh deth pebble*
aifinkso teh death pebble ar ded! woohooz! ***WISSEL-BEEP-BOOP-BEEP-BEEP*** Oh fank ceeling cat we did it!
***starts doing teh robot wif teh ewoks***
thats horrid WIF A CHURCH!HONESTLY!
Hopez u iz bein sarctastik – im Christyun an ise shur Jeezuz iz laffin’.
[O noes! Iz teh tortusshel ub teh Apockalips!
]
Wud sumwun yewz teh haff-harted effurt alreadee?
WE MUST DESTROY THIS SATAN KITTEH THAT IZ NOMMING R CHURCH!
*sniff* teh band keeps getting nommed *sniff* *crai*
No, ai can sees it! Don’t cry, pweeze!
Shh, lunarmommy, I kin heer teh mewsik – is lubbley! Lyke sumthing owt of a dreem.
Eggsept for awl those weird kreechurs – they is moar lyke sumthing owt uf a nitemair!
**patz lunarmommmy, dat iz, patz teh band onna back** Du nawt crai! Wanna yewz mai harmonica? Pleez tu nawt put it unner yur armpit, doh.
oh, fank yoo
♪♫ hmmmzzz♪♫ ♪♫ hmmmmmzzz♪♫
wuz trying to make a sowndtrakk, but every time it gotted nommed.
Aifink Ambercat needs sum musterd 2 go wif her ham…..
*snerk*
And sum CHEEZ!!!!!
See? Dat wut happenz wen yooz baleevs in DOGMA!
sparkle sparkle
*clappity clappity* w00t! w00t! GRATE JOB!! u guise iz teh hilarious!!
*applauds*
Bravo! Encore!
“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this’
Anon.
More like “Devil kitteh devours all – No one is safe” – I so had a tortie kitteh (but long haired) that would have done something like this!
…i shur am cute 2 plot sumthin so ebil!
OMG! This kitty looks exactly like mine!! With the same yellow spot underneath her chin! Amasing!
That is a beautiful cat. Funny caption, but I’m just amazed at what a gorgeous cat that is.
doesz teh peepul has cheezburger flavourz?
Does anyone know what type of cat this iss? :<
it’s a torti! short for tortoiseshell…
my torti’s twin…all of the same markings!
The Maccabees = ~<3
LOL X i love that rymhe and u pimped it so good on ya HAHA nom all teh peepel HAHA!
Looks just like mine, too!! Whoever posted this pic, are youin Texas??
Looks just like mine, too!! To whomever posted this pic: Are you in Texas?