Mommmm, I think it’s time to
Mommmm, I think it’s time to clean tha fridge. Thers sumthing starin’ back at me!!!
while u iz in der, can u tell me if teh lite goz awf?
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taht iz wun kewl kitteh
an conga rats tu ewe jk2k – how bowt sum Tiramisu custard fur sillybrashuns – deres nuff fur awl.
Concatshoelaces on ur solo nawt sekkund, jk2k! Ai iz frantiklee werkin rite nao — so plz to forgive teh hastiness uv teh sillybrayshuns…
*puts owt a beeeg tray uv shwimp cocktail (wif sawce), a tray uv veggies & ranch dip, a bowl uv ceviche wif tortilla chips, a crockpot wif BBQ cocktail weenies, an a tray uv cut froot (wif marshmallow creem cheez dip)*
*hoeps sumwun else kin handle teh beverages*
*scampurrrs off to finish werk, takin a small plate uv noms on hur way owt*
oe NS, u alwais habz eggsellint sillybrashuns wif bestestist noms! fank yew berree much!
*gits owt teh fancee glassus foar ebberywun tew uze*
O….purttee glahs!
i assyoom teh shwimps an seveesh an froots haz not been in teh frij az long az teh fings in teh LOL.
mebbe teh ‘aiis’ in teh lol wer maekin shur teh seveesh an froots r ok foar teh gests…
Oh yesh yesh yesh — kwalitee control kitteh iz on teh jawb!
*gits owt reelee speshul glas foar NS tew hab sinse shee’s bak plai-ing wif us*
cheers! cincin! cheez!
*klinkees glassus wif NS and ebberywun else*
Awwww – dat wuz sweet uv u, jk2k. Ai just sneekified in fur a minnit (az ai iz doin agin rite nao). Ai iz prittee much dun nao — just gotta maek sum copies & den ai kin going hoam!
Plz to nawt refrijerayt teh kittehs.
Kthxbrrrr.
kwik, hide teh beer!!
speeking ob beer, i needs to aks (i not knowz dis becawz ob not being a consyoomer ob beer myself) for teh LBT produkshun tomorrow: wut kind ob beer wuld fit in teh budjit? i knowz we kant afford any ob thoze fancy-schmancy kinds like coorz, so wut culd we yooze? (i am volunteering, unless sumwun else haz alreddy volunteerd, to be teh cantina band. teh cantina iz teh beer kooler at teh corner elebenty-seben store, i needs to kno wut kind ob beer we kan afford to hab me stand in frunt ob)
When I was in teh college we usedta get a case of Iron City Light for about a dollar fitty. Then we used our leaved-over quarters to play quarters wif. That was teh nasty beer. Pleh.
But LBT-budgetwise, I think store-brand root beer would be teh best u could do.
Millwalkeys Best ***about 5 monees a case
An pj perry is byiin!
For teh LBT production, all we can afford is Millwaukee’s It’ll Have to Do.
consider it done.
gotcha.
an fanks for teh sugjestun for teh myoozikal instruemtns!
I can’t wait to hear teh band!
Is it a boy band?
I dunno. But not only do they play their own instruments, they IS their own instruments!
P.S. Is u still in town or is u back home? It was teh fun to meet u!
*sip*
*shrugs*
Thistle Dew. Twill have to until we can haz sham pain budgie.
o hai, sp! eye gotted 2 budgies orffin craigslips to use 4 “pet ferapeas” at my mom’s aults-hymers U-knit. Dey is teh noysee liddlol burds. I can’t seam to trayn dem 2 tawlk or b teh tayme, tho.
Twill gib u cotton mouf, aifinksew.
das gud won!
luuks liek Eva!
Awww, how bii Eva deez dais?
her be gud! getting big an feroshus! an her LUBS her boi Plasticat!
Hyme haz a lyfe long protektor. It makes mii soo happi Eva went tu such a gud an lubbing home an wii kan git updates awn her. {{Eva, UK, an Pc}}
err…umm…we canz turn down da fermo… tempz…make it less cowld inna my nappy plais?
Iz it tyme fur de trolly commintz bowt de kitteh culd git sufi – uh sufe – uh dye frum lak of ayr?
Onna taupik uv tee are oh ell ells. Can sumone tel mees howz tu fynd de olde picksure of de babee kitteh getiin baff that the caretroll dat waz vetrinairie teknishun warnded about porousity of kittehs? Wantz to reed dat agin & sayve az fayvurite dis tyme.
Did nawt sea onna cheeztown blog lyst of classiks.
Can sumone halp?
mmm, trying to haz a rebember… wuz taht teh “yoo haz betrayed me tiny trust”? *goze to serch*
nope, wuz before taht, taht wun menshuns teh porosity. fink, fink, fink, owch
shamwow kitteh is teh poor-us?
da kittehz ar pourous?? Iffin dey getz wet dey sokee up da wadder likee a sponj??? Boi datz weerd…. wut happinz ta da kittenz dat nawt lib inna haus?
Wen mine kittehs git wet dey go strait tu mine bed an dry owf. Nuffen lyke da smell uf wet kat onyur pillow.
apparently so, tahts why kittehs shuld only ever be baffed by lissensed vet teks. *humunjus eyeroll*
Aye searchified “porous” an gottid dis LOL
h t t p://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/10/funny-pictures-cuddlz-disimbowul/
I nawt seez da werd porous inna da commintz, butt sum seemz ta hab bean deeleeted …
Oooooo.
*dig, dig, rustlol, rustlol.
*dust flyz up.
Aaachooo!! It b dusty down heer in deh arkivez!
*dig, dig, rustlol, rustlol.
I fownded it!! It b here. I will postifying it on deh Cryer, tu!!
When it’s cool for cats it’s cool for ca-a-a-a-a-ts.
LCB! Ai luuked at teh cheezmeet pickshurs! Yu remind mee ov the wherewulz o lundun, yur hayrez iz purrfeckt! Du yu yewz a GP-lysin-ed product?
Izznt hur teh kyootist? I lubs hur eers.
Thx! U doesn’t know how much a compliment like that means to me — I has teh bebbeh fine hairs that is teh hard to does anything withs. I had Fronk gives me a trimtrimtrimmitytrim a coupla days beforehand and teh color, well, let’s just say no more about that.
(During teh pre-game party my hairs was a littlol damp in teh back. Was teh HOT wif all teh peeps and teh movie lites and stuffs.)
Moofie lites? Whin wii can haz teh ICHC Goez 2 Bezblol in Seeatlol fillum in teh cinny ma? Fife staarz!!!
U gots me. They sayed they’d put teh innerviews and stuffs “up” somewhares. Mabye they meaned in their attic. In teh meantimes, u can go to here to see teh videos I shooted of teh event.
*grabz linkee in teef adn hawlz it tu litter bawkz
*skratch, skratch, skratch.
*Kubber, Kubber, kubber.
donut forget to berree mah pikshurs!
Oh Hai Tessm!! How u is?? I b getting reddy fur bed, ifinkso.
ohai mai cween! how u is? ai am fyne, but ai haz a IRL bizzy dese dayz! ai shud go to bed too. Gudnite!
*fluffz pillowz
*tukz tessm in a floofy blankee
Sweet dreemz.
Schmooooo.
fankyoo cween!
*honk-shu*
*honk-shu*
And ev’rybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
It’s Cool for Ca-a-a-a-a-ts.
Pabst? Yu be kiddin, rite?
Red neks
Whyte soks
An blooo ribbun beeer!
Linkee
Red I hazza kwestion fur yu! Iz bout a resturant in yur wurk town.
U need to axk it heer oar frew emayo?
I nawt finkso it matters. Just wunnerin iffin yu haz eeted at da Pizza Inn in dat town an iz it enni gud. I member it frum kidlett hood wen wii wented awn bakashun an hazzn’t had it since.
Teh wun awn teh West syde iz goned, butt teh wun awn teh East syde (neer Mikky D’s) is sill dere, az far az I kno.
I nawt been dere in a lawng tyem, so I nawt kin say ifn iz gud oar nawt.
Way bak inna day, dat wuz wun of mien an huzbin’s fabrit datin spotz, butt dat wuz in teh layte-80’s!
Yep! I members eetin it in da lyte 70’s wen wii wented awn bakashuns, wuz much better den da Pizza H**. Hmm. Mite have tu try it. I iz a sucker fur a gud pie an kan’t find wun in Nick.
Wut did ai say?
wha?
wut DID yoo say, an how did yoo gets all teh way down heer?
(to parrothead)
hmm, teh nesting haz a borkaje, ifinkso.
Ohai lunarmommy! PH wus refurrrin tu teh c-a-r-e-t-r-o-l-l-s nawt poppin up yet. And hey presto!
OOOOOooooooo…… iz dere going tu b majik trikz??
ai has neva hurd dat songg!
I growed up lissenin to owld countree myoozik, an dat wuz wun of teh wunz I remembur heerin.
Wayle, aifinkso WP iz moderatin mai commint, and puttin it in teh wrong playce. butt oh wayle! Ohai yung red wun!
Ohai, ph!
Iz u gud at catchifyin mowses? I gots wun an him needz ta go NOW!
baet a trap wif peenut buttur. Tehy lieks taht bettur tahn cheez.
Aiz nebber hadda catchify a maus at hoam, butt teh sterminaytur at my awwfis yewsis teh stikky traps. Day wurk wifakwikness!
I figgered wif ur talintid talonz, u wud be gud at catchifyin mowses!
Ai nawt yewz mai talintid talonz furr ebil! Yewzshallee.
Iz nawt ebil. Iz halpin a fren (me) get rid of an unwantid bisitur (teh mowse).
Iz nawt lyk itz MAUS oar nuffin!
We used those once upon a time at Mom’s house — until a littlol mausie gotted stuk onnit. Him wuz alibe & well & terrified — an nun uv us kud bear to actually kill teh littlol fing. Ai finally tayked teh trap wif the mausie onnit into teh bak yard & gently poured warm soapy waddur around himz littlol paws until him kud get free. Ai iz still horrified to fink hao skared teh littlol fing wuz. It givs meh a sad just finkin abowt it — and dat had to be 15 yeerz ago or so.
Someone told me to use cooking oil to free the mousies from the sticky traps. Don’t know if it works – I’ve not had a mouse in my apartment for a while.
do a google search on “humane mouse trap”.
You’ll need a bucket and a short cardboard tube (like from a roll of toilet paper), and a stack of books or something. Make a “stairway” to the top of the bucket with the books. Put some peanut butter in one end of the TP tube, and place it so that the baited end hangs over the bucket. Leave overnight.
Mouse will go up stairs, go into tube to get peanut butter, tube will tip and mouse will fall in bucket. Remove mouse in the morning.
Don’t use a paper towel tube, like we did, because the tube will be long enough to let the mousie crawl up out of the bucket. *eyeroll*
Poor kitteh, haz tu make hymes own dindin!
I fink dats teh prollem. Him’s lookin foar teh mayo foar teh tooner.
“close teh door, eyem dressing!”
ooooh, dat’s an OWLD wun!!
aifinkso ai lurned it from buuk “Joakes, Punz and Riddles” we gotted foar xmas elebenty yeears ago…
Dont mine teh shahppen
Bawt wat ai rillee haet iz
Putten stauf ewai
This beminds me ov mah faborite joek:
“Naughty parrot keeps swearing and being obnoxious. Hooman puts parrot in ‘fridge to calm down. Lets parrot out 5 minutes later. Parrot says, “I am very, very sorry and promise never, ever to swear again. By the way, what did the chicken do?” “
*snikker* Dat iz funni!
**luks askance at 3kittymomma**
*dabs eyecreem awn PH’s eyes* Nawt tu worri, da parrot wuz fyne! Howebber, ifinkso myne Baby Kat mayhave meeted wun uf yur distant relatibs last week. Hii won’t bii at da next reunion.
shocky fais – if ai wuzzunt boicottin teh gnu smillees, yu wud seea schoky fais!
Doan worree, parrothead! Ai haz a lolparrot an ai wud neber, eber put him in teh fridgee! Him mite put me in teh fridgee, tho.
Yu hazza parrot? WOW! Du ai nose him? Iz him hansum? Wutz himz name? **putz awn lipstick**
Um ….. duz u meen “beakstick?”
Jest ooze da :monkey: . dis iz da onlee noo fais dat iz eenee gud. I lubs da :monkey: I weel ooze da :monkey: ebery tymes I needz a funneh fais … :monkey:
EM, haz yu seen da :monkey: Hii iz da kyoot, wy don’t yu just uz da :monkey: fur yur smiley face?
**steps away so as tu nawt get oozed awn**
Tryin to get cheezburger early
Don wuree, I kleenz awt frij 4 u. Nom nom nom….
wen u seez it, u shall poop briks… X3
PBR and Miller Lite. That’s classy shit right there.
Itz bin wai tu hawt hear! Temps be inn teh 100F (39C)!
*joyns kitteh in teh fridj*
plz to make room for me, thx
*joyns keshet an kitteh in teh fridj*
cats in a fridge
mmm… that’s f+ckrd up.
not funny.
duhh.
DTS!
this is to say: any dumbass who allows a cat to enter the fridge
should consider a pet rock for tai bestest friend!
Duh.
dat cud bee mai refrijijater, aifinkso. onlee mine has no kitteh D:
Mein yewzed two. Kiki feinlee stawped sneekin in teh fridj efry tym we opn eet.
Dear lord… theres nothing but eggs and beer
omg, PBR and what looks like yuengling. can i move in?
That fridge needs cleaned anyway.
haha thats a yueng lueng beer! my favorite kind lol
Is that Yuengling I see? =)
And nobody has noticed the Leffe? That’s where I would have hung out if I were a cat in a fridge!
gee got enough beer in there?????
its so cute how could u eat him
like the person that owns that fridge really has a kid, look at all the beer
yikes! good thing they know their cat was in there. close the door and bye bye kitteh!!!
Kitteh in fridge make me anxious, cause when you close fridge, no air be in there. Of course, kitteh may have spacesuit.
Looks like some good healthy diets in that household.
iz in yr fridge….drinkin yr beer.
fur teh trowlz, ai ment…
G’nite AfriCat. (at leest itz nite heer.)
I not shur if dis will nesting oar not….. berry straing dat deh nestz b fine up hiyer in deh fred.
Schmoooooo.
G’nite mai Cween. Shweet dreems! an schmoooo tu yu toooo!