What’s the password?

What’s the password? “Let me in or I’ll shred your face?” That’ll work.
iz passwurd no longer belleh rub?
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: ImWoodChuck via Advanced Lol Builder
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What’s the password? “Let me in or I’ll shred your face?” That’ll work.
iz passwurd no longer belleh rub?
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: ImWoodChuck via Advanced Lol Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
did ya bring teh nip?
conga rats awn yer nawt skekkund, carosue!!! ai bii havin chineez fur noms – yu wantz?
Ummmm. Sugared walnut noms? In cheezland, I can has!
O suer – jus fur yu!
Yu sharin, rite?
awf corse!
kan ai joynz teh partee?
Oh Hai, Asylum Queen!! Just jump rite in!
Uummm…..If u duzn’t mind mii asking….. Just wut asylum duz u b queen uv??
u shur u wanna noe?
Ohz. Iz da queen ov de asylum for da kittehs dat gotted taken awayz frum dere cheezburgers. itz a bery bery scary plase.
Yayz! Sugared Walnut noms are mai favurat!
Nawt fer teh goggie, uf korse. Fer him, we brot…nuffin, ackually. But he won’t notise.
adn noe gurlz aloahd!
ai is gurl and ai am so alloud
iffn aiz nawt aloahd ai nawt does da hula. stn!
Bownca bai teh dore
Dere tu keep teh rif-raf awt
Butt awl kittehz ruel!
*nodz
tru, kitteh not b riff-raff!! Kittehz b welkum ebbreewair.
“Candygram”
Landshark.
Hab U heerd de word o ceilin cat tudai?
Ohai frends, a short update on KCT. She asked me to let u kno she has innermitent innernet butt (!) prolly won’t be on-lion tonight. She hab nodder sick kitteh, we been to teh ER V-E-T today. Sunny iz nawt doing well atall, but we’z determined nawt to lose him if we kin halp it. She preshiatez ur hugs and well wishes.
Mai taughts iz wit dis kitteh an dem hoominz dat lub ‘em!
OMCC! That poor KCT!
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Deer CC
Plz tew moob da elolofant dat be poopin own hour lublee and wunndermaus KCT. Shii deserbs mush bedder dan haz been happenin tew her in RLS resentlee. Fangyew fur exped…. expid…. answerin fast! An plz two bless Cattails fur dewin ebreefink dat us Cheezpeeps wish wii kud dew for KCT.
Anom.
Fanks, BDM. ai kno I’m onlee doing wut eny uf u wud dew if u were here. Sunny iz her snugly bun and we jus cudn’t let enyfing happen tu him rite now. Hims berry ill, tho and had blud werk dun Frydai and was feeling bettr until today. He had vry ohai fever agin and dehydrated.
Prayers an purrs fur KCT an Sunny. {{{{{KCT an Sunny}}}}}
Wuz it Sunny taht disamapeered for a while when KCT wuz goan?
ya, wut BDM sayd sew elloe.. elololoq.. gud wif teh purtee werds!
{{{{KCT an Sunny}}}}
{{{{Cattails foar taekin gud caer uv dem}}}}
“Dave’s nawt home”
No, man. I’z Dave!
ding ding ding – Cattails FTW!
oh, iz dat a bloo poynt Himalayan??!!! Luuks liek mai Stormy kitteh!! sew beautimuss!! WANT!!!
goggie taeks smart wai ’stead uv stoopy wai
Doggeh shoodz juss lettz
Kitteh insyde wiffowtz t3h
passwurdz. Mutch sayfurr
Purr~zhunn Floof Kitteh
duz nawtz lykez 2 taykz ‘Noe!’ 4
an annsurr…. Ebbur!
Doggeh shoodz knoez dat
Purr~zhunn Floof Kitteh runz t3h
show. Andz awllwayz will!
Jack.
Oh, Oh! GREAT caption… ROTFLMAO. Really… I love it.
The password is “Oh hai”
Dis linkee haz da kyootest kitteh babbeh — a British Shorthairz – jest likee HappyCat
h t t p://w w w.laziblues.com/November2006/18.html
*peeks in*
*waves to all the lufferly kittehs*
*hugs Elsa_Mama*
I hope you’ll still come and play with us. We like you an awful lot…I hope you don’t think that one bad apple means the whole barrel is spoiled.
*squeeze*
Ohai Dragonwriter! It was nice of you to leave the friendly message. Don’t worry–Aindontfinkso taht teh kittehs are gonna blame a whole group for teh occasional rudenesses of one or two. Nawt yur fawlt. Kthnxagain!
Addendum–I just reviewed the exchanges on Failblog that led to your note above, DW, and I see that your kind note was really intended personally for Elsa_Mama, so forgive me for stepping in to reply when it wasn’t my business. But I still think it was a nice thing for you to say, whether to Elsa_Mama or to the cheezpeeps in general, so my thanks still stand!
Well…obviously it does apply to ALL the cheezpeeps, so tanks back atcha.
O o o tiz uh bebbee HappyCat!! WANT!! Butt(!) mah 3 kittehs doant. Iz jellus.
*Gibs into Ree Alley Tee*
ai be tinken Hapicat iz eh Chartreux (natrallee-ackuren brede awf kitteh) jus lik mai Lincoln:
h t t p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chartreux
Ai hates Ree Alley Tee!!! Ai prefurrs Rooibos Tee!
i wish i had claws so i could make threats like that!! =D
Hey! mind i joinz in?
oh an’ right on abowt da claws
dat would mayk lief alot easier
i thought da passwurd wuz taco?
iznt it…. kitteh shred u?