..blah..blah..I know…I know..
..blah..blah..I know…I know.. ..get my feet off the table..geeez..
anywayz, u iz nawt mah reel mom.
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Nag nag nag, dat awl u do
*linez up deh conga ratz in dere summer kostumez wif waddermellonz on dere hedz
Dans, Conga Ratz, Dans!!!
W000t! lukkit dem dansin ratz!!
Happee lebentieth nawt-sekkund, anni!!
Wut? is nawt a fut rest?
maybe
‘Ize jest pushin de tablol back inta place fer yew’
‘Yer kwazey! Nawt wun ob muh for feets is onna tablol!’ (hind feets mite be annuder madder)
but maaaaahm…..iz comfy rite heer!!!!1!
Ai iz dewin sit upz!
Wun!
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.
.
Tahts enuff fer tihs week.
Ebbry mornin Ai do mai eggsirsizis. Up, doun, up, doun, up, doun. Den Ai trie wiv teh uvver iilid!
*snurt*
Ai clicks through all 1000 cannels on da TB. den, Ai do it agin. Ai take it slow… Wun channel ebry elebenty minnits.
Ai is jest hoalding it up!
Hey, I’z tryin to do mah sit-ups
Leev de table there!
Whut’s teh problum? Mai feets bee cleen–ai jest washd tehm!
Ohai, ebreebuddee! I haz a gihugic grouchy. I spent over 5 (count them, 5!!) hours on tech support today with all kindz of folks and now maybe my ‘puter worx again?
Sumfin must b werkin… u maded it heer!
*handz Q. a chokklit martoonee.
Drink up… Itz gud fur wut aylez u.
Ohai Q!
And I’m so glad to be here with the cheezpeepz. Playing here lowers my blood pressure, slows my heart rate – - just like patting a kitteh or goggeh!
Ifz ai werz dar, Ai’d gib ewe a feetz massausage an a rubz on de nek whil ewe heared ur faborite musicz an et ‘nom-nom-nom’ awl ur faborit fudz!
BTW – congrats, Anni!
Sumbodee hanz me teh snorgul snorkel.
I’m goin in!
Handz Red teh Snorgle Snorkle and steps bak…
Fanks, catslave!
**puts awn snorgle snorkel**
I’m gonna be a whiel…
S’ok Red iz going to take a gnap
Otay, rhsb — dat’s enuf snorglin foar tuday!
*YOINK!!!!!*
*grabs teh doarabul kalleeko (jentlee, ob kors) riet owt frum undur rhsb’s nowse, an flais awae wifawicheenis*
Heeheehee! Nao ai gots free ob dem! Lukkee mii, lukkee mii!
free ob dem meens wut ezactly? 98 moar and yew kin make a kalico coat?
Nawt tu herting teh kittehs foar der lubli cotes!!! Iz nawt nissississ…naccessoree…is nawt niidid. Awl mai clovsis bees cubburd in dere firs awlreddee – beriberi stailish, an shoes hao mush ai (oar mai clovsis, enneewae) bees luvd.
Ai jus bees kullektin dem kos teh kallees bees sew prittee, an yooshlee rhsb gets dem awl. Ai awlsew lubs teh orinj wuns (nawt poysin) an teh tuxee wuns (awl difrint cullers) an teh BC wuns an teh CC wuns an teh sumware-in-bitween wuns an teh strypee wuns an teh toartissee wuns (beriberi mush!!) an teh cow-cullerd wuns an teh ………..
Oo oo oo! An teh chonklit-cullerd beri floofee wuns (dats mai Percy).
Dat big boi needsa be snorgled.
If u gets tiered, rhsb, u can hands da snorkel 2 me. Ah can taeks ober 4 u.
Atleest I nawt haz mine shoes awn!
Tukksee Callee~co
goez t3h ekksta myle 4 hurz
slowwww Belleh Rubbinz
Tukksee Callee~co
wuz ekkstra spesshull gud andz
wawntz hurz jusst reewawrdz!
Tukksee’z pantz andz spatz
amz sno~wyte! Prittee Wun amz
maykeengz lawtza noyzz
Jack.
Slowwww belleh rubs iz izzackly wut shes askin fur. Dun it agin, Jack!
Teh Prittee Wunz awn ICHC surtinly makin lotsa noyzz about tihs byootimus callee-co, too!
Wunce mor! Mr. deth deliberz de definial poetriez fer de casion! Mai hayt iz doffd, mai cheezpoeter!
What a beeyooteemuss callico whit a beeyoo teemus tummy!11! Iffn ai wuz not yewsed tew teh kyootness ub mine oan calico adn her tummywummy ai’d be splorted fur sher!
Dats mah Kittah!!! =) I wuv u, Sassy!
iz nawt mah feet.
iz paws.
=^^=
nao i dans dans an’ dans.
mah paws canz b der.