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FUTILITY When the stupid just doesn’t go away
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yu needa a nap.
Congrats, carosue!
Fank yu. I has a theery dat a nap kures lottsa fings.
Speshally teh tyreds! Sillybrashuns for u Carosue aifinkso!
nah…wii awl nedz lif!
conga rats!
Ai noe dat feelin
***NOOZFRLASH***
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Zombies Eet Hoomin Adn Goggie Brayns! Eggsperts say global IQ set to rize!
adn stoopid cantz bii kurd!
Iz nawt! Jus eet karrits… no, wate… dat halps teh iis… erm… *thinking* … fish? Yeah, ai finks dat iz et! Eet fish! Teh wite-robed wuns sai dat et halps fur stoopyness.
n teh “more thinking” amin….amny…. memry-loss
stupidity…issa awl tew common dese days….
Aifink doin crosswerds halps me stop gettin stoopid – but dey duzn’t stop uvver peeplz stoopids!
n teh soo-doh-koos? U do tehm two? Teh berry gud for stoppin teh stoopies!
ai finkis ai is pasta help wid dose…teh confushin tey are!
Ai wayste enuff tiem awn crosswerdz an ICHC – iffn Ai startid doin soo so koo 2, Ai wud nebber haz tiem fur liddle fings liek washin, shoppin, eetin an sleapin!
Butt tehse be jobs fur teh minions – err well mebbe nawt teh eetin n sleapin on sekund thorts.
Ai hazn’t gotted ennee minyuns! Iffn Ai wanna eet Ai haz 2 shop an cukk an den wash up teh dishis so Ai haz sumfin 2 eet off nekst tiem!
dun dat maik u realise truff in teh owld sayin “goggies have masters, kittehs hab slaves?”
Dey pays us in purrz. Ifn’ we be berry berry gud slaves.
aha! and dis be wai dey appears tew fink dey has teh rite to sleep jus were mai feets go under teh puter desk, as mai Chizel kitteh is nao doin. ai unnerstands it nao!
Ai hidez my hed in shayme
Hey! Ai fink dat wuz an insult!!!
may b it b gone wen u waek up?
we kan hopes.
Wy hoep? Jus’ nap foreber adn it’s guaranteed.
Ur stoopiditee astowndz meh.
Aylyuns hab kidnappeted awl teh smart wuns adn replaysed dem wib gibbering idiots. Oar so sez my kitteh.
Now, now, kitteh, wii must b politikklee kurrect. Dehy not “stoopee,” deh iz just “intellekchewallee challenged.”
Lol!
Eggzaktlee!
“stoopee” adn “intellekchewallee challenged” is teew diffrent fings aifinkso! teh intellekchewallee challenged dus tehyre bess tew figger fings aot but teh stoopee finks tehy allreddy noew evvryfing so tehy duzzn’t lissin at allz! thass my theery on teh stoopee. kthxbai.
Fur heavenly days’ sake! A multi-way tie with carosue, Annipus, catena, miniminiminiminimum, FluffyB AND PrincessMu! Wahoodie Kazoodie! and a loud round of congratz to all.
*Circulates through admiring throng, holding aloft a tray of champagne, fresh-squoze orange juice (nawt poisin), tea; cheese straws, caviar, and biscuits.
*May I offer noms and sips?
Well thnx Q, dis bee bery kynde ov u. Ai joynes teh pardy n greatfullee aksepz teh noms n sips. Cheers eberybodee!
ai is gawn tew pass atm q…nawt being a berry gud idea!
thnkQ
(culdent rezizt!)
*Takez a glass uv shampperz adn admirez deh bublolz
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I lubz deh bubloz. Fankkee Q!!
Ohboi! Fankyew Q!
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*halps self tu a glas uf champurrs adn a cheez straw… oar twu… maibee free… hmm… okai, jus wun moar… reely
U can’t haz juss wun cheez straw! Dey liek 2 be in a croud!
So ai notist. Heheh! Nomnomnom!
This decribes my place of employment perfectly.
*dragz in soft kushy sofa fur eek tu bang hur hed on.
U kin sit down and relaxify urseff, tu.
Fank u, mai cween !!
** bangs hed,then relaxifies **
Ahhhh…much bedderer!
ohai Eekk! Wen U is dun wif teh couch, ai can borro it pleez? Ai needs a nap and also mai desk alredy has a hed::dent in it.
u shur u doan werk heer? wif mai … koi-werkers?
oar iz deh cow-orkerz??
Dey iz givin me teh bum steer,dats for sure!
Iz u beeffin abaout ur cow-werkers?
Eeck! Does you want to take part in teh next ICHC LBT produckshun? It’s tomorrow at teh 3 pm EST lol… Star Wars, er, I mean, Understudy Tiffs!!
You were SOOO gud as teh hangnail….
Aktually,ai jus lefted u a message on teh fail blog…can ai be teh Deth Pebble ????
Ifinkso no munnies furr aktual deth — mae bee a sickerly pebbelz?
Oar, mae bee da Hangnail Rock? Da infected bleester stone inna shoo?
lol, been there, responded taht!
Sew — iz der enuf munnies furr deth? Hoe munchee duz deth cost?
ifinkso, deth is free.
it’s living that costs!
Anom to dat !!!!
Hrm — Eye spoze dat bee troo — I wuz jesy finkin dat a pebble dat cud cauze deth mite costee more dan a pebble dat just gabed sumwun a blister oar madded dem sickie —
AIYEEEE — I wuz jest subjected to a flyin leap sneeky snorgol frum mi Jazzeh puppeh!! He climbed behind mii an rubbed his fase onna mii hed and fase — gotta go kleen mi glasses and gibs him a beeg huggy ….
Can ai be Darth Vader, please? Ai can has assmatick attack on command …. chhhhhhh chhhhhhh.
Com ovur to mah howse, beautimus ice-creem-an-carmel kitteh – tehere’s hardly enny stoopiness over here. BlooMax an Simon has me well traned.
Teh kittehs ar sew gud at taht! Even aor goggies has hardly enny stoopiness cuz Mezzo adn Paintball gotz tehm trayned.
HEE HEE HEE!!! sawree tu laff so lowd butt (!) ai jus LUV the kitteh-name Paintball!!!
Her iz a calico adn wen mai son furst saw her he fot she luks lyke she wuz cot in a paintball fyte! Sew he gave her teh naym. She’s teh best reskew cat evver! beeyooteemus and snorglesome.
You can’t fix stupid. (poor kitteh..)
I lubz deh Tater Salad (Ron White)!!
U needs a cuddel. C’mere, kitteh!
I mite b fat butt yer stoopy; and I can go omn a diet!
stoopy iz as stoopy duz
I can haz a box o’ chocolates?
lief iz liek taht, heer’s sum nommee choklits foar awl uv us!
*opins box uv sordid choklits an hans owt tew awl teh cheezpeeps*
Ohai cheezfrenz! Ai iz bak frum mai crooze- ai brot pinya coladas and cocomonuts and cute liddle leezards and some conch fritters for everyboddy! (the leezards are just to pet and admyre, nawt to eet plzkthnx!)
Leezrds iz frenz nawt fuds.
Definitely NAWT fuds. *shudderz at deh thot*
roun heer, wez ware lizzies for earrings. Dey jus hangez on wid der toofies.
Umbrella drinkees and leezards and fritters!
Dese are fyew ov mai fayburite fings!
Fanks, luvscatsva! Wear did yu crooze tu?
*gives teh coconutts a wide burth and grabs a fritter*
I just love fritterin!
hay der ladiez — didja likee the twip inna mii purse? Wii luks sew gud skippin down da street!! Da peeps wif da goggies in der bags had a big jellyus ub mi skwirrl and purty burdie!
Hay, dat wuz teh fun! Mee an teh skwirrl wuzz blown razzperries at teh goggies!
Ohhhh – dat wuz wut i herd — i wuz a wunderin …
ya, and if that dog chaeses u latur.. we doan know why!!
iz otay — Aye will gib himz yer addyress … wii hafta doo dat agin sum tyme. I hopez i didnawt skips two high ….
zounz like car rib eon to moi
Wantz tu go!! Butt(!) ai can waytz till febru…febberu….winter tymez. Summer iz nice heer in teh VLC.
**coconutts seddlol comfurtablee intu wide burth**
Aw, skwirrrl, ai didnawt no yu kared!
eep!
*skitters to teh top of teh burd’s hed*
Fritterin iz wut ai duz best! Ooh! lizards! *picks one up to admyrez adn petz* sooo kyoot!
Wud dis bee a lownje leezard?
Tee hee! *luks araond fur sumfing tu yews as mikrofone* ♫Rats, stoopy character map fingy won’t gibs me moosik! Stamps feets! I wanna be a lownje leezard! Needz moozik!
*bombardz messomom wif mew siklol notez
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Fankees! ahem…..Feeleengzzz….nuffing moar tahn feeleengzzzz…..
fankyewberrymush yer a beeyooteemuss oddyants!
Sawry- stoopy RL was interruptin mai ICHC tyme- we went to Grand Turk, Nassaw and Half Moon Cay- was teh fun!
Happy fun fun
was this cat gotten from a shelter in woodbridge, new jersey. Please email me back at kaksdaughter@gmail.com
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I think I feel like this at least once every day. Sometimes more…
Often more, unfortunately.
I feel this way at least 5 times….
on the drive in to work…
it only goes downhill from there…
I’ve been there before!
*headcouch*
New Urban Dictionary word: facesofa