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Steddee naow, nowun sneez…
Wears da spotter? DIS IZ NAWT SAFE! Doughnut you nose dat der ar mor injoorees in CheerLeedin dan in ENNY otter sport!!!
Harmpfhhhh — da tings dey let onna dis site!
Wears da spotter? DIS IZ NAWT SAFE! Doughnut you nose dat der ar mor injoorees in CheerLeedin dan in ENNY otter sport!!!
Harmpfhhhh — da tings dey let onna dis site!
*Snerk* I twied ta changify mii name ta Gyoofy Troolz butt da commint was sed ta bee”Awaitin Moderation”
It wull tern up 2morro!
Hay — lookin its heer awlreedy!!!
Teh wais uv WP aer berry straynj!
Dey had tu spot a spotter to spot-check teh spotter post for spotting onto teh payge. Ifinkso.
Iffin dey nawt haba spotter dey may go splatter!
ohai jd, I still has u down for a roll tommorrow!! looks like u is gonna be Han So Low, k?
How low du yew wants Han So Low to go?
.
Yesh yesh yesh!!! I gets to be teh bukky near smug lure!
Kyootist. Pyramid. Evar.
*splort*
*sweep up NS’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankies, Annipuss.
*nibblols choklit possum*
*sips hawt choklit*
*purrrrrs*
Wut iz doze aminlols, ennywayz?
Babbeh chinchillaz oar sumfin liek dat
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!!!!
Ai agree 100 and elebenty percent.
Pikture iz makin me Krazy wif teh Kyoooot !!
Nawt teh Guinness Piggehs?
Aifink teh nozez iz too pointy to be pinnygigs.
Ai thort Ai seed a tayl, but it cud be a leg.
Ohhhhh …onna da rite side ub da piktur????!!!11 Dats a leetol tiny hindee leg — sew kyoooooot … oh nose ..
SPLORT — I shudda had a splort spotter!
*sweep up E_M’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
fankie — I wuz fine until I lukked at teeny tiny littol leg stickin out to da sidez … *clozes ayes titely and finks ub ookie bidios bein disgusted onna FB*
I am here now what LOL
da moobie iz nawt until tamarra — 3 pm EST LOL
Iffn u pass ur maus curser (d$&% dat maus?) ober teh pikchoor, it sez dey aer hamsterz.
Ai iz nawt shur ai beeleebs disembodied capshuns.
*haz a suspicious*
go teem!
Rah Rah Ree!
Kick ‘em in the knee!
Rah Rah Rass!
Kick ‘em in… the other knee!
U..G..L..Y….
You ain’t got no alibi, you…
well,you’re very cyoot,aktually !!
I innerupts this thred for LAST CALL
TOMORROW, at the 3 PM EST LOL, we will has the premeer of our latest LBT produckshun: Star Warz!
Aftur much deliberashun, the working title will be: Understudy Tiffs! (fanx to LCB)
We has started casting.. Some parts has been filled, but we have some open still!!
We already has
two_kittehs cast in the roll of Prinsess Leia… she has her sininininiimon buns all ready.
Chewy Bacca: Ambercat
R2D2 (cud possibly be combined wif C3PO if we don’t get enuf actors…in which case it wud be RC23DP2O) – CaramelChef
Yodi-Aahz Kittobeh- Aahz
Jd- roll to be named latur
Eeck: Deth Pebble
And in a speshul cameo, a failblogger… what roll yet, we don’t know eether!
But we still needs:
Han So Low
Luke
Dark eVader!!
Obviussly we has an overabun dunce of parts for men, but u does not have to be a men to play a mens roll.
That’s why it’z called acting!!
If any of u has an interest in playin any of these rolls, plz to speak up!!
Pweeeze, can ai be Dart eVader? Listen: chhhhh chhhh … chhhh.!!!!
oooh!!! yes yes yes upfi!
awesome, Ifinkso I has peeple for all teh main rolls now!
BUT there is enuf rolls for unlimited peeples, if anyone else wants in!!
*quickly crawls off to do sum background reading*
er.. u HAS seen Star Wars, right? RIGHT???
wait…wut time is dat in tti? ai is confinded tew teh house sew ai can take part, aifinkso
It wull be teh wun we get at 8pm, Zelkina. Saem tiem az dis wun.
I wanna bred roll wib cheez. Fanks!
lol, I just left u a message up there! ↑
Hay — Dragon Writer wants a leetol part — she sed .. (an i quote)
“I think it would be great fun to have a bit part…maybe I could be the Yoga instructor (I assume you don’t have the funds for a full-fledged jedi master), or a Mild-Drizzle Trooper….”
Hill.Hairy.Ass!!!
Hillary haz a harey ass? Hmm… I wood hab thought dat iffin ether ub dem did it wood hab bean Bill wif da harey ass ….
You nebber nose wen you weel lern sumpfink!
lmfao!
Teh pitcher— behinds (!) mai ice– in mah branez— 2 turriblol tu haz thminkink uv– HALP!!12!
Pik mii! Pik mii! Ai can bii teh dood hoo jus stands ther ’til I gets shot by a gud guy!
no me listen oooohhhhhhma oooohhhhma
ifinkso plasticat sed on teh cheez town cryer annowsingmint taht him wanted to be han so low.
wut abowt extrys? liek teh catnina band? duz we need thoze?
Ai aer willin 2 be enniwun dat duzn’t haz 2 sai oar do ennifing – Ai noe nuffin watebber abowt teh moobie!
Pick me Pick me
weel — otay 5 Eagles, heer goez — PICK PICK PICK … oops — Ifinkso I picked two hardz — iz dat yer eer onna da groundz?
no bromlemz iz young .(lolcats suck sorrey)
Aifink u meenz ur lolspeak sucks … nawt lolcats. At leest ai hoap…
Yes very sorry lolspeaks
U meenz UR lolspeak iz teh noe gudz?
Yia noe gudz see I em learning LOL.
I am sorry nightshayde and LOLcats for my anger sometimes I get judged before my trail.LOL. I have been flying high above reading and going to lolspeak page foe three months and trying to learn. I am first nation and trying to learn the language. The language on here make me laugh a lot. Some people are cruel to me and don’t understand, I Don’t hate them but myself fore losing patience.
*takes away all eagles*
You really need to learn some manners! We’ve been having this problem with you on FB as well. Apologizing for telling someone they suck doesn’t make it all better. I usually ignore you, 5 eagles, but I’m just tired of it. You play off your rudeness as ignorance, but I have a hard time believing you. If you don’t know how to interact with other human beings properly, stay away from social settings.
I apologize to all the cheezpeeps for this guy’s inability to communicate amicably.
I meant lolspeak not lolcats i got them confused. You are being rude right now judging me. I am trying you, on the other hand shoot your mouth off with out asking me. Yes I have problems with the language. I came over to try for the moobie as darf evader look before you speak see time of comments. I was excited about this but now why bother. I don’t like you either and hate your guts too.
mebbee we kan still lets him (hur?) play if him promises not to use teh wurd “su*k.” iz a eezy rool to rebember, an kan keeping a purrsun owt ob trubble.
LMAO lunarmommy I am a ninnaa which means man. the white man use the word in niiconpoop?LOL. If you read the timing on all my comments you will see i said (lolcats suck sorrey)which meant my speaking of it was bad sorry.
ok. just rebember, teh “s” wurd iz considerd not nise at all, iz used very offen, so sumtimes iz eezy to forget taht it reely iz very bad. take a little extra time to fink abowt what yoo iz meening to say wifowt using teh wurd “su*k” an tehn yoo will haz less trubble wif making taht sort ob mistake, an will say wut yoo reelly meen.
And ms b an eagle means love and that you can’t take away from me ever in this life time. I am sorry I lost my patience with you but see my view or walk in my moccasins for once and I don’t hate you.
we’re cool, we’re hot, we’re everything ur not, we’re small we’re cute…
…you’re gonna git teh boot…
Ohai Maus! Yoo surbibed!
I guess you could call it that…
Gotta run. Dress rehearsal this evening…
PFFT!
Just when I needs a Han Solo!!
Izzat teh sownd ob wun hand clapping?
Sry. Can’t do Understudy Hissy Fits tomorrow, ’cause it’s the preview performance. Gotta run!
HOw was the wedding?
I’ll tell you guys another time. I has lotsa stuff to get done before rehearsal. TTFN!
hrm .. dat iz wun bizzy Maus … heem postified and runned – iz der a law aginst dat?
ten cheezburger fybne fer a post an run…yep….
Ai hazn’t hurd dat inna lloonngg teim.
LOL
dang, my commint wuz berreed in teh commin nest so mite not be seed:
“ifinkso plasticat sed on teh cheez town cryer annowsingmint taht him wanted to be han so low.
wut abowt extrys? liek teh catnina band? duz we need thoze?”
Aifink ai mite be abel to wandur into teh cantina fur a drinkee. Ai will probably be on mah way out teh door to swim durin lunchee tho.
aifink sum feetzees hab goen missink!
Butt… wear’s teh pommmpommms?
Odder end…
shur iz nawt teh ebben-er end?
dey deeposited da pompompoms behindz demselbz
Awl fawl down!
lotta brunetz en dis squad…
Mutch neeter iffn dey awl lukk teh saem!
Oyez. bawt ushallee dey awl bii blahnz, wif cuet littel ponnee talez…
Care Troll Bait! Where’s the spotter?!!
You beated mii two itz!!!
*putz awn Carry Trollz Mask* I postified mii outrage up at da topz!! Cuz — da cheerleedin iz da mostee damgermaus sportz ub dem AWL!!!
Deez babbehz shud nawtbee doin dis twik wifowt a spotterz – aor dey mae be splotty spotz onna da gwound!!
*takes off mask — snerk*
HIP HIP HOOOwoops…ray??
HEY CHEEZPEEPS!! I HAS A BIIIG HAPPEEE!! Sorrry to showt, but mah nephyoo who is deerest of all to me has landed teh roal of GASTON in teh upcoming NATTSHUNUL DISNEE TOUR of BYOOTY AN TEH BEEST!!!!
Free chairs!!!
das wunnerful! I cood hab a reklyner?
Yes an feel free to put yr feets up. I has tehm in swayde an Nogua-hyde. (Shed voluntarilee by teh Nogua.) Wut culur wud yu liek?
Yayy for Duffy’s nefew !!!!
(ai haz to admit,tho…ai red that as Booty & the Beast)
** blushes **
Well…I has to admit taht he has a pritty good booty at that. He bees 6’4″ an tehy won’t need tu put faek mussels in his costyoom. Plus he has a masturs degree in singin. IZ SO PROWD OF HIM!!!
And u has awl rite to be, Duffy! YAY for ur nephyoo!
Oooh oooh oooh — I love that musical!!! I’ve been waiting for it to tour again. I’ll have to see it at least twice.
Gaston is a great role, too. Your nephew must have an amazing voice!
He singed both Gaston and teh Beest in semi-pro shows before, an he lieks Gaston more cuz he has more songs an a funnier part.
Ai wuz confyoosed, cuz ai redded tath as “furrier part”!
According to the lyrics, “every last inch of him’s covered with hair.” So — you might be correct.
(Sekrit joak – tehy has to paint on his chest hair – we’s not a furry famlee. shh…don’t tell.)
They could epoxy a kitteh to him…jus for teh performance…
LOL!!!! litter a muss lee!!
remindifyz mii uv deh spray on hair dey used tu selling fer deh balding menz a few yerz bak….. I fergit deh name uv it, but it lukkinged horriblol.
You can still get teh stuff–try googling “Hair in a Can”–not that I would know anything about it (harumph)–
Bah — they only have the schedule posted through June 2010 (and only through Nebraska). I must know when it’s going to be in SoCal!!!
I will chek on his website an see if he has it ther yet. (*doing happeedans arownd offis*)
Mebbee u cud get a part too wiv such a gud dansin in teh offis!
Mebbee I could be a dishtowel or sumfin in teh “Be Our Gest” number…I don has teh figgur for silverwaer.
Ai wud maek a meen armoire… an ai kin eben sing!
dat issa wunnerfull duffy!
ooh! *takes a comfy chayr* taht iz so eggsiting!! concatulayshuns to yor nefyoo!
Luk Ai gotz a six pak ob Kitteh Snax!
Noes!!! Rodints bees teh frends, nawt teh fuds!
pfft
I tried to boop you but WP wouldn’t let me!
BOOP!
boop!
Mai kitteh wud begz tu differ…..butt(!) hse finks taht burdees are eeben nommier
Mai kittehz used tu eeting lotza critterz — mouses, wabbitz, burdz, toadz, fisheez, snakez, lizzerdz, adn wunst eben a pokkit gofer!! :shokkee fais: Deh pokkit gofer wuz az big az deh kitteh!!!
Ai maed u a Replie com mint butt(!) WouldBEpress eatid it. Ai gess WP thot teh linkee wuz suspi– suspish– nwaty. Ai triiz agin. Dis miydns mii ov a song pome i haz writninged wunce. So ai putz itt here:
(Iz nawt in lolspeik. Sry.)
Picolay (The Song of the Hunting Cat)
Oh, at our house we have a cat,
Picolay, picolay,
Who prowls around this way and that,
Hey-di-high-di-ho-di.
Picolay, picolay,
High-di-ho-di, picolay,
Picolay, picolay,
Hey-di-high-di-ho-di!
Out in the garden sat a frog,
Picolay, picolay,
Said, “Whither go ye, Mistress Mog?”
Hey-di-high-di-ho-di.
Picolay, picolay . . .
“Hunting go I, as is meet,
Picolay, picolay,
“That I may find my dinner sweet,”
Hey-di-high-di-ho-di.
Picolay, picolay . . .
“And what, pray, shall your quarry be?”
Picolay, picolay,
“The bird that flies unwarily.”
Hey-di-high-di-ho-di.
Picolay, picolay . . .
“And what if Bird stays in her house?”
Picolay, picolay,
“Oh then, I’ll catch the tender mouse.”
Hey-di-high-di-ho-di.
Picolay, picolay . . .
“And what if Mouse runs down his hole?”
Picolay, picolay,
“Oh then, I’ll hunt the whiskered vole.”
Hey-di-high-di-ho-di.
Picolay, picolay . . .
“What if Vole gains his burrow snug?”
Picolay, picolay,
“Oh then, I’ll find a juicy bug.”
Hey-di-high-di-ho-di.
Picolay, picolay . . .
“And what if Bug should hear your voice?”
Picolay, picolay,
“Oh then, a squirrel would be my choice.”
Hey-di-high-di-ho-di.
Picolay, picolay . . .
“And what if Squirrel runs up a tree?”
Picolay, picolay,
“Oh then, Sir Frog, I’d fancy thee!”
Hey-di-high-di-ho-di.
Picolay, picolay . . .
When Mother let our cat inside,
Picolay, picolay,
“Frog legs for supper!” Kitty cried.
Hey-di-high-di-ho-di
.
Picolay, picolay . .
High-di-ho-di, picolay,
Picolay, picolay,
Hey-di-high-di-ho-di!
*Taeks sho-an-tell pome an runz bak to seet wivaquiknezz*
Yay! Clappity clappity! A luvly performants by K3K1G!!!!1!
my kitteh eeted sumfin rodenty owt on teh bakk porck last night. left just teh insides an teh tayl. eww.
no,no. that’s a pentagon…..yup it’s a pentagon.
beddur tahn a pentuhgraham!
Puttingz teh imcatantashums awn teh udder teem?
akshully it has six littul jerbilees so its a HEXagon.
Still gud for incantantating.
How do you spell “Abu Ghraib” in Lolspeak?
hoz eber yous wans ta spellz eet — derz nawt eeny rools!
ABoo Ghrab?
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Flyhawk, Ninjagyro87, Songwriter, an Sairys an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif choklit glaze, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “teh Hokee Pokee” wen tehy wissle for your dansing plezure, ittybitty photo alblums to put pikshurs ob yor favrit aminlols an peeples an LOLs in, kandee, an fuzzy hamster stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Fank you, burfday fairy and happy burfday to everywun hoo haz a burfday today!
** helps self to some of everything **
Yum! Wissle!
*haz a impressed at teh formatting*
iz you under da pile ub gerbeels Ms. B????
C!! I news wii keeded a spotter!!! Naw da pieramid collapsed onna Ms. B!!! Callz da fyremenz — sheez goona need mouf ta mouf resusitatin!!
Am I wrong to be thinking of American Beauty?
Nothing is ever “wrong” here,really…..
but now you’ve got ME thinking uv that moovie…
One, tew, chree, fo!
Go, Fuzzytown High!
mee mee mee doe ray fa la so de doe
iz yoo warming up?
I iz what u tink so farr.
dis no is cheezburgr. is fuzzy noms squshed wit udder fuzzy noms.
D’aaaawwwe! We haz 5 of these little niblets!
the pyramid looks sloppy. Are you sure they’ll hold it for much more?? Poor things. =(. NEVER REALLY DO THAT TO KITTENS!!!!
i dont think those are kittens…
OMGZ!!! BABY….hammies?
u guys dont know grammer do u? lol jk