Comments on: Molly’s attempts to enter cyberspace

By: Bluejay Young

Bluejay Young — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 08:34:39 +0000

My cat does that all the time. She’s gonna have XYPGMN printed on her face in purple ink one of these days and I’m just gonna sit back and laugh and laugh.

By: Mezzomom

Mezzomom — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 03:43:21 +0000

Yeah! we needz National Ice Creem day in teh VLC, tew!

By: Eric

Eric — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 23:12:15 +0000

Mebbe it beez tiem for a “cat scan.”

By: tidmum

tidmum — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:19:23 +0000

{{{{{Martoonie}}}}}!!!
How was Rais for Lyfe?
Your knees an feets an anklols otay? ANy Blisters?
AN YAYYYYYYYYYY for awl the fund raisin yoo did Is OSSIM aifinkso

By: Peng

Peng — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:00:34 +0000

Oooh! I just foundz mah new wallpaperz!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 18:30:26 +0000

lol, thats a gud wun!

By: Rik

Rik — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:46:39 +0000

Is posibul to com out of cyburspase

http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4083531

By: lil miss kitty

lil miss kitty — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:46:18 +0000

Oh, luuk! A Kalikow! I wan teh kalikow!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:29:59 +0000

Press Clear to reset kitteh

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:17:38 +0000

jack, yoo always haz teh bestest storiez to telling us abowt teh pikshurs!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:17:10 +0000

*Gaily waivez!

*goez out lukking fur a raveen

If Im not bak soon, send fyremenz!!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:16:26 +0000

ooh, wut a eggsiting story!! glad yoo iz okay, glad teh firemanz wuz kind an hansum!! (hoep LCB not reeds dis, her mite get ideas!)

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:04:57 +0000

Soe, iffen Sonata is inna bafftub wen ai wants tu taik a baff, r taht a kitteh clog?

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:01:24 +0000

Kitteh jam

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:01:03 +0000

Wen ai broekid mai leg tu bitts a fyu yeers agon (Ai feldid daown teh raveen) Ai had teh beri frytid tu goes daown teh stares awn kruchis, eben dough dey tottid mii inna hopspittil. Afftur awl – Ai awlreddee proobed dat grabbitee wuz nawt mai frend!! Sew, wen ai wantid tu goes aowt, ai wentid daown teh stares awn mai butt (*!*) aftur slydin teh kruchis daown ahed ob mii. Gowin bak up wuz eezee(er).

Bestist part ob fawlin daown teh raveen wuz awl teh fyermens hoo caem tu rescyuuin mii! Duzzins ob dem!!! *sigh* Dey flurtid wif mii an heldid mai hand tu keeps mii frum cryin, an dey toldid mii hao beri braev ai wuz beein. An den dey carreed mii bak up teh raveen liek teh prinsess beein carreed bai hur hansum fyermens survints. *nuvvur sigh* Mai frends wur waetin at teh tawp, an ai waevd ohai tu dem an sed dat, ifn ai’d noed dat teh Reskyoo Teem wuz sew strawng an hansum, ai’d hab frown maiself daown teh raveen yeers soonur!
*sighs sumoar*
Mabbeh ai goes foar teh nies wokk dis affurnuun – dat raveen nawt beri far frum heer …..

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:57:58 +0000

Callee~co Kitteh
wawntz 2 knoez wut maykz t3h straynjj
sowndz andz sukkz pay~purr?

Callee~co Kitteh
nawtz seez ennee tynee Mowseez
bizzee turrneengz geerz

Callee~co Kitteh
fyndz lidill bawkssez insydez
datz smellz wundurrfull!

Jack.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:49:00 +0000

KCT iz bakk! KCT iz bakk!!

*duz happy danse*
*happy dans thisaway*
*happy dans thataway*
*happy dans rownd in curcles*

oof @.@ (dizzee eyes)

yay KCT iz bakk!! {{{KCT}}}

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:47:21 +0000

AWL kittehs can has teh massaj capapabilitees! Neads, neads, neads teh laps ov peeps awl teh tiems!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:42:25 +0000

Ooh! Ai haz teh pleh! back agin. Plz aneebunny tu bee walkin awn mai back. Eeh, ooh, aack, oh teh sufferin! O teh huje mannatee!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:36:24 +0000

Does that mean teh borg kitteh willnot has massage capabilities?

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:36:02 +0000

Yah! Ai wunnder ifn teh StarTrek riturs had sumfin aginst Bjorn Borg? Ai fawt hee wus gud tennis playurr!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:34:19 +0000

Iz ok – nawt Swedish.

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:32:53 +0000

National Ice Creem Day? You guys get teh bestest holidays.
*writes to guvvermint an demands National Ice Creem Day in TTI*

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:31:52 +0000

I hope teh borg kitteh doesn’t get borked.

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:30:16 +0000

*swuups in awn Soopurr-Sylint-Majik-Inbisibol-Flyink-Roombah (bruums bees sooooo Owld Fashund)*
*jentlee yoinks teh lubli kalikow kitteh frum lil miss kitty*
*sprinklols Foargeddabowtit Dust awn lil miss kitty an rhsb, sew dey has noes meremburins ob teh lubli kalikow kitteh*

Der nao, lubli kitteh, yu can bees libbin wif mii an mai uver bebbehs! Ai bin tryin foar MUNFS tu yoink a kalikow bifoar rhsb gottit nawt sekund!

*snorguls teh kitteh, an dey flais Soopurr-Sylintlee an Majiklee awae*

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:30:15 +0000

Borg kitteh is 20% assimilayted.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:59:55 +0000

Iz National Ice Creem Dai? Oh how wunnerful!! Ifinkso I will go git a BIG bowl an haz ice creem wif hawt fudge, maibii wif a warm brownie unnerneeth! Iz my patriotic dutie.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:56:06 +0000

*stuffz sum shmoos an hedbonks in KCT’s pokit fer laiter affer teh sakred nappytime*

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:53:28 +0000

Ohai {{{{KCT}}}} honnee, ai kno u wan tew goe owt but pleezpleezpleez tew be so cairful wif ur seff!!!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:51:20 +0000

Teh bak of my uppur legz iz soar. Iz dat ware teh ham-stringz iz? Donut kno why dey wud hurt tho.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:49:10 +0000

Hazza gud nap. {{{{KCT}}}

By: catslave

catslave — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:48:17 +0000

Nawt a Baff!!

By: Y. I. Oughtta

Y. I. Oughtta — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:47:57 +0000

I have this same printer. Kitteh is fascinated with it — wants it to be his robot sidekick.

By: Griffyn

Griffyn — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:47:29 +0000

Tell yu gurls whut – I’m fixin tu go wawk de PGA golf turnamint tu watch hour buddee Dicky Pride plays sum gawf…its 18 holes / abowt 4+ hours / an abowt 5 myles…if yu gurls don’t git yur wawks in tudai, yu kin hab sum ov myne – win ai gits bak ai’ll bee hawt an tyred enuff fur us awl.

By: op_sMama

op_sMama — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:42:56 +0000

Ai haf dez wee lil Ben’nJerryz! Dey aur tew cuute tew nom! Mai ai ask, How ewe air tewdai, ur majestea?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:41:51 +0000

I’m sure I doesnot knoes whut u mean.

*nibbles on extra “f”*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:41:20 +0000

Enjoi ur nap, KCT!

I mite go owt laytur, ifn my belleh gets a happy.

By: KCtailkinker

KCtailkinker — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:39:39 +0000

O fank u Griffin and cween! Ai faink u foar spots! Blu, reds, or lawtacolor spawts? Weeeeeeeeeee! Gawta goes tayke a short naps. Sacred nap tiem nao den ai’ll try go down layter. Schmoooooooo!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:33:30 +0000

BAFF?!?!? AACK!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:26:02 +0000

Oooooooo. it b brekkfuss tiyme heer, so I will b habbing sum Ben’n'Jerryz Sinnanomanom bun Iiec Kreem. Fankz BF!!

By: KCtailkinker

KCtailkinker — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:24:03 +0000

*Yoinks* Ai needs foar footure catridge wen ai gets a printer wun sumdai. *stuffz in pokits*

By: Griffyn

Griffyn — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:21:53 +0000

Ai jus fawt yu wuz keepin eet fur yurseff.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:21:20 +0000

*paintz spotz on KCT

Dere ya go!!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:20:01 +0000

*sneeks missing “k” into post*

By: Griffyn

Griffyn — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:19:51 +0000

(carryed obber frum de preveeus LOL) Yay! KCT – yu bee won ov dem two – wawkers dat iz, IRL…conga rats fur yu gittin bak own yure own two feetsies!…zip, zip, zip…whut wuz dat?…dat wuz KCT zippin arownd agin! YAY!!!!!! {{{KCT}}}

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:19:36 +0000

Click here to buy additional in catridges.

By: KCtailkinker

KCtailkinker — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:19:25 +0000

*runswifakwikness 2 rolrolrolrolrol ober rshb & catslave* *Purrs lowdlee* *baf bof wif sandpaper tung*

By: Griffyn

Griffyn — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:16:31 +0000

hmmmmm, wysh ai knu dis las nyte. Ai wudda skipt de Tiramisu custard frumm de custerd shawp fur de no kaleries kynd.

By: KCtailkinker

KCtailkinker — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:15:27 +0000

Ai traid 2 post butt mai pyooter wuz doing itz own fing. *errrrrr!* Ai lieks calicos butt torties ar niec 2. Mai Missy B wuz a tortie. Wutz gnu wif ewe? Iz byootimus dai an…an….*chokes* an ai cants goes owrt! Teh sky is blu, teh wind is gentlol, teh temps ar fabulus an…..an…….aaawww poopsdegrass….ai runawaywifakwikness an goes owrt sied. Butt ai gawta go down de steps. Mai kingdum foar a stareglider oar sumwun 2 halp meh get down saeflee. Ai noes Ai can gets down butt need a spotter.

By: lil miss kitty

lil miss kitty — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:05:35 +0000

OMNOMNOM! *steals tub of cookie dough icecreemz* WHEE!