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Molly’s attempts to enter cyberspace were sadly thwarted
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: cheep via Our LOL Builder
Teechur, teh kitteh eetid my hoamwurk!
congratuleations on your firsty first post!
Fanks, Mew.
Akshulee, wii cawl it “nawt-sekkund”.
Iz yoo noob heer? Ifn so, Welkum to Cheezland! **offurs floofy paw of frenship**
yep,sorree. Congratuleations on your “nawt-sekkund” then ^^ *shakes floofy paw of frenship*
Welkum tu land ob cheez an rootbeer! *offers welcoming milkshake*
Mai pyooter duz dat alot! CONGA RATS rshb! Gud fuds foar ur Nawt Sekund? Martoonies? Choklits?
Ohai, KCT! Fanks foar teh conga-rats.
I can has sum hawt tee an toast? My belleh nawt has a happy dis moarnin.
Yoo guies has wutevur yoo want, tho.
I can has pina catlota?
Shur!
**gibs lil miss kitty a peenya catlolda**
Enjoi!
Yai! Thank yuus!
*Drinks happylee*
*gonk* Mai doggie stolded mai cheezycracker!
Hay ebreewun! Is National Ice Creem Dai in teh US!!!!!
*wheelz in hayuge maik-ur-own-sundai bar wif elebenty flavors uv icy creem an ebree topping knowed tew hooman er kitteh-king*
Pleez tew hep ur seffs! O, an lyke awl cheezland noms, iz garentied no-cal an akshulee cownts az a vegtible (but nawt taist lyke wun)
OMNOMNOM! *steals tub of cookie dough icecreemz* WHEE!
hmmmmm, wysh ai knu dis las nyte. Ai wudda skipt de Tiramisu custard frumm de custerd shawp fur de no kaleries kynd.
Oooooooo. it b brekkfuss tiyme heer, so I will b habbing sum Ben’n'Jerryz Sinnanomanom bun Iiec Kreem. Fankz BF!!
Ai haf dez wee lil Ben’nJerryz! Dey aur tew cuute tew nom! Mai ai ask, How ewe air tewdai, ur majestea?
Iz National Ice Creem Dai? Oh how wunnerful!! Ifinkso I will go git a BIG bowl an haz ice creem wif hawt fudge, maibii wif a warm brownie unnerneeth! Iz my patriotic dutie.
National Ice Creem Day? You guys get teh bestest holidays.
*writes to guvvermint an demands National Ice Creem Day in TTI*
Yeah! we needz National Ice Creem day in teh VLC, tew!
careful kitteh!
**Luuks arown**
**Nobodee heer**
YOINK!
**runsawaywifakwikness**
YOINKS RITE BAK! *runsawaywifakwikness* Gawt it bak rshb! *Brrrrrbbb*
No! I saw hur nawt-sekkund!
I has sutch a week week weekniss foar calikoes….an hur luuks so purty. WANT!
*yoinks while they be distracted* MINE! Mai kitty needs a nuu friend! *runsawaywifakwikness* YUU CAN’T CATCH A TRACK WUNNAH!!!
Hay, bring my kitteh bak!
**runz aftur lil miss kitty**
NUU! Mai kitteh! *Hides in shrubbery*
*swuups in awn Soopurr-Sylint-Majik-Inbisibol-Flyink-Roombah (bruums bees sooooo Owld Fashund)*
*jentlee yoinks teh lubli kalikow kitteh frum lil miss kitty*
*sprinklols Foargeddabowtit Dust awn lil miss kitty an rhsb, sew dey has noes meremburins ob teh lubli kalikow kitteh*
Der nao, lubli kitteh, yu can bees libbin wif mii an mai uver bebbehs! Ai bin tryin foar MUNFS tu yoink a kalikow bifoar rhsb gottit nawt sekund!
*snorguls teh kitteh, an dey flais Soopurr-Sylintlee an Majiklee awae*
Oh, luuk! A Kalikow! I wan teh kalikow!
Hay, Nawt tew be yoinking teh kittehs tayle, Red
{{{ RED}}}
**Yoinks catslave’s tayle an runsawaywifakwikness**
Jumps on Rhsb and wrassles wif her, purring lowdly… batz at rhsb’s hed … *hedbat*
**applyz bunneh-kik-of deth**
kikkikkik
**runsawaywifakwikness** stawps, truns round, looks at rhsb, gibs buttwiglol of doom tehn pownces on rhsb purring lowdly…
**puts catslave in a hedlok wif hur paws an playfullee noms awn hiz eer**
*runswifakwikness 2 rolrolrolrolrol ober rshb & catslave* *Purrs lowdlee* *baf bof wif sandpaper tung*
BAFF?!?!? AACK!
Nawt a Baff!!
ACCESS DENIED.
I was reminded of my old epson MX-100, and when I to check before printing to make sure i didn’t have feline paper jam…
Kitteh looks like the red ink gots all over her…. I no wanna baff her after this.
I finkso Molly haz an akkomplis.
Heer
Ai traid 2 post butt mai pyooter wuz doing itz own fing. *errrrrr!* Ai lieks calicos butt torties ar niec 2. Mai Missy B wuz a tortie. Wutz gnu wif ewe? Iz byootimus dai an…an….*chokes* an ai cants goes owrt! Teh sky is blu, teh wind is gentlol, teh temps ar fabulus an…..an…….aaawww poopsdegrass….ai runawaywifakwikness an goes owrt sied. Butt ai gawta go down de steps. Mai kingdum foar a stareglider oar sumwun 2 halp meh get down saeflee. Ai noes Ai can gets down butt need a spotter.
(carryed obber frum de preveeus LOL) Yay! KCT – yu bee won ov dem two – wawkers dat iz, IRL…conga rats fur yu gittin bak own yure own two feetsies!…zip, zip, zip…whut wuz dat?…dat wuz KCT zippin arownd agin! YAY!!!!!! {{{KCT}}}
*paintz spotz on KCT
Dere ya go!!
O fank u Griffin and cween! Ai faink u foar spots! Blu, reds, or lawtacolor spawts? Weeeeeeeeeee! Gawta goes tayke a short naps. Sacred nap tiem nao den ai’ll try go down layter. Schmoooooooo!
Enjoi ur nap, KCT!
I mite go owt laytur, ifn my belleh gets a happy.
Tell yu gurls whut – I’m fixin tu go wawk de PGA golf turnamint tu watch hour buddee Dicky Pride plays sum gawf…its 18 holes / abowt 4+ hours / an abowt 5 myles…if yu gurls don’t git yur wawks in tudai, yu kin hab sum ov myne – win ai gits bak ai’ll bee hawt an tyred enuff fur us awl.
Teh bak of my uppur legz iz soar. Iz dat ware teh ham-stringz iz? Donut kno why dey wud hurt tho.
Hazza gud nap. {{{{KCT}}}
Wen ai broekid mai leg tu bitts a fyu yeers agon (Ai feldid daown teh raveen) Ai had teh beri frytid tu goes daown teh stares awn kruchis, eben dough dey tottid mii inna hopspittil. Afftur awl – Ai awlreddee proobed dat grabbitee wuz nawt mai frend!! Sew, wen ai wantid tu goes aowt, ai wentid daown teh stares awn mai butt (*!*) aftur slydin teh kruchis daown ahed ob mii. Gowin bak up wuz eezee(er).
Bestist part ob fawlin daown teh raveen wuz awl teh fyermens hoo caem tu rescyuuin mii! Duzzins ob dem!!! *sigh* Dey flurtid wif mii an heldid mai hand tu keeps mii frum cryin, an dey toldid mii hao beri braev ai wuz beein. An den dey carreed mii bak up teh raveen liek teh prinsess beein carreed bai hur hansum fyermens survints. *nuvvur sigh* Mai frends wur waetin at teh tawp, an ai waevd ohai tu dem an sed dat, ifn ai’d noed dat teh Reskyoo Teem wuz sew strawng an hansum, ai’d hab frown maiself daown teh raveen yeers soonur!
*sighs sumoar*
Mabbeh ai goes foar teh nies wokk dis affurnuun – dat raveen nawt beri far frum heer …..
ooh, wut a eggsiting story!! glad yoo iz okay, glad teh firemanz wuz kind an hansum!! (hoep LCB not reeds dis, her mite get ideas!)
*Gaily waivez!
*goez out lukking fur a raveen
If Im not bak soon, send fyremenz!!!
Ohai {{{{KCT}}}} honnee, ai kno u wan tew goe owt but pleezpleezpleez tew be so cairful wif ur seff!!!!
WARNING: You have less than 10% Calico Ink remaining…
Click here to buy additional in catridges.
*sneeks missing “k” into post*
Ai jus fawt yu wuz keepin eet fur yurseff.
I’m sure I doesnot knoes whut u mean.
*nibbles on extra “f”*
*Yoinks* Ai needs foar footure catridge wen ai gets a printer wun sumdai. *stuffz in pokits*
*stuffz sum shmoos an hedbonks in KCT’s pokit fer laiter affer teh sakred nappytime*
KCT iz bakk! KCT iz bakk!!
*duz happy danse*
*happy dans thisaway*
*happy dans thataway*
*happy dans rownd in curcles*
oof @.@ (dizzee eyes)
yay KCT iz bakk!! {{{KCT}}}
I have this same printer. Kitteh is fascinated with it — wants it to be his robot sidekick.
Borg kitteh is 20% assimilayted.
I hope teh borg kitteh doesn’t get borked.
Iz ok – nawt Swedish.
Yah! Ai wunnder ifn teh StarTrek riturs had sumfin aginst Bjorn Borg? Ai fawt hee wus gud tennis playurr!
Does that mean teh borg kitteh willnot has massage capabilities?
Ooh! Ai haz teh pleh! back agin. Plz aneebunny tu bee walkin awn mai back. Eeh, ooh, aack, oh teh sufferin! O teh huje mannatee!
AWL kittehs can has teh massaj capapabilitees! Neads, neads, neads teh laps ov peeps awl teh tiems!
{{{{{Martoonie}}}}}!!!
Is OSSIM aifinkso
How was Rais for Lyfe?
Your knees an feets an anklols otay? ANy Blisters?
AN YAYYYYYYYYYY for awl the fund raisin yoo did
Callee~co Kitteh
wawntz 2 knoez wut maykz t3h straynjj
sowndz andz sukkz pay~purr?
Callee~co Kitteh
nawtz seez ennee tynee Mowseez
bizzee turrneengz geerz
Callee~co Kitteh
fyndz lidill bawkssez insydez
datz smellz wundurrfull!
Jack.
jack, yoo always haz teh bestest storiez to telling us abowt teh pikshurs!
Kitteh jam
Soe, iffen Sonata is inna bafftub wen ai wants tu taik a baff, r taht a kitteh clog?
Press Clear to reset kitteh
Is posibul to com out of cyburspase
http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4083531
lol, thats a gud wun!
Oooh! I just foundz mah new wallpaperz!
Mebbe it beez tiem for a “cat scan.”
My cat does that all the time. She’s gonna have XYPGMN printed on her face in purple ink one of these days and I’m just gonna sit back and laugh and laugh.