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Do gedda moob awn we’ll be laet
W000t!!! a freeway ty up!! Ummm I meen a free way ty!! Anni, ambercat adn BF!!! Hopping intu deh car and going tu deh ty booteek!! Dey b habbing deh bobblol hedded kittehz wif BINGO cardz in dere handz.
Yay! A free wai tie wiff Anni leedin bye a wisker! Congarats!
Thx!
It’s a jakpawt – geddintehcar!
Cheezez twice!
Grab ur daubers and haul hiney!
The ladies with their own daubers — you know they’re hard core.
And when they’re using 3 colors at once, they’re addicts.
dis kitteh bee inna da UK – she’s dribbin from da right side ub da car!
where iz mai luckee hatz? (an mai Chesterfields (ca. 1957)…
Pall Mall
Kents?
Lukee strykes?
Uff, my parents smoked those.
B-14… Binglol!
How u gitz binglol on deh nawt-sekkunnd number?? U cheeted!!!
noe! ai dint cheet, ai……erm…….anticipayted!
Iz mai turn tu cawl teh nummers…git choor reer in geer!
nyce car kitteh haz dere, aifinkso wun uv mai nefews had taht saim wun as a kidlet!
yew heer ub da littol boi da drovid his toy car inta a riber and it floated? He floated dawn da ribber inna heem toi car fur sumfink like 7 miloz! A boater peep sabed heem and he yelled dat dey hadda getz heem car outta da ribber two!!
Ai reeded dat online…dat iz one lukkee kidlet!
And hey…I’d want my toy car,too!
haz u gotz ur munnees tew?
Hurri! Sumwun will tyke owr lucki seets!
an owr lukkee kardz!
An I wanna sit by dat nyce Mr. Baxter, ya know hii haz a wynter home in Florida!
ai haz tew haz tyme tew set up mai lucki trool dolls an mai lucki frawgs an mai lucki plastik jebus!! C’mon wuuman!!
how bout yer lucki chahmz?
kin u get teh plastik jebus awff teh dashhbored?
ai don kaer ef et rainz oar freizez
laongz ai has mai plastuk jebus
ridain awn teh dashbored awf mai cah
ai kin drif eh hunnred mielz en our
lohngz ai has teh elmiitee powah
rite dere unnernedt teh fuzzee diez
Fru mai try-lols
Adn frib-yoo-lay-shuns
Adn mai trabells
Fru teh nayshun
Wif mai plastik Jebus
Iz gon far…
Ai nawt herd teh orijinul bershun, but ai lurvs teh Billy Idlol bershun!
Mi muminlaw waz beeg bingo player………..all da commintz soundz jus like her. Ai misses her.
ai doan reely lyke binglol but mai Nana did sew ai uzed tew taik hur, kno wat u meen bowt teh commintz!
{{{BOM an muminlaw}}} {{{Nana}}}
Whooohooooo!!!!
I juss won teh Lottery
*dansdansdans*
wooo hoooo! paartee at tidmum’s hawse!
*gets owt poyntee paartee hats an sordid noysemaekurs*
jk2kitteh…u had mi wit “sordid noysemaekurs”!
deafnitly maikaind uv paartee.
YAYYAYYAY!!! Wen da parti?
What, All of it?
onlee a tenner *sigh*
is enuff to bai sum Nip for teh floofybutts an a bar of choklitt for teh kidlest 
butt
I has a happi
*snerk*
Floofybutts! Ai cawl mai Nikita Floofybutt.
Eeck – U still heer?
I buyed Powerball tikkit 2day. Ifn I win, wii iz gonna has a CheezPartee!
Um….u be bringing Nikita, rite?
gud luk for teh Powerball winnin,rhsb
I winned tenquid on teh lotree tunite.
Wun day I is gonna win teh big wun. Yesh i am. Positib fots.I has dem
I finded a munnie yesturdai moarnin. (Iz amazin I saw ENNYFING, cuz I hadda tyred.)
Ennyway, I yoozed dat munnie to buy a Powerball tikkit. Jakpot iz 60 millyun munnies.
I finkso I can manidj awn dat.
Aifinkso ai cood at leest has a trai…wood be teh fun!!
Ai finded a maus in mai bbq yestidai, skayred us boff to elebenty…he be teh lukkee Ai opent it afor Ai lit it
Wud raffur finds a munnie, aifinkso!
yesh!! speshlee B4 liting it!!!
Foar sum reezun, dere iz a ded maus in owr bak yard, neer my smokin rok.
Pleh!
Second hand fumes,purrhaps ???
Sorry…dozed off for a bit..big day cleaning teh kittehs room!
Iffin dere iz such a cheezmeet, Nikita will be there.
Ai will fit her wif a tracking device ahead uv time!
Dat happind to me yesturday aftur werk. I fawled asleep in frunt of teh lappytawp!
Lawng week, I has haddit.
Ai haz a happi fur u!
OH Harolold I fink dat the electric Scooters wud be faster! den dis car
After Awl iz only a block away!
Ryden my Jazzy, lukkin snazzy!
owtta mai wai, punk!!
Watchit geezer, sii deez flames annsyde, dey gonna burn yu!
git AWFFF MAI LAWWN!
…
*skatches off, makes trenches in jk2k’s lawn* Neener, neener owld geezer! Eet my dust! *Speeds awf at 3mph!
LOOK OUT FOR DAT TREEEEE!!!!!
Iz 3km relee Jorj of teh Junglol?
*sends ebbil nomes aftur 3km*
maek mai dai!
Mawrmee Kitteh lubz
2 playz ‘Beeng~O!’. Canz nomz awn
cawrdz wenz no wun seez!
Mawrmee Kitteh sitz
awn Prittee Wun’s lap andz halpz
push t3h cawrdz arowndz
Mawrmee Kitteh canz
disstrakktz uddurr Hewminz so
hurz Prittee Wun winz!
Jack.
Applolsaws!!! Applolsaws!!! Applolsaws!!!
Wut kinda ways wood Agnes beez teh layt?
Absess toof (ouchie, me haz)
Borked likstip
Crampt curlers
D…
Deflayted tyre
Empty fuel-tank
Forked-up traffic
G…
gotta tuch up deh make upz
Hair needz fixin
In lawz on deh fone
J….
Joose awn cloase
Kitteh demahndink uhtenshuns (well duh)
Lolcats needz cawmint
Mousies awl obbur
N…
Nuffin tu wair in deh klozzit
OOooooooo……. dots…
P….
Pokey-drivin peeplol in frunt of yoo (I kno AWL abowt dis….grrrr…)
Queshtunablol lites comin awn
Runned ovur a skwirlol
S…
Saw dis, now blind.
T…..
Tip-toed frew deh tewlipz, trippt, fawllinged down & borkt anklol.
U….
Upset kawfee on herz lap (yowch!)
Vyohlint tummy-akes
Wevver iz teh pleh
X…
**fawls awf bed laffin**
Deer CC, PLZ to nawt let dat be enny of owr Cheezmenz!
Iz :shokky fais: SEAN CONERREE!!! I didn’t fink ennyfing kud make him luk bad, but I wuz rong. so rong.
Iz frum Zardoz, teh moobee. I fink. Craig Ferguson showded dis pikchur a lot.
OMCC!! Ai finnkso mai ayes nebber beez teh saym agaynz!! Iz skarrd fur lyfe!
Seanyur momint
T…
Tukinged in teh depends
Unner teh dress
Verry kwikly
W…
Tride awn awl teh juleree tu sea whut wud match hur dress
Undurstood it wuz tu starts latur
Vishuns ov winning cozd hur tu furgit teh tiem
W…
Wiel seh wuz hedding awt teh dore, teh foen rang
X-tree hard tu gets hur shues awn coz feets wuz swelld
Y…
YNGs wuz tew dis trak tin
Zipper borked awn hur dress
TAH DAH!!
Woke up
in wrong bedon rong side of bed.X….
Ai has sene choklit bingoe cards inna catalog. Aifink taht bee teh onlee kinda bingoe card ai cud win wif! Choklit alwais a winnur!
Adn tastee 2!!
Oh Hai, fikshunkitteh!! Hazn’t seeinged u much latelee. How u b?
Ohai my cween! Ai be fine, fanQ. Ben awai cuz ICHC adikshun aifinkso!!
oh, yes, dis kin b berry addiktive. Huzbin sez I b habbing a USB port adn staying plugged intew pooter awlla tymez.
Ai haz remembury frum a mooby ware hyoomins hadda respt…reslect…plug N2 fingy inna hedbones adn stuffz…earily klose 2 troof naodaze
ya do know how to make a sweet, mild-mannered, church-goin’ little old lady to swear so as to make a sailor blush in shame?
Yell “Bingo” nawt-sekkund?
bingo, er…..or zacktlay.
Ya kno how to mayk a redhed dryvin a Toyoda curse enuf to mayk a saylur blush in shayme?
ummm…. just to beeing in frunt ob her???
Nope. Dryve relee slow….an wen u hit teh horriblee tawp speed of a whoppin 45mph, hit ur brayks cuz u abowt to crak teh sown barryur!
Do dis foar at leest 7 milez, awn a rode dat haz NO gud playse foar passing!
yesh! aifinkso dat wood doit…ritlee sew!!
Aifink is reel resun mai chirch dusent awllow bingo–nawt cuz is liek gamblin but (!) cuz ov teh cussin!!
Frenz, I mite has come up wif a naym foar my car.
Veruca.
Butt, nawt dis wun!
Ai want it, Ai want it awl…adn Ai want it nao!!!
I lubs teh Qween song beddur, butt nawt fond of teh eyedea dat iz now yoozed awn a KREDIT KARD KOMMURSHUL!
O yea, ins tent grafitimikashun, ‘merika has it!
I got stoopid wif teh kredit kards yeerz ago an lernded my lesson.
Now, I’m in teh prosess of gettin rid of a bunch of stuf. Lotsa kwap – do nawt want!
I hope they have the good cinnamon donuts
And the hot tea
I had that car when I was a kid!
:O
I had dat same car when i was itteh bitteh!