Comments on: Show off!

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 05:54:24 +0000

This is too funny. I almost had a heart attack, it was so funny. Simplicity is best.

By: Mori

Mori — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 14:27:36 +0000

Oi anniii, ur so gut at nawt sekondz! <3

By: Pandita

Pandita — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:35:39 +0000

HAha löv it <3

By: eubie

eubie — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:35:22 +0000

Teh big nooz n r town yes sir day wuz taht sum peeps hoo bilt teir howses clothes bi teh ribber haz a upsets taht teir howses iz fawlin in teh ribber. Git on teh rite side ov teh levee, peeps!!

By: Tomi

Tomi — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 13:09:55 +0000

Awesome photo

By: わたしのりんご

わたしのりんご — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 07:06:51 +0000

y wud a birdie b liek a otter?

By: k.

k. — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:47:08 +0000

My inside starling watched the Olympic gymnastics and did exactly that! (only it was the men’s highbar routine that made her do this at the top of her cage). And then she sommersaulted her dismount and said “I want one of those gold medals”. And I’m not kidding, there were witnesses, but she is a genius starling!

By: NewShit

NewShit — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:31:32 +0000

After just having a dispute with my boyfriend, this made me laugh!

By: judson

judson — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:06:18 +0000

“Ok, lemme shows yew guize wun moar time. Dis is called ‘Skin De Cat’ INO why but it sounds good to me and itz easy.”

By: catslave

catslave — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:41:55 +0000

Ohai! Dis be foar Jd, TessM, Two_Minions and any otter Cheezpeeps in teh Porkland-Bancouber area. AI suggest dat teh next Cheezmeet be held at teh Powells’ bookstore at Beaberton Maul / Ceeder Hills crossing. they has floofy seats!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 23:28:26 +0000

Dis b wun uv deh reezinz I likez habbing deh howse-on-weelz!! If wii not liking deh wevverz, fluudz, wuteberz, wii just turning deh key and rollee rollee down deh road! :smug grin:

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 23:26:39 +0000

Puts a nawt-awld perspektiv awn teh frase “verticullee chalenjd”

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 23:25:53 +0000

imajin dis az a laffing fais. I hatez dehze noo smileez. dhey not making mii smilee berry muchlee.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 23:21:07 +0000

Kittehs finkso iz awl yu kan eet buffet!

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 23:13:23 +0000

Ohai WRr! Yu noe, diz does happen! Heer wen deh mtn ash berriez hangin onna treez git ripe, freeze adn furment, mae nayborz callz 2 hab mii git mae kittehz inside bc robinz bee als floppin arund stumbly liik onna lawn & squakin der birdy songz weird. Let mii show yu a quicky wae otta deh gene pool!! =^!^=

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 23:00:28 +0000

yessur, wii haz taht heer tew, plus stoopy peeplols hoo bild howses neggst tew owr flat laeks… an wunndur y teh baesmints flud awl teh tyme… it ussed ta bee a swamp, peeplols!

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:56:35 +0000

Whine taht wud choek a cherri?

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:56:14 +0000

whew, iz gud fing! woodnt want teh birdees tew fli ennee funnieer tahn tehy dew!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:51:17 +0000

Yep! Mahma Nature nawt realli kare bout da howse in hur wai, after awl, shii wuz heer nawt sekkund.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:43:18 +0000

Yep, dey awl haz tayls

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:41:38 +0000

deetayls, deetayls!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:38:09 +0000

Where Ai liv is foothill/semi-dezert, butt Mother Nature rememberz taht alla theze arroyos adn gulliez got carved by waterz a long long timez ago; adn teh peepz who builded a town here kinda forgotz abowt that. So once inna whilez it does rain, an then Mother Nature sayz, “O rly? Yu silleh peepz fink Ai gonna put my waterz someplace elts just becawz yu builded a howse tehre in teh arroyo? Srsly? Hah!”

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:36:55 +0000

Sorri, yu iz in da US grmawgs! Haz been a buzi week at wurks, nawt complainen, am fankful fur da buzzie, just maykes my mynd weeeeek by Friedeegdai.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:35:28 +0000

Ai fank CC dat Ai lib at teh tawp uv a hill, 150feet abuv teh lebel uv teh tydul part uv teh ribber. Iffn Ai get fluddid, teh rest uv Lundun wud be unner water to teh top uv St Paul’s Caffedrul!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:34:07 +0000

Iz same in da US. Buyer beware uf ware yur howse wuz built, check da records!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:33:27 +0000

Sometime iffen you can, listen to Austin Lounge Lizards’ recording of “Leonard Cohen’s Day Job”–on teh “Employee of the Month” album.

♫..I’ll beg if I must, ’cause I’m aching to hear
Your story, as I check your brakes, front and rear;
Can you play us that waltz, on your cheap violin?
Did you have a good time in Berlin?….♫

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:31:24 +0000

Dat bii da pleh! Last year dey bii buildin new neighborhood behynd mine an wuz blastin da limestone! Shake da howse wun dai wen I wuz home sik, skared mii tu deaf, thot sumwun hit da howse. Now wii awl haz cracking in da foundation, and building co. says “Wudn’t us, wii nawt know wat yu tawlkin bout”

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:29:49 +0000

Teh circle uv lyf. It kin be a doozee.

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:29:48 +0000

Ooooh, no liekee.

By: grmawgs

grmawgs — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:29:20 +0000

We can has hausez bilt awn flud plane , awn da clifz, awn da beech, in da mowntinz. nd da peepluz wundurz wy dey getz wet oar burnt oar blode awai bai da wind. sheesh!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:28:47 +0000

Aidonutfink Annipuss wants dat sawng…. an plz to stop callin meh Shirly!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:27:42 +0000

Da flooding bii da mizerable!! Seberal yrs ago wen I libbed in Florida our town flooded, thnk CC in nawt gitted intu mine howse, butt had tu park an da upper street an wade knee hi thru da yuky watters tu git tu mine home. Wii had fishes an snakes an awl kinds uf dirty fings floatin round, ebben gators in sum neighborhoods. wuz awful!

By: salleh

salleh — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:26:13 +0000

yep iz Pixar…….whiches, jess bah teh meerest ov ko-insa….co-insida…..co-insidun…..chanses …..iza abowt 5 blokz frum mah howse.!…

corse, rtie noaw dey ar n owt mah faborite cumpuny, dey iz bildin a noo bildin ….an dat meenz HUJJJJJJ pile driburs frum 8 tu 5 ebbery weekdaze….
hav nebbur herd pile dribburs befowr…..DO NOWT WANT !…
sigh….iz prolly guud dey ar bildin tho, guud sine huh?

By: jd

jd — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:24:58 +0000

Yesh, yesh. Naw, sumthymes, teh octopuses adn squid climb out ob deir tanks, slide across teh floor, into teh tanks ob teh fishies adn eets dem. (Troo!) Adn den teh flying otters nom teh octopuses adn squid insted.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:24:51 +0000

Aifinkso him gotted intu teh chokecherry wines

By: grmawgs

grmawgs — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:24:26 +0000

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:21:38 +0000

2 yeers ago, Swine Town rilly did flud so nao, if it rayns atawl, peeps go into panik an fone teh cownsil to maek it stawp – dunno wot tehy fink teh cownsil can do abowt teh wevver, but tehre yu go! Mai lidl streem fills oop, rite to teh top ob teh bank but tehre is a flud plane (wehre tehy wants to put mor howses!) juss daon-streem ob me, so awl teh ekstra warters spills ober tehre an Ai keep mai toeses drie!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:18:38 +0000

Ai had fergottid dat Thx fur rimyndin me – Ai doan’t fink!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:17:33 +0000

Ah, Lennerd Coewin – myoosik to slit yur rists to!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:16:35 +0000

Wot, eben Orville singin “Ai wish Ai cud flai”?!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:16:29 +0000

I singing tu u!!

♫♫♫
Like a burd on a wiyr
Like a drunk in deh midnite kwiyr
I haz tryingd in mine way tu b free.

Like a wurm on a huuk,
Like a nite frum sum ole fashund buuk
I haz savingd awl mai ribbinz fur thee.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:15:57 +0000

Thx Salleh – dat gabe me a lol!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:15:45 +0000

Mebbee iz boi burd tryin tu luk up kyoot gurl burds skirt.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:15:00 +0000

Iz Pixar rite? Lub dem!

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:14:32 +0000

Well, dey awl has teh bird-braynz. Wun moar so den teh uvvers?

By: Q.

Q. — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:14:16 +0000

Teh burd is doing her Lolympic routine on the uneven parallel bars! The judges give her a 10!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:12:12 +0000

Thx NS, Ennifing eggsept teh Birdy song!

By: salleh

salleh — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:11:09 +0000

oops forgotted teh linky ……

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:11:05 +0000

easy peasy! ai uzing dis site rite heer u write ur wurds an it flippy flops dem, den copie an paist!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:11:00 +0000

Wurld bii moore innerestin frum diz angle.