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Concatshoelaces on ur nawt sekkund, annipuss! Wut type uv sillybrayshuns duz u fink we shud haz?
Teh dans haz tu be Teh Birdie Song, shirly!
Aaaarrrggghhhh! NO!
Aidonutfink Annipuss wants dat sawng…. an plz to stop callin meh Shirly!
Thx NS, Ennifing eggsept teh Birdy song!
Wot, eben Orville singin “Ai wish Ai cud flai”?!
Ai had fergottid dat Thx fur rimyndin me – Ai doan’t fink!
I singing tu u!!
♫♫♫
Like a burd on a wiyr
Like a drunk in deh midnite kwiyr
I haz tryingd in mine way tu b free.
Like a wurm on a huuk,
Like a nite frum sum ole fashund buuk
I haz savingd awl mai ribbinz fur thee.
Ah, Lennerd Coewin – myoosik to slit yur rists to!
Sometime iffen you can, listen to Austin Lounge Lizards’ recording of “Leonard Cohen’s Day Job”–on teh “Employee of the Month” album.
♫..I’ll beg if I must, ’cause I’m aching to hear
Your story, as I check your brakes, front and rear;
Can you play us that waltz, on your cheap violin?
Did you have a good time in Berlin?….♫
Teh burd is doing her Lolympic routine on the uneven parallel bars! The judges give her a 10!
My inside starling watched the Olympic gymnastics and did exactly that! (only it was the men’s highbar routine that made her do this at the top of her cage). And then she sommersaulted her dismount and said “I want one of those gold medals”. And I’m not kidding, there were witnesses, but she is a genius starling!
Oi anniii, ur so gut at nawt sekondz! <3
wun uv deze iz nawt liek teh otters..
GMTA, jk2k!
wich wun iz diffrint, dew U noe?
y wud a birdie b liek a otter?
I C nuffin…
Datz nawt ferr … I nawt can C da piksher, sew I nawt can mayk gud kawmint…
It’s three rows of birds (in silhouette) sitting on wires. 22 of the 23 birds are right-side-up, and one is upside-down. The right-side-up bird to the left of the upside-down bird is calling the inverted one a show off.
deetayls, deetayls!
Yep, dey awl haz tayls
whew, iz gud fing! woodnt want teh birdees tew fli ennee funnieer tahn tehy dew!
Wun uv deez fings iz nawt liek teh otters.
JINX!!
Den agen, nun uv dem iz rillee much liek an otter…
U shud noez!!!
Yu shure abowt dis? I’b hurd dat wen ebrywun leebs teh zoo adn teh lites aer turneded off, teh otters grow fevvers adn fly arownd, swooping intu teh akwariums adn nom awl teh fishies.
Duz dat meen akwariums hasta restock eech and ebbree morning?
Yesh, yesh. Naw, sumthymes, teh octopuses adn squid climb out ob deir tanks, slide across teh floor, into teh tanks ob teh fishies adn eets dem. (Troo!) Adn den teh flying otters nom teh octopuses adn squid insted.
Teh circle uv lyf. It kin be a doozee.
mebbee wii shud figgur owt whut teh otters luuk liek…
One ob deez fings iz nawt naymed Shane
One ob deez fingz iz nawt liek teh otters
Which wun iz it?
Oar stoopid…
Well, dey awl has teh bird-braynz. Wun moar so den teh uvvers?
A lidl halp, plees?
Ohai Ambercat! Did teh rainz stop yet? Did teh rivr come in yur windoze?
2 yeers ago, Swine Town rilly did flud so nao, if it rayns atawl, peeps go into panik an fone teh cownsil to maek it stawp – dunno wot tehy fink teh cownsil can do abowt teh wevver, but tehre yu go! Mai lidl streem fills oop, rite to teh top ob teh bank but tehre is a flud plane (wehre tehy wants to put mor howses!) juss daon-streem ob me, so awl teh ekstra warters spills ober tehre an Ai keep mai toeses drie!
Da flooding bii da mizerable!! Seberal yrs ago wen I libbed in Florida our town flooded, thnk CC in nawt gitted intu mine howse, butt had tu park an da upper street an wade knee hi thru da yuky watters tu git tu mine home. Wii had fishes an snakes an awl kinds uf dirty fings floatin round, ebben gators in sum neighborhoods. wuz awful!
We can has hausez bilt awn flud plane , awn da clifz, awn da beech, in da mowntinz. nd da peepluz wundurz wy dey getz wet oar burnt oar blode awai bai da wind. sheesh!
Iz same in da US. Buyer beware uf ware yur howse wuz built, check da records!
Sorri, yu iz in da US grmawgs! Haz been a buzi week at wurks, nawt complainen, am fankful fur da buzzie, just maykes my mynd weeeeek by Friedeegdai.
Ai fank CC dat Ai lib at teh tawp uv a hill, 150feet abuv teh lebel uv teh tydul part uv teh ribber. Iffn Ai get fluddid, teh rest uv Lundun wud be unner water to teh top uv St Paul’s Caffedrul!
Where Ai liv is foothill/semi-dezert, butt Mother Nature rememberz taht alla theze arroyos adn gulliez got carved by waterz a long long timez ago; adn teh peepz who builded a town here kinda forgotz abowt that. So once inna whilez it does rain, an then Mother Nature sayz, “O rly? Yu silleh peepz fink Ai gonna put my waterz someplace elts just becawz yu builded a howse tehre in teh arroyo? Srsly? Hah!”
Yep! Mahma Nature nawt realli kare bout da howse in hur wai, after awl, shii wuz heer nawt sekkund.
yessur, wii haz taht heer tew, plus stoopy peeplols hoo bild howses neggst tew owr flat laeks… an wunndur y teh baesmints flud awl teh tyme… it ussed ta bee a swamp, peeplols!
Dis b wun uv deh reezinz I likez habbing deh howse-on-weelz!! If wii not liking deh wevverz, fluudz, wuteberz, wii just turning deh key and rollee rollee down deh road! :smug grin:
Teh big nooz n r town yes sir day wuz taht sum peeps hoo bilt teir howses clothes bi teh ribber haz a upsets taht teir howses iz fawlin in teh ribber. Git on teh rite side ov teh levee, peeps!!
Maaaawm! Kristofer pushed me off teh wier AGAIN!!!!
ǝןƃuɐ sıɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ɹǝʇʇǝq ɥɔnɯ sʞooן
OMCC! Too kewl, BF! Hao yew dew dat?
easy peasy! ai uzing dis site rite heer
u write ur wurds an it flippy flops dem, den copie an paist!
aifink tehy haz bean infiltrayted bya batburdie!
Ai has a yooneek perspektib awn lyf.
… which is lieklee beddur den a eunich’s perspektib awn lyf, aifinkso.
Ooooh, no liekee.
heerz mah faborite cartuun …..Birds ona wire
oops forgotted teh linky ……
Iz Pixar rite? Lub dem!
yep iz Pixar…….whiches, jess bah teh meerest ov ko-insa….co-insida…..co-insidun…..chanses …..iza abowt 5 blokz frum mah howse.!…
corse, rtie noaw dey ar n owt mah faborite cumpuny, dey iz bildin a noo bildin ….an dat meenz HUJJJJJJ pile driburs frum 8 tu 5 ebbery weekdaze….
hav nebbur herd pile dribburs befowr…..DO NOWT WANT !…
sigh….iz prolly guud dey ar bildin tho, guud sine huh?
Dat bii da pleh! Last year dey bii buildin new neighborhood behynd mine an wuz blastin da limestone! Shake da howse wun dai wen I wuz home sik, skared mii tu deaf, thot sumwun hit da howse. Now wii awl haz cracking in da foundation, and building co. says “Wudn’t us, wii nawt know wat yu tawlkin bout”
Thx Salleh – dat gabe me a lol!
Wurld bii moore innerestin frum diz angle.
Mebbee iz boi burd tryin tu luk up kyoot gurl burds skirt.
Aifinkso him gotted intu teh chokecherry wines
Whine taht wud choek a cherri?
Ohai WRr! Yu noe, diz does happen! Heer wen deh mtn ash berriez hangin onna treez git ripe, freeze adn furment, mae nayborz callz 2 hab mii git mae kittehz inside bc robinz bee als floppin arund stumbly liik onna lawn & squakin der birdy songz weird. Let mii show yu a quicky wae otta deh gene pool!! =^!^=
Kittehs finkso iz awl yu kan eet buffet!
Puts a nawt-awld perspektiv awn teh frase “verticullee chalenjd”
Ohai! Dis be foar Jd, TessM, Two_Minions and any otter Cheezpeeps in teh Porkland-Bancouber area. AI suggest dat teh next Cheezmeet be held at teh Powells’ bookstore at Beaberton Maul / Ceeder Hills crossing. they has floofy seats!
“Ok, lemme shows yew guize wun moar time. Dis is called ‘Skin De Cat’ INO why but it sounds good to me and itz easy.”
After just having a dispute with my boyfriend, this made me laugh!
Awesome photo
HAha löv it <3
This is too funny. I almost had a heart attack, it was so funny. Simplicity is best.