
HOGWARTS POST OFFICE When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
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HOGWARTS POST OFFICE When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
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We innerupt this LOL to maek to foLOLowin Nouns Mint bowt Teh Rayse Fur Lyf
Larst Caturdai mornink (miggul ob the nyt, fur the Merkin peeps), Tidmum, TehAngstyWun an me wolked 5km, arownd a contree park, in Swine Town. An ebery step we tuk raisd munnees fur Cancer Research UK. It awlso raised blisters but we dint cayr; we kept goin enneewai!! Tidmum has the varry cuss vanes anna borkd bak; TehAngstyWun has the fibro my ouchia; an mai pelvis has been miss teary us lee replaised wiv cheesy wotsits – butt(!) we awl kept goin to the end.
Between us, we haz raisd abowt £1000 ($1622)
Tomorro, SJ/Martoonie dus her Rayse Fur Lyfe at Hyde Park, in Lunnon. She has raised a fur nommy nul amownt awlreddy – ober £1000 awl bai hersef!!! – butt (!) wudn’t sai “no” to mor sponsors!
Awl owr sponsor paijes R still “lyv”, tho myn an Tidmum’s an TehAngstyWun’s will go doan verree sune, so if yu wud lyk to sponsor ennee ob us, or just sai “Well Dun”, or “Gluk” plees go to
Rais Reminder
Awn CheezTownCryer
Mennee cheezfrenz has been affected bai cancer, heers juss a fyoo hoo cud Benny Fit form ennee munnies yu can spayr fur Cancer Research UK (Ai kno it’s a Brit charridy, but they is verree gud at playin nyse an shairing wiv odders!)
Elsa-Mama’s Matt
Pwnedby2kittehs
Mitts
Catslave
Cassidy an Hubcat
Go Martoonie!
Fang q! Ai has a bit ob a nervuss, an hopefullee will nawt end up in teh ambyoolanss (oar drownded if teh wevver forecast is to be bleeved!).
Ware ur wadder wings!
*hammer hammer hammer*
*Bzzzzzzzzzt*
*hammer hammer hammer*
*thunk*
*crash*
Owie!
*BDM hops arown awn wun paw*
*Pzszszszszt*
*hammer hammer hammer*
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Dere. Ai haz builded yew an inbiziblol bublol tew beh halping yew keep da waddurs orf and yr furs drii az yew parti… per… purr…. dew sumfink fur a wervy cauws!
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Fangsyew fur dewin dish!
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*schmoo!*
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Here it iz…um, heer sumwares… :blush:
Ooh an imbizibul bubblol! How wunnerful, fang q! Nao, wehr’d it go…
W00t!! Woot!!
Ai will be wiff yoo in spirit an be holding yur hand! So yoo cant drown! Becuz ai am kwite a gud swimmer! an Ambercat iz, too!! An just remember yoo dont hav to wawk fast – wunz yoo ar wet, yoo ar wet!! An tehn yoo wont end up in teh amyoolanss eether!! *fingurs Xed fur yoo!!*
Maybee neggst yeer ai can com an wawk wif yoo! Sounds laik fun, akshoolee!
Waht taim iz it mai spriit needs to bee there???
It’s 11 am BST – that’s the same time as this lol, so 6 am where you are, JCH4K.
Teh rayce starts at elebenty??
Mai spirit may be sleepy – but it WILL be there!!!
R yu wolkin wiv frends, or hav peeps to cheer yu awn? Ai did mai furst 2 RforL’s awl on mai loensum – wus verree nyse to do it wiv Tidmum and TehAngstyWun (an mai frend Emily) tihs tym, an to kno teh Cheezpeeps wer cheerin us an, form al ober teh werld!
R yu wolkin wiv frends, or hav peeps to cheer yu awn? Ai did mai furst 2 RforL’s awl on mai loensum – wus verree nyse to do it wiv Tidmum and TehAngstyWun (an mai frend Emily) tihs tym, an to kno teh Cheezpeeps wer cheerin us an, form al ober teh werld!
Ekko…ekko….ekko….!
OOOOOOHH!!! Dubbl poast!!! Meens Gud Luck fur teh Martoonie!!!
Ai needs awl teh luk ai can get! Ai’m doin it awn my own, but Mr Martoonie has promised to come wif me an cheer me awn. He wuz goin to walk wif me but ai told him he is diskwalified awn seberal cownts!
Still – verree sweet indeed.
An – a gud thing fur teh diskwaificayshun, ai think!!
Ai’m nawt promissin, but Ai wull trie 2 get dere 2 cheer u awn – iffn Ai aer nawt dere in purrsun, Ai wull be dere in thort!
Fang q! Smoos! An nao – ai rly must go to teh shops.
Soe muss Ai! Bai fur naow!
Oh Annipuss, yu is a verree kynd purrrrrsun; hao thortful ob yu!
Ob corse, she will nawt be able to see me, becoz ai will be moovin so fast – ai will just be a blurr! Ai wuz awn steroids last yr an so will be sooper speedy!
Summary ob drug yoose:
Get bit by ebil fing – species unknown
Get ‘lerjik reackshun to bite – leg swells up to 3x normal size
Get tetanus shot
Get ‘lerjik reackshun to tetanus shot – arm swells up to 3x normal size
Small children point at me in street an laff
Get steroids
Run faster tahn teh wind! Am banned from teh Lolympics ob corse, but u cannawt has eberyfing.
Ai had teh asteroids, yeers ago, to maek me nawt thro oop, afteh teh evil meds – it dint maek me run farst butitdidmaekmetalktalktalkvereefastandwivowtstoppinnawtebentosleepfurdaisawnend! So Ai too am band form teh LOLympix – still, we can go an camp in Annipuss’s bakgardun, wiv awl teh odder cheezpeeps, an wotch teh afleets, hoo has neber eber eber had teh asteroids, uhuh, nawt neber, juss teh asmah inhaylor an teh coldcyoor, onnist, taek part in al teh runnin, jumpin, throin and plain wiv bawls ob varyus syzes!
“plain wiv bawls ob varyus syzes”
*snerk*
*drags mind owt ob gutter*
Oh wut teh h*ll
*lets mind get bak into gutter agin*
Teh NB is wayt’n 4U at teh finnish lien, aifinksew.
Maibee der b sum peeps frm teh Sweden adn teh Norway, 2!!
*raizez glass wif beberaj*
Ai’ll drinks tew dat!
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*Joyns Martoonie’s mind inna gutter.*
gud luk!
bai teh way…Yur naym reeminz mii awf dis:
Honestly, occifer, I’m not half so thunk as you drink I am!
I only had ti martoonies and a scottle of botch!
And, anyway, I have all sober to Sunday up!
Well, vicar, ai finkso dat’s nawt such a good eggskews!!!
Myt maek hims Sir Monse a bit mor innerestin tho!
Yes!!!! This iz a MOAST werthee cause!! And awl munnies ar welcome! Reserch iz reserch an will benny fit awl!
An – if yoo dont know how much yoo ar giving?? One pound iz about $1.60. So 5 pounds iz about $8 – an 10 pounds about $16.
An yoo ar awl reelee smart! Yoo can do teh maths frum heer!
But we awl hav peepl we luv verree much hoo haz teh canser. An we MUST fite it wif ebree thing we can.
An ebery penny / cent / roopee / shinee pebble dat u donates goes strate to teh charitee – it duz nawt go to me, oar awn adminnystrayshun oar ennyfing else (we has to pay teh entranss fee dat cubbers teh cawsts ob organisin teh race, so awl teh donayshuns goes to teh charitee itself). If u cannawt spare teh munnies (ai knows u has kittehs to feed an bills to pay) ur support is awlso gratelee appreesiated. Fang q bery mush to awl teh cheezpeeps who has alreddy sponsored any wun ob us or gibbon us kind words ob support.
Ai no gotz ekztraw monies (ptooie, haatz dat!) butt (hee hee) ai gotz lawtza speer-it 2 b sendin wif u.
Fang q – ur kind forts is bery helpful an mush appreeseayted!
Hoo?
Yoo!
Floo?
Troo!
Ooh!
Dat’s a straynj pijn hoel sistum!
Dey’s nawt pijns! Dey’s owls!!!
Dat’s wat maeks it straynj!
Eggzackly right! Dey’s pijn contaynrz, not pijnz
mauses nawt garanteed 2 arrive in da sayme condishun u posted dem
OHAI AllyBally!!! Do yoo hav a big yello ball in yur skye today????
hai, JCH4K… noes, ai iz afrayd we haz big grey clawdz an wet stuffz fallin from da skyz 2day!
Martoonie… ai hopez u nawt getz it fur da walk 2moro! it pleh!
Fang q – we has teh beeg blak clowds now – teh yello ball is still dere but is lukkin rather nervuss – ai finkso teh plastic mac mite be rekwired tomorrow!
Plz nawt tu poast Maus! Hee nedes tu bee atteh Mausdotter’s welding…er, wedding!
himz will still get dere… but mibbe in pellet form afta a trip froo da owl dijes… didg… fud system!
eatin of teh maus is hailee frownd upon. eet brings yu seben yeers bad luk, an all sortsa leegl trubls witch ar difficult to parse. we shud make a rul, all postin of teh maus, mus be dun in an owl pruf contayner.
*luks round fur an own pruf contayner*…
Rite, becaws teh owls donut delibber teh groceries, ai must go to teh soopermarket becaws we has no noms in teh hows at AWL an if ai duz nawt get up awf my a*** we will awl starv to deff. See u layder!
Oh, if yu is goin to teh shops, can yu get me:
Aspidistrah
Bunyun chizel
Collie flowrs
D…….
Donuts
Eggz
Fish’n'chips
Gushifud
H…
JINX awn teh eggz!!
Doggee biskits (frend heer haz too corgies an a teenee weenee weenee dog!!)
Eggs
Furrrbawl stuff
G. . .
Gross sherries
Hairbl (auntie) treetz
IceKreem (kawfee flabor)
Joos (kranbeerie & pom a granite)
K…
Kool aydz(red kindz)
Likorush
Mangoz
N…
Koala treets
Lemmun sherbertz
Munkee bred
Nuts n bolts
O……
Octopussies
Pork U pines
Qumquats
R….
Rooobarbs
Stikky toffee puddin
Taters
Unicorn steaks
Vejjtables (to be frown away in 2 weeks time wehn awl furry / runny)
Wottermellon
Xtra stuffs
Yello peppers
Zebra joose
Ai’m back now – an we has FUDS!!! Hurray!!!
Unicorn steaks!!
*sniff…teary eye*
U means a tofu slice tu be feedin to teh unicorn, rite?
Rite?
*teary eye peering ankshuslee at martoonie*
Sowwy, wuz a typo! Ai ment unicorn STAKES – teh stakes to tie teh unicorns to for teh maneantail brushin an teh horn polishin – dose unicorns can be skittish!
Tanks for teh ‘splanation. My imagination is seteling down nao.
Ai nevvar drink teh Mountain Dew soda acoss it looks too mush liek teh zebra joose
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an evry othr animal joose too…yellow eew
Teh Mountain Dew is teh scaree. U cannawt buy it heer in TTI – it has too mush caffeene so it iz banned (srsly!) – dey made a speshul vershun ob it for yoorp a few yrs ago wiv most ob teh caffeene taken owt but ai fink only about five peeps eber drank it.
Teh Hogwarts Postminz no hasta wurry abuot beinging chazed bi teh goggies, neefer.
nopes, dey jus rise abuv dem *gigglols*
Doin’ da Martoonie danze. Go Go Go Martoonie!
Hee hee – fang q!
iz hopez it workz goodz.
Barn owls are weirder looking than I thought
An tehy canute fynd a maet if it’s raynin: too wet to woo!
*heddesk*
*groan*
Martoonie an awl who participimate: my prayers are wit you; may you run or walk like the wind and raise lotsa munnies. I losted my daddy to it 2 1/2 years ago. so I noes it important! {{{{{{{martoonie and all}}}}}}}
Fang q – ai’ll do mai best. Teh cancer is teh pleh an ebils so we must help teh scientists (nawt teh ebil wuns) kick its butt.
*ponders*
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Ifn an ebil sy in tist fites da ebil cansurs, duz dis maeks him nawt ebil?
ooh – dat’s a hard wun. We needs Phillipe d’Beaker and Igor to answer dat, ai finkso!
Owls+”overnight”+unusually large grouping of
sum=mild amusement +/- optional humor
Wow. Taht’s a impressive wun, Amebercat! Fankies, BGee – ai wuz puzzlin and puzzlin till my puzzler wuz soar.
Woo’s awn firs* … luks liek Woo’s awn sekkund, 2 … adn fird … ek set ra
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*sorry 4 teh bad wurd!
*SNERK*
Ohai 2minions! iz ewe ready for anudder Cheezmeet here in Porkland area. AI iz suggesting teh Powells bukstor in Seeder hills Crossing maul. in Beberton. tehy haz floofy seats!
These Hogwarts related Lolz always PWN EPICALLY.
My favorite sentence from a Harry Potter movie has got to be ‘did you get my owl?’
Sorry to interrupt the LOLs, but I have to say, those owls are just straight up beautiful.
of course, these mail birds require a treat.
What can brown (owl) do for you?
OMG! That was one of teh furst things dat came to mah mind when i saw dat flick, yhe owl post !
…then Ill send it via email!?!!?