Comments on: Li’l Wiskars is awflee

By: Kurt

Kurt — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 00:37:37 +0000

could be worse, could be “Flying leap off the table followed with hanging by front claws from your butt” That’s what I get I guess for adopting basement cat.

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 20:30:28 +0000

Luk awae!! Luk awae!!!!

By: Kurt

Kurt — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:27:43 +0000

Mommeh kitteh is awflee gorjus too. luvs dem bloo eyes.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 18:06:40 +0000

Member tiem uz sat n meh an lik ma faze wit ur scratchy tung ober an ober? pay back tiem.

By: caramelchef81

caramelchef81 — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:29:56 +0000

Hmmm…iz nawt shur awl dat be kuvvered butt (!) aifinkso ai will leed teh klass in masterin kitteh survitood!

By: blackbellied_jack

blackbellied_jack — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:36:46 +0000

Snarfle! snork snork! hehe

By: catena

catena — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:33:59 +0000

Yur naym reeminz mii awf dis:

Honestly, occifer, I’m not half so thunk as you drink I am!
I only had ti martoonies and a scottle of botch!
And, anyway, I have all sober to Sunday up!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 10:23:05 +0000

Is too erly in teh mornin to be maudlin – hab anubber drink!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 10:19:43 +0000

Cheerz!!!
*getz a bit maudlin*
Ai luvs yoo guize!!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 10:17:11 +0000

Cheerz!!!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 10:13:19 +0000

Ai’ll drink 2 dat!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 10:12:29 +0000

MUSt bee troo!! Yoo guize ar such characters!! LOL! *big smylee fayce*

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 10:10:21 +0000

An is awlways 6 o’clok in teh ebenin SUMwehr.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 10:09:04 +0000

Tehre is oenlee wun 6 o’clok in teh dai an it happuns in teh evenin wiv a martoonie!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 10:05:18 +0000

6 a.m. IZ teh middul uv teh nite!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 10:03:41 +0000

Sumtaims it iz hard to do that!! Eben tho ai haz bin doing funee taim zones fur moast ov mai laif, ai still sumtaims cawled peepl – having goan teh rong direkshun in taim – an woke tehm up in teh middlol ov teh nite!
Tehy were offen VERREE Sir Prized!!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 10:02:51 +0000

Well obveyussly we organised dat speshully for u. It cost us lots ob munnies an teh elektrissity bill wuz ginormus, but we cud nawt hab u gettin rained awn.

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 10:01:18 +0000

Builds charakter, apparentlee. *rolls eyes*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:59:38 +0000

Butt. . . wehn ai wuz there, there wuz a big yello bawl in teh skye ebree day!!!
Well – last taim, eneway

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:59:28 +0000

Sownz like u is habin phun. Yah, ai nawt shoor why but ai forted it wuz teh middlol of teh nite – ai cud nawt take 5 away from elebenty an maek six.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:58:33 +0000

Yup, been tehre, dun taht!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:56:09 +0000

Oh ai say, ai fort for a moment dat it wuz a real Ingerlish person! Ur ackscent is purrfect!
Yesh, we still has to do it in teh rain – in TTI if we reshedyooled ebery time it rained we wud neber get ennyfing dun!
Ai’m shoor awl ob teh TTIers has at one time sat awn teh beach in swimming cossie an a plastic mac, in teh rain, becauws is SUMMER an in teh summer we goes to teh beach. Eben if it is SNOWIN.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:55:37 +0000

Janet, tehre R mennee, mennee, mennee Rayses fur Lyf, oop an daon teh contree, wiv fahsands ob peeps at eech wun – plus marshalls an press an raydeeo an carpark tendants an so awn an so forf. Yu canute rilly tell awl tohse peeps, “Oh, it is raynin, can yu com tomorrow, insted?” plus, if yu cansul events in TTI, cos it is rayning, nuffink wud eber happen!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:54:56 +0000

Weeeellll. . . LOL!!! Akshoolee, it iz teh verree urlee!! Itz 10 minnits to six in teh moarning, an ai dont know wai ai am up!
Ai’m at mai frend Lorine’s haus in Doylestown, PA – except it’z reelee in teh countree. An we ar having lots ov fun. An there haz bin a big yello ball in teh skye ebree DAY!!!!
An yesterday we were in a place cawled “New Town” an itz 350 yeers awld!! LOL!!
An tonite we ar going to a purrfurmance ov “Lucia di Lammermoor” in Princeton, NJ.
AND Thursday – ai am meeting mary Ospockn!!!!!!
An we ar going to see Maus in hiz purrfurmance of “Camelot” in Longwood Gardens.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:49:13 +0000

If it iz rayhing reelee hard – ebreewun still goes?? They don’t hav anuther day sshedooled???

(Did yoo see mai Ingerlish akscent??? )

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:47:02 +0000

Oooh, faerie caeks. Nomnomnomnom. Yesh it has been rainin awl weekweekweek in torrenshul fashun.

Janet, it is teh laet for u – iz u plannin to head awn out to teh niteclubs an get awn down wif ur bad self?

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:44:55 +0000

Ai hope so too – ai wuz finkin ai wud has to do teh race in mai swimmin cossie an waders! Teh wevver forecast is nawt so great, ackshully.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:43:18 +0000

Gud morning to yoo!!! Ai am in Doylestown, PA an we ar having byootiful whether!!
It haz bin rayining in teh TTI??
An nao there iz a big yello ball in teh skye???
That soundz prittee – an priittee egg sighting, too!

*passes round sum faerie caeks*

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:43:09 +0000

Duz it include such important safe tea advice as:
- regular an promt feedin of kitteh to prevent bleeding
- teh warin of nite-vision goggles (nawt goggies) to spot kitteh curled up awn stairs in teh dark
- full body armour if a visit to teh v. e. t. is rekwired
- an ob corse – teh warin ob teh chrg oar fiftees style bathin cap at awl times to prevent kewtness-induced splortin?

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:39:43 +0000

Ai hoep it’s still tehre tomorro, wen yu do yur Rayse fur Lyf! Ai has a nouns mint bowt taht, to put awn teh 11am (TTI tym) LOL

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:37:56 +0000

Moarnin awl an happy caturday to eberywun! Ai has sum shokkin noos for u awl – is NAWT rainin in TTI!!!! Tehr is dis big yello ball in teh sky – ai nawt shoor wut it is, but is nice.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:20:27 +0000

Two bebbeh kittehs????? That iz splorting gud noos indeed!!
An teh pet sayftee class sounds verreee interesting. Ai dint know there were such things!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:16:23 +0000

This iz SOOOOOO sweet!! An so vividlee ritten!! Ai can see it so cleerlee.

Barney iz mai velcro kitteh! Being carreed around iz hiz moast favoritist thing in teh whirrld.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:12:37 +0000

LOL!!! that reelee WUZ cloase!! 3 moar minnits an yooda bin dun fur!!! :big smiley grin:

By: Cat_S

Cat_S — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:03:05 +0000

Kits is quiut! Go see whut deys doin …and stop em!!

By: ShadowsMommy

ShadowsMommy — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 06:03:57 +0000

mines kitteh tu, he ingores me eben if I haz noms. next day he is awl better though.

By: nismo

nismo — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:26:14 +0000

bat bat bat

By: judson

judson — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:16:32 +0000

Lil Whiskers gets a lesson on when, how, an why you administer a dope slap, in 3..2..1.

By: smileycat

smileycat — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:46:43 +0000

woot! woot!
derz 2! wun on teh leff syde and wun onna syde ob teh camel.

By: caramelchef81

caramelchef81 — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:44:52 +0000

Dis be OT butt (!) iz berry eggsided cuz tumorrie ai git tu attin…aten…goes tu a pet sayftee adn see-pee-arr klass! iz gud tu noes dees fings aifinkso! ADN mai roomayt just towld meh taht hurs gittin tu bebbeh kittehs! iz awlmost slpotin frum teh eggstymint alone!

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:31:19 +0000

It was the sweet… an da komical! Jump orf da bed, down da hawl, and da stayrs and into da kitchin tew get tew meh.
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A berry sweet memree

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:28:57 +0000

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This pixshor is berry kewl… contayns linkees tew winkipidia
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And LOLCats iz in! (luk fur kitteh onna far left syd!)

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:25:34 +0000

Fank CC ai duz nawt do teh Starbuks fing!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:23:34 +0000

*hassa eggcited!!!*

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:23:00 +0000

Of corse! Adn teh monorale kitteh too!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:21:00 +0000

That bii sooo sweet! Mine kittehs akt lyke da wurkers were just recaptured an returned tu da faktory. When da suitcase comes owt (veri rarely) dey git awl offended.

By: caramelchef81

caramelchef81 — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:16:18 +0000

Ahh…dis LOL remins meh uv wen meh adn mai litter mayts wuz kittens adn we wud *NAWT IT* tu sea hoo gawtid tu go waek mahm up. yooshully bai sneekin up neks tu hurs adn wispurrin in hurs eer. But (!) we wuz kidletts sew wispurrin wuz lowd adn inbolbded sprayin wile we wuz sayin!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:11:31 +0000

POW!! BAM!! just liek in teh comik buks!

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:10:16 +0000

Ai haz velkro kitteh moast da thymes… Wen ai wuns wented tew bisit mah sister half wai cross da kontree and was gonded five dais, ai had frens checking up on Bud. He ignored them. I came hoam, eggspektin tew has kitteh meet meh at da door.
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No kitteh.
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Ai luked an mah frens and dey sed, dis is hao he has been. Ingnores us.
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Ai had the surprised and thoted fur a minute.
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“Buddy?”
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*THUD*
*scramble*
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*scramble* across the kitchen floor
*Jump intew mah arms*
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Mah frens lukd at me an sed
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“We know hwoo Mahm is!”

By: catena

catena — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 02:16:48 +0000

adn gud nite tu yu tu! ai nedez tu be ahslepe soon