Li’l Wiskars is awflee
Li’l Wiskars is awflee quiet. Ah wunders wat dat kid is up to.
i dont fink u iz goin 2 haz dinner tonite.
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haiiii—–YAH!
o, congratz jk2 and night awn yur nawt sekkund!!!
fankyew!
*pulls owt trai uv sordid noms and drinkees*
lets awl sillybrate caturdai tewmoarrow!
Den *POW* — rite in teh kissur!
Hunneemoonaz ref FTW!
to tha moon alice!!!
Buss him ryt in hims hed!! BAP!!!
POW!! BAM!! just liek in teh comik buks!
:snerk:
Lil Whiskerz is awflee kewt!!!
*titenz CHRG!
SSSS….
…….PPPPP…..
………LLLLLLL…..
………….OOOOOOO…..
…………………RRRRRRRRRR……
Snarfle! snork snork! hehe
kwik! put diz awn!
*hans cw an extree-hebbee-dootee CHRG wif nyce dekorayshuns*
oooooo. Fankeez!!!!
*pullz eggs tree hebbee doodee CHRG wif nyce dekorayshuns on
Whew!!! dat wuz klose!!!!
glayd ai cud hep, wii hazta keep owr cween hell(!)thee!
LOL!!! that reelee WUZ cloase!! 3 moar minnits an yooda bin dun fur!!! :big smiley grin:
Luk awae!! Luk awae!!!!
Mommeh kitteh is awflee gorjus too. luvs dem bloo eyes.
diz luuks liek mai Chessie, an it reelee iz haow hee iz sumtymes! ebben naow, wen he’z moastly awl groawn up… wii cawl dem ‘kitteh drive-by’s’.
Dat iz wat wii say bout Lucy. Shii lubs tu sneak up behynd tu an attack an run.
yep, hynd unner teh bed an jump-an-stryke-an-run!
could be worse, could be “Flying leap off the table followed with hanging by front claws from your butt” That’s what I get I guess for adopting basement cat.
Dat kid iz up to no gud, Ms Kitteh!
Kits is quiut! Go see whut deys doin …and stop em!!
Iz nebber gud fing wen da kidletts are qwiet! Awlwais meens truble.
hehehe! it taeks alawt ob brane powur tu come up wifs da truble. dats why kidlets get kwiet!
an dats awlso wye wen yuu ask dem “wat wur yuu finking??!?!?!?!?!?!” dey kin ownlee ansur, “ai donut noe!” cause dey’re branezes aer tuu tierd frum comen up wifs da truble!
Yep! An juss try tu ask dem WHY dey did sumfing. I dunno, it lukked fun!
hallo, cheezfrens! Ai be bak hoym wif mai kittehs afta be-an ahwai.
Hoym wif da kittehs bii da bestest playse ifinkso!
Does ur kittehs turn into teh velcro kittehs when u gets home after being aways a lot of whiles?
yehs, dey bii vuree vuree clengii
Ur kittehz iz deh Klingonz?
ai, kaptin! dey wahlik rais!
Wuz ur kittehs velcro kittehs wen u gotted bak from teh cheezmeet, LCB? Plz to give dem boaf skritches behind teh eerz (iff dey liek dat, uv coarse) fur Intertubes Auntie Nightshayde.
Yes, they was teh velcro, Liam specially. This was teh first time I had been away moar than 24 hours since I got either of them.
Neither one is within skritching range at teh moment, but I will pass along ur massage as soon as I can.
I knew people whose cat would get incredibly annoyed with them if they were gone for more than a day. He’d get up on the counter, open the cupboards, and pull the dishes out. They know because they caught him doing it once.
I’m glad mine are the velcro kitteh kind rather than the angry vengeful kind.
It will be teh interesting to see whut happens teh next time I brings out teh rolly suitcase and start putting stuffs innit.
When I hadded my Jethro, teh naybor who petsat sed Jethro hided whenever he came over but one day he was there, petting Esme, and suddenly Jethro came in teh room and demanded to be petted also. And he came out every time after that, too. Silleh boi. (I miss him. Esme, too. *sniffle*)
*sniff*
{{{{{LCB & all teh kittehs we haz luvved & losted}}}}}
Myne nawt vengeful, dey just akt lyke I nawt xist wen I git bak. Won’t luk at mii, won’t lub awn mii, just ignore mii, til I git owt da gushi fud treets, den awl iz furgibben.
Mennee uv owrs donut mayk a big deel wen we gets back frum sumwhere. Mah Skimble (such teh Mama’s boikat) iz super-velcro kitteh. Heez eben velcro kitteh wen ai izzint goin ennywhere — or wen ai iz jus goin to werk. Wenebber ai iz in teh kitchen, he needz to be there, talkin to himz Mama. Wen ai starts pettin him (himz teh alpha male in teh howse), teh uvver kitteh who finks him shud be alpha male hasta come get petted azwell (him wuz alpha male in Mom’s howse before she & all 4 uv her kittehs mooved in wif us).
Zoe just came over and got her skrtiches from Aunt Nightshade. She says kthxmoar.
ai be trafflen awl teh tiem fur mai wurk. mai kittehs awlwahz eggsightad wen ai com haum – mai Lincoln esspechullii. dat kat jus wurshupz teh groun ai wak awn.
Ai haz velkro kitteh moast da thymes… Wen ai wuns wented tew bisit mah sister half wai cross da kontree and was gonded five dais, ai had frens checking up on Bud. He ignored them. I came hoam, eggspektin tew has kitteh meet meh at da door.
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No kitteh.
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Ai luked an mah frens and dey sed, dis is hao he has been. Ingnores us.
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Ai had the surprised and thoted fur a minute.
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“Buddy?”
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*THUD*
*scramble*
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*scramble* across the kitchen floor
*Jump intew mah arms*
PURRRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURR
PURRRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURR
PURRRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURR
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Mah frens lukd at me an sed
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“We know hwoo Mahm is!”
That bii sooo sweet! Mine kittehs akt lyke da wurkers were just recaptured an returned tu da faktory. When da suitcase comes owt (veri rarely) dey git awl offended.
It was the sweet… an da komical! Jump orf da bed, down da hawl, and da stayrs and into da kitchin tew get tew meh.
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A berry sweet memree
This iz SOOOOOO sweet!! An so vividlee ritten!! Ai can see it so cleerlee.
Barney iz mai velcro kitteh! Being carreed around iz hiz moast favoritist thing in teh whirrld.
mines kitteh tu, he ingores me eben if I haz noms. next day he is awl better though.
Nawt tenf?
Li’l Whiskers has a BAD! >:)
Hedbat in free…. tu…. one…
What beautiful blue eyes!
iffen ya cain’t hear meh, ya bedder fahnd meh.
Peeple nawt makin noise iz usualli up tu no gud, specially kidletts!
Heez rite beehynd me, iznt hee?
Nope, in front of you.
Ohai Zedo Mann! Ai nawt seed yu dere, rite in front ov me. Yu iz gnu heer? Nicetameetcha! **extends culurful wing ov frenship**
Ohai frenz! Gezz wut mai huzbing seed tunite? A kitteh anna dear sniffing eech otter! He sayed it luuked lyke dey were kissing! Mai Riley pup didn’t nose witch wun tu chaise nawt-sekkund, sew hur runned up teh middlol!
Snorgles!
Grounded all weekend, in 3.. 2.. 1..
No car, no pewtur, no fone, no eyepawd, no fun. Alth-oh ai hab fownd dat grownding iz mush musch hardur awn the growndur den awn teh growndee.
Oh yeah, teh sigh uf “Hmm, I’m bored” an da pitiful luk that they sit awn da couch besyde tu an gib. An da why, an dere iz nuffin tu eet, an why yu wanna watch dis awn t.b.? an it goes awn an awn……
Yu has bahg awn eah
Hol stil – ai get eht fur yu.
Noe – srsly – waz!
Ohai! Dis be foar Jd, TessM, Two_Minions and any otter Cheezpeeps in teh Porkland-Bancouber area. AI suggest dat teh next Cheezmeet be held at teh Powells’ bookstore at Beaberton Maul / Ceeder Hills crossing. They haZ floofy seats!
Ai will be passing fru Porkland in September awn teh way to Eugene – prolly won’t has teh time fur a cheezmeet, unless itz at teh hareport!
Iz u flyin Bunway Airlines?
Of corse! Adn teh monorale kitteh too!
dat might bea arranged 4.5 Kittehs….
*hassa eggcited!!!*
Is a big airport! I hadded to walk elebenty miles and take 3 moving walkway thingies.
And that was just teh line at teh Starbucks.
Fank CC ai duz nawt do teh Starbuks fing!
OK — tiem fur me to leeving werk. Ebbreewun haz a gud nite, a fantastic Caturday & a fabulous week-week-weekend!
adn gud nite tu yu tu! ai nedez tu be ahslepe soon
Ahh…dis LOL remins meh uv wen meh adn mai litter mayts wuz kittens adn we wud *NAWT IT* tu sea hoo gawtid tu go waek mahm up. yooshully bai sneekin up neks tu hurs adn wispurrin in hurs eer. But (!) we wuz kidletts sew wispurrin wuz lowd adn inbolbded sprayin wile we wuz sayin!
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This pixshor is berry kewl… contayns linkees tew winkipidia
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And LOLCats iz in! (luk fur kitteh onna far left syd!)
woot! woot!
derz 2! wun on teh leff syde and wun onna syde ob teh camel.
Dis be OT butt (!) iz berry eggsided cuz tumorrie ai git tu attin…aten…goes tu a pet sayftee adn see-pee-arr klass! iz gud tu noes dees fings aifinkso! ADN mai roomayt just towld meh taht hurs gittin tu bebbeh kittehs! iz awlmost slpotin frum teh eggstymint alone!
Two bebbeh kittehs????? That iz splorting gud noos indeed!!
An teh pet sayftee class sounds verreee interesting. Ai dint know there were such things!
Duz it include such important safe tea advice as:
- regular an promt feedin of kitteh to prevent bleeding
- teh warin of nite-vision goggles (nawt goggies) to spot kitteh curled up awn stairs in teh dark
- full body armour if a visit to teh v. e. t. is rekwired
- an ob corse – teh warin ob teh chrg oar fiftees style bathin cap at awl times to prevent kewtness-induced splortin?
Hmmm…iz nawt shur awl dat be kuvvered butt (!) aifinkso ai will leed teh klass in masterin kitteh survitood!
Lil Whiskers gets a lesson on when, how, an why you administer a dope slap, in 3..2..1.
bat bat bat
Moarnin awl an happy caturday to eberywun! Ai has sum shokkin noos for u awl – is NAWT rainin in TTI!!!! Tehr is dis big yello ball in teh sky – ai nawt shoor wut it is, but is nice.
Ai hoep it’s still tehre tomorro, wen yu do yur Rayse fur Lyf! Ai has a nouns mint bowt taht, to put awn teh 11am (TTI tym) LOL
Ai hope so too – ai wuz finkin ai wud has to do teh race in mai swimmin cossie an waders! Teh wevver forecast is nawt so great, ackshully.
If it iz rayhing reelee hard – ebreewun still goes?? They don’t hav anuther day sshedooled???
(Did yoo see mai Ingerlish akscent???
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Janet, tehre R mennee, mennee, mennee Rayses fur Lyf, oop an daon teh contree, wiv fahsands ob peeps at eech wun – plus marshalls an press an raydeeo an carpark tendants an so awn an so forf. Yu canute rilly tell awl tohse peeps, “Oh, it is raynin, can yu com tomorrow, insted?” plus, if yu cansul events in TTI, cos it is rayning, nuffink wud eber happen!
Butt. . . wehn ai wuz there, there wuz a big yello bawl in teh skye ebree day!!!
last taim, eneway
Well –
Well obveyussly we organised dat speshully for u. It cost us lots ob munnies an teh elektrissity bill wuz ginormus, but we cud nawt hab u gettin rained awn.
Oh ai say, ai fort for a moment dat it wuz a real Ingerlish person! Ur ackscent is purrfect!
Yesh, we still has to do it in teh rain – in TTI if we reshedyooled ebery time it rained we wud neber get ennyfing dun!
Ai’m shoor awl ob teh TTIers has at one time sat awn teh beach in swimming cossie an a plastic mac, in teh rain, becauws is SUMMER an in teh summer we goes to teh beach. Eben if it is SNOWIN.
Yup, been tehre, dun taht!
Builds charakter, apparentlee. *rolls eyes*
MUSt bee troo!! Yoo guize ar such characters!! LOL! *big smylee fayce*
Gud morning to yoo!!! Ai am in Doylestown, PA an we ar having byootiful whether!!
It haz bin rayining in teh TTI??
An nao there iz a big yello ball in teh skye???
That soundz prittee – an priittee egg sighting, too!
*passes round sum faerie caeks*
Oooh, faerie caeks. Nomnomnomnom. Yesh it has been rainin awl weekweekweek in torrenshul fashun.
Janet, it is teh laet for u – iz u plannin to head awn out to teh niteclubs an get awn down wif ur bad self?
Weeeellll. . . LOL!!! Akshoolee, it iz teh verree urlee!! Itz 10 minnits to six in teh moarning, an ai dont know wai ai am up!
Ai’m at mai frend Lorine’s haus in Doylestown, PA – except it’z reelee in teh countree. An we ar having lots ov fun. An there haz bin a big yello ball in teh skye ebree DAY!!!!
An yesterday we were in a place cawled “New Town” an itz 350 yeers awld!! LOL!!
An tonite we ar going to a purrfurmance ov “Lucia di Lammermoor” in Princeton, NJ.
AND Thursday – ai am meeting mary Ospockn!!!!!!
An we ar going to see Maus in hiz purrfurmance of “Camelot” in Longwood Gardens.
Sownz like u is habin phun. Yah, ai nawt shoor why but ai forted it wuz teh middlol of teh nite – ai cud nawt take 5 away from elebenty an maek six.
Sumtaims it iz hard to do that!! Eben tho ai haz bin doing funee taim zones fur moast ov mai laif, ai still sumtaims cawled peepl – having goan teh rong direkshun in taim – an woke tehm up in teh middlol ov teh nite!
Tehy were offen VERREE Sir Prized!!
6 a.m. IZ teh middul uv teh nite!
Tehre is oenlee wun 6 o’clok in teh dai an it happuns in teh evenin wiv a martoonie!
An is awlways 6 o’clok in teh ebenin SUMwehr.
Ai’ll drink 2 dat!
Cheerz!!!
Cheerz!!!
*getz a bit maudlin*
Ai luvs yoo guize!!
Is too erly in teh mornin to be maudlin – hab anubber drink!
Yur naym reeminz mii awf dis:
Honestly, occifer, I’m not half so thunk as you drink I am!
I only had ti martoonies and a scottle of botch!
And, anyway, I have all sober to Sunday up!
Member tiem uz sat n meh an lik ma faze wit ur scratchy tung ober an ober? pay back tiem.