
i prefer mines on da rocks but this will do.
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i prefer mines on da rocks but this will do.
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Ai haz a hongree…
…soe Ai wull maek do
but nawt sekond, ai’s gonna play coi.
Noe nead 2 carp…..
aiz jus foundarin aroun surchen fur eh funnee cahmen
adn ai cant tipe. “FLOUNDARIN”
I laffin mai bass off.
Ai fink yu shud scael it daon a bit, Bfor yu braek sum fin!
Ai thort dis fred had tayld off
Dis fred is gibbon mii a haddock…
gibbons wif haddocks? Dey bee dewin teh Monty Python fish slappin danse?
o…datz won awf mai fayfoureetz…
I fout I wuz herring fings, butz itz wuz justa pike playn a sea scale.
momcat
jus fore teh halibut…
Theres Cake in teh Break room!!!
Mebbee theres Hake in teh Cake room!
Deer Frenz,
Plees to be tellin teh Cheezes if yu fink peeps R nawt playin nyse – tehre retribyooshun is swift an shor!
Yuse teh “Contact Us” buttun, unner teh ads, awn teh rite.
Kthxpleesplainyse!
troo, but iz moar fun tew skip awf tew teh brake ruum fer hake…er… ai meen cake
gimmie a minnit, an ahm haulin’ bass.
U can does both: alert teh bouncers that there is teh undesirables and then goes off to teh brakeroom for some caek. Talking directly to teh undesirable somehow makes them feel as if they has winned, even though we know they is full of lose.
In just another month or so teh little childrens who think it’s fun to act all nasty on teh innerwebs will be back at their schools. That means less caek, but also not as many poopy peeps popping in.
Oar poppy peeps poopin’ in. (maibe)
:Shocky fais: I din’t b noeing dat Jesus wud tawk like dat!?!?!?!
ai fink mus bii teh aunty…
no, no, iz interwebs — aifinkso u meen STFU
Enneewun lukkin bak will wunner wot we is tolkin bowt – cos Minicheezburger tuk teh poopy peeps potty-mouf awai! Hurrah!
conga rats awn yur nawt sekkund! wot wud yu lik for teh noms?
Um, nawt sushi Aifink! Iz neerlee tiem fur affernoon tee heer, so Ai’d liek a cup uv erlgrey an a cupcaek plz.
survz dem awp….noe cremez, ai’m shure….sugah?
No shugr thx! Juss “wadder brownd off” az mai nayburr sed wen Ai sed haow Ai liek mai tee!
wil sun bii awn teh tonguez…
Ohai, catena! We has nawt met – ai lurks at werk, but can’t has post – an ai enjois yur hiak…hic…pomes berry much!
wii thx! ai be sendun yu teh furree han awf frenship….be-in frum ‘azevedan’
Kthxbai
adn jus fur yu:
Teech kitteh tu fiesh,
Kitteh ignoar yu awl dai!
Wud bii sad…..O, wate…
FangQ x elebenty, fur teh pome (ossim pome!) an teh furree han awf frenship.
I alwais fink interistin taht sum Cheezpeeps present az kittehs an ovvers donut. But eben teh “hoomin” Cheezpeeps has teh furree hans!! (Iz hawt here in teh PWN, an i has a sticky wif cat hair.)
ai dint no wuz difrans….be-in eh noobii, ai tawt datz wut tu sai eida wai!
Teh fishy luks shakin, ifinkso – nawt sturd!
LOL!!! Tuk me awaile tu get dat!
Teh kitteh bii sturren, tho…
Sturren fings up liek my kittehs, ifinkso!
Ai kno ur lonelee harts ad sed “Ai’m a pisces” but ai wuzn’t eggspectin this…
wii kin haz interspeeseez luv??
Oh, now don’t be koi.
Iz u fishin fur Kompli Mentz?
sucha grouper for a compliment.
Jes nawt to beta awrown teh bush.
kitteh must mayk do wit da fishie
Shaken but not stirred…
Sumdaiz ewe feelz lik de kitteh. Sumdaiz ewe feelz lik de carp. Sezin bout carp mindz me. . . Gotta klean dis carp(et) wher ms.OP givez bak hur breakfas. Oh! Kittehz non alergical. Wen dey cum out wher dey no puuc, dat’z wha ai wanna no.
O yesh, yesh, yesh!
Wut’s wursen findin kitteh barf on teh carpit? NAWT findin kitteh barf on teh carpit! Cuz yu knoes iz owt dere sumwares!
An why duz dey ALWAYS find most ecspensiv carpit to puuk on? Sumwun hav jest throwed up in exakt midl of hall rug! Grrrrrrrr!!
I purrfurr miens frozed wif no salt, plz.
das how ai lik mien, tu!
Eye’ll taek mines tu go kthxbai! Srsly…jus passin fru awn mai wai tu a kitteh adn goggie nawt-sekkund ayd & see-pee-arr corse! iz berry eggsitid!
kitteh adn goggie nawt-sekkund yd & see-pee-arr corse! Who knew dis eben existed?! Good for you!
mmm, my favrite, wadda wiff a fishie shooder
Remembeh kitteh, shaken, not stirred.
Yah, cuz dizzee fishees nawt so grate, akshulee.
Why can none of speak correctly?
Ifinso dere b kake inna brake ruum.
Chokklit cake.
Wif fudgy icing.
Adn sprinklolz!!
Adn Iiec kreemz.
K’mon down!!
Hoist by your own petard!
that must sting a bit.
I dunt noez wut an “ard” b, let alone dat u kud making wun a pet!!!
*ponderz a moment*
Dey must b bery big and strong, if dey kin go rownd hoisting peepz.
one would think the size of the pet-ards would eclipse that of the free-range or “wild” ards.
.
mebbe it’s a nutrition thing
Wild ardz???
Shhhh!!! b berry berry kwiet!! I iz hunting ardz!!
Juss bewayr ob teh wiz-ardz. U myt end up luukin lyk a frog.
Dat wud toad-alee be a bummur!
*Teecher moed* A petard wuz a small eggsplosib fur blowin dores off. Iffn it went off b4 u got owt uv teh wai, u wuz bloed up (hoist) wiv ur owen petard.
It can awlso be translayted as “blone oop bai yur own farts!”
Ai noe, but Ai wuz 2 purrlite 2 menshun dat! Teh splosib wus teh `rijinul tho.
Weeeelllll, me an yu can kwyutly snikker to usselfs!
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
duz nawtz lyke t3h Wetz. Howz hurz
getz shynee fishee?
Shynee fishee amz
clebburr. Nebbur seemz 2 beez
wayr Kitteh dipz pawz!
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
coodz just tipz ober teh boal,
butz nawtz 4 a wyle
Jack.
Some goldfish in a bowl quietly sculled
Around their shining prison on its shelf.
They were indifferent. All the other eyes
Were turned towards me. Somewhere in myself
Pride, like a goldfish, flashed a sudden fin.
Ekstrakt form “The Lesson” bai Edward Lucie-Smith
whut iz this funnee langwij u bee speekin?
IZ gun mobie cummin aowt in septemburr called “Clowdy wif a chance ib Meatbawls”, based on teh childrens buk ub teh same name. dere iz one seen where CHEEZBURGERS Fawl frum teh Sky! Ewe can sea teh trailor here.
h ttp://www.cloudywithachanceofmeatballs.com/
rilly? ai can has?!? favrit buk frum ittybiitekittee timz!! fankies fur teh hapimews!!! ai will go se, aifinkso.
Dis bee a offshute ov NOM? Coktayle bar fer kittehs? Cud naim it FINNOM!
ooooo. dat b a finnominlol idea!!!
Aye wuz lukkin at kitteh breedz an wen I seed da British Shorthair I wuz sew happity — it iz da orijinal LOLCAt!! Iz dat rite — luks jest like dat silleh blue kitteh ..
I finkso dere has been diskushun abowt wat kinda kitteh Happicat iz.
IMHO, I agwee. I finkso himz British Shorthair.
My fren had British Shorthair dat luuked jes lyk Happicat. Him wuz teh sweetist kitteh evar. Him wuz naymed “Rufus” oar “Roo”.
I kin nawt git kitteh furr a witez yet .. butt I bean lukkin — derz sew meeny kool kats owt der –
I nawt has had a kitteh foar ovur a yeer now, an I want Maine Coon kitteh SO HARD!
I lubs dere floof, an dere purr-sonaliteez.
ai haz eh hapicat. dey calz dem ‘Chartreux’
dey iz nahtrallee-akuren brede:
h t t p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chartreux
Frenz, teh wevver heer iz BEYOOTIMUS!
Wii has teh ohai’s in teh sebentees an dere be a breez wunse in a whiel.
Rite nao, I has wun of mien winners opin in teh bedroom an it iz nyse…
Unforchunatlee, I kno iz nawt gonna last berry lawng.
hay, cheezfrens, ai has questun….wear bii teh storee awf Ben Huh adn teh LOLsites? Kint fine nuffin awn teh site hear.
Kthxbai
I hate to be condescending, but that is a big fish for such a little bowl. goldfish are known for pooping a lot and they tend to die painful deaths due to ammonia poisoning when they live in bowls…he really needs a tank with lots of filtration and a heating unit to live a happy, healthy, long life.
but the picture is adorable
my cat LOVESSSSS to watch the fish! and they all get so excited when she comes up to the tank
good pic, cute kitten, get a betta for the bowl instead of a goldfish though!
hahaha!!! soooo!!! cute!!! i love this where can i find more like this??