I read your journal.
I read your journal. You are messed up.
ur diet diary iznt much betteh.
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Clapity-clap! Nimbol anni – fingurz fliien – feenishez nawght sekund wunce agin! op_sMama does the flaminggko dans wit de roose ina toofz!
Thx. op_sMama. Berry impressib dansin!
Shull wez go tudey daypartmintz stor an wheer dem loung whitz hanshoes? Shull wez orddure de beeg tea lik de queenz?
Yesh, conga rats, anni da kwik!
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Plz tew furgib mah hijakin dis fred fur mah nownsmint!
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*cleers throte nerbusly* Plz to haz yr attenshuns!
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Ohai mah cheezfrens!
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Ai haz had a fone cawl dish morning, talling meh dat ai is da finalist fur a mafs teachifyer position (full thyems) an kan ai korms in on Mondane tew fill owt da paperwerks.
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Ai haz a BIG eggsited! Pleez tew beh halping meh tew sillibrate. Cheezburgers and bebrajez and noms fur awl!
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*does happitayl rasing rownd da room, and happi snoopydansdans*
Conga rats adn gud luk to yoo, BDM!
*hands her big frostee glass*
Is brekfass tyme were Ai livz, a mimosa souns approp….apppr….nommy.
*danse danse danse* Good fur u!!!!!! *passes around tray of bacon wraped potato bites and wine spritzers*
Ooh! Ai jes pikkt sum strobbberrees, *passes strawberrees wif creem adn sugar*
ah ha! yoo haz finaly finded teh purrfekt lolspelling for strobbberriez!
ai haz a happee fur ew BD mom! extra extra gud luck anna warm wunermaus wishes fur ew. ai will dew teh “twirly roun anna roun, tail swishy, twirly roun anna roun gud luck” dans fur ew! {{{{{{BD MOM}}}}}} Pray, pray, pray fur BD Mom to edificate inna mafs
Taht iz teh awsum {{{BDM}}} Congarats tew uuuuuu!!!!
*noms a cheezburg fer brekkie*
Ohai BDM!!! CONGA RATS!!! Woot woot! dans dans dans dans dans dans dans … thud! Pant pant, phew! Happy fur yu!!!
*grabbity pawz wif BDM and
dans dans dans
arownd deh ruum!!
w00t!! w00t!!!!!
yay! *gits in lyne behynd cweenmj*
Awl toogedder naow!
wun tew free KIK!
hop hop hop KIK! (crash! Ai dint dew it!)
wun tew free KIK!
Ohai! Fangs yew! Ai haz such a BIG happi, and ai presheates awl da gud wishes and sillibratin wif meh!
Ai awlsoe hassa gled fur yu! Yay fur BDM!!
Awslo grabbity paws wif BDM!!!
Well – ov CORSE yoo ar getting teh fabluloloso offers!!! Ar yoo nawt teh grate Buddy Ditzmores Mom???? Frend to awl teh Cheezpeeps?
Ai will dans fur yoo too!!!
Dans dans dans dans
W00t! w00t! w00t!!
JAZZ PAWS!!!
Ai haz a beeg happitalye for you! Yay!
** dans dans dans around libbingruum **
OMCC!
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Ai haz annudder fone cawl axing me tew interbew fur sober hi!
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Dis beh the awesome!
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**faynts**
“Sober Hi”? I doesn’t like teh sounds of that.
Sober Hi? duz taht meen noe alkyhaul but teh nip is okeydokey?
Beeg congarats {{{BDM}}}
Fangs! Izza gud fink, awnest! Halping da kitten-kids dat nawt ablol tew stays in kormtrol iffn dey drinkin da alkolol… gibin dem a chans bi teechifyin, is the berry gud
Congaratz BuddyDitzmores Mom!
concatulayshuns BDM!! employmints iz teh gud fing! gud lukk wif it!
goodf ting u gots me nowe. u can spend all ur time wif me, not stoopy journal
Smart kitteh!
Mai werk heer iz dun!
Anothur grate wun fur winnie wonka!
Hi evrybody i iz nu heer.
ohai aussie blossom! I have fur u a boquet of roses crafted from rose quarts, rubies and jade.
Welkum tu Cheezland, aussieblossom!!
Dis b a wundermouze plaic….. deh peepz b nice adn deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!! u kin eeting awl u want heer…. deh fudz haz no kalreez, adn u kin drinking awl u wantz, tu, kuz deh drinkz haz no alkeehawl!! Dere b a wiki linked up top so u kin leering sum stuffz bowt deh way wii b tawking…. adn I haz sum halperz fur deh noobeez and not-so-noobeez at
cheez town cryer majik triks
It b full uv deh informashun fur making deh linkeez and gitting abatarz adn uzzer fun stuffz related tu deh ICHC.
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*handz aussieblossom a chokklit martoonee
Cheez!!!!
Ohai AussieBlossom and walcum to cheezland! Here’s a floofy paw ub friendship. extended tew ewe! Adn a frooshly made Cheezburger!
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hai Aussiblossom! walkum to teh mostest frendliest, fabuluos, furry fun place! mai ai offer u a mini mimosa and extend my floofy grey paw in walkum! ai iz a perty noobie roun here too!
Fanks all fur dat luverly welcom. : ) Also, yes i am an aussie. : )
Belated Congratz anipuss on ur nawt sekkond. : )
Thx, Aussieblossom. Ai doan’t fink Ai haz meeted u b4. Walkum 2 dis happi plaes!
Ohai aussieblossom! Iz yu an aussie?? If so, heres sum toast wif veggeeemyte an a few tim tams fur later! (u kin stil has dem eben if yu arnt an aussie tho
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Mmmmmm…. Tim Tams.
Fanks mitts. Yes, i’m an aussie and i luv veggeeemyte on toast, though not a big fan of tim tams.
Congrats again Annipuss!
Thx Grantski!
Looking at the kitty again……*Splort*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Grantski’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
the kitties always get to me DX
Truer work could never be spoken..
Ah!!
*changes ‘k’ for ‘ds’*
Hai dere
dis is driveby herrowing! I miss you cheezrs. Y’all be gud adn cheezi. Rarw less-LOL much!
*waivez floofy paw az Shaungrl drivez bai
Oh Hai!!! Long time, no see!!!
Forchunitly, yu has ecksellent therapist rite here in teh rume.
Pet teh kitteh now.
Iz mush bettur 2 tell prohblumz 2 kitteh insted, aifinkso!
dey am sew unnerstanding and such good listeners! sumtimes they meditate so hard awn ur problem, it looks like they are not paying attention, but sleeping. Amazing!
And yoo, sir, ar awfully kyoot! *admires orinj stripeys and liddel pert whyt whiskurs*
*raps silkin hed scarf around Gremlins hed, just in case*
He am a cutie pie!
HOws lief Grems?
Wanna go fur a walk in da medow?
Hi, Mu! Thanks for teh purrtekshun! Yoo noes hao I feelz abowt teh orinjees!
Shur! Letz go for a walk in teh meddow. Will hasta be a short wun, tho, kawz I has sum meetings starting in a bit . . .
*takes Mu’s paw, heads for Medow*
*Smiles* OOOOh look! the blueberries ar ripe!
* gives gremlin a hand full*
Oh my goodniss! *noms blooberries* I sees sum blooberry pankayks in mah fyoochur. *stuffs blooberries in pokkits*
Oh, and look – teh butterfly bushes ar blooming and brite purplol. *watches multi-kullurd butterflies flit by; has a peacefulniss*
Hao ar yoo today, Mu? Is lyfe treeting yoo gud?
I’m doing good thanks. We may have to taek a nother pay cut tho. I’m getting scared. I’m already down $700 a month from last years pay. I’m trying to stay cool tho.
* putS up hair in chopstick, Lays down in sun neer Butterfly bush*
{{princessmu}} Ai hoeps teh conomee gets bettur reel sune and tehre bee noe moer pleh pai cuts.
Ya! Fanks kaykitteh. {{{KK}}}
i’d know what he was talkin about if we could c it.
Did u read the part where I sayd I luv to snorgle mah kitteh?
I ony reads d part wer it sayz “go to storz, buy TUNA and kibbles for most BEAUTAMOUS Kitteh”
Why you not got to storz yet?
Need NOM NOW!
p.s. 98 % Orinj, 2 % boss-ee!
Moer liek 98% Orinj, 100% bossee!
98% orange, 98% poison. It’s the law of proportional toxicity.
Keep outza mi privitz stuffz!!!
LOL
kitteh sez hoomins has no privacy. why we cant even visit the ladies room with out feline assistance!
*ahem* Is kittehs room, with itz own private “kitteh whurlpool.” Yoo just pushes teh handlol, and teh whurlpool begins!
hours of fun!!!
Ai is gled kitteh heer hassent figurd awt hao teh “whurlpule” wirks! Can u imajin teh wattur bil iffen seh did?
Ohai, cheezpeeps! My naem is Piccolo Kitteh, and dis my hooman, virgomusic. She bin luerkin heer for awhile adn nao wuld liek to pratici — parcipi — joyne in to commentifying heer. We both extendz da floofy paw of frendships to yoo awl!
Plsd 2 meet u! Heerz mai floofy paw in walkum!
fanks, annipuss! and conga rats on ur nawt second heer!
ohai virgo music! Ohai picclol kitteh!
Its a good thing my pokits are full ov welkome pressints today!
*offurs Picolol a tray of fresh sardines awna silvur tray*
*Gives virgomusic thin gold rings for every finger and toe and two jade hair combs*
Piccolo sez nom nom nom! And nao Iz all sparkloley and purty! Fanks, princessmu!
U R well come hear, VM. Iz ur piccolo kitteh teh smawl adn hi-pitched?
*whispers* Ohai PMu, der iz anuvver noobie upfred – aussieblossom, praps moar walkum pressints?
I just gifted hur, fanks Annie
* gives Annie a safire violet*
OH Hai, virgomusic!! Welkum tu Cheezland!!
*Takez virgomusic bai deh paw and deh waukz tu deh Ty Boo Teek.
Heer, I finso u b needing a Welkumming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
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Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
*Handz virgomusic a chokklit martoonee
*klinkee glasses
Cheez!!!!
Mmm, chokklit martoonee — da brekfist uv champeyons LOL! Fanks veree muchly, cweenmj — aifinkso ai wil hab a kitteh umbrelly to protikt meh frum teh rayne todai!
ohai VM. ai iz perty new round here also. dis iz such a wunermaus, faboolus place! ai MUSTEST warn ew howmever……..IT IS BEARY ADDICATIVE…….. extends mai floofy grey paw inna warmestest walkum!
*gives palinsc an arm cuff made of emralds*
oooooh. shinee anna sew perty. fangz u mai Princess, ur highness. ew are teh sew generus
I beleef you curmpleatly, palinsc… dere r menny addicative teengs heer on da shiney bawx!!
Mai floofy paw iz teh grey, 2, wif leetle whiet stripeys!
Weklum, yew is it!
Pleez tew beh joynin da fun an happiplays ob Cheezland!
Fanks, BDM! Da LOLz gives me a happee ebberyday!
i can’t see it very good thxs for telling me some though
Bring a little joy by watching http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4723064 and all other captions with that picture
Nice goggie! Troo dat.
What do you expect? I own a cat who can read.
dis b a smilee test:
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Pooh!!!
{{{cween}}} U’ll get it tew wurk, I kno u will!
sekkund try:
Grrrrr!!!!
Frustrayshun, yur naym iz comppootter.
I finso deh wp duzn’t allowing imijiz in deh commintz. razzenfratzen!!!
Language! U should warsh ur mouth out wif mimosas. *nods*
That’s not my journal, that’s my budget!
oh noes, I’m only spending 1 million a month on kitteh foods…
kitteh iz shoked taht u r spendin sew little. Pleez tew inkrese tew 1.5 millyon an also budgit .5 fer noo floofy tois. Fank u.
look at http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4723064
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
nawtz knoez wut skwigglee lynez meenz,
butz pay~purr feelz nyss!
Lawtza flowwurrz awn
coarnurzz meenz happee feengz 4
Kitteh’z Prittee Wun
Pay~purr slydez undurr
Kitteh’z pawzez andz maykz sawfft
noyzez Kitteh lubz
Jack.
Anuther gud won, Jack! Mai Sonata is a papur-lovur tu. Seh lieks tu sit awn teh junk mael: onlee gut use ai has founded fur it!!!!
Ey miss lolcat speek on thees pikturs. :[
eezy 2 fiks! Juss rekapshun it yurslef, juss teh wai yu likez! Fun! Clicky on teh “Recaption this” wordz just below teh pixure.
iz not mai jernul. heh.
ur jernul iz mezzed up.
u nebber post commints ennywai.
iz ur bad habbit.
mai commintz iz missing froms jurnal.
lolcatz iz moor cyureeus dan u.
dubble heh.
ur iz reeding udder hoominz jurnelz?
datz messd up!
I think I’m mostly just jealous that the photographer managed to get a kitten to sit still long enough to take such a nice photo. My little girl never sits still, not even when she’s sleeping.
Yep. Very tricky, attracting kitteh’s attention without inducing her to attack before you can snap the picture! Maybe a two-person job.
encrypted.
Needz moar lolspeak, butt i tink itz gud.
Oh harro dere mai fwendry peepz. mai naym be cheezkiwi an iz kwiyt nu heer. Ai haz bene tawld bowt awl teh awwsum peepz dat be heer. Hai awwsum peepz!
Ai awlso fink dat teh kitteh in teh foto iz kwiyt kuute. Itz a gingur
Ohai cheezkiwi! Sorri we didn’t responz to your note earlier! Aifinkso most of teh peeps had moved on to teh next LOL adn missed your messaj. Annywai, if you see this answer…welcome to cheezland! Ai’m relatively new maiself but it doesn’t take lawng to pik up teh local wayz. Enjoi! (Or as a recent new arrival put it, “Come into delight!”)
Diz kitteh iz byootiful
Somehow, I need to send this to The Nameless One.
I like it.
I swear, that is my cat!!! And i am NOT KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!