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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
stahp mii eef yuv hurd dis won…
Conga rats tu Catena fur da Solo Tawp Spot!! *sending in da conga rats in dere finest frocks* Wat wuld yu lyke fur drinkies an noms?
ooh…ai jus has tu mahgahteetaz dahwn at teh hotul hapi(noecat)howh. purhapz won moar? Ktnx.
Hapi dans hapi dans hapi dans
(ai dans funnee afta teh mahgahreetahz, bawt ai don caer!)
Yu know wat dey say: Danse lyke nobody watchin!!! Enjoy!
nothing is more annoying than when people talk like that.
but im sure what you said was funny.
aww, come on………lighten up!!!
A man walks into a bar…
Kint ….. breeev!!!!
Laffin….. tooooo……. hard!!!!
donut pass out, NS!–B R E E V E!!!
*surchase CCC 4 smelling salts 4 NS*
*fynds “scents ob humor*
Oh, nose, knot 2 beez laffing agin, NS!
Silly kittehs, Ifinkso dey been in da nip!
But they never inhalified.
Much.
Bill kitteh just haz contack buzz.
butt (!) dose brown-knees wur pritty dang guud.
Or in da church!
da goggie fell down an we coudn’t halp ourselfs
did hii fawl down and roll-over larffing?
*kitteh larfs, Bcuz stoopy googie duz whut hewmin tells him 2 dew*
The Kittehs saw ewe nekked!
**unfaynts**
No, dey wud be cryin ifn dat happind.
**refaynts**
Runs in wif fyremen frends behind me. “That’s hur, ober dere onna teh floor! Spray a littlol water inna her face wifaquikness.”
NAWT spray hurz wif waddurs Mr fyremanz … U haz beddur start teh mouf tu mouf!!!
There now rhsb,doan du no moar faynten. These nyce firemens will helpify u.
**starts to regayn conshusniss**
Wut happind?
Garsh, I feel woozee…
Nawt tu wurry. Dese nyce firemens were warshen teh fyre truks inna deys pants an suspinders win tey hurd teh commoashon, an came tu help u!
Ovurawls an no shurt? Wut abowt hatz?
**gets week in kneez, an beginz to pass owt agin**
Oooooohhhh……
Oh, noe hatz. That tayks away frum teh chizzled gud luks! Sydes…who needz hatz wif musclols lyk dat!
I finkso I’m startin to memembur wut happind….
Wii wuz tawlkin abowt fyremenz, ovurawls, an den….sumbodee put me ovur teh edj…
.
.
…by menshunin towlols.
Wunner who dat wuz?
nawt doze hunnert-dollarlol towlols!
Speekin ov towlos, I need ta go tayk a kwik showur.
Ifn I’m nawt bak in elebenty minnits, send a fyremen to czech awn me. **grinz**
Just one?
Wun at a tyem.
*whistles wyle lukkin at da ceilin* Hmm, innersten pattern up dere. Who sai sumfing bout a towlol? Why yu faint obber towlols? Dey are nyce tu hab wen yu git otta shower awl wet an awl, but nuffin I really felt lyke faintin obber. Yu musta seen sum really nyce towlols in yur lyfe.
Oh boi oh boi oh boi has I EVAR!
Dere wuz diz wun…I finkso wuz dark bloo, butt cud be rong, cuz I wuz nawt consentraytin awn teh color….
Lets jes say it wuz a “shok an awe” momint.
**needs towlol of hur own to wipe drool awf**
Corse “pants an suspenders” gibs a whoel diffrunt mentul imij in TTI….!
wel, dere aiz be closd – maybii dey’s ben struk bline!
ai member a custardmer in teh dry-on room fer
swim-soots (was at Crepe May)…she mak dis
announsmint…”Oh Lord…if ai cou-nont laff, ai’d
bee cryin’…”
Spritz… Spritz… Spritz…
OMCC!!! LUK at deh size uv doze eerz!!!! Iz dat a cat oar a bat???
souns lik eh Montee Pithun skitt…
Yes, I saw your advert in the bolour supplement…
Awl teh beddur to heering u wif, mah cween.
He haz sharpie corner teefs. Maybe he be vampyrebatcat!
Run fur ur livez!!!!!
adn dey bii brahwn-noezas, tu!
Nuffin wurse din suck-up vampyrebacats!!! Theyz teh scariest uv awl! Tey gibs u cawmplimints an den bytesbytesbytes ur nek!! Run away!!
Naow ai bii laffen lik teh kittehs!
mai chessie iz a sertifyed bloobat…
Dey awl lufs eh cloun!
LOL, adn teh whirld LOLs wif yu…
Wel, at lease, cheezfrens!
Anom!
*ehhem*
eef yu be ce-in teh furree han awf frenship frum ‘azevedan’, dat be be-en mii. (iz lahng storee…)
Kthxbai
Peas tu meatchu! Wavez bak ! U kin tell me lahng storee sum tyme.
…and den de smartess man inna whirled jumped outta de playn wiff my knapsack! Satawp… stawp, yer killin me!
… So I takes the horse owtside and shows him. HARR! dass a good wun too – yer making muh bellie hurt.
ooh….das eh durtee won!!!
nawt too bad, is OK fer teens. The dirtee wun is
… de penguin sez ‘Oh, noes, dats just ice-kreem’.
*snerk* a favorite of mechanics far and wide.
LOL — I just googled it…. and laughed pretty hard!
It beh the fry ten in dat ai noes dez joaks….
Wel, mai deerz, semez weer cumming berry klos tu nawt manetaning da dakorum heer. oh, nebburmined, ai du nawt haz mai greneshuz ub duteefulnes awn
And so I said, “What yarn?”
Heeheeheehee!
*haz eh feelen dat wonz durtee, tu…*
… Two obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Reece pickin bunions on a Sesame Street bus!
Whuff! – hohoho – Gasp – Klunk
cleen – gud fer kids
den he sez ‘oh, I doan noes abowt de udders but I use de spoon’
No laff? No reaction at awl? No breff? Doesnt fog a mirror?! Halp Fyremenz!
peepul hu liv een gras hausez shudnt stoe throenz
datz durtee won, tu (uz spoon).
yu noe “wii foun teh gui ho ped en teh tubah?”
yup, it’s a goodun
yew noes a lotta filfy joeks, wut kinda peeps yew hang aroun wiff?
twelf yeahrz awf CAThaluk skool! den enjinnearen skool! den wurkz wif lahtz awf menz!
wear yu be lifen een Noo Englan? ai livz een teh Kahnektehkut wen aiz nawt trafflen lik ai ehm rite nauw…
Ohai, catena!
*Xtends fluffy paw ob cheezfrenship*
Wear yoo b travlin? ai uset 2 libb in NE, 2. my hubby-bubby is frum connect-the-dots, and wii libbed in Bawston. My fav. plase ebber!
“Daon crii … Eetherbunneez beh bax next yr”
.
annudder gud wun fur kidlets
Pee nut budder dat remembers, oar an elolfaunt dat stix tew da ruph ub yr mauf…
.
*hehehehe*
(moar kidlet frendlee)
Sowree, Frayed Nawt…
.
*hehehehe*
…an den I heered dat sawng by AC/DC dat awlayz mayks me laff…
“sum iz mayd foar charitee
uthurs foar fansee dress
teh wunz held foar plezhur iz teh wunz I lyk best”
Big Balls FTW!!! (Ai finks teh fyremenz hab dem)
Ur werk nawt horriblol wen u can play it lowdlee at ur desk.
I haz wun, butt iz in teh klozet an currentlee deflaytid.
U haz a deflaytid fyremen in ur klozet?
Iz u at leest givvin him fresh fuds an waddur?
Nawt a fyremen.
A big ball.
Ohai Red! Glad tew heer yew was cardansin
giggle-fits, know no species bounds.
**luuks arown**
Ware did eberywun go?
dem iz watching teh burn notiss?
Burn Notiss?
Iz fyremenz inbolbed?
Red, fur awl ai caer, u cans hab alla fyermens.
Oooh – datz a gud show.
Red — u shud czech it owt. Teh leed karakter iz nawt a fyreman — but he iz teh HAWT.
ai knot seed burn notiss, butt (!) wii hadda turnado warning hear erlier. I wuz outta town, an driving back 2 Norman, wuz dribbing N2 a beeg, blakk wallcloud! It wuz rush our, and awl dese cars dribing close togevver, an teh treez shaking, an teh leeves swerling, an kitkay gitting nerbus…Is berry bad 2 b in a car during ternado! Doncha no? wii aposted 2 git outa car and git n2 a ditch and lay down!!!
ho,kay, i goes 2 tayk a baff now. BBlayter 2 C whut dose ob yoo wiff yer mynd inna dich/gudder cumes up wiff. bai!
A kitteh, a St. Burnerd, and an iguana wok ento
a barr togeddeh. Bartenant sez…
So on teh forf day, teh saem duck walks into teh saem bar an asks teh bartender, “Duz u haz enny nailz?” …
I knoes dat wun. Iz wun of my fabrits!
Nawt long after ai started postifying on ICHC, sumwun translayted teh whole joek into lolspeak. Ai ROFLd. Ai eben sent it to mah huzbin cuz itz wun uv himz favrit joeks, too!
…den teh wumin sez, “Iz okay, awl I do iz suk teh choklit awf dem ennyway.”
Two snaykees iz layin in teh grass.
Teh nawt-sekkund wunl uuks at himz fren an sez, “Iz wii poyzunis?”
Teh 2nd wun sez, “I donut kno. Why u asking?”
Teh nawt-sekkund wun sez, “I shur hoap nawt. I jes bited my tong!”
oww, dat herts!
ppsstt – noo Eva updayte awn PK’s blog…
PC! How u doing?
I can has linkee to PK’s blog?
Here u goez rhsb: h t t p://prysmcat.org/foster/index.php/eva/
Fankies, Plasticat. Did teh boom-boom funder stop? Hao u iz?
Fank you! I lubs seeing her grow up!
Liddill Kittehz habz
senss ubs hewmurr. Dayz juss doan’tz
tawlkkz mutch abowtz it
Liddill Kittehz habz
cawttz jynoarmuss Dusst Bunneh
4 dayr Prittee Wun
Liddill Kittehz canz
habz beeg laff az dayr Prittee
Wun screemz berreh lowdz!
Jack.
*giggle* *snerk* Niec job (az usual), Jack!
how doez a mom getz this one on a coffee mug? to haev furalways?
Okays, a goggie, a bunneh an a lolrus walks into a bar . . .
Oh, I hazn’t heeringed dat wun b4!!
*pullz up chair
*waitz fur deh rest uv deh joke.
. . . an wile dey’s inna bar, da kittehs noms awl dere fuds!
Hee hee hee hee!!!
(Okays, is mosely jus funneh 2 kittehs, but deys da wuns wif da giggols.)
SERIOUSLY GUYS I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HECK YOUR SAYIN!I MEAN NOBODY UNDERSTANDS YOUR LANGUAGE!!! example:”oh noez!mez kittehz iz nawt awive!”i mean really what are you guys?!freakin 5 year olds who dont know now how to type!
Is okays. We awl lurves u ennywais.
wull at least we iz betta than youse. and so iz our kittehz.
Tu goggiez walk ntu a bar…u wud finkso teh sekund goggie saw it.
“Meezer? ai hardlee noez ‘er!”
i gez de giggles are contagyous
i know a inappropriate joke xD
It really looks like they’re laughing. I say they must be watching Spongebob. Or maybe one of those Tom & Jerry episodes where Tom either beats up the dog, or gets revenge on Jerry.