
I’m bored. I wish there was something to do!
can i join u in ur boks of boredom?
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I’m bored. I wish there was something to do!
can i join u in ur boks of boredom?
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I alreddy eated all THOSE mauses.. sigh
Hey!
Hey!
How is u?
*whistles*
Tired…
awwww
Teh vader of teh bride needs a brake, huh?
I had rehearsal until 11 last night, then came home and found out I had to pick the song for the bride-father dance at the reception. I was up until about 1, and then had to get up at the usual time for work. Pleh.
yikes!
maybe u cud go down in teh dungeon and get a nap?
Sure. I could cuddle up to one of those nice soft server racks and sleep standing up…
Mmmm… nice soft server rack. May I? I can’t shake my tired from last weekend.
*curls up on server rack*
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dunno bowt teh sawft, butt (!) server rax iz teh warm 4 shure — LCB mite can haz uh grate nap dere, I finksew…
I has learned from teh kittehs. U can nap anywheres if u set ur mind to it.
Valuablol skill dat. Inna old daze a well-traind medikal intern could nap leanin up inna elevator onna ridez between nawt sekond adn fifth floorz. Been tehre, done taht. Zero to ZZZzzz in 2.5 secondz.
The wedding is this week-week-weekend? Have teh fun!
Well… I tried to say “thank you”, but WP nommed it. So… thank you!
Go shred some toilet paper or something…
Despite all the toys she has, one of my kitties still just wants to play with the caps from my coke bottles. I don’t know why she has all the toys if that’s all she wants to play with….
Kitteh haz 2 mennee toiz!
Juss liek mein. Tehy eefen haf kiddies toiz. Tehy ran awt of nu kittehs tois at de petstoar
Whut is there for teh kitteh to does?
Alphabetize teh toys
Bug hyoomin to buy moar toys
Claw up teh kitteh furnitures, then teh hyoomin ones
Dash around teh room like a possessed kitteh
E…
Eat sumfing dat will leeb a stain on floor
Frow a fit
Get on a high place an nock sumfing awf
Hunt fur mauses,
I…
Investigate wuts under teh door
jam paw under teh door
kik teh door wif paw still under it
luk around teh door for teh enemies
M
Muddel up teh nittin wools
Nom on teh gushifuds
Offer teh ded offerings to teh hoomans
Purrrrr purrrr purrrr berry lowdlee
Q
Quickly, quietly quit the room
Runwifakwikness!
Sashay saucily
T….
Qwiklee batbatbat awl teh tois unner teh frige
Runrunrun lyke a krazy kat
Sleeeeeeepzzzzzzzzzz
Taik a refreshin sun baff
Up to noe good, get
V……
Verefii efry ting has bin puld awt adn pawd ova
Wok awp tu dore adn wien tu go awt
Xrai hoominzn wif laza ayez
Yank teh tabbelclofs awf
Zoom ehron teh haus
Vigorously run up and daon corridoor
Wash faice wif paws
Xtra looud meowing
Zzzzzing while habbing a nap
Praps an exciting round of napping
Conga ratz tu skwirrl, maus and anni! Wut drinkees and danses yu want dis moarning?
can u drink and danse in ur sleep??
zzzzzzzzzz
Thx PH, Ai wud liek an affer lunsh cup uv tee plz!
Ai juz makin affer-noon tee n biskits – cookees for the Mercans – plz to all shair wiv me
ooo, fank u!
Oooh! Here in Michigan is time for elevenses (a wondrous concept). Nom nom nom. Sip.
Go sow the South 40
Iz will has those toyz 4 yew.
ware iz mai purplol toi? iffen ai had mai purplol toi ai wud bee happee. whoo tuk mai purplol toi, whooooomeeeeooooooowowmeoooooow??
O u fowndid it for mi, butt butt ai reelly meanz teh yeloo toi, whoo tuk mai yeloo toi, whooooomeeeeooooooowowmeoooooow??
Has soe mannee toiz
Butt nawt wot mai hart deeziahs
Milk battul plastik
Dat was lublee. Ai can ofur U some milk tu go wif miniminsmum’s biskits?
Othx. Iz ‘kvn’ hoomin awr kitteh, eef yu don mine mai asken?
Kvn is teh “semi-domesticated haus panfer” hoo is kind enuf to lets us lib wif him, ofer him fuds and pets and ‘nip, and ons in a wile eben tolerates teh belleh snorgling, but onlee frum mii.
Ai feels liek dis sumtyms.
Ohai, cheezpeeps! Sry I wuz MIA.
We maed it to Jeorjia….my kittehs hatid teh six-ower car ryde, but thay due pritty well wif mooving. Thay are plaeing wif the boxes and paking muhteereal
)
O hai! Does u need halp unpacking ur valyoobuls?
Ruh roh! Careful there, zoeandmir! LCB is on teh prowl.
Lok up ur shinee fings befaur LCB getz floofy pawz on dem
Ohai zoeandmir!! Wellkumz 2 Jorja!! Izza nys plais, inkloodin 4 da kittehz. Mai kitteh Mithril finksew, tew.
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Yeh, kittehz liekz teh muvin cuz dey b noein da plaitoiz (boksiz n pakkin stufz) b kummin at da ind uv da trip…
Whar, if Ai mite ask, are Aahz and zoeandmir in Jawja?? I iz in Griffin, ’bout an hour south of Ehhtlanteh.
Welkum to da Peach State, zoeandmir and kittehs!!
Ohai, PeppaMama! Fanks for the wellkom!
I can nawt send u a purrsonal messij, so I hoep u seez dis….
I am nao in Wornur Rawbins, wich iz abowt 30 minnits sowth of Maykun. Iz pritty hear, I lubs the hils.
OMG is that cat blind or whats is the matter with him? lol
Ohai Laly kitteh nawt blind, just bean berry berry picky. Buy a kitteh a $10 toy and tehy wud raver play wif the ring dat cums arf the milk bottlol.
Have i seen u before?
LOL Yes ewe haz . I Live in Orygun USA.
Kitteh can cum an visitz mai kittehs. Awutside we haz: the faucks, the otter kittehs, teh yung deerz, an teh kyotez, amung other thingz.
Ifinso dis b lukking like deh Jamamamama howz!! Shilo and Cayenne haz lotz and lotz adn LOTZA toyz!!
Skyooze meh Cheezfwends, ai has an nowncment…
*Ahem*
Furrslee, iz sawey fur jus comin adn maykin nowncment wehn ai bin gawn a whyle, butt (!) ai haz had a hoog bizee at wurk adn mai lunchtymes r spent helpin luk afters teh 5 babeh kittehs uv teh hawspitol kittehs where ai be wurkin. Dey is mos bootilfulmus adn awl hav happee luvin peeps 2 go be livins wif.
Howevas, ai has awlso beecumbed a Mummeh agin!! Her nayme is Belle La Frou adn she wus bandoned at jus 4 weeks adn is soooooooo ittol. She wus infestteded wif ebil fleez adn ver hungee; butt (!) nawt no mawr! Noa she happee happee, wif a bellee biggur dan she can carree adn awl teh pleh fleez r deded (at a cost to Mummeh’s face that got so many bites she looked like she had measles!).
Noa ai haz 3 boyz adn 3 gurlz, oh adn a ver pashent hubsand…
Teh funneeyest fing is Belle adn teh Maine Coons playin, tey is GIANTs yet scardee uv her tinneeness!!
Hao kyoot! I lubs teh Maine Coons. Is phunney they is skeerd of Her Teeneyniss!
I hadded a Maine Coon kitteh whut was my onliest kitteh until I buyed my own place. Then I gotted a 4-month-old kitten girl to be his kitteh fren. When we brang in teh noob, all teeny tiny and stuff, my big, bad, 16-lb Maine Coon kitteh went and hided under teh bed!
Eventually he came out and he and teh bebbeh kitteh was BFFs.
Teh End.
It is a big funneh!! Dis teeney tynee fing tryded 2 be awl byg wif heckles adn eveefing!!
Ai jus wonna go nime rite nou adn howld her adn sweeze her adn adn adn…
And…
Adore her
Be near her
Cuddle her
Design outfits for her
Eat her up wif a spoon
F…
Floof out her tail
Give her everything she wants
Hold her up and snorgle her
I…
Invite hur owt tu lunch
J….
Jingle ur keys for her
Kiss her nose
Lubs her lotsandlots
M…
Georj! Yep, itz tyme for kawling teh kitteh Georj!
LCB, I lyked yor storeh. It wuz short and to teh poyntee enz, and it had a happeh ending. Four paws up!!!
*puts awl 4 paws up, fawls on flor*
Sigh. Today just must nawt be mah day!
OT: Hey! I just got owt of a meeting wher mah ex-soopervisor dumped a full cup of cawfee onto my top and into my lap. Soaked! Duz ennywun hav a spare $100 towel on them to wype me orf!???
And – semi-relatd, wuzzint ther a 16-ownze mocha espresso incident sumwhar in owr annals that I culd refer to for protocols for whut to do in such circus-stances?
*wringing owt mah clothes; hedding to teh kar to see if I has sumthing elz to wyar*
*gives gremlin a hunnert dollar shamwow*
Teh 16-ownse mocha insident is here.
U can find all kines of oldies but cooties at teh Lore and Legendz page on teh Cheeztown Cryer.
*Sprayz Lore and Legendz paig wif pestee sidez tu killingify deh kooteez.
*Handz gremlin a ShamWow!
Deh Mocha incident b here
Jinks! Buy me some peanuts and crackerjack!
I haz ur pee nutz n krakkerjakkz rite heer!!
I finso dere b a shinee in deh krakkerjakkz. plz tu not braking ur teefz on it, itz not fur deh eetingz.
*crunchcrunchcrunchittycrunch– OW!*
Quick! Fomebody call Dr. TinyDentift, ftat!
I tolding u not tu eeting deh shinee!!
*Dialz 9 elebenty
Hello?? kin u sending deh fiyremenz? LCB haz mergen sea!!
Oooh! Firemanf! I better go put on fomething feckfy!
Firemenz? Uh, yesh. Let me add this.
We has a kitteh on teh flor with 4 pawz in teh ayr. Mmm-hmm. And hoo has just bin burnt to a krisp by cawfee that wuz nawt wayring teh appropriate warnink onnit.
Yesh, yesh. Mm-hmm. 1-800-git-a-lawyer, yesh, I tries that nomber, kthx!
Oh, and don’t forgit to send us over a few firemens pleez to halp soothe teh woonded. . . .
*Joinf gremlin to wait for teh firemanf and firelolyerf*
Oh, and can I just add that u finded a lovely outfit in teh car. That merino seatcover is divoon and those windshield wiper earrings are to die for!
T-shirt has a pic of a kitty on top of a pyle of books. Sez:
books. cats. Life is good.
Just add a seatbelt belt and a pair of brake shoes and u will be teh tray sheek!
ohai LCB, how is uz dis morning?
O hai! I is ok. Still vry tired but I has had some coffees and that halped. How u is?
O and 2K, u will be teh happy to knoes that I plugged Tim in to my laptop and gave him a thorough updating.
Pardunning my interup…inntirup…butting (!) in, but LCB, did yew ASK Tim if himz WANTED to be plugged inter teh laptop? Himz mite git a hurty from da eckeltricitee!
I finso dat b lukking berry professhunal!! Profeshunal Cat Persun!
My most important ideologies: I wayrs them.
Why fankees, peeps. *goes bak and reviews helikat lol*
Oh, oh, yesh. We did forget wun part of teh process. Here, let me add this warnink:
WARNIN, TIHS HAWT BEVRIJ IS HAWT.
Wonder what I am going to get for Christmas?
spoiled kitteh is spoiled!
dis is wat i wud sai if u not ulreddy saiz it
Children and cats are the same the world over. (And parents the world over are longing for the first day of school…)
Hav sum cheez wif yer whine, won’t you, kitteh??
I have that same twinkle chute (the blue and red tube near the right lower corner) and my cats don’t ever play with it. You’d think something crinkly and that lights up when you move it would attract a cat, apparently I thought wrong.
Thaz not toyz! Thoz cumz IN teh toyz! Werz teh bockses???
Wha? why cantz he sees where teh fun iz?
Then suddenly there was a knock at the door, and it was Teh cat in the Hatz.
Poor kitty needs a friend
Yup, this has perfectly captured my cats. lol
Mai kittehz hav deh sam bloo tunnil. Dey don like et vry moch. Izzy iz skeerd uv et.