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Teh peepl heer aer nawt liek us…
…but dey aer frenlee
Deh nawt luk so frenlee, but mebbe kamera-shy
Tehy nawt say “cheez” – mebbe nawt knowin teh langwidge
Asiago
Brie
Camembert
D…
Dollcelatte
Edam
Fromage frais
Gouda
H…
Harbourne blue
Icky stinkcheeze
Just cheddar
K…
Kamembear…
O dearz….datz awlreddee bin usd….SRY
Iz ‘K catena — da nawt-sekkund tym wuz spelt rite — U spelt it n LOLspeek
Limberger…
Mozzarella
Neufchatel…
Kurd
Leiderkranz
Morbier (sniff? whuff!)
N….
Oxford Blue
Paneer
Queso fresco
R….
Romano
Stilton
T…
Taleggio
Ugly hunk ob smelly cheez
Very yellow cheddar
WENSLEYDALE!!
X….
cheez, grommit?
Xynotyro
Yorkshire Blue
Zamorano (thx tu cheese.com)
waalus adn gromit ref FTW!
Congrats fur makin top comment Annipuss!
Spawt teh intrudah
a good sun
Mawm – ai iz teh wun in teh bottum rite-hand corner. Ai luuks jus liek moast uv teh kittehz heer!
Exactly!
The Dr. Manhattan cat obviously takes a while to get used to.
Orfeus kitteh
Vizetztad teh undawhirld
Fahgat teh tiishurt
Kan bie tiishurt at giftee bootik wiv uvva subeneers
orfeus kitteh wentid 2 undawhirld… adn diddin eben gets a f’n tiishurt
Hi mom an dad – am having grate time with all teh tovarishes heere – dese are mah new frens Ivan, Pavel, Kristov, an Masha. Dey wan to noe if I can get tehm some Levi 501’s cheep. Can yu sen me some? Love, Furdy.
Ohai again!!!!
Next week, one Toosday the 21st, at the 3 PM EST LOL, we will has the premeer of our latest LBT produckshun: Star Warz!
Aftur much deliberashun, the working title will be: Understudy Tiffs! (fanx to LCB)
We has started casting.. Some parts has been filled, but we have some open still!!
We already has
two_kittehs cast in the roll of Prinsess Leia… she has her sininininiimon buns all ready.
Chewy Bacca: Ambercat
R2D2 (cud possibly be combined wif C3PO if we don’t get enuf actors…in which case it wud be RC23DP2O) – CaramelChef
Yodi-Aahz Kittobeh- Aahz
Jd- roll to be named latur
But we still needs:
Han So Low
Luke
And of corse there is always the villain… Dark eVader!!
Obviussly we has an overabun dunce of parts for men, but u does not have to be a men to play a mens roll.
That’s why it’z called acting!!
If any of u has an interest in playin any of these rolls, plz to speak up!!
ohai, i will re-postify dis becawz it wuz at end ob last LOL:
hey, brewski being heer haz gibbed me a idea, for teh peeples hoo iz organizifying teh Low Budjit Theyater fing: mebbee culd invte teh nice faylblog peeps if tehy wants to partys – pastysi -parpisi – joyn in. an remind tehm taht if tehy haznt posted on ICHC before tehy shold make tehms furst post well in advanse, like teh day before, to redoose tehms danjur ob being nommed by wurdpress. i rebember wen we had teh formula LOL rayse, sum tryed to joyn in but gotted moderatifyed owt ob egg sis tents.
ok LM… um, well, teh orgamizers is just, er, me.
If I goes over there wif an invitashun, will you come too?
oh, um, ok *clutches skwirrlgrrls hand nerbusly* i’ll go if yoo go, wen yoo want to going?
how about tomorrow?
whatever tiem is gud for u!
ok, how abowt 1 p.m. pafisik time?
*calculaytes*
ok, yesh, that will werk!
okie-dokes, iz on my calolendar!
Yew hazza part needink invisi… enveesi… sumwun wot karnt be seen? (onner count of teh tiem difrins)
I have a friend who’s currently visiting Japan.
is he back yet?
Wun uv dees nawt liek da uvvers.
Wich wun iz diffrint, dew U noe?
Noes but ai noe wich wuns iz teh sayme!
Upper left is differmint, he’s a Lutheren kitteh. The rest are Catolicks.
Noe, wun uvvem iz Prezbi-kitteh-un
Wun n upper rite is epe..epi…Catolik-lite!
he he! Aye thotted aye wuz teh onli wun tu reefer tu eepispololpalians az cathlick lite!
Wobin willams FTW
Daaaaaaaaaaaw, I wuz gunna say dat!
ATTENSHUN AWL CHEEZFRENS AN CHEEZPEEPS I HASNT MEETEDED YET:
Your compyooter screen is berry berry durty an mus be kleened NAOW! Plis to select at least wun ob da following linksies to kleen your screen…
WARNING: Dis kleening product is only fur doze wif very seccure CHRGs!
Fur frens of goggies, use dis—>
h t t p : / /w w w .raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf
fur frens of cats, use dis —> h t t p : / / w w w.http://60gp.ovh.net/~cleanyou/
fur frens of kittehs, use dis —-> h t t p : / / w w w .http://www.theslurps.com/
enjoi! kthnxbai!
whoopsies – take da xtra (middlol) “http” out of da linkies for da cat and kitteh.
Umm…it maded it wurse. naow aye hasta scrape teh snark offa mai screen.
Awn a more pershunal note *shyly looks down*, I may be needen sum cheezpeep support…. I fink I has anudder jaw cyst
I has had dem befour an awl prebeus cysts rekwired sirjeree an I awlways had a diffikult tyme recubbering frum it. N-E-ways…I dunno fer shur yet butt (!) Iz hoping to c Dentist Tinycat soon so ifn it is wut I fink it is, he can fix it kwik-like.
*end ob anounsement*
*runs and hides, wimpering*
{{{{{Mitts}}}}}
hope u get gud news from Dr. Tinyteefs!
*runs after Mitts and gentlee pats her on teh nose*
BOOP!!
{{Mitts}}
Oh Mitts…doan whimper.
Iz scarey, butts u b a strong kitteh and can deal wif ennyfing dat cums ur wai. Like u said – u hab been froo teh worst of it before, and heer you are!
U hab teh strength to go froo difficult recubberies and come out teh otter side shiney again!
“Shiny” u say? That is relevant to my interests.
Ohai, Mitts! Du nawt run an hide, plz! Iz oteh to bii skarded ov teh medikul stuffs – dey can sumtiems be bery much un-fun. But pleeze to kno wii will bii heer to support an encourage yoo as yoo go fru diz!!
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{{{{Mitts}}}}
{{{mitts}}}
Is okai tu feels skared.
I noz ifn I do hasta hab da sirjeree, it wil be otay, I jes tend tu werry lots an Ib neber had da sirjeree wyle away frum my fambilee. Plus da sirjeree hurtz! Well, da furst shot to num me up hurts awlot, recubbery not so gud ider. I noz i don wanna be nocked awt fur it tho – i NEBER recubbers wel when iz nocked awt! wud rather b awayk an in payne radder dan bein berry berry sick whenz I waykes up!
Dere iz eh drugg dey ken gif yu beefour teh sirgiree dat stahpz teh pukeez….ai haz sam prahblam…
phenergan … i takes it for nawsea … works well, puts me to sleeeeeep, too.
{{{{{mitts}}}}} iz okay to be skared, but yoo will get it done an habbing it over wifs. teh feeling pleh frum teh anasfetik must be pretty bad if yoo wulds ravver be awake! yoo will be okay *schmoo*
{{{Mitts}}}
Ai shud going to Dr Tinyteefs cuz ai hazzint goed ni a long long tiem — but ai duzzint wanna. Gud fur u fur takin caer uv urself eeben wen itz nawt fun.
Good luck, Mitts. I hope it’s easier this time.
{{{Mitts}}}
Hello mudder,
hello fadder…
Here I is at Camp Marauder
Taaaaaake me home
O mudda, fadder
Taaaaaalke me home….
…and the head coach wants no sissies
so he reads to us from something called Ulysses
Allen Sherman, FTW!
Here I am at
Kamp black kitteh
♫♫♫ One of these things is not like the other… ♫♫♫
Awlriddee bin dun — C abuv…
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Haow R U 2dai Maus?
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I’m doing OK, I guess. Very busy. Tech week for my show and my daughter’s wedding is on Saturday.
Ohai Maus! What iz u in? I wuvs da theeuter – I use to akt in kollig n hi skool – mosly shakey spear in kollig.
I’m in “Camelot”, playing King Pellinore. We open a week from tomorrow.
Hey, Maus, where yu is? I gots a nephoo playin Lancelolot pritty soon!
I’m in Teeny Tiny Delawhere.
O kewl!!1! We didded teh “Camelot” at da ku-mew-nittee plaihows bak n Tennysee. I wuz da lytin dizynur n direktur 4 da shoa — watt fun! (skyooz da pun)
Okool! Ai did Camelot las yere! (Ladee Anne)
Hay Maus: wouldn’t it be a hoot if u weared ur stage armor to teh wedding? I mean, wif a black bow tie and all.
Actually, it would be a hoot. It would also be hotter than you-know-where. I’ll stay with the tuxedo.
Wouldn’t be that hot if u went commando.
hey – mebbee teh opposite culd werk? Sir Pellinore in a tux? Mebbe?
.
oteh….mebbe nawt…
Semez tu mii dere wuz eh Pellee lien ahbout dat…
“Festivities, eh? By Jove, I better nip on over to the blacksmiths and pick up my formal togs…”
Awl da bestist 4 ur dotter’z weddin!! N brake uh legg in ur shoa!
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N prairz 4 U 2 nawt goe crayzee n da meentym…
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to FCsamurai, Polka_dot, Julyisthebestmonth, IRawk, an Petunias (aka onions an pentunias)!! an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! we, um, seemz to be habbing a problem wif teh Nebber-Ending Cuppiecaek Baker at teh facktoree. Not only iz it stukked on “ON,” it iz stukked on “OHAI” so tehr iz cuppiecaeks flying owt ob it abowt wun evrey sekkund. we iz nee-deep in cuppiecaeks. forchunately, teh Decorificating Dongle iz keeping up wif teh pace, so all teh cuppiecaeks at leest haz a fancy, like theez. so pleez evreywun, eet lots ob cuppiecaeks!!! teh more teh better!! (an if anywun knowz how to repayr teh Nevar-Ending Cuppiecaek Baker, plz see me.) ifinkso we better skip teh iskreems, to leeve more room for eeting teh egg sess cuppiecakes, but i do hab sparkly party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, cuppiecakes, ittybitty sekrit diyarees wif sekrit decoder mood ringz, cuppiecaeks, no kandee dis time to leeve room for all teh cuppiecaeks, cuppiecaeks, velvit paynt-by nummbers (any numbers yoo want) kitteh posters wif elebenty-twelve colurs ob glo-in-teh-dark poster paynts, an cuppiecakes. an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor cuppiecaeks, er, burfday wishes come troo!
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An Tidmum’s dorter, TehAngWun!!! Happy Burfdai an verree well dun wiv compleetin teh Rayse fur Lyf!!
HAPPEE BURFDAY angstywun!!yoo haz did a graet fing doing teh rayse for lief, teh burfday fairy haz a prwod ob yoo!! heer, haz sum cuppiecaeks! *schmooz*
Yay for AnstyWun … burfday sillybration and Rayse fur Lyf!
Oh, bufday fairy … I’ll have some cuppiecakes and some … er… more cuppiecakes! Lub the chokolat wif chokolat frosting and the spice cake wif lemon frosting and the carrot cake wif kreeemchez frosting …
** nom nom nom nom nom ** Think I need some party punch now …
And I lubs the bownsy balls and the sekret diaries … thanks, burday fairy – you are teh best!
*schmooz*
Happy Burfday, onions and petunias! Ai wish ai had taim to sing mai burfday song fur yoo!! But ai do hope you had a VERREE nice day!
ai haz a s’pishun dat j-pak haz sum j-pakkin to do!!
fanks bery kindly for the fot!
wah, how did my linkie to teh fansee cuppiecakes get borkded? lets try agin:
fansee cuppiecaeks
wah, it did it agin!! wordpress iz putting sumfin in teh link taht iz not supposed to being tehr! oh well, gess i haz to do dis teh old-fashund way.
fansee cuppiecaeks: flickr.com/photos/icingdreams/2049711906/ (just copy an payst, not needs h t t p or w w w or anyfing)
Wow Birfday faeire , dem iz sum fancy Kupkaiks!
Difficulty posting todai…pardon if dis is duplicate:
Cheezfrends, ai has a sad announcement. KCTailkinker asked me to let u kno her missing kitteh Sooty crossed teh Rainbow Bridge. He passed away sometime in teh past few weeks and his body was found in her apartment in a unused room. We had searched there before but missed him.
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{{{Cattails and KCT}}}
{{{{{KCT and Cattails and Sooty}}}}}
joinz teh {{{{KCT}}}}
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o noes.
goodbyes Sooty.
We missez uz.
((((KCT and Cattails )))))
Ohai – jist a kwik noet to let yew noes taht me, teh kittehs nd teh phlat-skreen telly vishun orl surbibed teh erfykwaek larst niet. It woz a 7.8 kwake nd we haz haddid sum aftur shox, butt tehre be no damajis to mai haws (apart frum mai nurves) taht ai kin seez.
Nd yis, ai peed in a flannik!!!
*goes to lawndree rum nd arsks YNG to maek flannik cleen agen*
Glad u and teh kittehs and telly bee okai, and heer’s sumfing fur ur nurves {{{{kimkiwi}}}}
O mai, kimkiwi….glahd yu, kittehs adn teevee ar saef!
{{{{{kimkiwi}}}}}
7.8?!!!1!!!!!!! Holy Crow! Datz enormus!!!
Ai iz so glad to heer u caemd thru relatively unscathed (tho undowtedlee wif a bit uv a nerviss).
Glad kimkiwi and her shiny and furry stuffs is ok.
How u is, NS? Still pleh? I finally losted teh throat tickle and now is just plain tired from teh big cheezmeet last week. But was worth it. Although it was all sorts of no fun havening to be in a airplane wif a stuffed-up hed.
**Iz afrayd to ask wut LCB’s hed wuz stuffed up**
Fankies fur askin, LCB! Ai still haz teh throat tickle, wich iz gettin rillee annoying. Ai woke up at 2:30am teh uvver nite wif a coughing fit. DO NOT WANT. I happened to have a physical on Monday & told Dr Tinycat about the lingering cough. She listened to my lungs & did not appear concerned. She basically just said that she’s known a lot of people who have gotten over almost every part of a cold but been stuck with a lingering cough.
Ai iz still so jellus uv ebreewun dat wented to teh Mariners gaem Cheezmeet! Who won teh gaem, ennyway?
“Game”? U mean teh mens in teh Lycra pants running around on teh grass?
wuz there any doubt in yer mind??? LOL.. mai boys ichiro and franklin led us tew viktry!!!
Yikes! 7.8 is a big one. Glad you and the kittehs are okay, and glad you had that flannik handy.
(An updated Hitchhiker’s Guide should recommend flanniks instead of towels.)
Yis, aifinkso it woz a deeeeep erfykwake (6 miels down). Was vairy skerry as it wentid on fore baot a minnit.
Glad it is only shaken-up nerves. 7.8 be jinormous!
ooh!! i iz glad yoo iz safe!! an teh kittehs!! an teh teebee!!! (owr naybors gotted robbed not long ago, only fing teh robbers taked wuz teh flat-skreen teebee. wuz sad, but culd hab been wurse) an gud tehr iz no damaj an yoo kan haz howse still. {{{{{kimkiwi}}}}}
gud greef! kitteh frenz passing, erfquakes, (peerz outside to see if it be hailing) ’spect tu see 4 kittehz uv d apokalipsis gallopin’ thru anee minit.
(runs and hides under teh couch)
*LOL off* Sooty has been found and has gone over the bridge. I can’t stand it. I need to do something. Cattails’ friend found Sooty today. I said goodbye.
Oh my, KCT… I’m so so sorry to hear about Sooty. My heart and prayers go out to you during this difficult time.
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{{{{{KCT}}}}} I’m so sorry to hear about Sooty.
Oh, KCT, I’m so sorry for your loss.
*hugs KCT close*
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{{{{{{{KCTailkinker}}}}}}}
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Oh, KCT… my heart goes out to you.
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Oh deer, oh deer, oh deer!! {{{{KCT}}}}
Dis iz so awfull. Mai hart goez owt tu u deer frend. But at leest u noez now adn won’t b wundering wair Sooty b ennymoar.
*hugz KCT tite
Now u go owt dere and making Sooty prowd bai gitting bedder az fast az u kan. U noez he will b cheering u on wif ebbree sukksess u haz!!
yes, iz better to knowing him izn’t hurted or in danjur, him iz in teh meddow sayf an happy. yoo will missing him so much, but az cween sez, yoo kan wurking hard to get better an keep teh gud thots an memreez ob yor deer kitteh wif yoo.
ai postified that msg frum werk earlier. I’m hoam now an going ovr to see her now. iz sew sad, but ur right, iz gud to have closure. KCT has a borked compyooter again, sew will try and get her bak on lion tomorrow. She kneads ur hugs. Aisle tell her u all r finkin uf her. {{{{cheezfrends}}}}
Yes, an I bet Sooty be in heaven lookin down at yu say, “Dun werry ’bout me”
So sorry about your loss. {{{{{{{KCT, friends and family}}}}}}}
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Prayurs and gud thots fur u.
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{{{KCT and all her kittehs}}}
So sorry about Sooty. I’ll be holding all of you in my thoughts.
{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}} i’m so sorry
nawt nice way to hav tu say goodbye to a deer wun. my heart goesout to you. can’t hug you, cant hug Sooty, so I’m gonna hug Dave. He may be a bit stoopee, but he’s heart-wize when I need a weep and a snorgle.
hope you has someone tu snorgle.
{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}} My thoughts go out to you and yours – and to Sooty as well.
(ohai kittehlessjon, is nice to see yoo heer – seems liek yoo haz not been heer a lot lately)
ai spent teh evening wif KCT. Her internet is down so we cudn’t post. Iz teh modem or teh cable connecshun. But she cud see ur posts and apprecshiates ur luv an hugs. Many tears were shed. Sunny and Inky were a comfort. We’ll werk on teh internet prolums tomorrow. Fanks again for all ur lurve!
{{{{{{{KCT & Cattails}}}}}
I hopez hur innertuubz b ok soon…. it b awful fur hur tu b aloan now. Dhe Cheezpeepz b gud fur deh sole, ifinkso.
in taht case tehn ifinkso mebbee teh cablol peeples can sending sumwun owt to chekk it?
O {{{{{KCT}}}}} my heart goes out to you, so sorry for the loss of Sooty. Try to think of him happily playing in the meadow with all our heart kittehs and puppehs.
And bless you {{{{Cattails}}}} for being such a good friend.
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{{{sooty}}}
Awwww….. KCT I so sorry… it reminds meh so muuch of Marley & me… Wich also made me cry. Sooty is in happyr place wheer he be waitin’ fur yu at teh gates of heaven
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pic luks lyk my school pic frum wen I went tu muddlschul in Alexabdria Va. (dat wud hab bin meh in da middul.)
Hello! Nice lol. ^.^ check out my new 1 it’s hilarious!
their all furriners here, mom
Wen did teh basement get a forrin exchanj program?
Deer mom,
It seems dat MapQuest brot me 2 basement cats lare insed of Idaho… O.o