
Ooh New Humans In The People Exhibit
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Ooh New Humans In The People Exhibit
Picture by: Tammy Spratt, San Diego Zoo. Caption by: Dooby via Advanced Lol Builder
Dey gets replacified a lot heer.
Congrats, NS – an Aifink we has teh saem eye deer!
We duz dat a lawt, Annipuss! Wen u haz grayt minds, u haz grayt minds.
Oooh – we haz firemens on teh way heer. Wun uv mah co-workers givved blood & den caem bak upstairs & fainted.
She iz teh fien — but werk regulayshuns rekwire dat paramedics get called if sumwun faynts.
Wen we gibbed blud ware Ai werked, it wuz awlwais teh big strawng mens hoo fayntid!
How offen du yore co-wurkers arrange tu faint, iffen firemens turn up?
I give blood regularly, but I’ve alway been tough about it. If I’d known firemen were available for fainters, I’d have crumpled like a used napkin!
LOL — not a bad idea.
A couple of the firemen were pretty cute (duh) — there was even an older one with salt & pepper hair. I’m sure he was smokin’ hot 20 years ago because he’s still pretty good looking now.
*swoon*
Must remember tu go an gib blood!
I has a kwestion about this. When u gives blood
so teh firemans come when u faintso u can halps peeps whut need it, does u has to give ur own bloods?I finkso I’m feelin kinda faynt rite nao….
KA-THUNK!
QWIK cawl 9-elebenty!! reds down!
iz funny, i’z finding teh more “machoor” menz iz getting better looking teh older i gets.
Mi Hair gettin’ salt and pepper! Send me that Fireman, I likz dem dat wayz!
Dey keep sendin noo wuns
nom nom nom
tee hee – I wuz finking da SAME FING!
PS – Cheeztown anounsmint – a updayt frum mai post yesserday – I cawled dr tinyteefs an I has an apointyment wif him in tu weaks to check owt da potenshil jaw cyst. Dey had a spot open fur next week but iz goin on a liddlol vaykashun (yay!!!) so I cuddnt go den.
Gud lukk! Sumfin 2 luk 4werd 2 dyoorin ur bakayshun!!!!
Nao, me, Ai rilly wud be lukkin forwerd to seein my Dr tinyteff cos as we awl kno, Ai seecrutly fansy mai dentist!
Ai’m nawt shore u wud feal teh saem iffn he had to do sum reelee paneful oppurrayshun awn u!
troo, but a fansee-abul dr. tinyteef kan making it a liddle less paynful, ifinkso.
He has rebillded a borked toof an gets a bit too keen en hims is scraypin an polishin mai teefs – butt(!) it’s awl werf it cos he cawls me “sweethart” an tells me “well dun” wen Ai is brayv (tho Ai donut get a stikker
) an Ai can awlwais distrakt him form hertin me bai menshunnin creem caeks!
Ai can haz needin a noo cardiodoc, adn mai fren hazzin a gr8 wun, but himz sew gudlukin taht Ai wud prolly haz a hart atak n himz ofiss. Adn hii carrees pixrs uv himz goggehs n himz wawl let! Yummee!
hazza fun vaykashun Mitts an ai haz paws crosst fer u wen u goes tew dr tinyteef.
bf, its yer birthdai?
gud lukz tu yu, adn has funn awn vuhcashun!
Wonder if they’ll join me for a snak
ooh, I call teh leg, er, drumstik!
ohai skwirrlgrrl, are we still going to go inbite teh faylblog peeps to teh LBT in a liddle wile? (my time iz 12:25 pafisik time, so in 35 minints?)
O nom nom nom!
Argh! teh wurdpres bii eatin mai cahmunt, den spitten bak awt!
It muss haz nawt lieked teh tayste!
efurrywonz eh kritik!
Werdpress nawt wont kawmintz wif gud tayst,
Werdpress wontz kawmintz dat tayst gud!
hmmm…nao, who, I meen wuht, duz I wantz fer lunches?
Teh liddle wuns aer moar tendur, but dey hazn’t got az mutch meet awn dem!
ooh, tehrs wun rite ther gots teh wurd “joosy” stamped right akross her meety parts!
so dats why peeps where those pants!
A fren and ai was goan shawpin, and she wannid tew get panties/nickers dat said “SPOILED” across the butt (hehehehe) an she axed me whut ai thinkd, and ai sed, “Troof in adbertizin is gud: yew awlwais chex da bottom fur da ex per ashun dayts”
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She laffed and laffed, and den bawted dem.
Iffin I had a pare uf dose, dey wuld say “Chunky”
mine wuld say “floofy”
mine wuld say, “i’m too fatty, wuldnt be any gud, plz not to eeting me mr. big jagwar kitteh”
Dey doan’t maek dem mai siez!!!!
I can snorlge pritee spotted kitteh?
Ifn u do, pritee spotted kitteh wil nom you, aifinkso!
Prollee nawt sush a gud ideer, akshly.
shud wii git inteh car?
Cheezes Twice! Its a Jaguar! Get inna car!
Iz Jaguwar or cheeter?
Is a jaguar. U should get in teh spendy splortscar.
iffn iz conversable splortscar betta get teh ruuf up
U kin snorgle him, gammacat — but onlee once. Mayk it cownt!
doan bee skared lil hoomans, kom see teh nyce kitteh. Dats rite….jus step inno teh ruum….
O hai, BF! And happity birfday! Here, has this shiny thing I, um, finded just for u!
Awwww. BF, yew is da pribalijd! LCB gibded yew a shiny!
Stewpy fingers… happy berfdai!
Chek 2 C ifn it can haz teh teef markz frum 2 fredz agoe…
Happi birfdai BF!
Happee birfday, bluesfan473!!!! W00t!! w00t!!!!!!!
I bringing u a nice softee toy tu playing wif. It iz a lubble shade uv bloo, nawt poisin ornj. It b fillingifyed wif extra vrgin nip!!
Schmooooz!!
oh yeah, happy birthday, like it says here …
happy birfday!!!
Hapi Burfdai!!!!
Hippo birdees 2 ewes, BF473!!1!
Ohai {{{{{cheesefrends}}}}} sorree this is lait, ai poastid an hadda skampur awf tew wurks (pleh).
Fank u awl sew much fer the birfdai wishes an the shiny an teh softee toi an teh awsum BB King!
Hewminz furgettzez
dat amminull ekkzibbitz
wurkz too wayz atz wunss
Goez fasst Kitteh feenkz
Hewminz habz too mennee ‘kloathz’
wenz hurz juss habz spawtz
Go fasst Kitteh no
canz chaynjj huz spawtz andz habz
no reezun 2 wantz 2
Jack.
*clappity clappity clappity*
wunderful as always Jack!
Woohoo!!! U rock, Jack!
Tiard awf teh hunten?
Wii diiliva tu yur dore
Chek awnlien MENu!
@@@@@ catena!
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy doing teh wing stroke throo a sea ob cuppiecakes to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to La_femelle, Nurdburd13, Romeow, an bluesfan473!!! an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! teh Nebber-Ending Cuppiecaek Baker iz stil stukked on “OHAI” an we iz reeching a crisis of epik pporporshuns. but i fots evreywun miet be tired ob cuppiecaeks so i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed cakes wifchoklit glaze, iskreem, fizzy frooty party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle teh blooz wen tehy yoyo, liddle brite-colured remote-control flying birdee toyz, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif byootiful-colurd googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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oh, an have sum cuppiecaeks too. (wonder if teh faylbloggers liek cuppiecaeks?) an if any wun knows how to TURN DIS RATZENFRATZEN FING OFF plz to come helping me, kthxglub.
Ohai, burfday fairy … hard to emagine the whirld can have too meny cuppiecakes! A cuppiecake masheen stuck on OHAI not so bad, aktually.
Yoyos and birdees, and kandee … o mi!
Happee burdays to Le_Femelle, Nurdburd13, Romeow, and BF473!
LOL!! kthxglub!! Ai can haz cuppiecakes? Nom! Adn mai kittehs wud lurve teh remote-control flying birdee toyz almoast as mutch as teh reel fing!
* nomz a cuppeecake.
* nomz a cuppeecake.
* nomz a cuppeecake.
* nomz a cuppeecake.
* nomz a cuppeecake.
* nomz a cuppeecake.
UUUuuurrrrrrrppppp!
Y bless you, mae leege! Ai wanna say Hapy Birfdae to LeFemelle & Nurdburd13 and spessilly 2 mae frenz, BluesFan473 adn Romeow!!!1! Yea!!!
Hapy, hapy dae to you and hapy returnz ob deh dae!!! =^!^=
pardonnay yoo
Happi birddai tu awl teh abuv-menshunned peeps. Fanks Burfday fairy fur teh iskreem and cuppicaeks.
OH MY!! Iz Romeow and BF’s burfingdai!! Hoppi Burfingdai Romeow and BF and awl da otter cheezpeeps!!! Hope yu awl git wunnermous prezzies an haz lotsa funs!
**grabz cuppycayk an eets awl teh isin awf of it**
Ennybodee want teh rest?
Ohai, 3km! U has teh emayo.
Happitayl Birfday, awl u birfday peeps!
*mayks noyz wif teh noyzymakers*
*noms a choklit cuppeecaek wif choklit frosting*
*noms a red velvet cuppeecaek wif creem cheez frosting*
*noms a yellow cuppeecaek wif choklit frosting*
Mmmmm. Gud fing ai just getted bak frum swimmin a mile!
Happitayl birfdai Romeow!
Happitayl birfdai bluesfan473!
Happitayl birfdai Nurdburd13!
Happitayl birfdai La_femelle!
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I hopeso dat yoo awl haz teh moast wunnermous ov daze wif lubz an hugz an schmoos an balloonz an kayk an icykreems an awl teh fings yoo culd eber hoap fer!!!!
{{{{{Awl teh birfdai-peepz}}}}}
Lubs, PB2K
Happee Burfdayz awl eew fyne peeps!
*taiks noizymaiker* fweeeeeep! Fank u bery much birfdai fairy an awl u fyne cheezpeeps *noms elebenty leftober cuppycaiks*
helloooooooo
lunarmommy is u here?
yesh i’z heer!
shall we going over to faylblob?
I guess so……!!
ok, i’ll meetcha tehr! want to talk furst, ro shuld i? ( i iz bringing sum ob teh burfday fairy’s cuppiecakes wif.)
I just left a message!
ok, i seed it! i wuz over tehr too, sorry i wuz a little late!!
taht wuz kinda skary, in a eksiting kind ob way. or eksiting, in a skary kind ob way? hee hee (i haz a shy ob posting in noo playses)
O, they is teh mostly harmless, rly. In fact, there is peeps over there whut usedta be here moar, in teh olden days.
OHAI! I learned a new thing in French today…. from a book, not from a class or nything. Tu est mon raison d’etre! I love it, had to share. ttfn love you cheezepeeps!!!!
*schmooz to abstract*
woot! cuppiecakes!! nom nom nom…wait i amemberz dis, no more nom or i esplode!
very gud! yoo haz gotted teh lolspeek down pretty gud now!
I will has the buffet
all yoo kan eet
*applies kitteh fayce band aid*
** gives abstract a tetanus shot **
*puts in sum stitches*
*gibs a choklit martoonie anasthetik*
BUFFET =
Big
Underfed
Furry
Felines
Eating
Together
NOM!!
If only…
Ooh!!Luukit tehm kyoot paddy-paws! Dey luks so jentil an soft! Can I tikkul dems teh way I do my Simon-Bloo-Eies Meeser’s feets? Plizz?
hows yor helf inshurance? duz yoo haz gud stitches-in-teh-emurjensee-room cuveraje?
hi, i am commenting per instruction by lunarmommy! i nommed a ton of cupcakes and sploded on the fail blog! thanks for bringing those over, BTW.
it appeers taht wurdpress an ICHC will letting yoo come an play, so yoo iz all set!
fank yoo for helping eet teh cupcaeks! (purrsunly, i fink taht if teh burfday fairy just gibbed the cupcake masheen a gud hard WAKK wif her majik wand, taht wuld fixing it. i fink her haz not done so yet becawz her iz a drawma qween. plus her lieks cupcakes.)
woo hoo… did someone say it wuz bluesfan’s birthday? did someone say I was typing on someone elses’ compyooter? did someone say happy birthday? did … oh, dots…
Ah can has dis juggular? Is berry priddy ahfinkso!
Jaguar nawt look de same sints bean bawted by Ford.
ooo jaqwor lookin’ at me i is scared!!!
Not an E-Type.
No ess F-type
Leppies…so, so bootiful tey makez meh want to cry.
he looks sad
hey thats pretty perspective there
People are the Same All Over from Twilight Zone. If you haven’t seen it look it up, relates to this very muchly.
She iz teh fien — but werk regulayshuns rekwire dat paramedics get called if sumwun faynts.
OMG! A coworker showed me this pic on his phone a LONG time ago….Thats our jaguar Nindiri!! YAY!
cat’);