my my..it seemz i ownz that too…
my my..it seemz i ownz that too…
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ai iz teh keeeng uv teh werrrld! awl iz myne!
Congrats jk2k!
Congarats Jk2kitteh! Yewz awn tawp ov teh wurld!
**offurs tray ov grilled schwimps wif sordid dippin sawsis an tray ov bodka tawnics wif lymes**
Is dis a recerd? A nine way?
Aifink teh rekord is an 18wai tye!
Conga rats jk2k!
mmm… *taeks vodkuh tonnik* u giies kin hab teh shwimps, awl’ll taek a stake! noms foar awl!
Conga-ratz jk2k! U iz at da tawp uvva 8-wai makrumay (oar 9 ifn U kowntz annipuss’ congrats kawmint)! Haow wood U liek 2 start da sillybrayshunz?
Kitteh iz winnin…
Maybe Bucky Cat shud lurn to win dat way insted ob dis way
i seed taht wun dis morning an neerly splorted my orinj joose all ober teh paper.
brilliant! thanks jd!
O, n I ownz evvyfing enniwaiz…
…ebben ifn U finkz U ownz it…
butt (!) u kin pai teh tackses awn it awl!
monoploly, yr dewing it rite
Marmopololy!
lol! orange you glad he izn’t lemming ade make eben bigger mess all over da board gaem?
Sownds lyk sowr grapes tew meh!
Hey! Dis bord iz rong! Cheezburger Lane adn Lolrus Bukkit Square aer missing!
And wair iz JCH4K BooleeVard??
We needs to mayk owr own vershun . . . Cheezopoly!
Wif deh Monorail Cat…. adn Bunway Airlinez….
N ware wood da Tybooteek goe?
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… n da Noo Improovded Nottee Barn?
tehy do have a design your own version somewhere…
*starts interweb seerch ’sted of werking*
And teh Mu Meadow . . .
*AHEM*
skyooz me for innerupting, but wut is this nonsense about a catnip skwirrl???
*czechs Leeza’s tum to see if there’s a belcro closure*
Ohai! Didja see ai gaved yoo a gud schmack on teh last lol?
*SCHMACK*
o, rly??
*hedbonk*
Yash, becuz ob awl teh eer biting yoo’ve bin doing!
Eer biting??
I hasn’t been doin ANY eer biting!!
*gives innosent luk a try*
*whissels, rubs toe in durt, looksaway*
Whut katnip skwirrl? *whissels summoar, looksaway agin*
*hedbonks eberywun*
katnip? *scampers awf tew meetink before teh drooling starts*
Donald Trump kitteh owns everything…
…even good hair, unlike da human teh Donald who is the scarey, acshully.
Yoo fired!
I alwayz wanteds to say dat.
You can’t fire me! I QUIT!
U can’t quit! U never workeded here in teh first place!
I can’t fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago.
High Fidelolty ref, FTW!
*thinks abowt going home and watching this movie*
Hey — dats da same probolem poor Lyle wuz habin!! He kept twiin ta fires heem vegamatarian peeps and dey wooddint leebe!
There has to be some strategies to make teh fired peeps leave.
Lessee…
Always has staff meetings at 5am
Behead them a little
Cancel their insurances
Demote them to 3rd Assistant Toidy Cleaner-Upper
Eat their lunch every day
Flick staples at them
G…
Glare at dem wif beedy iiz
Hot wire deyre carz adn steeling dem
Iic kold chairz
J…..
Jellolo in tehyre shoos
Kik dem inna softee bits
Let loose teh goggies uv war
Maik tehm skrub teh tyle wif a herring
N…..
Nuek dere Eesta peeps entu beeg mes en scienz eggspermint
Opun jarz awf mahskeetas en dere awface
Put sum tax en dere charez
Quoot ahbnockshus teevee peeps at efurree ahpatoonittee
Roo in deire hard drive
Staplol dhere feetz tu deh floor
Test — Ebreeday, Nawt-sekkund fing in deh morning
U…
Upchuhk awn dere deks
Vehliifii dere choycez
Wakl en awn dere priivet timz
X….
Mololopoly is easy fer de kitteh
Ai ownz ebereefing! Far as teh eye kin see, an beeyawned!
I wanteds to be teh shoo!
@@@@@!
i’m in yer gaems, being a capitloList.
Kitteh sez: “Why u think they calls it ‘Mineopoly’ anyways?”
*wonders how da kiwi cheezpeeps aer after da erfkwake*
kimkiwi, at leest, iz otay. Ai seed hur awn FB. Hopeso awl oddurs iz otay tu!
oof! Ai deedn’t knoe dey getz teh erfkwakes een Nu Seeland! Stoopee mii! Dey hav lolcanoes an hawt spreengs, soe… prolly teh erfshivers too! Add hoapes an prayers dat awl ar saif.
We haz erfkwaeks in TTI – ownlee liddle wuns, but we has dem!
If they happins to cheez-peeps, is they . . . cheez-quakes?
*wishes for a liddel unyon dip to go along with cheez-quake snakkers*
quavers ifinkso
Dat meens yu owe me elebenty cheezeburgurs!
Ai can’t pai teh rent!
Hmmm, yu gotz inee gushifuds?
How we gonna pay?
How we gonna pay?
How we gonna pay?
Last year’s rent?
This year’s rent?
La Boheme, FTW…
for sum reason I thot of Homer in Rent II
La Bohème. It’s an op-er-a.
Ohai, Herr Maus! Hao goze teh wedding stuffs?
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….that doesn’t remind us of Musetta’s waltz….
Things are proceeding. 72 hours to go. Everyone’s a little stressed.
conga rats Maus & fam! mai i recommend massages to help relaxify eberywun?
we got mani/pedis and massages as gifts for mai brudders wedding. was helpful for about 2 minutes!
(i’m verreee type A)
And BTW, our Lancelot sang Marcello in La Boheme last fall with OperaDelaware.
*Handz Maus nuff chokklit martooneez fur awl deh wedding peepz.
Deep brefz, Maus, deep brefz.
*pullz up kumfee chayr.
Sit heer adn relaxifying.
*putz Maus feetz in soothing foot baff.
Yew MUST pai da rent!
butt (!) ai kannt pai teh rent!
I’LL pay the rent!
Mai heeroe!
Hay, dis is mineepoloee munnie!! Dis iz no gud heer!
ohnooooooooooes! i not haz any…i could gladly pay you Chewsday..
*goez direktlee to jails, does not collekt 200 munnies*
Ohai sweetpea!!!
I don fink we has meeted butt (!) I jes wannid to say ohai becuz a fren of myne back in Portland, OR used to cawl me sweetpea an I likes your/mai/our nikyname! *extends floofy paw ub frenship*
Mah muther kawls mah little sister Sweet Pea. Kan I joyn yor Sweet Pea klub? Pleez? Can I? Even tho I wuz never kawld Sweet Pea mahself?
BTW, mah father useta kawl me Goldie. Short for Goldilocks. Kawz I wuz a real blondie when I wuz liddel.
welkum to da klub gremlin! We shud has a sekrit han(paw)shake, aifinkso. Butt (!) nawt sekkund awn da agen-duh – drinksies an snaks awl arownd! Wut dus ebberywun want?
Shugar-snap peas? Aifink dats as close as we kin git to sweetpeas!
I duz lub teh sweet shugar-snap peez! *nods hed with a vigor!* Fangs for lettin me in yor sweet pea klub!
*tendrils tendrilling in berry late*
yesh, 0 course we can haz sweetpea club!
ohai, copycats!
*mucnhmunchmunch on shugar shnapps*
*realizes dish mite be considered cannibLol like beehavyor…ohnooooooooes!*
*imajinz ten drillz uv doom popping up ebbreewair!!!!
Aaarrrrggggghhhhh!!!!
*runz away wif a swiftnessez
resistance is futlol.
*lukz at fut.
Nope, no LOLz dere.
*shrugz sholderz.
hey how many clubs yew can haz? wut bout teh chopp’d livah gurls……. wut are we………
chop…….. oh nebbermind
oh, siwy. don’t be a paté pooper.
Mai favver called mii Blond Puddin’.
Ai miss hims!
{{diamond kitteh, alias blond puddin”}}
Mah daddeh has 5 dawters. He kawls us awl Puddin! Musta bin a term of indeermint for those frum that ayge groop. He wuz borned in 1930 and he and mum wuz marreed in 1950.
Coem to think of it, he has lotsa nayms for us! He usta kawl mah bruther Little Squirrel – also Tar Can (cawz he follered mah daddeh arownd awl teh tyme).
Tar Can?
I don’t geddit…
*shrugs* I finks it has sumthing to do with the way tar sticks to yoo. Thatz hao mah bruther always haz bin with mah dad.
Yash, ai has nown sum belcro kids!
Mai favver hadded 6 (!) dotters, but ai wuz teh onlee Blond Puddin’!
skwatters rights
Teh wuurld iz myne, muaahahahahahahahaha!!
Ohai BF! Hao u is?
Ohai {{{AfriCat}}} ai iz guud butt haz a bizzy, wat wif teh wurld dominashun an awl. An u mai frend? Haow iz u an awl ur furrie kidlets?
Wii is well fanks. Teh itteh bitteh wun haz taken tu fallin asleep awn mai showldur. PURRR PURRR PUrr Purr purr prr pr p… zzzzzzz
Teh kewtnes!!!
Ohai Africat! Dat beh a grate way to tell hao da kittehs fawls asleep! Ai mae borrow dat in footchr.
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mah 20 lb Buddy Kitteh started awf lyf snorglin in awn mah showlder… him still finks dis is where him is zposta sleeps. Butt (hehehe) nao only him heds fits dere.
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Oh, an he still fawls asleep lyk yew sed! An him beh 13 nao!
When my Liam was still a little boi he would climb into my arms and has a snooze while leaning/sitting against my sholder.
Now that he is all growed up and almost 15 pounds, he still does this. He takes up lots moar rooms now. I usedta could keep typing on teh laptop but now I has to take a Liam brake cuz I cannot hold him and reach teh keys at teh same times.
Dexter usta leap up into mah arms when I sat in mah speshul chayr in teh libbing room. (Ther is a pikshor of us in this chayr on mah profyle. Is near teh wedding pics.)
But . . . *sniffle* . . . Nao he ways 17 pownds . . . *sniffle* . . . and he won’t jump into mah lap ennymoar! He hazzint dun it in munths.
*has a sad; they grow up so fast!*
Is sad, yes, but is u sure u wants 17 pounds of kitteh jumping in ur lap? Liam jumped from my tummy teh other nite when I was laying in bed to teh top of teh hedboard. I still has paw-shaped broozes on my tum. Wanna see?
Laying in bed to teh top ob teh hedbord? Duzzn’t sownd bery comfy!
Stands up, turns around, shuns DK.
Wai?? WAI yoo shun mii?
*qwibbering chin, wobblee lips*
{{DK}} whuts wrong LCB?
Was just practicing teh training tekneek they was talking about on teh previous lol.
*sez sternly to LCB* Nao yoo UNSHUN that kitteh pleez! Teh kitteh has dun nuffin rong!
Ther, ther, DK!
wi can compare injurees! ai gets bruises from Cannoli and scratches from Shadow! eben when we trim her claws, they are still sharp!
Shur, lessee! And ayll show yoo teh bitey/skratches on mah upper arms frum mah kitteh. When I stands uprite (aym abowt 5 feet 2 inches), he kin leep strayt up and bytingz me on teh sholder! He yooshully duz this when aym gittin reddy to leave for wurks. Teh huzbing sez itz kaws he duzzint want me to go . . . but to be honest, itz nawt verreh sportsmanlike!
I has permanint scars on mah legs where I has had a kitteh sitting who was skared by somethin. I shud has a ban on lap sitting while I is waring shorts…..
If i have shadow in my lap and she gets skared, she tries to climb over my shoulder. makes for scars in sum interesting locashuns…
Wen Tammy is chasin Smokey… tak a gess wear teh DMZ is? Mai showldur, dats wear! An yus, shee dus use teh pointee endz tu klimb oop! Yowch!
Kitteh roolz: Ai seez it, iz myne.
Aym in yor Monopoly gaym . . . runnin yor Boardwalk and steelin yor Munnies.
- Kthx, sined Boss Tweed.
but iz yoo pwning teh Tammany Hall?
Tammany Shmammany! Hand over yor railroads and yor utilities and lektrik cumpaneez pleez. And nobuddy gitz hurt!
*hands Boss Tweed teh Letrik Companee an teh Wadder Serbis*
plz nawt to hurt teh hoomin!
Kthx, minion! Here, I givs yoo this “git owt of jayl free” kard as a show of mah grattitood.
Clebburr Ornjj Kitteh
saybeengz up himz Munneez 4
joossee Cheezburgr
Clebburr Ornjj Kitteh
oawnz moastz ubz t3h praw~purr~teez
Hewminz habz 2 landz
Clebburr Ornjj Kitteh
feenkz Hewminz shoodz nebburr habz
tawtz himz ‘bowtz dis gaym!
Jack.
Kitteh winz ehgen!
Datz biikoz hii spenz hiz daiz
Mahnawpehlizen
Kittehs own ebreefink! And dey trains dere hoomins, tew! Here beh the proof!
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ht tp://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090713/sc_livescience/catsdocontrolhumansstudyfinds
dey needed tu du a study tu noeing dis?!?!?!? I thot it wuz BobViouslee tru
Ai sented u an emayo.
ooooo *runz tu luk!
I not finding an emayo frum u, KayKitteh.
Sry. Nawt an emayo–a messij tu ur profyle.
iffin tihs kyoot orinj kitteh didnt weeken yer sport protecshun, here is a snow leopard cub
WARNING – SPLORT LEVEL ELEBENTY!!!
snow leopard cub
Sew kyoot! Da otter aminolz beez kyoot twoz!
ahem……a serious interooptoin……pleez all Cheezfren anna peeps to member Elsa_Mama an Matt in teher prayers and warm healin sunbeam thoughts {{{{{{{Elsa_Mama & Matt}}}}}}} otay spankney-back to teh fun!
{{{{{Elsa_Mama & Matt}}}}}
ai haz nawt seen prysma-kitteh awn fer a lawt uv wiles, ammai jus missin hur poasts? aneewun kno iffen shee iz otay?
Ohai BF! Ai wuz wundering teh saem fing. Seh put a comment on FB a cupple ob owrs ago.
yesh, i kno her on faysebuk too, seemz her had a bizzy an a stress for sevral days, but her iz still wif us.
fanks ebreewun fer lettin meh kno, sorree tew heer bowt the stresses but glad shee iz stil wif us. ai sumtymes fink ai mus be teh onlee dynosoar whoo neber goes awn FB oar My spaice oar ebay oar twitter oar anee uv thoze sites.
Oh noes, donut worree, BF! Ai am onlee awn FB, adn onlee becuz Leeza MADED mii! (Adn ai donut hab a sell fone.)
fank goodnezz, ai alzo fout ai wuz teh onlee wun whoo dint haz a sell fone!
I do nawt has a cell phone eeither! And duzzint plan to git wun ennytyme soon!
And we duzzint has an answering mosheen at home, either. It wuz messin up teh fone, so we diskonnektikayted it.
And I duzzint has a compooter at home, either. Or cable or satellite TV.
Kawl me a luddite, if yoo will, but I yam online every day awl day long (and available by fone and fax, all day long) at wurks. When I am at home, I diskonnektikayts . . .
Luddites-R-us!!Win wii hadz teh anserin masheen, peeps wud cawl adn sai “wii boated adn ur teh reprezenatib, chare min, designated doofus adn udder jawbs u duz nawt want” Teh sell phone stays n teh car sew hubbi can get mii. Ai sez “teh phone Blongs 2 mii, Ai duz nawt Blongin 2 phone.”
fangQ for teh update! pleh werk bloks FB.
prayrs an beems for {{{{{elsa_mama an matt}}}}}
Hi Failers, sorry I’m late, but I had to…
*looks around*
AAAAAAHHH! lolspeak everywhere! What’s going on?!
*looks closer*
Oh, oops, sorry. Wrong blog.
How’s all the cheezpeeps today? I’ll trade you Oriental Ave for a six-pack of microbrews.
*snerk*
Ohai Brewski, nyse ob yu to drop bai. Teh reeport form TTI is Fayr to Middlin, wiv owtbrakes ob Burfdai caek in teh Sowfwest
O hai Brewski. Sorry I haven’t been around much lately. Places to see, things to go, people to do, etc.
You’re not suffering from post-partum depression, I hope?
Considering I was impregnated, gave birth, and had my bundle of joy promptly eaten (all in the period of a week), I think I would be entitled to be depressed. But I can use the money I’ll save on babyfood to buy more beer. So no worries.
ah, so it was delishus, then.
ohai brewski (i dont post on failblog hardly ever, but i know who you are!) how’s the little bundle of joy?
Are yoo referring to Brewski’s, erm, “jewels”, or did hims hab a babbeh?
Eiver way teh answurr is gunna land sumwun in teh Nawty Barn!
He had *something* but nobuddy is sure whut. Teh, um, impregnation starts here and the delivery takes placehere.
*regrets not posing for a pic wif Tessm’s turkey baster after all*
Ah, memories!
*gets teary eyed*
*sniff!* That turkey baster was special!!
Oahu Brewski!
Sry, but I give up beer for NO ONE!
But I’ll give you a free *squeeze*
hey, brewski being heer haz gibbed me a idea, for teh peeples hoo iz organizifying teh Low Budjit Theyater fing: mebbee culd invte teh nice faylblog peeps if tehy wants to partys – pastysi -parpisi – joyn in. an remind tehm taht if tehy haznt posted on ICHC before tehy shold make tehms furst post well in advanse, like teh day before, to redoose tehms danjur ob being nommed by wurdpress. i rebember wen we had teh formula LOL rayse, sum tryed to joyn in but gotted moderatifyed owt ob egg sis tents.
**klappity klappity** Gud ideer lunarmommy!
“Low Budjit Theyater”? Are you putting on plays now, lunarmommy?
Is a Cheezland institution. See some of our past productions here.
Awl yur cawmyoonity chests belawng to me!
*covers bosom*
Um…
Oh, sorry. Was that your bosom?
Noe…
oh deer…
*luks ’round for emabarissed cheezpeep*
Check for teh embareboobed one insted.
Dat *reelee* givz uh noo meenin 2 “Ku-mew-nittee Chest”!
interwebz meme ref FTW…
Is dis kitteh a catitalist?
Slumlord Kitteh!
teh kitteh ownz at monopolee
monopoly cat- osm monopoly skills he has demz, lolz!