Like YOU’VE never come
Like YOU’VE never come home wearing a lampshade.
just dont put dis on teh interwebz.
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Hoos brite idee wuz tihs?
Conga ratz tu u, KayKitteh!! U b tyed wif Annipuss deh Grate!!
The liddlol Conga Ratz kum owt wairing dere finest lampshadez and dansing fur u bof!!
Wen u iz dun watching deh dansing, u kin going tu deh Tybooteek and gitting ur Tyz, oar uzzer guddeez…. I think dey b habbing deh bobblol hedded kittehz wif lampshadez!!!
Aifink insted ov ty ai wants skarf wif byootimus bebeh kitteh desine awn it. U fink tehy habs tohse?
Dey haz dem in awl teh cullerz uv teh raynbo!
Who Wants To Help Me Design “I Can Haz Cheez Monopoly?” Board?
Chek dis owt: DIY Monopoly
Mee! Mee! Mee! Eye wanna halp! Eye haz wanted tew mayke wun fur a lawng tyme!
Awl teh girrlz aer warin dem naow
Corngranulationstew the boof uf ewes! Ai’ll do a sittie down danse!
Thx, op_sMama! sittie down dansis aer awl Ai can do 2!
Ai jus kookd a purterhomz steek and bakk taters an am bout to fri sum babi squashz in egg an flower. Ai’ll fixxes ewez boof a plat!
Fanks, op_sMama! Is dinnur tiem heer and ai is stil atwirk.
Iz a liddle laet in teh dai heer fur noms – Ai wull be goin 2 bed sune! Ai juss need sum hawt chokklit an a cukkie.
*gives anni hawt chokklit and offers all kinda cookies, chocolit chip, peanut butter, macadamia…* takes your choosings
Thx, Chokklit chip aer mai fabritts!
*** pulls up a chair at the table … invites herself to dinner ***
puts out food… baked potatos with all de fixings, hamburgers and hot dogs, tuna salad, and ob course deh cheezyburgers
Oanlee awn mai hed. Dint finkso itz a skrit.
*snerk* I wuz gonna say dat but u taekd caer uv it 8 minnitz ago.
Lukks moar liek a bukkit 2 me. Aer u shore it izn’t teh wun teh lolruss lostid?
Iz da rong kulur bukkit. unles lolruz bleech it?
Nd it can has a big hole init.
♫♫♫
Dhere’z a hole in deh bukkit, Deer Liza, Deer Liza,
Dhere’z a hole in deh bukkit, Deer Liza, A Hole!!!
Wel fikz it deer henry.
♫Wif wot shal Ai fikz it, Deer Liza, Deer Liza?♫
♫Wif wot shal Ai fikz it, Deer Liza, wif wot?♫
with a reed, deer henry deer henry deer henry
with a reed
♫But teh reed iz tu lawng, dear Liza, dear Liza,♫
♫Teh reed iz tu lawng, dear Liza, tu lawng.♫
♫ Ducky Tape ob corse!! ob corse!! ♫
♫ Fix it wiff ducky tape ob corse!! ♫
Yay Judson! Wii iz saved frum endless versez!
hay! Ai liks dis shortkut! we don’ have to sing all the verses now.
Ai reeley dus haz a cupple o bukkitz dat r feecksed wif dukky taype. Werks reel gude! Butt (hee hee) deh bukket haz too bee berry dri wen yoo tayep it oar it leekies awl obber de playse necksed taim u gose 2 uuus et, adn yoo gits yer feeties wet win yoo leest axp… icts.. er..watn it too heppin.
* pix up bukkett, getz hoas, fills et upp wif watser, adn itt duzzend leek!!!*
*dansdans in mai not wet shoosies!*
*eptees buket onna graoned, tripps, adn gets mah d… soos wett.*
Grrr.
Dis weel teetch me nawt to bee 2 smug bout mai bukittt ficksin tawents.
LCB?? Iz dat u????
They are quite…ummmm…err….sliming…yeah, that’s it!
:insert smilee here:
Luuks shadee iffen u askes mee.
It’z ebreeting inn pink dat eye am wurried bout!
“Teh sankshooary luuks lyk iz been hozed down wif pepto-bismlol!”
Pink supposd tu bee teh calming cullur but (!) kitteh nawt luuks calm tu mee.
I fink the saxuary is axually off whyte but dis is how it looks frew bloodshot eyes.
HeeHee! Steel Magnoilaz ref! Hai red, how you are?
Ohai, Lungdoc.
Steel Magnoliaz iz wun of my fabritest mooves. I can kwote teh heck out of it.
How be yoo? Rite now I haz a layzee.
Thingz bi okay here in NM today, fanks. Teh midday airz feel lyke tehy been inna hot dry oven for abowta yirr–but indoarz iz okay. (Itz teh seazon when, if yu leavez teh newspaper onna front porch all dai, teh paper turnz yellow adn brittle on teh top side, adn neerly crumblez wehn you finally try to unrolls it.) But teh eveninz are plezant adn teh quailz adn jackrabbitz are busy busy busy runnin arownd in teh sage-brushes.
Teh humiditee heer iz AWFLOL! Berry stikee an yikky.
Wii haz dat heer naow tu is 85 adn sunny awl day den rains awl nite. maeks teh stickee wif lawts uf moss key toes. Adn teh town nawt haz munnees tu spray teh moss key toes.
I donut kno ifn it werks, butt I heerd dat Listerine in a bole will halp deter teh ’skeeturz.
Ish! Doan likes teh ohai humiditeez. Ai wents to school awhile in Houston adn for an old dezert boi it waz verri disturbin taht all teh crunchifoodz (tater chipz etc) would get soggee if yu left teh bag open. Could tie teh tater chips adn crackerz inna knot after abowt a day in teh open air, aifinkso. In August teh Houston izza steem-baff, yesh yesh. Or anniway it waz back then (earli 1970z). Prolly all better now. Uh huh.
Yooz 2 shud trayd wevers.
Too Mush Pinks! Nawt Want! Eben kitteh haz teh pink furz…Ai sabe U kitteh…adn gib U tu rhsb fur teh haws warmee.
Floofy kitteh foar prezzie? YAY!
Fanks, WRr.
**schmoo schmoo schmoo schmoo**
rhsb needz warmz???
*putz floofee blankee on kumfee chair.
*floofz pillowz on kumfee chair.
*litez fire.
Puf, puf on deh glowy fire
*fire growz and blazez
*addz lotza wud
*fyre iz snapping adn krakkling
Dere, dat shud b toasty warm wen rhsb kumz in!!!
No, nawt need warmz, iz plenny warmz heer rite now!
I finkso WRr tawlkin abowt wen I moov outta teh parental yoonit’s howse, witch I’m plannin awn doin in a cuppla munfs.
Floofy kittehs be very good for warmin howses.
An feets, espeshulee in teh Wintur.
Flooffee Tukkz Kitteh
fyndz Lolruss Bukkitt. Hydez itz
berreh clebburrleee
No wun feenkz 2 luukz
4 Bukkitt ifz Kitteh amz
wyreengz a lampshaydz
Lolruss coodz luukz awwll
oburr andz nebburr fyndz himz
fayvrittesst Bukkitt
Jack.
kitteh even clebberly payntinged it pink!
Kitteh, u nawt even wanna KNO hao I haz comes hoam in teh past.
Didjer frens eber git yew drunck when yew were 16 an then they drybes yew home wiff yer hed out the winder ob the VW only to dump yer drunk ass on the front porch ob yer house, den ring the doorbell and drybe orf wifakwickness?
“Hi Dad! Wut are yew doin here? Hic, urp”
I did wunse mayk my very-inebryatid fren hold a lardj bole in hur lap (foar possiblol “urps”)wen I had to drive hur sumware.
i gottid drunck wen ai wuz 17, stayd owt passd kerfewe, leftid mai kees in teh haus & wohk mah mahm up at 2 in teh moarnin. Wen hurs opinded teh door, ai urped awl ober teh hood uv hur trans am.
Well…der wuz dat wun tym…butt (!) um…it wuz fur thee-uh-tur! Yah…dats it. Thee-uh-tur.
That’s just tutu funny
*groooooooan*
u no how dose waild partiez go!
hahah dats heeps funnay luuk at mien: http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4710878&vk=2yZ/QidCJNqonYv4tFFx8PIR1wBhlZQF9EMMWQ0E8esxkC7LQ4Q3/cPg2b6nsReX
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Iss dere ennywun heer hoo ken halp mee wif smilies? I goto weird pretzel adn dey hab a link onna botom 2 Smileygarden butt (hee-hee) it no werks wen I trai 2 putt smiley in heer. Whattabmygonnadoo??? Iz no itz late sooo Aisle corm baek to maro to cee ef ennywun cn halp me!
Tankeepoo!
yoo kan going to cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
luk under “helperz an majik triks”
cweenmj haz made many helfpul thingz tehr, inklooding a gide to smilies.
Tankyoo Lunarmommy! Butt (!) I traied cweenmjs beeeeoootiful sugg..sudj..idears adn itt duddent werk wif Smileygarden stuffs. Smileygarden habs lotsnlotsnlots o kyoot tings adn wen ai trais too do dem ai getz-
http://www.smileygarden.de/smilie/Schleifchen-Girls/smilie_girl_173.gif
-adn i doant wnat dis, i watn da pixur itselbf.
Mebbe itz bcuz Smileygarden iz in Chermann langwidge.
i doant no…
ZOMG dis with being teh longjohn kitteh!