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CURIOSITY It doesn’t always kill you, but some things are worse than death…
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Waddur up nose — DO NAWT WANT.
Conga Ratz NS. U want teh BLT wif hoem grown LT? awn teh ston grownd wheet toast, wif meownaisse? Wii haz teh vegemtarium bakun if U purrfurrs dat.
Mmmm… a BLT sownds amazingly yummeh! No vegemtarium bakun fur me, fankies — aifink piggies iz kwite delishus.
OOoh … where iz mah mannerz?!
Fankies, WRr! So niec uv u to offur!
West River rat…Yesh! Ai wood luv teh ston grownd
wheet toast, wif meownaisse (gud wan!).
Iz wurser iffen itz knot plane watur. pleh
nigghtshayde!! Nice tawp spot!
Ai shud bee paking, but ai will dans fur yoo VERREEE kiwklee!
*dans dans dans*
LOL!!! Ai think that iz the shortest wun ai ebber did!! But it iz awl teh moar hartfelt!
And teh retrib… rev… pay bakks are wun uf tehm
Basement Cat duz not feer wa–ack no spray da fur!!!!
wut if it iz the HOLY water?
u nowe that basemint and cealing cat r tuwinz from teh preveis world?
Why hello! What is this strange, oddly shaped contraption you have here?
akk! nebbermind…
This reminds me of the time I looked at in a hole in the ground
Dare I ask what was within?
Bats went in my eye
Bats???
Wen deh Bat hitz ur eye
Like a big Peetza pye …
Dat’s annoi-ing! =)
It sher not amor-ay!
This won’t end well for nebuddy…
cept teh goggie, watcheeng and laffeeng frum afar.
Basement Kitteh iz a Squrt?
Dis kitteh shud brace em sef furra sinus cleanin! Runawayrunrunaway!! O.O
Kitteh not plant.
I fink dats a panther. Yep. Definitlee a panther.
i iz wild aminlol ob teh junglol. plz not to spray me wif water, kthxrawr
LOL!!! kthxrawr!!!! FTW!!!!
When you see a tiger go into a crouch,
prepare to say ouch!
But, when called by a panther,
don’t anther!
— werdz uv wisdum from Ogden Nash
Clappity, clappity Cween, beri wyze wurds!
Cween…Fanks a miller lite for teh purrfeck werdz of
wisdum from Ogden Nash…u haz a towelent fur
knowing summerting grate to chair wid us, ur
dvotional fans.
Ur welkum!! I haz a mind filled wif deh strainj adn ob skewer.
leik moi? A fount uv useless trivialol.
I b a sess pool uv dis infer mayshunz.
Even if teh anther iz 42????
I finso, StageHandDan b deh anther. But I not send Dan tu deh panther.
42 is teh anther to teh meening of lyfe! nao whut iz teh cwestchun?
teh cwestchun wuz how longs will Basement Cat let teh hooman lives abter tehy spraiz hims?
abowt 42 sekkunds
nawt liek a nettie pot!
but kitteh iz nawt liek ebil witch, kitteh wont shrink …
U du u dye
I can haz ty dye?
A mai tai???
Sumwun pleez tell me to start paking!!!
Start PAXING!
dis iz yer pakkin remmembers!!
Oh, wai bovver?? just frowing fingz intu deh sootkase at deh last minnit. It duzn’t madder wut u haz tu wair…. U will lukking beyootimus!!!!!
baisemint cat sez “Comon chickey! Yew wanna spritz muh hooter? Make it a good one, kus it’ll be yer last!”
Swkurt da kitteh, find surprise in yur shoe.
Sneekii kitteh sez:
Gao ehhed adn sprayh bahtul
Ai putz een teh mielk
**flies in wifakwikness to git huggs** Ai hazza said tudai iz teh lassedd day my dotter will be 17. Tumarra she’s legal. I’m old.
*hugs littlol featheree thing an stokes hur hed!*
yep, i felt taht way wen my older boi turnd 18. kan vote, joyn teh military, own bank akkownts, sign contraks…
wun ob teh furst fings my boi did after him wuz 18 an wented away to kollij wuz get a noo sell fone wif a O.O seventy-elebenty $$ contrakt. yikes. all taht freedom wented to himz hed.
now him iz 20 an finks himz all growd up an dont need us anymore.
Fanks Janet. Itz nawt so mush teh old fing, it’s how fast she got this old!
Aiz hitting teh sack, luve tu yu awl!
*floofs deh pillowz
*tukz PH up in floofy Cheezpeep Map Blankee
G’nite, PH!!
Schmoooooz!!
Nite, cweenmj! Ai’s hitting teh sak, too.
*Pooofz up deh fevver bed.
*floofz deh pillowz.
*Tukz DK in deh kuddlee blankee
{{{DK}}}
Sweet dreemz!
sack sez……….quit hitting me!!!
Schmoooz tu yoooz tooooz, Jamamamamamama!!! Haz u recubbered frum deh loooong weekend??
almost………. wuz much more actibitie den ai is used to!! but ai wud not hab traded it fur teh whirld!!! wish yew cud hab stayed longer!!
Just wayt till Dek Emberz!!
miez eder…it wuz soos gud two seez u awl! I haded sos muchly phun! I neber seiz peplos I no!
by da by wuts up wif dek tember?… azidez frum da amazin drain on mai bank accont!
momcat
oh hai mc o’gc!! LOL
it wuz nice tew meeting yew!! wut a lurvely day we had an fanks agin to fishy cat fur teh wunderful pie dat her maded!! NOMMMM
oh cween is referring to a danube ribber croooz dat her, jch4k, teasel an me are takin in decembrrrrs…… twill be a grande adbenchur!!
Go ahead. Make my day.
(sorry Clint)
Yu has to aks yurslef…duz ai fiil luckee??
Du ya, …. pink? ….
*snork*
chucklol…”pink” chucklol
seems so apropos, considering his earlier conversation in the elevator about dog…um…well, u noe…
*snurt*
Deh sun haz goneded down adn deh ebening b settloling in softlee adn kwietlee in Cheezland. Deh nite watchman walkz down deh streetz, luuking here, luuking dere. Himz blak Winky kitteh b riding on himz sholder, purring softlee in himz eer.
Dhey arriving in deh Princess Mu Medow and walking frew deh gatez. Deh Posy Grammaz haz ben bizzy tending deh flourz adn deh sent uv deh roziz and jazminez fillingifyz deh air.
Deh nite watchman sitz down adn kawlz tu deh kittehz. Dehy kum tu him fur deh snorglolz and skritchez. Hii takingz himz tyme and makez shur awl deh kittehz getting lotz uv lubz. Eben wen it lukz like awl deh kittehz haz bin keered fur, deh nite watchman noeingz dat dere still b wun hiding in deh roziz.
“Here, Sooty! Kum, kitty kitty kitty!!” he kawlz.
But Sooty iz berry shy adn stayingz hiddin.
Deh nite watchman noez hii b dere and duzn’t gibbing up. Hii approechiz berry slowly, taking just wun step and den waiting a bit. Den taking anuzzer step and waiting sum moar. Winky hoppingz down off uv himz sholder and skootchez under deh roziz and sitz neggst tu Sooty. Sooty lookingz at her wif wide iiz, but he duzn’t running away. After a minnit, Winky washingz Sooty on deh top uv himz hed, purring az she washez.
After a bit, bof kittyz kum owt frum under deh bush adn Sooty letz deh Nite Watchman pikking him up. He snugglolz intu deh Nite Watchmanz armz adn givez a liddlol purr. Deh Nite Watchman keeryz deh Sooty-boi tu a bench and dey sit fur a long wyle. Sooty likez deh snorglolz and pettingz hii b gitting. Deh Nite Watchman talkingz tu Sooty and tellingz him awl bowt deh Medow. Now, Sooty noez dat hii haz fownded himz a safe noo home, and dat himz momma will kum and viziting him heer mennye tiymz.
Sooty hopz down and beginz playing wif himz noo frenz in deh medow.
cweenmj – dis b a loberly stori. Ai tink Sooty b hapi in the Medow. Pooshin gud thots awt 2 him.
{{{{cween}}}}}
{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}
ooopz, got a liddlol lopsided dere.
Heere, haz sum {{{ tu even it owt.
you realize, of course, those{ are cleverly disguised tendrils?
AaaaaEEEEEiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
*peez in a flannik!!
*lil ornj Pumpkin kitteh goes POUNCE on da sooty jest for funs*
*lil brown Donkee goes POUNCE on teh tendrils jest for hugs*
*tendrilz tikkul da donkey behind doze eerz*
tanx, qween, fur teh reminder awl our bebe’s be safe inna Mu meadow, waiting fur uz tew cross teh bridge sew we may play agin. >sniff< ai mizz dem awl.
*just spotted dis, haznt red it yet* uh oh, better run an get teh tishyoos. or a shamwow or two.
my cat plays in water(amazingly almost every black cat I’ve owned has loved water)…
That’s fascinating! I wonder why that is!
Maybe you’ve had more black cats than others, and you are such a great owner that you make their water experience enjoyable??
This is an intriguing fact indeed…
Speeking uv wadder…..’
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Gotcha!!!!!
Taht wuz teh nissest beddy-bye tyme storry Ai’ve hurd inna laawng tyme, Qweenie… berreh schweet n soothun ryte befowr turnun en….
Oops… sumwun confuzzled meh n Ai putted teh rong i dent tee tee … juss goze 2 sho it rilly es beddy bye tyme… ::::yaaaahhhn:::::: sleepee gud, awl..
this pic is REALLY funny
Wel watur u waytn fur? Du it! U noes u want tu!
Wii haz tawt ar lil Jack abowt teh sprai botl bcoz her b anoyin teh goggie. Her b paw-pawin teh goggie’s eerz n atakin teh goggie’s tayl Teh goggie turn arownd n gayv beeg yar-yar at Jack, wich mayd her run awf, but den her go bak up tu goggie. Wen goggie got up to nom sum fudz, Jack dee syded tu halp hersef tu sum goggie fudz. Dad b awn teh standbai n kays fings got teh uglee. Luklee dey nawt, but Jack can has sum cahoneez. Ar ovvur kittehs noes n feerz teh skwirt botl. Awl u haz tu do iz tuch it n dey runz awai.
LOL, i can just see dis!
I like lolcat motivational style
what the hell kind of language are you humans trying to speak, its harder trying to read your slang
Deer ron, see above under the # of comments on this lol…clicky on dat and yu will git deh explainshun.
Ohai eberybodee elsz! Derez lotz’o'fresh caek inna brakerum!! Oooo, mii fav, Bustom Creme Pii, nonomnomnom yummi!!!1!! Kbyenaow!!
=^!^=
I try not to spray water except in emergencies. Okay, yeh, sitting in front of the TV is an emergency.