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David vs Goliath rematch?
Congrats, Upfi. Sum nies joosee leebs fur sillybrayshuns?
Oooooh, yesh please! Wif a bit of dressing and harf a tomato mabbeh? And sum flowers for dessurt?
No, dere were no stones and slingshot inbolbed. Just paws and teef!
koon grab u mirachuns to teh tawp spot tye winnrs
That was pretty disturbing. Someone needs to put that fat cat on a diet before she ends up diabetic or develops severe hip problems. It’s kind of sad that someone would do that to their poor pet…
Pikk sumwun ur own siez, kitteh!
kitteh fight !
Is a battul of epic proporshuns. Vary, VARY epic proporshuns.
*snurt*
Wut dey FEEDIN dat kitteh???
Braynes vurses brawn?
Kung Fu Kitteh v. Sumo Kitteh!
SPLATTTTTTTT!
and I thought Hazel was ‘floofy’……
Does anyone know the name of the song playing in the background?
sumhao dat remines me ob princess leia vs. jabba da hutt …
Yes – I expects to hear that liddel kritter laffin himz ebil laffter!
I can haz diet cheezburgr?
Yes, I needz one very Much!
thats a lot of fatness, i like that!
Pleeze stop fedig me dry food — I IZ CARNIVORZ! — GIMME SUM REAL MEAT!
Shoulda named de liddlol whyte kitteh Timex, he takes a likkin an keeps on kikkin
Yes, he small but mitey!
Teh naym “Massie” short for Massive?
think big kitteh is called Maggie
WoW! When you consider that small kittehs are made up of razor sharp teeth and claws like needles, it’s a wonder there isn’t any more bloodshed!
kittehs just plehing at fiting, nawt wantz to be hurtin eech uvva, tehy jus gud frendz reely
yah, dey lieks ta be hurtin hoomins insted, mor funs cuz hoomins skreemz a lot wen we git a owwie. sumtiems do stoopid dansin rownd an’ hoppin rownd cuz it hurtsez. an’ sayin bad werdz, hahahahaha
Teh liddle kitteh has sweet cardeeo and fancy paw werk, but teh sumo kitteh has broot strenf. Gud match.
My god get this cat a diet….its so fat that is unhealthy. Poor thing!
Dis wye dey brottid in teh fystee liddol wun – is bees teh xursys masheen foar teh … um … floofee wun.
Looks like scout vs heavy to me.
Fat kitteh needs a diet.
Sand Solo -vs- Kitty the Hut
Get out of my head!
Rofl! Maggie seemed pretty gentle with the little poop head at first but she seemed to be getting a little ticked toward the end! LOL!
Me and Maggie need tu goh on eh diets. Gud lord, ay neber fink anyfing to be biggur den me…
teh littlest cat sat on teh mat, 4 he was no match for the big fatcat!
maggie needs a diet; letting a cat get that fat is cruel.
Harder than you think. I tried to get my fat cat to lose weight a few years ago, and she got hepatic lipidosis and had to be fed through a tube in her neck for two months
Little kitteh angry big kitteh ate his cheezburgers again.
Big kitten wins 100%
We have this same arrangement, only our fat one likes to body slam (ka-THUD). And our little one isn’t so little anymore.
I kept waiting for squish, but no squishy came.
RUN LIL KITTEH BIG KITTEH GONNA SIT ON JOOS
It’s like when Princess Lea fought Jabba the Hut.
Cute video, but when I see how happy my cat is that she is fast and agile, it makes me sad to see cats that are so overweight that they’ve lost that core essence of being a kitteh. I bet it frustrates them that they can’t do the things they used to… like a bird with clipped wings.
Not really. I have a cat who fights just like the fat cat in the video, except he’s not fat– he’s just super-lazy. He can’t be arsed to do most “essence of being a kitteh” things, he’ll play for about five seconds before getting bored, he’ll chase one of his sisters for about half a foot then stop, etc. He never starts any of the cat battles in this house, but by God he will finish them, just like fat cat in this video when she got annoyed and got her back feet into it.
Low-key cat=/=bird with clipped wings.
This is the best ever!
I like it just for the “lazy cat fight” pic at the end – although I gotta give points to the little kitty for NERVE
LOL iz like Bam Margera and hiz Dad.
Maggie: Very well, I will condecend to play with you as long as I don’t have to move from this spot.
Big Kitteh cud eatz Little Kitteh in 1 nomz
pik on sumwon yous own syze….dis iz messige four dah liddle kitteh, if he no lissen to meh hes get eated!!!!
butt he kan alwais run awai cuz fatty catty two fatty to runs.
Why don’t people take better care of their kittehs? It’s not hard to get them on the right food and get them lean and sexy again! Two of my kittehs did that and they are like babies again … so much energy.
Please do not assume an owner is overfeeding a fat kitty. We have had a number of cats, none overweight until we got Hobie. He checks out fine at the vet with all his bloodwork, etc, but we have tried numerous things to get him to lose his weight, none worked. The vet said let nature take it’s course. He is NOT over fed but he was pushing the other cat (9 lbs) and the DOG off their dishes and eating everything in sight. He eats like an obsession. He goes outside and catches his own ‘fast food’ to eat. We limit his proportions and do not table feed. Sometimes no matter what you try it will not work.
If nothing seems to work for getting him to a normal weight, check out the possibility of switching him to a raw meat, organ and bones only diet… usually things like excess weight correct themselves within a couple of months on a raw diet, and it’s so much better for them than commercial dry…
Cats evolved to eat freshly killed animals, not ones from the grocery store that have been dead for days and handled by countless hands. That’s fine for humans, since we cook (mostly) everything we eat, but not for cats. Not only that but cats DO need some vegetables to get complete nutrition – which, in the wild, they get from eating the digestive tracts of herbivores. Storebought meat, even organ meats, has all these parts removed.
Be very careful putting a cat on a weight-loss diet. They can develop fatty liver, which is expensive to treat and can be fatal.
Cats, like dogs, don’t have the natural enzymes needed to break down plant cell walls. This means they get no nutrition from veggies.
Also, there are plenty of ways to get fresh (immediately frozen after kill) whole prey for cats commercially and many other ways privately.
I’m sorry you’re so misinformed.
Cats nor dogs intentionally eat the contents of the digestive tract of their kills (obviously if the kill is small, it gets eaten with the rest of the animal). They do not *need* vegetation and actually can’t break it down (which is why misguided “barf” feeders blend veggies to make “glop”). Cats, like dogs, may graze on grass or herbs and *may* get a digestive benefit (and should be allowed to do so) but there’s no *nutritional* benefit.
Store bought meats, while not being *ideal,* are *FAR BETTER* than any commercial cat food on the market. There is zero room for argument.
Dats sooo cool and Cute GO FAT KITTEH
I guess it’s me, but I fail to see anything special or even remotely funny in this video, unless you count the overly dramatic music as special.
tht was a cat?!?!?!?!
Ifinkso Little Kitteh winz – he maded Big Kitteh stand up!!
Snorlax! User Body Slam!
the little cats downfall was when the big cat rolled over. When the fat cat has to roll over, then thats the end of it…
Itty bitty kitteh is teh toy, flufffy kitteh’s xursyze mahcine
They should have Joe Rogan do commentary on this fight.
Li’ll puddy tat practcin fer gettin bigger, fat tat lak houmans- too laze to git up. Li’ll tat no wen to git gone!!! LOVE these videos, and my LOL cat email every morning. Have three cats, so I really do understand how funny these are. Thanks to all who contribute photos and videos.
Thats not littl kitteh, thats his purrsonal trainer!
I dunno; mebbe dey shuld be on “Dat’s Incredible!”…..
lil kitteh plaiz fayr. big kitteh ken jus plop ober toppa lil kitteh en skrunsh ta smivvareenzez
Lol.. no wonder teh fat cat is so fat.. looks lyk it tryin 2 eat teh kitteh!
OMG how fat she is… snot healthy
Somehow, Jabba the Hutt comes to mind……
Litl kitteh flotes liek teh butterfly, stingz liek a bee.
It’s not that hard to help your kitty to lose weight on a proper carnivore diet. For more info do research start with catinfo.org by a vet on this issue. my cat became diabetic on premium dry food, turns out dry food can cause diabetes and obesity since there is no digestible nutrition in it — cats are carnivores and need meat — i get nature’s variety raw, but canned can be okay — catinfo has good info (no sales) and good food chart to see how many carbs your food has (cats don’t need carbs)… i’m getting my cat off insulin by diet change and home monitoring…
It’s not that hard to help your kitty to lose weight on a proper carnivore diet. For more info do research start with catinfo.org by a vet on this issue. my cat became diabetic on premium dry food, turns out dry food can cause diabetes and obesity since there is no digestible nutrition in it — cats are carnivores and need meat — i get nature’s variety raw, but canned can be okay — catinfo has good info (no sales) and good food chart to see how many carbs your food has (cats don’t need carbs)… i’m getting my cat off insulin by diet change and home monitoring…
Woah thats one fat cat im surprised it can move lol and the colour of that kitten is gawgus
It should be little kitteh vs small bear
teh lidl kitteh mofes wif de speed ov teh tiga wilst big kittehs blubber maks him impervius to atak
dat iz funneh!
Sumwun kould has too many cheezburgers.
yah, an’ ai kood haz too many cheezbugers, too, lolololol
little kitteh needs to use prowl before maul XD poor noob
Littole boy kitteh is unsnipped, it looks like. He’ll have to get used to living with a matriarch!
The fat kitteh just need to roll over, and the small one will surely die.
its like Shadow of the Colossus!!!!! LOL!
Zomg! My mission is done. I Jedi kitteh kat has made teh Java the Hut kitteh walk!
He is her purrsonal trainerz