So… how long are you going to
So… how long are you going to lay there bleeding? It is past my dinner time.
kitteh gittin rebenge wen u dont halp her.
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I hazza hongree naow, sew doan kawl 911 yet…
Congrats, Aahz! Ai bring sordid kukkiez an watebber u wud liek 2 drink.
Mmmm … sordid kukkiez! Ifn deyz chokklit, den I knead sum koald milk, n lawtz uvvit, plzthx!
O luk — I can haz sum Gurl Skowt kukkiez IRL — mayded wif 100% reel Gurl Skowtz…
OK – we hav heer a PURRRRRfekt brayde today!
Aahz
caramelchef81
an ME! JCH4K
An ai see princess mu haz browt teh pear-tinis – an milk to go wif teh cookies! Teh partee is AWN!!!
Ohai JPAQC!!1! Haow R U 2dai?
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*wis-purrz* doan fur-gitz annipuss, Maus, n tessm — dey iz inna makrumay awlsew…
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PARTEE!!1! PARTEE!!1! PARTEE!!1!
sew dats 2 brayds! we hassa piggy-tayls!
Yay 4 da piggy taylz!
Oh. Mai. Gudness!!!! Yoo ar rite!! Hao ai mist tehm, ai do nawt know!
BRAYDE II
Annipuss
Maus
TessM
And nao – wif TOO bryedes, Leeza-b can use tehm fur Princess Leia’s hare!!!
An we can awl taek “part.” LOL!!!
Boi, dat shure werkted owt grate den, didnit? Tew braydz 4 da Printsis Laya hayre! Hooda thunkit?
Conga rats Aahz!
*offurs a tray ov cold pear-tinis
*adds pitchur of milk tew tray*
Fanky princessmu!
*sips pear-tini before indulging in cookies and milk*
Yumm! Dint wanna spoyl da tayst uv da pear-tini — jess nawt da saym aftur sweetz n milk…
sew troo…..
Conga-ratz awn bee-in tawp uv teh brayd! Wut noms wud yu liek?
Ohai cc81! Annipuss brung sum sordid kukkiez, butt (!) ifn U can haz sumfin wif kermul, dat wood be grate, 2! Speshullee ifn itz kermul n chokklit! Mmmmm
hmm…mebbe kermul nut tarts wif wyt choklit drizzel. Iz toes-tid pekans, makadameeyas, pishtasheeos adn awlmuns tossed inna hoam-mayd kermul saus adn skoopded intu a shortbred tart shell. Mah purr-sunal fabrit!
I normullee doan liek teh nutz, butt (!) dat sownz jess sew nomalishus I jess haz tew trie it!
*nomnomnomnomnom*
Mmmm! Yummee!
iz teh wun biig weekniss ai has at wurk…but ai be daon tu onlee a cupplol purr week!
o my
** swoon swoon swoon for homemade kermul **
**fiddlols wif fingurs…digs toe inna grownd…mumblols** sew…is it otay fur meh tu menshun dat dis wuz mai nawt sekkund nawt sekkund? ai meen, ai noes ai nawt at teh tawp, but ai hassa happee dat ai mayd it at awl. ai ams nawt wanna be rood. iz nawt am ai?
Nawt at all!! Congarats!! :insert smilee here:
no! extra conga rats awn ur nawt sekond!!!!!!!
*danse twril danse*
Whew! Fankyew! Ai joyn in teh dans…ooh.. mebbeh dis wun-
Teh Lectrik Slied!
*stepstepsteptap tu teh rite
*stepstepsteptap tu teh lef
*stepstepsteptap tu teh bak
*leen, tap, kik adn turn!
An yoo hav EBREE rite to mumblol!!!! an no – yoo ar nawt rooD!! Yoo ar kwite teh wunderful!!!
Ai will dans fur yoo too!!
*dans dans dans dans
LEEEEP twerl leep swerrl LEEEP
dans dans dans dans dans
JAZZ PAWS!!!!
Kin ai jus tell yooz hao much ai lurv teh JAZZ PAWS? Srsly, tehy mayk meh LOL, eeben wen ai fink abowt dem at wurk. ai keep pikshurin a stripey tabbeh kitteh doin it. awsum…jus awsum.
YAY!!!! Happi nawt sekkund, nawt sekkund CC81!! Iz indeed da special sillibrations fur yu!!
r U kitten? Wen I had mai one and lonely nawt furst Ai wanted confettii to fawls frum teh skai!
*duz inturpurtive dans involving ribbons and confettii canon fur CC81*
**finking uv LOL frum ovver dai… Yu gawt meh RIBBONS?!?! OMGOMGOMG!
fank ewe awl fur teh danses adn sillybrayshuns! sadlee ai has tu go nao. Shur is mah dai awf adn awl, butt (!) ai gotta kleen mah kar, kleen teh kishen adn kleen teh bakyard (sumdai mah goggies will lernify tu skoop der oan poops) Den ai gotta work owt. Hab a grayt dai Cheezpeeps! Ai will see yu in teh next LOL!
{{{cheezpeeps}}}
Helicat!!!!! Alaive again’1
Lawng time no c, Hellicat!
{{{Janet}}}
Yoo ar so rite! Son of Helicat, mebbe?
*looks up at kitteh* But aym only MOSTLY ded!
wiff awl ded der is ownly wun fing u cin dew….
Go thru teh pokkits and look for loose change!
But with mostly ded, is partly alive!
Prinsis Bryd ref, FTW!
Get mai dinnur den u can bleed awl u want
Priorities!!!!
Yup, Nawt sekund fings nawt sekund!
I’m gowing tu kidnap dis reply spot foar a *REKWEST FOAR HELP!*
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*Help A Sik Kitteh*
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Dis iz a repeet ob a powst on Cheez Town Cryer. I also powsted it heer a wile bak.
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A very dear friend of mine rescued some cats not too long ago. One of those cats, George, died suddenly of unknown causes recently, as mentioned on ICHC. The sister of George was then tested by the vets and has abnormal kidney and liver readings, but the underlying cause is still unknown. I’m covering costs as best I can, but frankly I need help. This friend lost a cat she’d been intensely close to for 16 years due to a stroke shortly before rescuing these cats. She really doesn’t need another loss right now. Help of any kind would be truly, truly appreciated.
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Three cheezpeeps have very, very kindly donated money towards the care of the kitteh, adn I’ll be handing out Superhero For Kittehs medals soon, but I do need more help. It doesn’t necessarily have to be money, although vets prefer that over cat toys for some reason. Dunno why, I think they’re missing out on a great time.
aww… ai hazza condolences fur yoo. Sadlee ai juss cant gib monies, ai haz sew littl aniwai. your pore frend.. teh kitteh… teh trajedi! is sew SAD!!!! |cry|
Yu -are- sending sumfing. Yore sending yore thoths adn yore compassion, adn dat can be wurf moar than elebenty cheezburger’s worf of munnies. Yore a Kitteh Superhero tu.
fank yoo… *fuzzies*
Get up! It’ s just a flesh wound!
GMTA Maus!
Mind meltered agin…
Watt? Ur arm iz awf…
Montee Python adn Holee Grael ref FTW!!!
Hmmm… mai kawmint gotted nommed instedda moderaytid…
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Az I wuz sayin, speekin uv Montee Piethon, I seen dis 4 da nawt-sekkund tym yestiddee:
h t t p : / / w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc
(tayk owt da spaysiz 2 watch it)
If U liek teh Montee Piethon Hoalee Grayl adn Star Trek, U iz gunna LURVZ dis!!
a littlol hint ai lerned resentlee. Yoo awnlee need to maek WUN spyayz – laik w ww. Prollee h ttp:// – but ai havn’t traied that.
I bin awai tew lawng — yoosta b U kood jess dew da leenkee wif da 3 W’s n wifowt da h t t p stufz, n it wood poast rite awai, butt (!) naow it gitz moderaytifyd, n paws-ibblee nommded…
wat?! wai wood dey b nommd? or moderatd? wai not doo teh linkee tag in htmlol?
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And WHA happend tew da smilols? dey nawt da saym!! wha happnd?! ai ben awai fur a WEEEK @ summar camp sew ai nvr heerd uv dese changez.
ooo, nd can ai b on da list o’ cheezpeeps? ai is in cally fornia.
Ai think yoo needs to find cweenmj an speek to hur!
what abouts da rest ub it? what happnd tew mai familoliar cheezlans?
Dats why CC gayv yu too arms!
Wut r U goin to do, bleeeeed on mi?
ai’ll byte ur neekaps awf!
itz just a flesh woond!
GMTA fur yu adn Maus!
Put a band-dayd awn it adn git meh noms! Plz tu nawt bleedy in mah fud…kthxbai!
srsly! feed meh!. U knew it was awl about meh wen u let meh n teh house!
Ohai everyone!!
Next week, one Toosday the 21st, at the 3 PM EST LOL, we will has the premeer of our latest LBT produckshun: Star Warz!
We can’t really afford a star, or a war, so the working title rite now isn’t settled. Maybe you cud halp with that.
Asteroid Snubs?
Planetoid Hissy Fits?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Anyways, we need to start casting now! We already has two_kittehs cast in the roll of Prinsess Leia… she has her sininininiimon buns all ready.
But we still needs:
Han So Low
Chewy Bacca
Luke
R2D2 (cud possibly be combined wif C3PO if we don’t get enuf actors…in which case it wud be RC23DP2O)
Obi Wan Kittobeh
And of corse there is always the villain… Dark eVader!!
Obviussly we has an overabun dunce of parts for men, but u does not have to be a men to play a mens roll.
That’s why it’z called acting!!
And no way we will run out of parts, if the above ones get filled, we can always has some more Imperial Troops, and Jedi Nites, etc etc!
If any of u has an interest in playin any of these rolls, plz to speak up!!
ooooo! how cool! sounds like fun!
Ooh! Pik meh pik meh! Plzplzplz! Ai kin be R2D2?
duz bestest R2D2 impreshun-
**beep-beep-boop-wissel-spin arown-**
TA-DA!
*clapity*
*bows* fankie!
u gots teh part, caramelchef!!!
Yayyayyay! ai hassa beeg egg-sigh-tid! sew…uh…wut ai duz nao?
Hao about “Laser dot batting” fur teh titlol?
Bawla gas arguments?
Planetarium afflictions? Constellation Heated Discussions? No…dat wun nawt hab gud ring tu it.
Gassy Disagreemints???
LOL!!!
troll commints? No, dats nawt a gud wun…
Watt part wood uh green skaylee purr-sun be gud at playin? I nawt gunna b uh Tuff-Skin Raydur, tho (or uh Jaw-ya)
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Lemme awdishun 4 summa dem…
“Joyn me, n I will kumpleet ur traynin … rite aftur mai snak.”
“Luke — Yooz da Forkz — U kaynt nom peez wiffa nyf.”
“I gotta bad feline abowt dis…”
oooh! You was born to play… Yodaahz!!!!
but but but… I dontfinkso he shows up til teh 2nd (4th) movie, does he??
Aifinkso dat wuz a line frum Obi-Wan Kittobeh! Teh skaylees donut mattur cuz hims wayrs a klohk!
Otay — I kood plai Obi-Wan Kittobeh wif uh kloke
(nawt uh Hoalukawst Kloke, tho, izzit?)
we mite has to insert a speshul part for Yodaahz in this one Aahz… I just can’t see u in enny otter roll!!
Mebbe Obi-Wan ternded green wif envy obber Yoda’s speshlol powrz uv da Fors…
Den we kood kawl himz sumfin liek Yodi-Aahz Kittobeh! 
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Yeh, dat wood werkz…
Purrfeckt!!
dees ar nawt teh noms yoor lukkin foar…
U mai goe abowt ur bizniss…
arrent yu eh littel furree tu bii eh stahm truppa?
Iffen it’s kitteh-based adn yu mayk wun ob teh villains a toad, den Stare Warts mite wurk.
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I hereby volunteer foar any mayl roll.
ok, jd, you has a part, to be named latur, depending uppon what no one else wants to do!
er.. that dint come out sew gud, did it?
LOL!!! But that iz how OW dish unz werk! Furst yoo see hoo awl yoo hav to werk wif, an hao well they can speek teh lions – tehn yoo cast tehm!! An yoo hope that ebree wun taekz teh part yoo offer – eben if it IZNT teh leed part. Becuz in a play, itz awl teemwerk.
“Tehre ar no small parts – only small aktors.”
“Tooooooooooo beeeeeee, oar nawt toooooo beeeeee…… That iz illogical captain.”
How ’bout “Second Banana Kerfuffles”?
Scrub Scuffles?
Understudy Tiffs.
LOL! Dat wun b grate, LCB!
Comet Clashes?
Space Spats?
Planetary Punches?
Planetary Bites?
Meteor Miffs?
Coronal Combats!
Wao KayKitteh! Yoor awn tawp uv teh ah-litter-ayshuns!
Sew duz ai git teh part? **gawd ai hoap ai git, ai hoap ai git it** **hao menny peeps duz hur need> hao menny bois? hao menny gurls?**
Eh Kohrus Lien ref! FTW!
Oh skwirrlgrrl, ai haz SOOOOO much interest!!! Itz just mai favoritist moovee EBBER!!! But . . .*sniff*. . . ai will nawt bee at hoam. Ai will bee in teh PA, visiting sum frenz.
Nice frenz, too be shur! Ai laik them verree much. But. . .ai am a Gemini – so ai . . . ai AWLWAYZ want to be in moar than wun playce at wunce – an heer wud bee it!!
So . . . .being LBT, ai will just say – Brake a tow! An ai wish ai cud bee heer!
dere iz eh plai en Noo Hayvin nauw….”Teh Won-Mann Stah Wahz” bee-en won peep hoo duz awlz teh pahtz
I sawr that when it was in teh DC! Was teh boyfrent’s choice, not mines, but it was teh fun to watch even though I had only sawr teh first movie only oncet and all of teh other movies never.
yah…ai tinkin et mite bee funn tu cee
pfft!
U wud has made a grate Obi Won too!!
Yooooz teh FORCE Luke! Streeeettch awt wif yur felines!
But wayt! Wher in PA will yoo be, J4K?
In Doylestown. Yoo ar in . . .State College??
*hmmmmmmmm*
Hmm…are you, perchance, making a visit to Longwood Gardens in Kennet Square while you are there?
Wai yes!!!
Yes we AR!!! Yoo ar SEW astoot!!!
Ai wud lyk to awdishun fur teh part on Chewy Bacca:
*ahem*
OOOOoooooOOOOOOaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaOOOOOoooooo
Hao d’Ai do?
frum teh dye-uh-fram!
Ai thot tath wuz fantasikal!!!!
Akshullee, I kin dew uh reelee gud Chewy Bacca IRL, butt (!) U kaynt heer it heer cuz I kaynt tipe it da wai I sez it…
I duzza gud Darth eVader IRL tew…
Ooh! ooh! Ai has a nydeer: Mai sis, hoo is a BEEG SighFye fan, had teh feem form StarWars fur hur wedding march (it werks rilly well as a orgun voluntry, an wus Juss Rite fur her!), so, as a sortob hoe marje, hao’s abowt we has teh Wedding March – yu kno; teh Handle wun:
Heer coms teh bryd
Sixtee inches wyd!
as owr feem tyoon fur Spayse Dust-Up?!
*ahem*
*luks askanse at Amber*
we onlee needs one directur here u knows!!
AND, sinse u has teh Chewy Bacca roll, u is gonna have a big bizzy!!
*hands Amber a skript, and an CD titled “How to Speek Wookie in Elebenty Days or Less”
*reeds*
“OOOOooooOOOOO”
Hmmmm….
“aaaaaAAAAAAaaaaa”
Ah, Ai gettit!
“OOOOooooAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAoooooOOOOO”
Woohoo!
Bai jove hurs gawt it!
Ohai, yew haz mebbe a roel fore sumwun to turnz up laet coz of tiem diffrins, nd tehn sae orl tehir liens rillyrillykwik to maek up fore it?
ai mite b ablol tew do it, butt (!) ai mite nawtt remembr.
hao about da chew back la? *RAWWER*!! *gRRRmmntt!!*
(dat wai ai duzznt hab tew remembar lolines.)
Ohes! ai almozt furgots! at mi summar camp, ai was conscrpt… conzct… forcd intew playn a BEEEGG MONSTR wif a lotta towlols on. If any1 intresstd in da skit, pls repli!
Neva hurd sayink
Kittehs lie awn glahs taybulz
Tu wahtch az yu mone?
Scarred Floors?
We kin fiks dat … we can haz da teknawlijee…
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We can haz “Shimmer” — da noo flore waks inna can…
Can I just mention here that at teh presentation I dids this afternoon there was a lady named Shiny?
No, I didnot steel her.
As far as u knoes.
eeek! LCB!!1!11! ai kan haz spot on da lyst o’ cheezpeeps?!
Sry to skare u. I’ll put my mask back on.
Whut list r u talkin’ ’bout?
teh “master list uv cheezpeeps”. on cheeztowncrier. dont chew no? mebbe teh cweenmj is de rite peep tew ask.
Yeah, axe teh cween. She has teh big office wif teh winders and I has teh cardboard box out back by teh dumpster.
ah HA!! nao we r gettin sumwher!!
what happnd tew da cheezlans?! da smilols are wierdified, commints hab no linkees, adn mai abatar is changd!!
gaaah!!! ai has tew go nao. donut worry, ai will contunu lolurkin ebry sew oftn.
Hey, telol da cween dat ai wants tew bee on da lizt!!
*dashes in, panting* didz I miss owt on awl da drinksies and dansing?? Jes got bak from da gim…*pant pant pant* If neeone haz a spayre ice cole wadder an/or froot smoodie laying arownd, I can has?
*Hands Mitts an ice cowld bottle uf waters*
*whew*, fank you 3km! I thot I wuz gunna go thurstee! *gulp gulp gulp*
How iz yu tudai? I nawt shure wii haz meeted. *Extends floofy paw uf friendship* Iffin wii haz meeted pleez tu xcuze my brain, it nawt awlwais sharp.
*axepts floofy paw uf frenship wif own paw of frenship* Iz dooin well todai, fank you! I jes has a tired frum werkin owt! An no, I nofink we has meeted befour – Iz long tym lurker, nu poster – hopefulee bekoming a frekwent poster
Wy u dont likk off teh blood?
he r disgawsted.suxing blood is bad 4 uz unless ur vampire. rawr. chek owt twilol.com its twilight lols.lol.and chek owt meh lolz. now. or meh hunt uz down. jk. mebbe