Comments on: Lyle dreamed of cheezburgers but belonged to a vegetarian.

By: wombat-wallaby

wombat-wallaby — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:14:41 +0000

Lyle’s owner is stoopid. I’m a vegetarian but I certainly won’t make my cat, a natural carnivore, eat vegetarian.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 08:18:24 +0000

I heard those Baja burgers weren’t too bad. They also have soy cheese, I mean seriously, you wouldn’t know there was a difference.

By: fox

fox — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 01:08:47 +0000

she doesn’t have her owner properly whipped..

feeding my lizzie is the only time I’ll touch meat :<

By: cleaseltheweasel

cleaseltheweasel — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:06:45 +0000

She’s a patched tabby (“torbie”). They’re always female unless they have XXY chromosomes, which is rare.

Nothin wrong with a girl named Lyle, though!

By: B3WB

B3WB — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:39:40 +0000

:] Yooh can has VEGGIE cheesburgerz! ^.~

By: Jenny Talia

Jenny Talia — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 02:21:14 +0000

No!
You will eats dis cheesie-burger mades fum a nice dead cow ans likes it!

By: eubie

eubie — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 01:26:24 +0000

Doan haz teh stuft aminlols, but mai goggies tawk awl teh time, adn gib mai spoose hecks. At firs himz fawt Ai wuz teh craZ, but after 19 yeers, he makes tehm tawk 2.

By: bobtehwundrcat

bobtehwundrcat — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 23:22:43 +0000

none. teht y Lyle luk so down.

srsly, kittehs lik to nom on TEENSYMOUNTS of corn, peas, sum lyk broccoli (see youtube fr prufs). But mostly teh eets meets. cheez an milk gud tu.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:16:21 +0000

Okie day! Thanks for asking, lolcatburglar!

By: Michelle

Michelle — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:27:01 +0000

awwww. poor hungry kitteh is hungry. =[

By: kibbles

kibbles — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:12:15 +0000

I must be hell for my kitties since I’m vegan. Poor cat!

By: collegekitteh

collegekitteh — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:47:27 +0000

Ai feelz sorree for dat kitteh. Wii can haz cheezburgers heer at college, aifinkso.

By: collegekitteh

collegekitteh — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:39:24 +0000

Ohai, kitkay! I knowz abowt teh windz heer. I iz nawt far frum yoo. Chickasha sez OHAI!

By: Vaethin

Vaethin — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:05:07 +0000

Have mercy with that kitty!
It breaks my heart

By: bubble

bubble — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:55:55 +0000

i haz all de cheezburgerz nd yu no have dem bekawz i nom nom dem

By: VeggieTart

VeggieTart — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:49:57 +0000

I can has veggieburger?

By: VeggieTart

VeggieTart — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:48:38 +0000

I’m a vegan mom to a darling tabby. She’s very interested in my food, especially when I have potatoes.

By: DillyRat

DillyRat — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:37:15 +0000

Ohhh nooo…poor Lyle

By: agus

agus — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:44:46 +0000

hallo lolcats. emh, what cat can eat vegetables ?!…

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:57:47 +0000

*lubbinglee baeks teh nies beeg karrit-kaek, aisings it wif teh creemee cheezis frowstings, an taeks it tu the brakeruum tu shaer wif ebreewun* Kumangeddit!!

By: Kyle

Kyle — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:39:34 +0000

Indeed and totally agreed! Dogs can live on a vegetarian diet, but cats can’t. Long live the meatatarians! Long live da cheezburgers!

By: Kyle

Kyle — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:37:36 +0000

Lyle, I’m Kyle! Come lives wif me n I feeds u chzburgers & PIZZAS! all day. I needa kitteh!

By: cheezschoi

cheezschoi — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:33:30 +0000

congadz, judson!
sillybrayshun fur beeeng dah furst

By: jenit

jenit — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:36:55 +0000

Pussy cat Pussy cat what do u want?
I want a cheezburger lying out there.

By: siobhan

siobhan — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:42:14 +0000

sumhao dat remins meh ob da tiem in friedns… wer da veggie gurl gottid pregnit… adn cravded mete… her traded wib 1 ob da guis, dat hims wud eets veggies adn her cud eets mete ^^

By: Thallia

Thallia — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:33:06 +0000

And by that I mean – If you acknowledge your kitties need meat, which you better (because they do) and then turn around and say meat is murder…. you’re a hypocrite plain and simple.

By: Thallia

Thallia — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:19:56 +0000

Vegetarians should not own cats. Period.

By: Xtine66

Xtine66 — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:49:39 +0000

Por Lyle. Dose phud phobix jus don unnerstan.

By: shawna

shawna — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:15:39 +0000

YAY VEGGIE BURGERS please don’t hate

By: kitkay

kitkay — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:57:08 +0000

ohai, cweenee!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:23:20 +0000

If u haz tu splainifying a joke, it aint funnee.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:13:41 +0000

toe-jam-foos-bawls, ore sew ai heer…

By: kitkay

kitkay — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:08:57 +0000

mii, to! ai lubs litlol goggie lips–berry sweet an keyoot!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:08:31 +0000

Ahm sad cuz ai hazza bahd dai. Teh goggie tuk mai floofy toi an den hii noked ober a vase an mahm blaimed meh jus cauz ai wuz waukin awn teh mantle. An an den ai wented owtsyde in de yard cuz ai wuz mad an it startid raynin an mai furs got awl wet sew ai caim in an an an mai pawsis wuz awl muddie sew ai wyped dem awn teh rug an an an an mahm yelled at meh. An den it wuz lunshtyme an mahm wudnt gib meh a cheezburg!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:59:47 +0000

fayls can beez teh funney, to. Juss look at “Flayl Blog”!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:57:05 +0000

Oh, know whut else?
ai wuz listlin 2 teh radeeeo, an apparently WON is teh lownlyist nummer. Is a sad hexpereense, too.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:54:13 +0000

Ohai, Lungdoc an ebberybuddy! Bleef mii, teh Wind Beez NO help attall wiff dis heet! Wii been habing 100 + degrees ebbery day hear in OK. It awlso winds kwite a lot. It knot winded 2day, butt iz berry windish in OK, and is teh pleh!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:53:13 +0000

hmm, ifinkso kitteh iz saying,

i haz shredded all teh furrnichures, i haz shedded on teh kleen lawndreez, i haz chaysed all teh flyz, i haz nommed all teh fuds, i haz horked in teh shooz, i iz tired owt frum teh naps. i’z bored, thers nuffin to do.

By: notolaf

notolaf — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:46:56 +0000

Oh Jessica, thanks for the ROFL.

By: notolaf

notolaf — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:45:14 +0000

I’m sure somebody already said this, but:

People who buy vegetarian dog/cat food slay me! What the heck?

By: Nsanesylum

Nsanesylum — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:11:15 +0000

Oh da big fank you for dat one (*snork* dey humpify da couch cushions?) Elsa_Mama!!! gots to lub it when you do onest and truly lolify wif da belleh lafs so un x pek ted liek!!
manee fanks

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:43:11 +0000

yepz — ifinkso you iz rite. He jest a silleh teenagamer puppeh. iz jest funneh dat da “urge” hitz heem at da same tyme ebery nite …

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:30:01 +0000

Ahah! Jazzeh can has teh grate ideeah! Munchin roses maybi can fix goggie breff, aifinkso! (Oar nawt. Maybi Jazzeh-puppeh nawt haz goggie breff anniwai. But still! Worfa tryz!) –If roses nawt do teh trikk, maybi goggehz can eatz mint. Aifinkso tehy mite like taht. I know tehy eat teh kitteh-nip, adn taht’z a lot lyke mint, sorta. Ob course, possibli mint may nawt be teh best thing for goggies’ systemz– best keep it moderate amountz? *Hazza puzzloled* (*but nawt a worried*)

By: betdog

betdog — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:28:45 +0000

So sad. you need an ear scratching.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:23:38 +0000

Well dat slpainz a lawt. him iz at teh saem staeg uf development as most hyoomin teenajurs.

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:18:27 +0000

Mii Jazzeh puppeh awlsew likees roses… He weel pick and eet awl da roses he finds and ebben eets da twiggies frum da roses wif only leetol thornz…

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:18:15 +0000

“lil goggeh lips” – ai lubs it!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:13:55 +0000

Goggeh pikz peeches?! Amazifyin! Neerest Ai ever saws to taht kinda froot-pickin waz our Mitzi (same goggeh wif teh sno-peaz) who would pikk razzberriz when tehy got sweet. Tehn in teh winterz (this was in Colorado) she would tear off bits of the dry razzberri twigs (which are a littlol bit prickli) adn chew um teh way one chewz a toofpikk. Which woulda been okeh, eksept she would leave teh little prickly inch-long twig bits in teh shag rug so we could step onnem wif bare feetz! Owie! Hop hop hop! *Goggie laffin softlee inna backgrownd*

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:10:08 +0000

Aifortso ai wuz teh onlee wun wib teh softy critters wot speekid. Kewl to noes ai izzint. Mien iz feelink teh neglektid a bit tho – butt (snikr) iz kowd heer in eensy weensy nooziland so tehy is gettink reddy for teh hibearnayshun.

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:08:18 +0000

Ohai OthrMthr! Ai’m fine tonite, fanks. Aifinkso yours iz teh nawt second stori Ai’v ever heard abowt kitten pickin’ cukecumberz! Waz kitteh maybi getting herself primed to make loveli dramatic gagged-up decorashums on teh living-ruum karpit? Wif special olfactoree effects from teh picklets?