Husband kitteh Waits for wife at mall
rememeber 2 awlwayz say dat she looks grate.
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Mens doan’t unnerstan shoppin
it’s the hunter vs. gatherer mindset!
conga-rats wunse again annipuss!
Thx Tessm!
Ohai TessM! Ewe R rite. I Cud nebber unnerstand why it took teh Ex-Mrs. Catslave sew lung to by annyfing. AI wood go tew teh store and be bak in bout 1/3 teh time.
R ewe red E 4 annuder Portland Cheezmeet ? just some place wif sawfter seats plz Mai tailbone wuz sore for free dayz.
ohai catslave! sumplayse wiv softer chairs be fyne by mee!
Conga-ratz, annipuss! U wontz sum dreenkees n nomz 4 sillybraytin?
Thx Aahz, Iz a bit erlee fur mai dinnur, but Ai can awlwais fyned rume fur a cup uv tee!
Shore! Wun cuppa tee it iz!
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Um, watt kynd? Earl Grey, Darjeeling, green, oar sumfin els? U wont biskitz wiffit tew?
Green tee wiv Jasmin plz! an Ai’ll pass awn teh biskitt mite spoyl mai appy tite fur dinnur!
*pours annipuss a cup of hot green tea with jasmine*
Heer yar, hun! Injoi!!
Ifn U doan mynd, I’m gunna nom sum biskitz — I jess had mai slimfast n I steel hazza hongree, butt (!) ICHC biskitz nawt b havvin teh fat n kalreez…
*nomnomnomnomnom*
Congratz, Annipuss!!! May ai joyne yoo fur teh tee??? just a bt ov shugar, pleez!
An ai’ll hav sum biskits – no taim to maek enething!!!!
*rush rush rush rush rush*
Womens jest take too long…
OMG ain’t it the truth!
wow Maus — no witty remark? this wun musta hit home!
Me + That Face = Must Be Shopping with Mrs. Maus
dat not nice, plz to be nice neggst time U goes shawping wid Mrs Maus
ai bet after alla wedding planz, a nyse shoppin trip is just whut Maus needs!!
Feh. I
was dragged kicking and screamingwent along on a couple of shopping sorties for the wedding. I have served my time in hell…*whispurrs* donut wurree Maus, she will still bee ur liddlol gurl even after gettin married.
I has an ideeya to open a chain of bars in malls… where teh wifes cud drop teh husbinds off when they get there, kinda liek day caer for teh kidlets.
I wud call it: Sanctuary
And it wud has a gothic hunchbak theme… maybe Igor cud halp with some consultashuns!
when Nordstrom’s opened their nawt-sekkund store in Dallas — which is a big shopping town — there was a line to get in and everything. And, they had a bar built into the store! with cigars too!
Wun Mall in TTI tryed dis wun Krissmuss – it wuz cawled a cresh fur mens!
Wimmins yooshullee taek tiem ober shoppin bicoz dey aer tryin 2 pleez huzbings an doan’t wanna get yelld at fur spendin 2 mutsh munnee!
Ai dint tell yoo???? Awn teh progam – sweetpea an ai were gonna taek yoo shopping!!!! As a speshul treeet!!
Wait, wait…Janet and sweetpea are havving a shopping Cheezmeet wif Maus? Wen duz this happening?
mah hubcat looks eggsaktly like this, when we is out shawpin, even for himz clothes
Dis iz wai, wen I sayz I needz tu go shoppingz, mai huzbin sez “OK fine, u go. I b heer wen u git bak.”
Ai am seryusly blessdid—Mr. Alotosinger an ai hab lyked shawpin sints befoar wee wuz marridged. weelyke tew dawdledawdle araond teh malls–speshully in teh summr wen teh mall wuz ayrcundishuned an aor pawrtmint wuzzint!
Puddy_tat iz berry gud at shoppin – we wented 2 a big shoppin billij yesserdai an we hadd fun!
Mah BF nawt liek tu shawpin wif meh butt (!) hims srsly gud at finnin meh clofes! Ai try sumfin awn aikinkso be cyoot, iz nawt sew cyoot akshully. Hims hand meh sumfin ai nawt finkso berry cyoot, “try it awn!” hims sez. *grumblol grumblol…wut him noes bowt fashun adn wut lukkin gud awn meh…stoopy….HAY! Dis luks grayt! Fanks Biskit! (yesh ai cawl hims mah biskit eeben in publiks)
they knows whut they lykes when they seez it!
Tu troo! He duz lawts of fings dat BFs dunt yooshully duz, himz halped meh wif mayk-up befoar adn eeben kollerd mah hayr…twyse! Hmm…sumtiems ai wunner bowt hims…
O dis bii toetollee tru, 2kittehs! ai hav lurnt tu jus bui teh stuf fur mai huzben wen ai cee eet. hii bii hoeplus.
husband kitteh has his grump on
Lukz moar liek wyf kitteh waytin up 4 huzzbin kitteh 2 kumz hoam frum poker gaym…
Oh yesh! or hokkey gayme or …
… oar 2 kumz hoam aftur werkin teh layt at da cherch — agin… (gee, I wooden b noein ennyfing bowt DAT wun, naow wood I?)
“cherch” uh-huh… riiiiiiiite…
Iz troo! I werkz atta cherch heer n Jorja, n sumtymz I nawt b gittin hoam until aftur 10 at nyt… Speshullee win we can haz gest speekurz liek Oliver North (himz sined bowt 450 bukz, sew we hadded 2 stay layt until evvywun wuz goan…)
Mama an ai yoosed tew go tew a Mundane myte felloshipp, an if we hadded lawts ob fokeses praied foar, it sumtymes wented till past midnyte–an we hadded tew nock daon awl teh saond ekwipmint an lokk upp teh plays. Sumtymes Mr. Altosinger gottid SERYUSLY annoied!
OR kittnz to get hom frum dayt…
Speaking of late, here (finally) is my pics and videosvideos and teh rest of the pics from teh wondermus Seattle Cheezmeet and Lolgame. See teh cween and JCH4K address their subjects and be interviewed! See Cheez sign shirts and say o hai to u! See jamamakitty’s kittehs!
omai, ai saw them last nite! u haz a knack uv catchin me at unflattering momints! O.o
nothin to see there folks… muv along pls kthx…
TessM!! Yoo can haz unflatttering momintz?? LOL!! Ai don’t THINK sew!!!
omai Janet! fankyoo! ai iz the blushing naow!
(whut happins when u duz teh ‘oops’ naow? lessee…)
ohai, just the kitteh I wanted to see, my earlier comment not nested correctly, how U iz?
Ohai LCB! Fanky 4 poastin dem! Itz bein teh nys 2 C hoo I b tawkin wif onna ICHC (puttin naymz wif faysiz).
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Jamamakitty’s kittehz are teh kyoot! Beddur b poastin uh *SPLORT* warnin — I awlmoast gotted dun in bai dat wunnermuss red-brown furz
if ai ever gets a chance ai wud “borrow” shilo in a hartbeet! FLOOF!!
And I wanted to see littlol Cayenne in teh light.
Shii b moving too fast tu b capturikated!!
Ai hav a cupplol wher she iz nawt mooving! But ai do nawt hav taim eben to BEEE heer rite nao, let a loan (ai’ll need it after awl this trabeling!!) put ene pikchoors heer.
Ai just gotted hoam llast evening – an ai’m leafing again awn Thorsday!! Ai’ve just real eyezed taht ai can akshoolee say taht, az mai last nayme in jerman meens “branch!!”
Can we doo teh awful smileez yet??? Ai still dont laik tehm, but ai feel a bit nekkid wifaut ene at awl!!!
oh, doze noo smileez!!
see? dey b sooooooo uglee. Bleh!! Ptooii!!
Yes – they ar teh fugly!!! BLEHH!!! PLEH!! Ptooiii!!! Ptolemeee!!!! Ptah!!!!an Ptaytoe too!!!!!
u say ptaytoe, ai say ptahtoe!
Oh Noez!!! Not deh Royal Address bideo!!!!
*grabz video link and draggingz it tu deh litterbokz.
*dig dig dig.
*kuvver kuvver kuvver.
Whut? U is teh vry majestic.
:snerk:
Yes!!! Yoo ar AWLWAIZ very madge S tick!!! *smyol*
Yoo is awl teh beyootiffull! Just lyke I had pikshord yoo.
We awl has teh envies kaws we kuld nawt be ther. . . .
I ‘grees! Cween, you is Cweenly, and JCH4K, yu r teh wonderfull — voyse, presnces, carriage, guestures…grandness!
iz janet’s opera trayning aifinkso — an I gotted to sing wiv hur a liddlol bit!
♪ ♫ “tehse r a fyoo uv mai fayvorit fings”
ohai mai cween! if u are dun in ther, ai haz sum pixors to go nekst… (imagine old “roll” smiley heer)
Wii must finding sumwun tu “borrow” LCBz camra. Dis must nebber happen agin!!!!
Nao, nao, cweenmj!
D
Ai lubd awl teh pikshurz! Wut kud u pawsiblolee nawt leik abowt awl teh cheezfrenz habing SOOooo mutch funz?!?
Whut? U guise is teh bootimous! If u no like something, e-mail me and I’ll take it down or get out teh pixel gun. Sheesh.
can u gets mah feetz owt uv teh kitteh video pls kthx?
Nice feets, tessm!
: smile :
Hmph! U think peeps is looking at ur feets wif those two splortaceous kittehs in teh video?
aifinkso peeps iz wishin the feetz wud get outta teh way sooner so they can sees teh kittehs!
My phlonquais was not there to act as Assistant Directifier and Feet Mover-Out-of-teh-Wayer.
Teh feets are good — they make good framing devyse in teh opening shot.
Besides, I lyke teh shoeses. Whot kind r dey?
oh, iz mai blak skechers. ai lurves them. very comfee!!
LCB – Ah saw a license plate 2day in Columbus Ohaio that sed, “OOSHINEY”!
WANT
wuz eet een Surenehtii?
Firefly ref, FTW!! :insert smilee here:
Ohai LCB!
D
Wunnermous pikshurz!
Ai lol’d, n left messajez.
It wuz teh funz 2 put faasez wif sum noo ICHC peeps.
dem wuz sum wunnermuss pikshurs! teh bawlgaym lukkded liek sew mush fun…adn awl teh kitteh & goggie pikshurs! adn teh Teers fur Feers konsurt! Ai hassa a happee adn a jellus awl at teh saym tiem!
ai herd a roomur ♪ ♫
no wayt, is bananarama.
anyway, Tofu sed they mite be doing anuvver ball game, maybe in San Francisco?!
Ooh…dat wud be teh awsums! Mebbeh der cud be wun in Ell-Ay sumtiem? Wif teh stoopy noos ai just gawt bowt stoopy wurk, it nawt luk liek eye’ll hab teh munnies fur travlin much adn Suvern Kalee-formya be a berry short dryb.
Husband kitteh waits………………. nevr he goez missin at every possible chance
Why dus she need to go shoe-shopin ennyway? She alredy gots elebenty-five pairs an she dusnt wear shoes!
Herz prolly shawpin at Viktori-cat’s Seekrit…
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…butt (!) herz nawt b warin dat stufz, eevur…
Ohai LCB, how U beez, I sended U an emeow bout tomorroz
I didnot get ur e-mail! Plz to re-send? kthxstoopyinnernets
I resent it, tell me if you gots it.
I gots it!
“r u DUN yit?”
“r u DUN yit?”
“R U DUN YIT???”
Kin we GOE awlriddee?!?
I fink dis kitty haz deh purdee~est green iiz eber!!!
dey iz bery beyewtimus, ai luv green iiz, ai wish ai had iiz taht culler!
Yesh, yesh! Aye got distractified buy teh bee-u-ti-mus iiz!
aifink hez got teh wifes puurse ober hiz ahrm dere
Tayke huzbing shawpping wif yu? Wut madniss iz dis? Teh masochism tango?
**shuddurs**
iz maibee better idea jus tew taik teh wallit part uv himz?
Ai kurrantlee want no partz ov him.
ohai teh Parrothead! Ai iz still giggling over last week when you shooted me. “Pew, Pew, Pew.” and tehn removed “thwok, thwok, thwok.” ai donta know why, butt dat jes tickled teh heck out of me.
*ticklol ticklol ticklol*
tee hee hee. ****rollin aroun onna floor, floofing up teh workity karpet***** ~~~~tryin to avoid teh stares of non-Cheezpeeps~~~~ giggle, giggle
Ok, ai stop nawo. Heer, hazza nice cold iced tee!
(Adn a flannik, just in caes!)
phwew!! fank ew! ai wuz about to faint frum teh giggleez. wats a flannik?
insted of “flee in a panik” yoo kan “pee in a flannik!” (but no wun iz shur wut egg sackly a flannik iz)
fang ew LM! ai almos needed a flannik wif all dat giggleeee ***wipes brow in releef***
Ohai palinsc! Glad ai kud ticklol yew! I’ll luk furr yew neggst time burfdai fairy gibs owt drat gunz!
*ticklol ticklol ticklols PH*
Tawm Kittehz ‘bye’ wyle
Gurl Kitteh ‘shawp’. Habz 2 duz
wiff how Kitteehz feenkz
Tawm Kittehz knoez wut
hims willz bye b4 getteengz
upz frum Kitteh Napz
Tawn Kitteh duz nawt
lyke keepeengz an iee awn Gurl
Kitteh’z grayt beeg purss!
Jack.
*clappity clappity*
(psst: u knows, iz becuz men kittehs haz lots less to choose frum then wimmen kittehs: “bloo shurt” “khaki pantz” OK, dun!)
She didnt ask you to come with? She’s cheatin on ya husband kitteh and you know it.
Aye haz an nouncmint!!!!!! (A Gud Wun – ifinkso)
Ohai ebereebudy …
you have all been with me thru Matt’s ordeal. you all know tht he was discharged to Hospice. However — Matt is starting a new antibiotic therapy today. It is based on a the life work of a now retired infectious disease doctor that the mutation that causes AML is due to a bacteria in the cell. The antibiotic is readily available and is used for drug resistant TB. This is an unproven theory – but I am an optimist and we should see results quickly. Matt took his first dose this afternoon.
The traditional therapies have failed – it is time to start with the new. Pray pray pray pray and hope til it hurts!!
Life is the biggest scariest rollercoaster of them all — but I think Matt is up to the ride. I put this theory in frint of the docotrs at the beginning, but with the traditional therapies working we did not try it. Now, there is nothing to lose and everything to gain. if it works we will know fairly quickly. Matt is still at high risk – from the Leukemia and from outside infections as he has no immune system to speak of… but this is HOPE!!!
May teh Great Ceiling Cat above luk ober an lay a loving, curing hand on Matt.
*hopes as hard as possible*
{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}
Plz let Matt noe (as ai’m shur yoo alreddy has) taht teh cheezpeepz R holding hims in teh lite.
Ai bees praying for yoo.
DK
hopes an prays for a miraklol {{{{{elsa_mama an matt}}}}}
*crosses everything for good luck and hopes hopes hopes*
{{{{{Matt and Elsa_Mama}}}}}
Hazza beeg happee anna hopeful furr Matt! **crossis ebereefing**
**prayz hard**
*folds paws together: PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY*
Elsa_Mama, I continue to pray for a miracle for your son and your family!
*turns west; sends warm beams of bright, healing light*
Good luck with the treatment
I iz keeping my pawz crossed
fur it to work.
{{{{Elsa_Mama an Matt}}}}
Hoping with you, Elsa_Mama, and Matt.
Love and Blessings and all the best to you!
And Luck. Big doses of Good Luck.
I continue to pray, dear one!
Love you!
*taeks altosinger paw in wun paw an booklion in teh other*
Ai am awlso beeming awl teh gud luk in yur direkshun taht an can muster!
An Hoep!!! Hoep iz a WUNDERFUL thing!
ai think we ar awl joyning paws heer fur teh moast powerful beem!!!!’
“But now Faith, Hope, and Love abide, these three; but the greatest of these is Love. Make Love your aim.”
Hope is a a beautiful thing! Las Vegas, NV is all lit up for you and your boy!
{{{{{{Elsa_Mama & Matt}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama an Matt}}}}}}}}}}
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Ai hoep it is OK dat ai putted Matt on our prayer list at teh church. Now dere bees abowt 30 moar peeps praying for hims.
As St. Erma Bombeck said, he looks like he’s awaiting gum surgery.
lurve teh Erma Bombeck! whut a funny smart lady she was!
Ai haz had da honor ob keepin da peeps yupdated on EM”s boi Matt. Jus gotted dis new yupdate.
Thank you everyone for all the wonderful messages. It helps to know how much everyone loves my dear boy!
Matt is much happier out of the hospital. He is still tired but much less agitated.
Most important – Matt is starting a new antibiotic therapy today. It is based on a the life work of a now retired infectious disease doctor that the mutation that causes AML is due to a bacteria in the cell. The antibiotic is readily available and is used for drug resistant TB. This is an unproven theory – but I am an optimist and we should see results quickly. Matt took his first dose this afternoon.
The traditional therapies have failed – it is time to start with the new. Pray pray pray pray and hope til it hurts!!
Life is the biggest scariest rollercoaster of them all — but I think Matt is up to the ride.
{{{BOM}}} u iz a gud frend, fank u fer teh updates
fank yoo B_M for helpin elsa_mama wif teh commyoonikayshuns! sumtimes talking to teh owtside wurld iz so hard, helps to haz sumwun hoo kan speeking for yoo. (ifinkso yoo an her had a GMTa wif dis noo eggsiting nooz
) it iz amayzing, i fink, how teh cheezpeeps bond togevver tohelping eech ovver an gibbing teh lubs an support, i haz not seed anyfing liek dis at any ovver site. {{{B_M}}} {{{cheezpeeps}}}
Thanks for the updates – I’ll continue my prayers for Matt and his family. tgc
Could have been wife kitteh, waiting up late for husband kitteh to come home.
LOL!
Kitteh should have chosen a better wife.
btw, eef yu bii cee-in teh eggstendad furree han awf frenshep frum ‘azevedan’, dat iz bee-in mii.
Kthxbai
Huzband?! I iz femail! Calico, I haz it!
This is like waiting for my girlfriend when she goes into Victoria’s Secret.
Ahahhaa! Is so right! Dis is why I go shopping *alone*
yup, me too. *nodz wizely*
He haz a likkle smile on his faic ackshully…
Wut iz he planning?…
By the tiem she finishus, der will be no monies for cheezburgers
LOL!