Comments on: And dis button activates mah

By: Palema

Palema — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:11:02 +0000

Dat kitteh needz to wawsh herz face! haz i smuts

By: luvscritters

luvscritters — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 05:33:35 +0000

Luks laik mai bitteh bebbeh wen she wuz tinee kitteh.

Almos yeer auld nau. Ai miss my bitteh bebbeh, she biggie bebbeh now.

By: luvscritters

luvscritters — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 05:31:12 +0000

Verree gud advice!

Wun ting ai tellz myself wen dieting:

Iz nawt bigger waste in trash than on yer waist. Waste or waist — yoo chooz.

If too much fud on plate, THROW AUT! Iz sin to waste fud but also sin to be glutton. Share with goggies or throw in trash, doan eat just cuz itz on plate!

(sebben weekz on Nutrisystem, lost 12 powndz so far)

By: popstarfan

popstarfan — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 05:08:42 +0000

cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

By: kittyboocat

kittyboocat — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 01:05:35 +0000

philler! we wantz yr naym bnlu so as we kin links with yew!

By: kittyboocat

kittyboocat — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 01:03:22 +0000

*picks up 3Kmomma and carries her away, only dropping her a little) Wheeeeeeee!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:46:40 +0000

fank yoo, lungdoc! haz helped me. cawz ob my fateeg/awtoimmyoon problems i haz a hard time mooving arownd enuff to akshully LOOZ wayt, but taking dis approach haz stopped teh upward kreeping, eben tho i’m not alwayz very gud at it.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:45:04 +0000

*blushie* aw shukks, fank yoo cween *cirkles toe in durt* i just tryz to live up to teh standard set by all teh ovver cheezpeeps!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:36:54 +0000

Oh, I so glad deh LOLrus fownding u Fleep!!! Schmooooo!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:34:37 +0000

hello hello …. ai herd somwun calling my name. And look at that … Mitts is bloo. Here’s a myoosical appreshiashun … enjoy it!!
blue? for the first time?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:20:44 +0000

Oh, Lunarmommy, u so smart. adn thotfulz. adn kind. adn lubbing. Wen I growz up, I wantz tu b just like u!! :smilee fais:

By: lionelcat

lionelcat — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:58:46 +0000

mmmmmmm. pastees. wit da roast beast adn da rutabeggas awl inna flakee crust adn coberred wit da cats-up. yum nom nom nom

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:54:30 +0000

And u iz BLOOOOOO!!!!! YAY!!! Now wii needz tu finding Fleep so him kin gibbing u a Blooness gift!!

Oh FLEEP!!!!! Wair AARRR UUUUU!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

I will sending deh LOLrus tu luking fur him.

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:49:07 +0000

Yay for red! Keep up teh good workz! Nice to hear happi newz onna Mundai (oar annitymez, but speshly onna Mundai).

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:47:08 +0000

Sowndz like a sensiblol approach aifinkso, lunarmommy. Thanx for sharin!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:42:13 +0000

concatulayshuns red!! i knowz taht kan be a hard fing!!

i haz wurked hard on getting ober a bad habit ob obereeting, an heerz sumfin i wurked owt that helps me, miet help ovvers:

tehr iz three kinds ob hungry. tehr is hungree in yor hed: finking, oh iz time wen i’m supposed to eet, or tehr iz donuts in teh braek room so i will eeting one, or i payd good munnies for dis fud so i will cram down evreelast bite ob it eben tho my tummy’s starting to hurt, or i put up wif a lot today so i dezerb dis iskreem kone/kookie/brownie/wuteber. iz eeting becawz yoo fink yoo shuld eet or taht yoo haz a gud exkyoose to eet.

tehn tehr iz hungry in yor hart, wher yoo eet to feel better wen yoo iz bored/sad/mad/nervus/frustrated/wuteber yoo are feeling.

finally tehr iz hungry in yor tummy, wen yor tummy feels empty an yor body iz owt ob fyool.

teh time to eet iz wen yoo iz hungry in yor tummy (an tehn be careful not to eeting till yor tummy hurts. i yoosed to do dis all teh time). taht iz wen yor body needs teh food. if yoo iz hungry in yor hed, remind yorself wut iz happening an taht yoo kan haz a little taste, mebbee, but yoo not reely needs teh fud to live. if yoo iz hungry in yor hart, no amownt ob fud will satisfy taht (eksept mebbee a peese ob duv choklit. but just wun.) figure owt wut yoo reely need – a frend to tawk to, a nap, some time doing somefing yoo liek to do – an do taht insted.

finking ob it liek dis haz reelly helped me stop eeting so much an maeks it eezier to chooze to not eet wen i reely dont need to. mebbee it will helping sumwun else!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:42:03 +0000

Obaitehway, how are yu todai Ambercat? Adn yur critterz? Everybodi doing okey ai hoapz?

By: Mitts

Mitts — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:41:04 +0000

Fanks 3km! Dats mah kitteh, Mittens – she is 2.5 yeers old nao so she iz a bit bigger (mai abytar is her dopshin pickshur – she wuz abowt 8 weeks old). she stil haz da berry pritty eyez tho an shez stil my liddlol gurl – shes abowt 7-8 pownds so aifinkso she iz gonna be a liddlol gurl fureber – no complaynts here! I luvs her!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:39:43 +0000

Ooh ooh! Ai can has littlol teddybaer wif scairee eys plz? Good for surprizin kitteh when she triez to waik me up inna morning tooooo earleeeeee to open teh gushifud can, aifinkso.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:34:16 +0000

Fanks Judson!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:32:10 +0000

Oh, dat kitteh in yur abitar iz soooo kyooot!!! It lukz lyke it haz make-up awn her/hyme eyes! Purty, puty!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:31:52 +0000

Dingdingdingding!!!
Yu is teh Rite! ut wud yu liyk fur yur Sir Pryz pryz? We can has slytlee tarnishd goldfsh; teddybaers wiz scairee eys; an pokit puzzuls taht send yu doolally!

By: Mitts

Mitts — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:28:04 +0000

Iz baaaaaack! And iz tyred…gotz a good workout! Ah so much kyoot – fank goodness I has a brand nu CHRG (wdoi)! Fank you berry berry much cween!!! Awlredy putin it two gud use!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:25:27 +0000

YAY fur yu!! I bring yu sillibration carrots an celery. Yu deserb tu hazza BIIGGGG prowd uf yurself!! I hazza big ol’ happi fur yu!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:21:26 +0000

Cuttin way down awn teh Pepsis an teh Starbuks, eetin helthyur fuds, an walkin awn brake at werk.

By: parrothead

parrothead — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:21:19 +0000

Widdlol orinj kitteh, wut beeg bloo eyez yu habz! **titens chrg**

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:14:54 +0000

Wat yu bii duin tu loose dat much weight?

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:14:27 +0000

Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
iz juss 2 smallz andz kewt 2
beez eebil jeenyuss

Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
duz nawtz wawntz Wulldz Peez. Prefurrz
joosee Cheezburgr

Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
canz habz enneefeengz hurz wawntz
enneetymez hurz wawntz

Jack.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:13:34 +0000

*owch!!* ….waydaminnit..lik…lik..likliklikliklikliklikliklikliklikliklikliklik…
Mmmmmmmm
Fankies WRR

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:04:50 +0000

YAY!!! Dat iz da x-act amount uf weight I gained da last tyme I wented tu da Dr.

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:04:16 +0000

Az heard in: h t t p://www.clips.fm/10cc/song/i-wanna-rule-the-world

By: judson

judson — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:02:22 +0000

I caint hep it, I wanna reach owt wiff muh fumb an clean de kittehs eyez.

By: mogma

mogma — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:00:37 +0000

Iz kitteh called Roodolf – haz berry red noze

By: onions and petunias

onions and petunias — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:58:54 +0000

Run the vacuum cleaner
Sun-baffs, arrange for dem
Trolls, take ‘em on
U ….

By: judson

judson — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:58:37 +0000

Water the garden
X tract slugs frum de cabbij
Yoink the fyremens for the Cheezchix
Zzzzzzzzzz (nemme mynd, I’ll dew the zzzzzzzz)

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:57:23 +0000

Tear open teh bag of cruchifoodz
Unlock teh doorz to go owt, adn come in, adn go owt, adn…
Very kwiklee kleen up teh messiz kitteh makez
W…

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:57:03 +0000

Fanks, cween.

Teh last tyem I losted wate wuz 9 yeerz ago, butt nawt ‘cuz I had been tryin – I gottid sik befoar I marryed nawt-sekkund huzbin.

I finkso my bodee wuz tryin to tell me sumfin.

By: judson

judson — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:56:19 +0000

sawy darth but I wantz to munch an nom fer muhseff,
the robots needs to:
Make Money
Nawt spend it awl
Open savings accounts
Pay billz
Q ….

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:55:17 +0000

Dat b grate!! {{{RHSB}}}}}

Mai huzbin just started deh Nutrisystem.. Him lostid 7 powndz deh nawt sekkund week adn 3 powndz deh sekkund week…. him haz a big prowd, tu!!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:54:31 +0000

try to gets more fuds
underfuts alla time
very bizi runnin runnin runnin
w….

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:54:20 +0000

10cc aifinkso? Ai wannrule teh whirled? (Googlol is owr friend, yesh?)

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:52:01 +0000

Rid deh whirrld uv trollz
Shave deh Whalez
T….

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:50:11 +0000

Fanks, WRr.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:48:56 +0000

Hur nawt can du dat…hur can get elebentee munnies if dem stayz lawsted.

Gud Jawb red!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:47:16 +0000

Do nawt want.

U can keeps dem.

By: catena

catena — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:47:05 +0000

iz nu enkarnashun awf teh dokta!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:46:52 +0000

Oh hai op_sMama!! u kin cheeting adn riting up a splort recubbery on ur text editor (notepad, word, etc) adn saving it. Den wen u seez deh splort — just du deh old copee-pastee!! I haz sebral splort resQz pre paird. I b a big fan uv deh copee-pastee!

By: catena

catena — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:45:08 +0000

Ohai, rhsb…ai fonn yur pownz….plese com adn getz dem…

By: judson

judson — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:44:31 +0000

Nawt needz to pologyze wen yer so ryte!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:43:51 +0000

Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC

*sweep up Diva’s branes den Darthj’s in 2 neet pyles an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh rite hedds an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictims to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inn floofy cheezpeepl map blankies an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.