And dis button activates mah
And dis button activates mah army of evil robots. Want 2 C?
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Noe thx, kitteh….
….Ai prifurr u 2 be kyoot!
Dat’s wy kitteh haz army ob ebil robots. Iffen dey’re tayking care of awl teh evil, kitteh duzen’t have to adn can spend awl deyr tyme being cute. Saym way dat dishwashers free hoomins from having to wash dishes themselves, ebil robots free kittens from habing to be evil themselves.
Hey! jd! Iz moi! C’est moi! Voulez-vous aidez moi, s’il vous plait?
SPLORT!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Ambercat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh! Miz anni! Ewe haz tew bee de bestest splort recuveror ouf awl timz! Ai hopz iffz ai eveh does dis dat ewe iz ona call! Corngranulashunz ona ewer naught -secund! Mai ai offur ewe sum deleektibal feetacheney allfriedo wit sum coornash gam henz an frushli bakd yeest roollz?
Yes, that wuld be the splort button!
hay! hoo spiltz teh branes awl oafa teh playz?
oops, sry!
R’ent ewe glaad dat ewe waz savd? Id bee aurfal tew bee awl splortd an haf newwon tew rezkue ewe!
Oh yes! Ai is verree pleezd to be sayvered! Ai wus polojysin fur spillin mai brayn awn Catena’s so far
Wun dai, ai hopz tew bee abble tew joyn ina resku of de splorrted wunz. Fur noaw, ai typ sew sloe, dey wood bee stunkin bye de tyme ai triied tew do di resku!
Yu git dere OP! Practice, practice, practice, howebber I kan nawt type so fast either.
Oh hai op_sMama!! u kin cheeting adn riting up a splort recubbery on ur text editor (notepad, word, etc) adn saving it. Den wen u seez deh splort — just du deh old copee-pastee!! I haz sebral splort resQz pre paird. I b a big fan uv deh copee-pastee!
mmmmmmm. pastees. wit da roast beast adn da rutabeggas awl inna flakee crust adn coberred wit da cats-up. yum nom nom nom
Dependz on wut ur gonna haz ur robotz do, kitteh.
Ebil poysin robotz fings ob korse!! what u fink dem iz gunna due?
Well – az long az kitteh’s foes iz teh saem as mah foes, itz awl gud! Kitteh kin surtinlee set himz army on Michael Vick & uvvers dat engages in dog fiting or enny uvver cruelty to aminuls, aifinkso.
*Kicks Michael Vick veri hard in da ankle* I agree wif yu NS! Dere seems tu bii wun awn da news ebbery monf lately, uf peeps keepen animals an abusen an nawt feedin and den dey say: “I lub my animals, I take kare uf em” Altho yu kan sii da ribs and dey liven in filth! *Steps off soap box* Sorri, got carried awai!
Nawt needz to pologyze wen yer so ryte!
Fanks Judson!
*picks up 3Kmomma and carries her away, only dropping her a little) Wheeeeeeee!
Teknoe geke kitteh
Wil proegrahm yur reemoetz fore
Yuniivurselnes
So wayt fur teh Rmee ob kidneewinkx an terribul tynee tots, wiv Rmord skool busses an poysun pee-shooter an sinkin teihr milk teef into yur thyse!
Delapsus resurgam: wehn Ai fawl Ai shall ryse!
Tehre wull be a smawl pry if yu manidj to trayse teh lirrix!
*rustlerustlerummijrummij*
AhHA! I new i had sum tracin papurr sumwhere. **Screech screech skreeech** Nice pointy pencilendz
…tung poked owt side ov gob in concintrayshun…
*Tidmum carefulee traces lirrix*
I can has pryze nao please? *Waits hoapfullee*
*skwints yses*
oh dat is lurveleeee!! ai finkso yew can haz prize…. *wunders who is givin out teh prizes*
* frows a cocomonut creem pi anna nannur kreem pi at tidmum, hitz hur inna eer *
Heerz Ur Pi, Catch!!
*owch!!* ….waydaminnit..lik…lik..likliklikliklikliklikliklikliklikliklikliklik…
Mmmmmmmm
Fankies WRR
10cc aifinkso? Ai wannrule teh whirled? (Googlol is owr friend, yesh?)
Az heard in: h t t p://www.clips.fm/10cc/song/i-wanna-rule-the-world
Dingdingdingding!!!
Yu is teh Rite! ut wud yu liyk fur yur Sir Pryz pryz? We can has slytlee tarnishd goldfsh; teddybaers wiz scairee eys; an pokit puzzuls taht send yu doolally!
Ooh ooh! Ai can has littlol teddybaer wif scairee eys plz? Good for surprizin kitteh when she triez to waik me up inna morning tooooo earleeeeee to open teh gushifud can, aifinkso.
Obaitehway, how are yu todai Ambercat? Adn yur critterz? Everybodi doing okey ai hoapz?
Are dey as kyoot as yu?
U no neez rohbotz, behbeh kitteh. Ur kyoot iz dedlee enuf.
*SPLORT*
ain’t dat da truf! *SPLORT!!!!*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Diva’s branes den Darthj’s in 2 neet pyles an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh rite hedds an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictims to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inn floofy cheezpeepl map blankies an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Kitteh’s robots do awl kinds ob fings:
.
Asplode cheezpeep’s brayns by being cute
Bring gushifuds
Clean cat box
Dunk goggie in swimming pool
E…
End livf az wii noe eet bai reordrin priiareiteez
Eggslain de teeatry of quannum mechanakz…
Fixx de warsh marchine….
Groowcery shopp….
Hirre de pool boiz…
i….
Indecks mai boukz
Jaak awp teh cah tu chainge tiahs
Kiip teh press ahwai
Leat teh goggiez awt
Munch fud
Nom fud
“Ohai”
Punch stuff
Q…(gud luck wif dis 1)
Queri googel fur mai ansurs
Rid deh whirrld uv trollz
Shave deh Whalez
T….
try to gets more fuds
underfuts alla time
very bizi runnin runnin runnin
w….
Tear open teh bag of cruchifoodz
Unlock teh doorz to go owt, adn come in, adn go owt, adn…
Very kwiklee kleen up teh messiz kitteh makez
W…
sawy darth but I wantz to munch an nom fer muhseff,
the robots needs to:
Make Money
Nawt spend it awl
Open savings accounts
Pay billz
Q ….
Water the garden
X tract slugs frum de cabbij
Yoink the fyremens for the Cheezchix
Zzzzzzzzzz (nemme mynd, I’ll dew the zzzzzzzz)
Run the vacuum cleaner
Sun-baffs, arrange for dem
Trolls, take ‘em on
U ….
**Red comez in, flops awn cowch, an kikks awf hur shooz**
Ohai, frenz. How iz eberywun? Me, I hazza tyred.
I hazza biiiggg tyred tu tudai! Dey kicked my butt! Wuz remount Munderdai Ifinkso.
Dat sownz innerestin….
Did yoo see my grate noos awn teh 9 a.m. EDT lol?
I LOSTED 7 POWNZ!
Ohai, rhsb…ai fonn yur pownz….plese com adn getz dem…
Do nawt want.
U can keeps dem.
Hur nawt can du dat…hur can get elebentee munnies if dem stayz lawsted.
Gud Jawb red!
Fanks, WRr.
Dat b grate!! {{{RHSB}}}}}
Mai huzbin just started deh Nutrisystem.. Him lostid 7 powndz deh nawt sekkund week adn 3 powndz deh sekkund week…. him haz a big prowd, tu!!
Fanks, cween.
Teh last tyem I losted wate wuz 9 yeerz ago, butt nawt ‘cuz I had been tryin – I gottid sik befoar I marryed nawt-sekkund huzbin.
I finkso my bodee wuz tryin to tell me sumfin.
Wat yu bii duin tu loose dat much weight?
Cuttin way down awn teh Pepsis an teh Starbuks, eetin helthyur fuds, an walkin awn brake at werk.
YAY fur yu!! I bring yu sillibration carrots an celery.
Yu deserb tu hazza BIIGGGG prowd uf yurself!! I hazza big ol’ happi fur yu!
Yay for red! Keep up teh good workz! Nice to hear happi newz onna Mundai (oar annitymez, but speshly onna Mundai).
YAY!!! Dat iz da x-act amount uf weight I gained da last tyme I wented tu da Dr.
concatulayshuns red!! i knowz taht kan be a hard fing!!
i haz wurked hard on getting ober a bad habit ob obereeting, an heerz sumfin i wurked owt that helps me, miet help ovvers:
tehr iz three kinds ob hungry. tehr is hungree in yor hed: finking, oh iz time wen i’m supposed to eet, or tehr iz donuts in teh braek room so i will eeting one, or i payd good munnies for dis fud so i will cram down evreelast bite ob it eben tho my tummy’s starting to hurt, or i put up wif a lot today so i dezerb dis iskreem kone/kookie/brownie/wuteber. iz eeting becawz yoo fink yoo shuld eet or taht yoo haz a gud exkyoose to eet.
tehn tehr iz hungry in yor hart, wher yoo eet to feel better wen yoo iz bored/sad/mad/nervus/frustrated/wuteber yoo are feeling.
finally tehr iz hungry in yor tummy, wen yor tummy feels empty an yor body iz owt ob fyool.
teh time to eet iz wen yoo iz hungry in yor tummy (an tehn be careful not to eeting till yor tummy hurts. i yoosed to do dis all teh time). taht iz wen yor body needs teh food. if yoo iz hungry in yor hed, remind yorself wut iz happening an taht yoo kan haz a little taste, mebbee, but yoo not reely needs teh fud to live. if yoo iz hungry in yor hart, no amownt ob fud will satisfy taht (eksept mebbee a peese ob duv choklit. but just wun.) figure owt wut yoo reely need – a frend to tawk to, a nap, some time doing somefing yoo liek to do – an do taht insted.
finking ob it liek dis haz reelly helped me stop eeting so much an maeks it eezier to chooze to not eet wen i reely dont need to. mebbee it will helping sumwun else!
Sowndz like a sensiblol approach aifinkso, lunarmommy. Thanx for sharin!
fank yoo, lungdoc! haz helped me. cawz ob my fateeg/awtoimmyoon problems i haz a hard time mooving arownd enuff to akshully LOOZ wayt, but taking dis approach haz stopped teh upward kreeping, eben tho i’m not alwayz very gud at it.
Oh, Lunarmommy, u so smart. adn thotfulz. adn kind. adn lubbing. Wen I growz up, I wantz tu b just like u!! :smilee fais:
*blushie* aw shukks, fank yoo cween *cirkles toe in durt* i just tryz to live up to teh standard set by all teh ovver cheezpeeps!
Verree gud advice!
Wun ting ai tellz myself wen dieting:
Iz nawt bigger waste in trash than on yer waist. Waste or waist — yoo chooz.
If too much fud on plate, THROW AUT! Iz sin to waste fud but also sin to be glutton. Share with goggies or throw in trash, doan eat just cuz itz on plate!
(sebben weekz on Nutrisystem, lost 12 powndz so far)
OMG squeeeee!
Put on ur CHRGs and HGGs very titely, plz.
Is this a new nemesis for Doctor Who in Season 5?
iz nu enkarnashun awf teh dokta!
Should activate human to clean litter box instead
Iz kitteh called Roodolf – haz berry red noze
I caint hep it, I wanna reach owt wiff muh fumb an clean de kittehs eyez.
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
iz juss 2 smallz andz kewt 2
beez eebil jeenyuss
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
duz nawtz wawntz Wulldz Peez. Prefurrz
joosee Cheezburgr
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
canz habz enneefeengz hurz wawntz
enneetymez hurz wawntz
Jack.
Widdlol orinj kitteh, wut beeg bloo eyez yu habz! **titens chrg**
Iz baaaaaack! And iz tyred…gotz a good workout! Ah so much kyoot – fank goodness I has a brand nu CHRG (wdoi)! Fank you berry berry much cween!!! Awlredy putin it two gud use!
Oh, dat kitteh in yur abitar iz soooo kyooot!!! It lukz lyke it haz make-up awn her/hyme eyes! Purty, puty!
Fanks 3km! Dats mah kitteh, Mittens – she is 2.5 yeers old nao so she iz a bit bigger (mai abytar is her dopshin pickshur – she wuz abowt 8 weeks old). she stil haz da berry pritty eyez tho
an shez stil my liddlol gurl – shes abowt 7-8 pownds so aifinkso she iz gonna be a liddlol gurl fureber – no complaynts here! I luvs her!
And u iz BLOOOOOO!!!!! YAY!!! Now wii needz tu finding Fleep so him kin gibbing u a Blooness gift!!
Oh FLEEP!!!!! Wair AARRR UUUUU!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
I will sending deh LOLrus tu luking fur him.
hello hello …. ai herd somwun calling my name. And look at that … Mitts is bloo. Here’s a myoosical appreshiashun … enjoy it!!
blue? for the first time?
Oh, I so glad deh LOLrus fownding u Fleep!!! Schmooooo!
philler! we wantz yr naym bnlu so as we kin links with yew!
cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Luks laik mai bitteh bebbeh wen she wuz tinee kitteh.
Almos yeer auld nau. Ai miss my bitteh bebbeh, she biggie bebbeh now.
Dat kitteh needz to wawsh herz face! haz i smuts