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Aw what luberly music!!
OK, lookin in teh CATalog… we cud get some CAT Stevens… some Stray CATS…
Cat Skrach Fevur
yeah, a bit of Ted Nugent!… (nawt my idea of kyoot, mind you, but good for teh partee atmosfear)
Cat-a-nooga-choo-choo
Cool for Cats, the tytl trak frawm teh Skweez album!
wut abowt cat-arina adn da waves? walking awn sunshien… erm… bafing in sunshien?
going way baK “Kitteh on teh keys”
♫ Sweeeeet Catoline
Good times never seemed so good ♫
I had to googlol that one… a Frank Mills tune? I only rememember moosic box danser. An also there is a odd lady called Kitten on the Keys. Personally neber hurd of her.
wuz riffin awn Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond (sorry dere Neil)
mai aige, let meh sho it tew u!
Doan wurrie – Ai rekognized it!
Cat-cha-fallin-star n
Put-it-n-ur-pokit
Neber lettit fayde awai……
Day akshlee plai dat sawng at eberee wun ov mai dotter’s sawfball gaymes, an teh crowd goes “BOM BOM BOM” at the right tymes, lyke at Wed Sawkz games. Sew at least teh neggst jinurayshun haz lerned sumfing!
We usda sing
“catcha Perry Como
wash him in sum Omo
nebba letim faid awai”
pls to nawt teech this vershun to yunga jinurayshun!
“Ho! Ha! Ha! Guard! Turn! Parry Como! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!”
Hey burd!!
*feathurbonks*
I was watching Fever Pitch last nite on TeeVee, and tehy sanged it in teh movie… wonder where all taht started?
Hay skwirrl!
Gud greef, ai gottid kikked awf!
Gud moarning skwirrl! Hao yu iz? Ai doan nose where oar wen dat gottid started. Ai don’t membur it wen I wuzza kid. Iz berry fun, tho!
SEW GUD!
SEW GUD!
SEW GUD!
Sawree. Hadda momint.
LOL!
I had thot it was a specifick college that started it, I wanna say Duke for some reasun… but who knows?
I always lieked it anyways…. b/c that’s my middle naem!
Awww, Leeza Sweet Skwirrl. Wutta purtee nayme.
Yu shud see teh ‘ennd ov yeer’ bideo sumwun mayde fur teh seenyur gurlz – day flimed awl teh gaymes an put tugevver a ‘hilite’ sorda bideo, wif purfeck timing – wun ov teh sawngs was, of coarse, Sweet Caroline, an she had teh ‘hands, touching hands, reeching owt’ line synched wif their pre-game yell where everybody puts dere hands in tugevver. It wuz berry tuching. **sniff**
Wuz U at Fenway Park?
i memberz it tu
congarats awn ur nawt sekkond Fnark!
Ai haz sum nyce fresh cawfee an sordid pastrees an sum fresh froot salad fer cellybrashuns, iffen u wud lyke sum!
Thx Bluesfan… it is my nawt sekkond nawt sekkond!!1! I has an eggsited.
*does litlol eggcited danse wif air gitar*
Thx for the pastrees an froot salad..mmm!
Congrats on your nawt second nawt second!
Thx Jenn, here have a dilishus pastree from Bluesfan. I don’t know whut teh pink things in the chocklit frosted ones are, but they’re yummy!
wale, tehy’re shwimps, uv corse!
oh… mebbe I’ll stick wif teh flakee ones. Teh green thingies are psstasheyoes… aren’t they?
o, um, okay, tehyre psstasheyoes. yup, tahts wat tehy r awl rite! *hides olive jar behynd bak*
oh nose BF — did sumwun pokee you inna da aye???
nawt sekkond nawt sekkond! Yay! ai duz teh ‘danse uv teh creeky nees’ fer u!
step, step, kik *ow!*
slide, turn, change *eep!*
shorty george, shorty george *yeow!*
fawl inna heap *jazz hands!*
*helps up BF*
You OK? Taht was a wunnermuss dansing! Clappity clappity!
*applauses BF*
*helps up BF again*
Con Cat shoo lasis awn yr nawt sekkond nawt sekkond! Iz a beeg deel, an ai haz an egg sited fur yew!
And whut a kyutniss it iz!
Ai haz a splort from teh kyootniss
cute, until you attempt to place it in the cd player.
awww, an u iz puurfekt fer awl moods!
i agree. i toss owt awl othur stuffs nao.
Wut U fink – Snoop Dogg – Keep or toss? Yur desishun.
u ebben hab tew FINK abowt taht???
howz aboot awl deez Stway Katz recurdz?
doze bee okelee dokelee!
btw, {{{{elsa_mama}}}} awn diz mundai moarnin
And byootimusness tu!
in n ur cubbie macksiemizing mai purrz
Jus call me ‘Cat Stevens’
Whut iz da Doowee numbur fur kyoot?
Elebbenty!
Ohai {{{Upfi}}} ai fink ai fownd a pixure uv u at wurk beyewtifyin teh wurld!
caterpillar art
‘Slong as itz nawt a Droowlee numburr! *sigh* Wut a kutie!
Cute kitteh increases cuteness factor of your furnitures
by elbenty
O dat liddlol fayce! Teh liddlol wite feetseez! Teh kyoot, teh kyoot! **snaps awn eggstra CHRG, wrapz wif moar dukkee taype**
kant you jest eemagine da pinkie toe pads hidin unner does white fluffy pawz???
ohai Elsa_Mama, how is Uz this morning
hangin in der …
Yesh yesh! An aifinkso problee unner dat liddlol chin iz problee wite tu! **adds moar dukkee taype**
Hao yu iz, E_M?
az well as kin bee eggspected I suppoze … bought ub sobbin and den calmz … Matt iz sleepin – heem at hiz Dad’s – less dramaz dat wai. Iz too latez furr ennymor fitin – i wont doo itz… i weel go ober der later toodai.
**Sharpins talons and beek in preparation furr ineewun hoo tries tu gib Elsa_Mam drama oar trubble oar eben durtee luks**
Yure incredible E_M.
*puts on feerce face and gets in line next to Parrothead*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Elsa-Mama and Matt}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Sending beems of lite adn luv.
{{{{E_M}}}} {{{{Matt}}}}
{{{Elsa_Mama}}} plz remember, we iz herez if U wants to tawk
or jus needs a hug.
beems fer courage an strenff tew {{{{{Matt an Elsa_Mama}}}}}
hee luks sad — likee sumwun wuz meenee too himz!! whoo cud bee meenee too dis bebbeh???
Aifinked so him luuks giltee! Butt kyoot!
mae bee hee playin hidez an goez seeks and he worries about beein founded nawt seccond!
Oh my! The stripiez, the liddul tail, the wite mittinz, and the blak noes…
*Fumbles around trying to put on SPF-100 Sunglasses*
Whoa… that was close!
ai feelz teh splortage coming on
*grabs CHRG – pullz it down tite on mai hed*
whew dad wuz klose! ai almost…
*SPLORT!1!*
sigh – teh kyoot wuz 2 much 4 me,
teh kyoot kung fu iz strong wit dis liddel bebbeh kitteh!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up brainfire’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
ahhh…fanks, annipuss. ai kneaded ur helpz.
Adding kyootness – ur doin it rite!
Strypee Kitteh fyndz
hurz oawn purr~fekt nitch inz t3h
bizzee Mew~zikk wurld
Strypee Kitteh’z nitch
fitz hurz lyke a gubz. Soopurb
playss 4 sawllitood
Nawtz 2 hye up andz
cloass 2 ebbeefeeng Kitteh
feenkz nessessayree
Jack.
SPLORT! SPLORT! SPLORT! SPLORT!
whoo whee! Jackie habs 4 heds!!! Doo wii needz 4 recubbery veehicles? oar are der extree suppliez …. I hopes tis otay ta mixee da bwainz frum da different heds — cuz dey awl be mixseded toogeffer … *taps chin wif finger wile waitin furr back upz
no moar tyme too waist!! Grabz da portabe CCC an startz sweepin up awl deez bwains — whew ders a lot, eben furr 4 heds …
wash wash wash wash — weigh and deevide into 4 partz …
pour bak into da 4heds, puta on heds bones — hmmmm… nose – dat wun fits dis hed — and dis wun goes ober heer — otay dat luks rite …
tappity tappity tappity -awl rite and tite — so tape tape tape tape tape tape — wow — does are BIG heds now …
Walk Jackie to da swoonin couch wrap up tite wif swaddlin blankee and gibz herz a bottol up spiked juice ina bottol propped up onna da bak ub da couch –
oppz — herez free more bottols furr da otter heds … Sowwee da makee dem cry
OW, datz mai chin yure tappin!
oppsii – I wunndered y it felted feffery .. yus chinny chin chin iz berry softee — Ifinkso i tapz it sum more — tap tap tap .. pat pat pat — yepperzbeery nice chinny!
**Red sneeks in **
Guies, wii had owr way-in dis moarnin.
I LOSTED 7 POWNZ!
**Duz happitayle danse**
See y’all laytur.
**sneeks bak owt**
wOOt!!
good for u, red!
egg sell ant!!
seee??? U can rezist dose ebil cookies and brownies. Woot, woot!
** dansdansdans fur red **
YAY furr yu! **Hazza jellus butt tries tu hide it**
mii butt is jellus (oariz it jelly) too!!
that’s wunnerful!
Fur mor kutniss clickity click here!http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4658943 SPLORT!
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I mades mistake…
A lepperd cannawt chanje hims spotz, but this tigger cans!
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Kewt! Kewt! Kewt! Kewt!
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Oh noes! A Splort! We habs a S-P-O-L-R-T!!!elebentyone!!!1!11 sumone cawls da CCC!!!
O noze!!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh happeh cat tew cuddle
Putz awn sooothing lellyvator moosik
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
*Scoops up’ D.R.s braynes yit again*
*Rinses braynes wif saline*
*Putz dem caerfullee bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif ekstra dukky tape*
*Putz oawn supur-strenth CHRG wif rainbowz and teddy baers awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat possum.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until u r feline bettur.
Thanks siobhan, blues and Kay
I are safe again
Thanks to ur kwik akshuns
I own that media tower thingy.
me too…
I kea has cheezburger?
(no, Ikea haz meetballz)