Hoomanz
Hoomanz Can’t live with dem and can’t bury dem in the backyard wiffowt the naybors complainin
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Wat 2 do, wat 2 do?
see my suggeschun below! congrabulations, annipuss!
Thx sweetpea – Aifink teh nayburrz mite notiss eben so!
Almoast zactlee GMTA cuz ai wuz finking: Whut’s a kitteh tu du?
bury teh naybors too?
Dass a lotta hoelz fur a kitteh 2 dig!
wi can get teh goggies to dig teh holes, aifinkso.
don’tjuststand there bring a shovel and sum lime
Wii is habing margaritas wen wii is dun? Yay!
*trots up wif a shovel an a bag ov lymes*
psst – sweetpea…wuht drinkz duz wii maeks wif a shovel an a lym?
mebbe wii is going to sqweez teh limes wif teh shuvel?
*luks at teh hoooooge 10′ margarita glasses*
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I finks teh shuvvuls aer to catapult teh lymes into teh margaritas.
or put teh lime in a coconut?
eerwurm frum my childhud!!!
♫♪
U git a lime adn I’ll git a shublol, Hunee
U git a lime and I’ll git a shublol, babe
U git a lime and I’ll git a shublol
Adn we’ll go dwon tu bury dat guy
Hunee, babeh mine.
Wuht ya gonna duu wehn teh lime goze dry, hunee
Wuht ya gonna duu wehn teh lime goze dry, hunee
Wuht ya gonna duu wehn teh lime goze dry
Gonna sit back and watch the hoominz die
Hunee, bebbeh myn
Yu git a lime an I’ll get tequila, hunee.
Yu git a lime an I’ll get tequila babe.
Yu git a lime an I’ll get tequila,
We’ll sit down habba margarita.
Hunee babeh, mine.
One moar tyme!
*shifty eyes* You puts teh lime (white powdery stuff) on tawp of teh grave sew teh animalols dew nawt dig it up! Don’t ask how I noes dis *shifty eyes, runs away*
Kitteh’s need hooman disposl younit
ai shal habz dominyun obbur u awl wif mai minyuns!
Unles u duz it in teh ded ov nite
Ai stalkz teh hi grahs
Ai lepz adn sahprizehz yu
Ai’z las ting yu sii
lolz. flush hiz shoos down da potty. put his cloths in da big scarry mashene dat eats al da sox. delikatly kut of his ape.apeen…apedn.arms and legs and hide dem in da nebors tree howse. hide da rest in da car trunk. problem sovled!!!111!1!elbelbedny!!
i think u haz put tuu much thot intu dis.
*haz a nerviss*
rawrz. LOK UR DOOORZ.
Oh Noez!!!
*kwikklee lokz door.
*Lokz winderz.
*Pullz kertinz.
*Hidez unner bed.
On sekkund thot, diz b wair deh monsterz lib!!! Oh Noez!
Peez in a flannik!!!!
*swishes burfday wand, gibs cween a kleen flannik*
:blushee fais:
Fankeez BF!!! U da best!!
RAWR. *eats* xD
I not noze wai u eetz deh flannik I peed in, but fankeez….. oooo dots….
nomnom. y it all wet? D:
Him deserved it, himz dressed me in fugly sweaters
ohai two_k!
Ifinkso I need to pick a date for our LBT Star Wars moovie… how’s next week week week for you?
shud be gud, I iz trabeling dis week!
kthx!!
Ifinkso I’ll make a nounsemint tomorrow morning.
**bumpz intu skwirrl because can’t see hur frew teh skeery blak maks** O sawree **deep breff** skwirrl **deeb breff** Ai iz awn teh wai tu tayle sumwun ai iz dere muddur. **deep breff**
{{ph}}
{{gammacat}} Yewz nawt skeered ov me in mai maks?
i’m so busee wif pleh werk I don’t have time to be skeered! maybe next week
wait WUT????
splain plzthx!!!
Skwirrlgrrl Luke, Ai am yur muddur! **deep breff**
Oh Hai leeza……. plz tu emayo mii a kopee uv deh nownsmint, tu, so i kin b shur tu postifying it on deh Cryer….. I not awlwayz awake in deh morningz tu seeing awl deh eerly nownsmintz…. *whispurrz: I stayz up tu late at nite, ifinkso.
Midnytez Floof Kitteh
amz nawtz eebil. Himz juss lykez
feengz dunz himz oawn way
Midnytez Floof Kitteh
wawntz crunchee fudz 2 awffsetz
2 mutch gooshee fudz
Midnytez Floof Kitteh
waykz 4 Hewmin 2 wakyz up.
Den willz listz deemandz
Jack.
yah, ifinkso iz teh gushiefud breff taht nokked teh hyoomin owt.
That’s one evil kitteh.
R yu Sir Pryzed?! Sumwun skwishd his lidl fayse!
ohai Ambercat, concats on finishing the 5K! How iz Ur injuries?
Ai has BEEG hoels in mai feets form poppin mai blistehs butt(!) hoo cayrs?! Ai is nao awn a mishun to get mai total upto £1k, Bfor mai sponsor paij cloeseseses!
w ww.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames
Cloes teh gap!
*runsobberwifaqwikniss an puts lotsa soofing creem awn ambercat’s footsies*
Moov along, moov along.
Nuffin to see heer.
No kameras, plz.
Moov along, moov along fank you.
Ai iz just serchin for cloos – aifink teh goggie dun it.
Yu meen teh goggie knoked ded negst tu teh hoomin, wib a big sine saying “I did it, sined goggie” written in… hmmm…. kitteh-sized paw-prints? Well, yesh, open-adn-shut cayse, we hab a sined confesshun.
Dont kill teh goggie yt – wi needs him to dig teh hole.
Hoomanz? Ai alwais finked dat sayin wuz about huzbings!
:LOL fais: … I iz wif annipuss, boikotting deh stoopee uglee noo smilee faisez
Haz u rited 2 teh cheezes 2 tell dem dat we doan’t liek teh nyoo smilies?
Ai has rited teh cheezes and gots replie frum miniburger taht it’s awl Weird Pretzel’s fawlt…er um, ideer.
We maed WP chaynj its myned wen it gibbed us narstee abatarz instedd uv teh kwiltee fingz – less hoep we can get teh awld smilies bakk!
Mee tu!
**chantz**
We hate dese emoticons,
Frow dem in teh porta-john!
Well frens, I best be goin to da gym nao. Fank ews go owt to awl da cheezfrens dat addededed me as a fren! I berry much ape ree she ate it! Nao…tyme to works owt my mittens! *run run run* *jump jump jump* *chasez tail as fast as posybl to da left* *stops, falls daon dizzy* Hokay…no can chase da taily to da rite….da floor is spinning!
Schmoooooz. Wii glad u joininged us heer!!!!!
ohai, my cween! rebember taht 14-payj Offishul Burfday List yoo sendinged me for crissmiss? iz now up to payj 19!!!
:shokkee fais: 19 paigez!! OMCC!!!! Datz a lotta burfdayz!!
O hai Mitts! Wi b gladz u heer wif us! Schmoooooo!
*runs up to KCT wif a berry caerful, berry gentlol schmoo*
Wi iz also glad U is wif us, KCT!
*runsbaktowurkwifakwiknes*
B afred, b bery afred………. last hoomun wuz disp…er….fiered foar bein dump hoomun an nawt gibbing gushi fuds az commandid. Tuk free dais 2 frayme deh dog at teh naybor’s hows.
ohai KCT!! how are yoo feeline today? *schmoo*
O fank u, burfday fairy! Ai is gedding beddur awn mai leg ebbery dai! Sun teh ferapist will get meh bak awn a cain. Mai walker is bak awn weels agin…didnt hab weels at nurfing hoem as ai wuz nawt strawng enuf. Hao ar u? *schmooooooo*
i’z glad yoo’z getting better! i’z teh same az alwayz, flittin arownd on my liddle bloo wings, waving my sparkly wand arownd, making peeples happy on tehms burfday an tryin not to hit anywun on teh hed (sept trollz, taht’s how i catches tehm)
Nomz dem?
O.O
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to MissShelb11, Vamptastic, Jexxa, an Rainbow_cupcake an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed, well, cuppiecaeks!! seemz apprpriyut, in evree flavr, wif fansee raynbow frostings!! an teh supply iz never-ending, brum teh Never-ending CuppieCaek Oven at teh facktree. so eet az many az yoo wants!! also iskreem (NOT likked by skrrwls), frooty party punch, bublols to blowing, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, sandpayls an shovels! for playing in teh sand at teh park or teh beech, kandee, an sooper-dooper-extry-speshul-delux-edishun dvds ob Teh Trubble Wif Harry! (yoo knows i offen tryz to haz goodies wif a connekshun to teh LOL; dis wun wuz trikky till i rebemberd dis moovie! watch owt; teh traylor iz triksy!) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happee burfday to all elebenty-six ob yew!!
*oof* Hey burfday fairy, careful swishin’ teh burfday wand arownd…kthxbai
oopsie!!
i not meened to hit yoo on teh hed!! tahts how i knokk owt teh trols i am capshuring for wurking at teh fakrtee, an yoo am not a trolz!! oh deer odeer, *schmooz peppamama on teh hed to making it better, gibs her sum fuzzy kitteh stikkers*
Ahh, iz moosh better naow, thx, oooohh, soft fuzzy stickers! *schmooz to yewz*
He always steps awn muh tayle when he wares them Chucks, big clod boppers….well – Nawt Enne Moar!
IZ finally a Peruvian fact! Kittehz con troll Hoomanz!
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*Lolspeek off* Friends, I have just had hard news. An older friend just died from cancer. Her husband just called me. I need time to grieve.
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We grieve with you, and surround you with love.
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we’ll be thinking ob you
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Take time to hug the people you love.
{{{{{{{KayKitteh}}}}}} We are awl here for you!
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{{{{{{{KayKitteh}}}}}}} No need fur werds. Just hugs.
AWWW sry.
dat wun scaree kitteh … !!!
awesome! this is one of my photos that I took!!!
That’s funny because “Hooman” – the way you spelled it – is actually my name!
my comment never stays maybe Annipuss deletes them.