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Congrammukashunz, Kraas!! I will leeding deh otter dans tu sillybrating ur nawt-sekkundnesses!!!
ssssllllliiiiiiiiidddeeeee tu deh rite,
ssssssssllllliiiiiiddddeeeeee tu deh left.
Klimeing up deh rokz
adn sllllliiiiideeee down agin!!
W000t w000t!!!!
*lukz arownd*
Wair did ebbreebuddy go????
*chekz underarmz*
Datz ok.
*chekz bref*
Datz ok.
Wuz it sumfing I sed?????
It’z dat hat Cweenmj, I didnt wanna em bare ass yew but dat hat is the ridickyoulest!! Wiff the buttons and golf tees and patches and liddlol Bud cans hanginf orf it, yew look lyke a … a …. I doan know wut yew look lyke but I do know I’se carryin a flashlite aroun fer a few weeks in case I meats dat inna dark!
Did u seeing mii in mine krown??
i saw … those wer cool picshurs, and it looks like a good time was had by all. how many cheezpeeps would you say was at teh ball game?
Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Pick me!
How many cheezpeeps at teh game? I would say (*tappity tappity on calcumalator*) a bunch.
Of coarse, that’s just a ballpark figure.
**heddesk**
Ow.
Picture fail. This is a re-use.
Origina ichc post says:
“Who maked my water go hard?”
Not care. Dis wuns fun-e to! Lotzo picshers get recapshuned..sum r fun-ee-r den da furrst won. Etz ho-kay by mii!
Akkording tu deh tikkit salez, dere wuz 1200+ cheezee peepz. Most uv dem just lukkingz at deh pixorz I fink. Wuz so kewl tu meeting deh gratid cheeziz!! Dehy b berry nice peepz!
*Waivez at LCB!
I seeingify u up dhere!!
Haz u returninged awl deh shineez bak tu deh Skedaddlol Marinerz??
Not until somebuddy says whether I can still keep a Mariner or two.
well now, that seems a littlol bit off base.
Gives dem bak! Dey is spensive to feed an THEY”RE teh wuns wif the munnies!
But… but… they can gives some moneys to me! They is so rich they plays in diamonds.
Sumtime yew jist strike it ritch!
Dat tuuk bawls tu steal a Mariner, doh! Conga rats tu yu, lcb! *hopes LCB will shayre**
*shares balls wif parrothead*
Yew jist appeel tu mai base-ur instinkts, LCB.
wuts the differmints betwixt a mariner and a seaman? Wooden it be more alliterative if they wuz called the Skedaddle Seamens?
Otter Wise.
Ohai, yer magesti! Ai hopz ur r weel an tingz be gud ina uer reelm!
U ottur nawt freez.
But its otter oustide!
**piks up ottur an holds him owt**
Gess who I am!
U B Guiness Piggeh?
iz dis da way dat Guiness Piggeh bin treetin hiz babee otters?
ai gibbon elebentee dollars to da babee otter charitees and dis iz da rezultz! der otta bee an enquiree by da authroitees!!!1!11!!11111
Iffen ai wuz nawt boicotton teh gnu smilees, ai wud hab a schoked fais! GP ud nebber du dat tu teh otturs! Rite? RITE?
ohai parrothead,
did I unnerstand correcktly that u is wantin teh roll of Dark Vader in teh next ICHC LBT produckshun?
Nose, ai jist want tu adopt yu! **Deep breff**
i finso it beez deh middlol uv dhe nite wair GP b. Him cannot beeing heer tu defendifying him sef.
Yesh! Ur rite!
wel, iz no wundur dey nawt noze me. ai dont ebun noze haow tu spel mai oan nami.
Agwee wid Krass!
Silly yotter! Dat’s not how u make otter pops!!
You know you’ve had to much when you want to swim in the punchbowl.
Wut ifn u jes put ur crazee straw innit?
Nawt dat I ever did dat oar ennyfing, mind you….
Mee neevur, ai nebber did dat eevur. Nebbur nebbur nebbur. But aifinkso it wud be bad iffen teh froot got stuk in teh crazee straw. Ai, dat iz, YU cud go krazee trine tu git dat froot owt, den gib up an jist dew a punch bawng drinkee.
Ai imajin datz hao it wud be.
U jes has to has enuf sukshun to get teh froot owt.
Du yu hab dat onna t-shurt?
**wadchiz wyle awl teh mins gaddur rownd red**
**innosint luuk**
Now, why wud teh menz be gathurin rown liddlol ole me?
Kood be dat ‘Hoover’ stamp awn yur fourhed.
**luuks in mirror**
Hay! How did dat get dere?
**schmooz rhsb awn hur newlee skinee red hed**
Cuz U losted awl them fat cells ovur teh last week?
Um, WRr……iz gonna tayk moar den 7 pownz foar dat to happin.
HAI i new to ichc look me up and see my lolz!
Oh Hai Koolkitteh456!!! Walkum tu Cheezland!!
Dis b a wundermouze plaic….. deh peepz b nice adn deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!! u kin eeting awl u want heer…. deh fudz haz no kalreez, adn u kin drinking awl u wantz, tu, kuz deh drinkz haz no alkeehawl!! Dere b a wiki linked up top so u kin leering sum stuffz bowt deh way wii b tawking…. adn I haz sum halperz fur deh noobeez and not-so-noobeez at
dhe ,a href=” cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/”>Cheez Town Cryer Majik Trikz paig
It b full uv deh informashun fur making deh linkeez and gitting abatarz adn uzzer fun stuffz related tu deh ICHC.
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*handz Koolkitteh456 a chokklit martoonee
Cheez!!!!
Oh kwap, I skrewinged up deh link.
tryz agin
Town Cryer
OMCC, a babbeh otter???
SPLORT
Omai, a bold splort bai the skwirrl.
**sweepee up teh liddlol skwirrl braynes, putz dem awn teh kunveenynt ice fur safe keepun**
**oarganyze widdlol skwirrl hed bones**
**rinses cold braynes wif cocumnut sentid waddur**
**reekunsidurs, rinses cold braynes wif chardunay**
**packee braynes bak intu liddlol sawtee hed**
**Rearranjiz bones intu dere propur playce**
**SNAP CHRG (wif drawings ov hickree nutz on it) titlee awn hur liddlol hed**
**wrappee wrappee wif hebee dewtee dukky taype**
**leeds bictum tu splort recubbree cowch**
**wrapps hur inna warm sawft blankee**
**gibs hur choklitlt martoonies an sordid choklit animolols**
Yew jist rest dere, liddlol skwirrl, an du nawt luk at teh kyoot fur a wyle. **schmoo**
oh fanks….
but… why duz mah hed hurt so?
*sniffs*
what’s that smell?
**hides cocumnut sentid waddur behind bak**
Ohai skwirrl, glad yewz feelun beddure! Dat smell iz, um, olook, derez Elbis!
*narrows eyes at burd*
**applyz wriklol creem (peenyo greejo-cinted) tu skwirrl’s eyes**
**beeg smile**
**walks up, sniffin teh ayre**
Duz I smell Peenya-Colladaz?
**beek bonkz rhsb**
Wanna glassa wyne?
Ow! Wut wuz dat foar?
I’d relee rathur has a peenya-collada. Why do I smell dem so stronglee arown heer?
Prawlee ola-faktree howlucynashuns frum yur wayte lawz. Hit teh rowd, Slim-Jim.
Rut-roh. No matter teh strenf uv a CHRG, it cannawt halpify meh wen dere iz bebbeh otters.
*SPLORT*
Oh deer. Ai hasta driv down to Anaheim wif mah braynez owtsied mah branium!!!
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b battree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh viktimz braynez iz sukked up, kleened
*adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Viktim is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
Ai wilz keepz u warm!
Bebbeh otter? lemme Sea… Iz berry cute … SPLORT!
Arrgggghhh!
*Scoops up catslave’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes wif saline*
*Putz dem caerfullee bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif rainbowz awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until u r feline bettur.
Ai kan haz teh sope bawks pls?
Wii needz teh gud thoughts adn blessings pls fur Dr Horse-vet. This laydee’s pore horsey wuz horsenapped adn torchured. Dem haz katched teh trollz dat diddit.
Cween Ai can haz mai whakking bat pls? Just fur teh liddlol times.
Skweez teh spaces aowt uf teh line below fur teh storree.
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**Sharpins talons and beek eggstra pointee**
**flies away tu find teh eyes an sawtest parts ov dose trollz**
**tries nawt to tayke satisfacshun in teh screems**
*takes satisfackshun in teh screams*
No, dat wuz bad, ai nawt bad lyke dem. Aifinkso ai shudda been boarn in wunna dem kuntrees wear itza eye furra eye. Sumtimes ai reeelee beeleev in dat. Animalol byewzerz an chile moe-lesturs, fur shoar.
They should let the “Punishment fit teh crime!”
Unfourchewnutlee, dat nawt seamz tu happin in ‘murka ineemoar! Teh punishmint fitz oppoistelee purporshunal to teh dafence lawyurz bill!
Hmm, wat tu du wif da horse torcherin trolls. Let’s sii. *Diggs in bag fur large knife, rope, braided whip* Um, I gots sum “rehabilitation tools” here. Maibii wii kuld hewlp “rehab” dem.
Plz frends, is okae tu bee teh angree abaot cruel peeps, but nawt tu bee finking liek tehm!
Matt 5:43 LOLspeak Bible) kittehz iz liek “wuv ur BFFz, hate bad kittehz”
44 but im liek “wuv bad kittehz 2″
45 u r all Ceiling Catz kittenz. Sun shines on good kittehz and bad. Also rain
Hai peeplols, I are a pritti reesent NOOB so mai lengwidge adn asscent nut b gude. Ai wantta sey dat I has a big sad foar teh pritti hoarsies hu gotted hurted. Adn mai sad is big awso four deh stoopiy trolls hu did dat 2 dem. I hop dat CC wil hep dem see adn b sawry 4 wut dey did. I wil triy ta lub dem eben do Ai doant wanna, too musch. Tankoo, KayKitteh fr remidning me ta nawt bee liek tehm. Sumtiems remiders is gud ta get frm cheezfrends hoo kaer.
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Tankoo Parrothead!!! Mai nawt-seckund hug! Iz sooo hapee!!
Welkum elainet! Dunt wurry ab00t ur lankwitch or ack scent, u r doing just fine!
Oh, bebbeh otter!!! WANT!! Oh, no! *Howlds awn tite tu CHRG* Luks awai tu aboid SPLORT. Fink about wurk, an lawdry an nawt bout babbeh otter.
*AHEM*
just a littlol pre-nounsement…
I will be casting tomorrows for teh ICHC LBT vershun of Star Warz. Ennywon hoo is interested in a part, check in tomorrows on teh 3 pm EST (9 am cheeztime) LOL!!
That will be awl.
**offurz skwirrl sum coff searup**
Frenz, I has a tyred an I finkso I’m gonna try to get sum sleeps.
U guies be teh bestest evar!
Haz a gud nite/day/moarnin/wutebber.
Nite! I is tu bed sune going tu!
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Nite skinee red! Conga ratz awn yur seben pownds! Flytes ov angelz fly yu tu tur rest! Schweet dreems!
Gud nite!
Sleep tite!
Doan let teh bedbugz byte!
Oar fawl owt teh bed an brake yur tayle in teh nite!
Nite nite cheezpeepz! Doan furgit wen yure awn yure neez tunite tu fink ov elsa_mama an inee odder peepz dat needz komfurt.
Anom to taht. Ai haz teh leeky aiz for elsa_mama, butt ai hoeps matt duzzint suffur tew mutch longur. He haz bin soooo braev, ikspeshlee to not be wantink to upsettid his frenz.
Sendz hugs to orl teh cheezpeeps.
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Deh nite watchman b walking frew cheezland. It b a warm summer ebening and deh sun haz just gone down. Deh streetlitez turningz on.
Deh chilled wrenz b playing hide and seek in deh gavvering dusk. Dhey gigglol and run tu hide bhind treez and bushez. Hii watchingz dem, and smilolz, but duz not gibbing dehre hiding plaisiz away.
Az he kuntinuez on tu deh Princess Mu Medow, he watchez deh starz slowly come owt, wun bai wun at nawt-sekkund. Tehn, az deh darkness deepinz, deh whole Milky Way litez up deh sky. A Grate Horned Owl silently swoopz low oberhed and landingz in a neerby tree.
Deh Nite Watchman enterz deh medow and kawllingz tu awl deh kittehz. Hii pettingz dem and snorglolz dem adn dey play hide adn seek, tu: sneeking behind deh bench adn crowching in deh flower bedz.
Whyle deh kittehz play wif ee chudderz, deh nite watchman smilolz and slowly walkz owt uv deh medow and bak frew Cheezland. Awl deh chilled wrenz b in dhere howziz now, and deh streetz awl b kwiet.
An Cheezland iz awl sleeping nao. An verree kwyet.
So ai wll go to bed an be sleeping az well!!
Nite, nite, deer cheezpeeps!!
Janet? wut u dueing up dis tyme uf deh nite??
Oar shud I say morning? Oh, well, I iz going tu bed now.
Schmoooz tu yoooz.
Adn schmooooz tu awl deh lurkerz in deh middlol uv deh nite.
Ai’m still awn Skedaddlol taim, ai think!!! Just gotted hoam around 7 PM this ebening!
An – LOL!!! Ai just gotted invited to go to teh Santa Fe Opera in August! Mai frend Jim haz Press Tikkets!! Ai just hav to get there!!
Nao – teh kweschun iz – shud ai reelee go?? Ai think maybee ai shud stay at hoam fru a fyoo minnits!
O HAI, lurkers!!!! Schmooz frum mee, too!!
An nao ai reelee AM going to bed, too! Nite, nite, deer cweenmj!! An lurkers. An. . .yoo know hoo – hoo prollee izn’t reeding this eneway!
If I had an otter I would call him Kettle, because he’s a water ‘otter…
Has everybody gone to bed?… I better not splort from baby otter kyootness now, no one will find me for hours!
It was cold, but now it’s a little otter.
I always hated the pool at summer camp.
ahhhh… this one again
repeet lols:
~snapping fingers – uh.. toes~
garcon! i say! you, boy! someone has put lumps in my bucket o’swim! fetch the salad spoons and remove them forthwith. and i shall be informing the management!
end of lols
bak tew grad skule
:] U can has mine sweater.
This isn’t a cat! It’s an otter!
Mefinks teh otter gots a point. Always haeted the simming lessons in skool, water too kold. Silli 2 sim if dere r icisicles hanging from ur noes.
omg cute sooooooooo……. so so so cute ahhhhhhhh………
waih u frozd mah watr?