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Plz to open door. Not that I sure I wants to go out, I wants to stand in open doorway and thinks about whether I wants to go out. It’s a kitteh thing. You wouldn’t understand.
grass iz awlwayz greener on teh udder side.
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Kitteh duz not care teh flies go into the haus wile kieeh makes up her mind. Drives me crazi.
whut a purti kitteh. Big fluffeh tail. Big paws. Kyute fase. Sigh. Do want!
Teh flies bii kitteh toys. Mine kittehs take much joy in chasin da flys in da windows an tryin tu tear da shades down.
BTW Conga rats awn yur nawt sekkund! Wat wuld yu lyke fur sillibrations?
Sonata bee mai resident moth chasur.
and dis r verreh entertaining too teh kitteh!
Shure kitteh, heat an air konditioning iz free.
EYE R KNOT MAYDE OB MUNIES!
Dat shure is a purrtee wun! Gorgeemus an bootifull!!!
Ob corse dis is berry lyke teh “rainy day dans”. Goes tu teh frunt door an sees itz rainin… goes tu bak door tu see ifn itz rainin dere too! Goes bak tu teh frunt door in caise teh rain has stoppeded dere… an return tu teh bak door … Argh!
Ohai!
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Duz yr kitteh gib yew durtee luks lyk its YR fawlt itz raynin owt?
yup. an wen its too windy, too.
They is teh silli, tew fink whee has da power ober da rayns and wynds…
ai tink dat tehy do nawt tink dat we cans chang da wether, butt dat weez r spozed ta goe outside wit dem and hold an umbrella ober dem ta keeps dem dry and carry a blankit to keep da wind off ub dem furs, and awl da otter stuffs dat us hoomin slves must be doing fur da kittehs. kitteh sayz “slavitude – youz iz a fail.”
o ya mai kitteh do dat. she chek all doors for rains and den look at me liek “mummy, u makes rain stops nao?” and den she go outside for 2mins and come in and go straight 2 her litter trae.
Ai allus lykes dem floofeh black an wyte kittehs. Deys berry purty.
Purty kitteh duzzin wanna goes owt. Wants to maek you openna door. Den cloze da door. Den openna door. Den cloze da door. Den . . .
U getz da ideya.
“meee–ooow-t!!!!!”
“meee–ooowt!!!!!!”
*lets kitteh out*
“meee—innnttt!!!”
“meee—innn!!!!!”
I haz beddur eyedea – wii snorgle awn teh cowch!
Hey Red!! Did yu gits lotsa stuff sortid tudai?
I got sum stuff sorted, butt deres still lots moar to go thro.
I wuz kinda layzee 2day an tuuk a fwee-hower nap. Dat wuz nyse.
Dat duz sound nyse — ifinkso I needz a free dai napz …
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I can onlee imadjin.
Ur in my thots an tawlks wif CC.
{{{E-M}}} How yu bii tudai?
I bee berry sad. Matt came home to Hospice. He is at his Dad’s house. He wanted so much to live with his Dad for some time, but was diagnosed right after. I will spend lots of time with him. He so very tired, physically and emotionally. He has been in lots of pain fro a ong time now; but still he never ever ever thought he could die. Neither did any of us. It is surreal. It happened so fast. One day he are scheduling his transplant and then we are scheduling Hospice.
He is worried that he has let people down and gets exhausted seeing people because he feels bad that they are sad. I do not know how long he has, but I do not think long. I hope not too long. He has come to terms with the truth, he spoke with God all night last night. He spoke with our pastor today and he tells me Matt is in a wonderful place spiritually. He is so very brave and wonderful, I guess God just can not do without him any longer.
*sniff* {{{Elsa_Mama -n- Matt}}}…I am prayin’ for God’s wonderful mercy and His power to heal…I feel your pain and am with you guys in my thoughts. Love from all the cheezpeeps!!
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Ai’m so bery sad too EM. Ai haz no wordz, just leaky eyez.
Matt hasn’t let anyone down – least of all himself. Ai’ve been in ur shoez wif hubb-cat. Remember him as he was before all the sickness. Iz hard to do, but bekums easier after a time. He’ll be helping Teh Nite Watchman in Princess Mu Meadow.
EM, ai haz no werds septin hao sorree ai am fur yr hard thymes. Stinks when Real Lyf Syndrome nawt neerly sew nys as Cheezland.
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Oh, Elsa_Mama, plz forgib meh furr being teh braying donkey wen I duz not noe u (past owr cheez conneckshun, ub corse…
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Matt is so kind too bee spending energies on peepulls greeving furr him. Wutt an evolved soul he muss be. Butt I finkso it r not juss simpull as God not being abull too do wiffowt him…….it r juss dat dis is such a simpull earthy (duh!lol) place and dat we r so bogged down in trivialities. His fyoochur aftur hee leebs dis aggurvating place has so much impoartants and wunndurrmussness……..i finkso after moving on and den looking back it seems like so much silliness back heer ware we r.
I am sure dat hee has much fabuluss wurks too doo, and dey r missterriuss and not kwite understandubbull too uss sillehs heer, butt sumday we will understan better.
Hee r abowt too embark on a moast incredible adventure. Teh next step.
I gibs u cheez/donkeh hugs furr ur missingz him.
cheezlubs, donkeh
Anom
Whut Kafleen said.
kafleen, i reeded dis agin an agin an yor wurds are very byootiful an very troo.
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wish I could make it bigger.
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elsa_mama, we all haz a sad wif yoo. yoo kan telling matt taht evreewun hoo knows himz story haz a prowd ob him for being such a brayve yung man.
Ai hab no bedder wurds. Jus hugz adn prayers.
{{{{EM & Matt}}}}
Yes, and all I can say is that I echo what all of your other cheezfrens have said. THank CC for Matt and the good life he has lived. Many prayers and thoughts go with you from kitkay and every singlol one of us! It is wonderful that you come to ICHC and that we have this place to share fun, and, above all, love! *hugs*
I have no words either, just those leaky eyes. Matt need not worry about letting anyone down. He has been very brave and has fought this with everything he has.
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You are all in our thoughts and prayers.
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Mai Momcat has mobilised a hole buncha peeps in Bloemfontein (South Africa) who ar prayin fur yu an Matt, {{{{{{{{{{Matt and Elsa_Mama}}}}}}}}}}
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Dehre ar no werdz tu kumfurt u in dis hard tyme. But u noez dat dere iz much lubz fur u heer.
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I’m totally lost for words in these situasjon – so I’ll just stick to what I knows…
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I has been away an I hasn’t read teh other threds, so I don’t fully know the sitchewation. But I’m praying for Elsa and Matt too.
I love what Kathleen wrote above.
Let’s take care of each other.
Myne eyes are leaking terribly – lots of luv to you and Matty – {{{Elsa_Mom and Matt}}}
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I can only say the same as the others here – my thoughts and prayers are with you and Matt. Please tell him that he can’t let anyone down – he’s fought so hard and so bravely, he’s a role model.
::dabbing at leaky eyes::
Oooohhh nap! Wanted sooo hard tudai! Just az I gitted comfy awn da couch, I heard da kar door slam.
Up an atem again, hubbikat wuz home. Hii yaks tu much tu git a nap.
I nawt meen to sleep dat lawng, butt it wuz grate.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama & Matt}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} *lolspeak off* If I could cocoon you in a safe place from the Leukemia I would. God does not do the bad things in this world but He does us the strength, the comfort, and the love even when we think it seems it may seem bearable and our hearts are breaking. This is not to say that our hearts are not breaking but that God loves so hard for you, Matt and family and friends. Our lives are like a tapestry and we cannot see the pictue from the wrong side but, one day, we will see the beauteous picture of that tapestry. I give to you what may seem to be only platitudes but I truly believe that God works hard to help us in our sad times in our lives. I give to my love and caring in this time. I grieve with thee in your pain. My prayers and love now and always.
Love,
KCT
We likes to snorgle…on the balcony!
doggehs do the same thing. drives this hooman NUTS!
yep — Mii older goggie – Lady Jane -lays inna da open slidin glass door and sleepz!! Den da Jazzy puppeh jumpz ober her hed bak and forf in and owt da door….
An den wen i frow da ball furr Jazzy owt da door furr heem ta chase sumtymes da Lady jane getz bonked onna da hed – wen mii fro iz off. She getz mad and huffs an puffs and snorts az shee getz up and moovez. Shee gibz mii a luk dat sez shee finks I iz a stoopy hoomin who cannot fro a ball …
Elsa_Mama…sew nais 2 hear frum u tuday. Fanks
4 teh laffs bout Jazzy puppeh. Hope bed-dah times
R on teh weigh!
mii puppehz ar mii lubs and hab halped mii dis hole tyme …
U tooks da words right outta my mouf. Mi goggie lieks nuffin bettah than to scritch at door liek crazee and den look outside, at me, den outside again.
Drives me maaaaad!
When our cat did that, I closed the door after 5 seconds. She doesn’t dally any more.
I YAM LORD OB MUH DOMAIN!!! wever it’s insid er out I cain’t decided
awl yore insydes an outsydes R belong 2 m!!!
kitteh has awn mask – nauw nedez yu tu ohpin dore sos hii kin go berglen wif teh rahconz…
Soe kitteh is LCB minyun?
Mah Paww~la didz t3h
saym feeng. Deesizzhunn taykeengz
wuz nawtz hurz fortay
Bawtull Tayl Tukksee
Kitteh wawntz ebbeefeengz nyss
4 himz beeg nyte owtz
Bawtull Tayl Tukksee
Kitteh habz cool awnsawmbull
datz hawrd 2 dry cleen
Jack.
an how kan himz telling if its just riet owtside if yoo not lets him stand haffway in an haffway owt for minits an minits?
Das juss fine, kitteh!!!! u noe needs too pollygize. I juss go sit in mah chair an eets a wafflol , and wen u has made up ur mind pleez too gibs meh a snorgull and I willz let u out.
Problum solved.
*snurt*
beautimus B/W kitteh hoo finks ditherin in doorwai is a ‘kitteh thang’ habs neber seen mai hubzbnd shoppink.
Or mebbes I has married big bald two-leggid cat?
. . . possibles, I spoze.
Duz hee deemand tu be fed naow? Duz hee wants u tu catur tu hiss eberee wim? Duz hee leev messus fur u tu cleen ups?
duz hee leeb teh toylet lid up?
dat muss bee a rhetorical qweschun. *snick*
kitteh haz a pritty slo mind.
‘Minds me uv a kitteh dat ‘dopted me yeers ago. Biggest kitteh Iz eber saw–needded two arms to hold and Iz a big dude. *sniff* still miss her.
{{{{{DarkHawke}}}}} Ai lyke yur naime, btw!
Ohai, AC! Howz teh wether there? Hawt hawt hawt?
Ohai, Fnark! Howz u? Wun uv mai best frens libs in Istanbul but Ai lost her address. *sadz* She wuz doktor in lerning at KUMed Center in Kansas.
Hullo KCT! Plzed to meetchu. Next time I is in Stanbull, I will look for yer frend. Who knows?
Pleezd 2 meetchu 2! Ai cudnt sleepz. Kittehs liek dors jush 2 see ifn dey lieks dat dor. U see, dey seek foar the dor into summer, aifinkso. Robert Heinlein, science fikshun awthor, rote a buk wif dat titlol, Ai lieks 2 buks, buks, buks an moar buks alawng wif moosic. Ai lieks a lawt uv moosics incloodez rok an mettals but ai haz yeerly subscripshuns 2 teh symphony.
Is you meen “The Cat Who Walks Through Walls”? I readed some Heinlein a long time ago but I don’t finkso I readed that one.
I luvs books an musics too! butt (mmphh) I has to be careful what I chooze to lissen to when I read or I always stops reeding an start singin! So, nice calm classical muzics to go with the reading.
One thing I miss abowt living in Toronto were free conserts. Classical conserts in Turkey are cheep, butt (!) not always so good…
It wuz a smawl buk cawled teh “The Door into Summer.” Nite Nitey.
ohai KCT!! i am up too, culdnt sleep, wun ob my boiz iz going to Skowt camp tomorrow (all teh skowts is spending teh nite at teh skowtmaster’s howse cawze tehy iz leeving at 4 in teh morning, abowt 1 hr 40 mins frum now, so him iz alreddy lefted) an teh ovver wun iz leeving erly to go bakk to himz kollij town to luk for a job for teh rest ob teh summer (an see himz gurlfrend) an i iz laying awake wurrying abowt tehm. i lieks teh buks too, speshully teh fantasy, an lots ob myooziks too. i lieks teh rokks an hard rokks too, an keltic myoozik an myoozik frum teh midlol ajes an rennysawnce, an we also goze to teh symfonies too!! wuz kind ob fun to reeding heer at erly-o’clokk in teh morning an see we haz all deez fings in common!
Gladz dat ai nawt ownly wun! Fnark and u, lunarmommy an wi fines common growns an stuffz. Ai luvs Keltic moosic an middlol ajes & renasahnce 2. Ai dint getz 2 goes 2 mai symphonies in KCMO during teh rest uv teh 2008-2009 butt will HOEP foar 2009-2010. Ai gonna goes sleepees nao cuz ai gawta be reddy foar ferapy todai. Sooty ha nawt been fownd. Ai bowt reddy fawl sleepees nao. Forshunate teh ferapist woan cum in abowt afternoon-o’oclokk. Schmooooo Fnark & lunarmommy. PS. lunarmommy, didz ai getz ur emayo oar wuz ai halucinaytin?
Nice sleepy dreems KTC. We’ll talk abowt music and books moar later, I hope so!
U 2 Fnark! Hab a gret dai foar u as ur’s has at leest in the afternun.
Gud morning AfriCat! Ai nawt ablol to sleeps tonight or rather erly morning. {{{{{{DarkHawke}}}}}}}}}} Wen ai wuz in college, Ai wud pen rants an truths unner mai plom de noms az Das Hawk. {{{{{Africat}}}}} Muz be be lunchnoms.
Ohai tu all teh sleepwalkerz! KCT, Fnark an Lunarmommy. Yus eetz hawt hawt hawt! Eets awlways hawt hawt hawt!
Ai wus up at 2:30 dis A.M too! Itteh bitteh bebbeh kitteh can has hongree! YAWN!
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iz hot heer too (in arid zona) but ifinkso yoo iz in wun ob teh fyoo places in teh wurld wher iz eben hotter tahn heer!
Oh, teh itteh bitteh kitteh was a resqued one, no? How is he/she? My cat just flops arownd all day sayin “Why no air cundishuner?”
Time for lunchnoms here! BRB
haz a gud lunch!! i mite go watch teh teevee for a bit tehn try to get sum more sleeps.
Sleeps wellzzzzzzzzz
Iz hawt heer 2 an HOOMID. Dry heet wood be a blessing but HAWT in KC meens if 95 degrees den Heet Index is 110 degrees an nastier. *sighs* Ai am gladz tho an blessed wif ayrcondishun.
I love this one
I wanna comes in – no wayt – I wanna go out – NO wayt – Come In – NO GO OUT! Whut?
And teh sleepees meets the earli-risers. . . Iyis up wit tipical morning hurties. . . morning hed-banger. bald two-legged hubby-kitty iz bringing me coffees soon to helps me get past teh pain. Gudnites sleepi cheezfrends, gudmornin earli-risers.-BTWC
We hadz naborhood kitteh who visited us and who luked like dis beautimus kitteh. But aifink sumfing badz happed to himz. Mebbez local bear got mimz. Ai hopez not, but kitteh ben missing for whole week now… kittehs r so fragile and smallz . . . makes meh go all sniffly and damp finking bout itz. Ai missez you, beautimus B/W kitteh!
it looks my cat that disappeared u steal her???? lol