Don’t mind me, the baby’s in
Don’t mind me, the baby’s in my litter tray. She thinks it’s a sandpit, bless her…
babeh iz even drinkin awt of mah water bowl.
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I’m in yer crib, cribbin yer toyz
congarats missy!
And congratz, Missy – awn yur splendid nawt sekond!! In wuin ov mai dee “eeted bai WP” commints, ai did a littlol dans ov joi fur yoo! Ai will doo it again kiwiklee!!
*dans dans dans dans dans
swoop twerl LEEEP swoop twerl
LEEEEEEEEPP!
JAZZ PAWS!! l
Will preetend to bee a babbee for nip. Oar miwlk.
Um, uh….hellooooo….cheezpeeps? Ware are yew?
ohai, I iz here, concats on the tawp spot
Conga rats uulations Missy, on being nawt-secund. Whad you lieks fur drinksh and danswin on dis Sunerday?
Tanks, MCA….cawfee, of course, and yer woffles sound mighty d’lishus!
You had a bebbeh, but I eated herz
an she waz nootrishus and delishus
BURP
Eeek! Basement cat eated deh babbeh? Sai it izznt sew!
Akshully the hoomans no has bebbeh, I is dere bebbeh
I lyks dis bebbeh beddur.
U can leev it hoam by itself an nowun cawls teh copz.
Happeh Sunday morning to Uz!
Has U seen the LLBean website, demz has sum gud sales, right now
Ohai, 2_k!
Nope, I nawt go awn dere site foar a whiel. I’m tryin to get rid of stuff, plus I nawt has teh extry munnies foar shawpin.
Looksh liek der’s berry few cheezpeeps hear dis moarning. At mai howse, we be haddin wafflets wid razzel-dazzleberries and whippeee creem for brekky. ENuf to shaer wid yuu too, Missy. Anda udder cheezpeeps…
ooo yummy! fank u MomCatAnna, that sownds delishus! weekweekweek end moarnins tend tew bee a bit slo heer in cheezland butt taht jus leeves moar wafflols fer us!
*NOM*
I unnerstand. Moast weekendings, Ai iz two buzzy runnin’ round wid my kidlets to hang out wid de cheezpeeps. Toadai I gotz liddul extree thyme.
Oh, yes, deh lazy sunday morningz iz deh bestest!! I finso wii needz tu hab wun uv Janet’z favoritez: a kum az u ar buffet!!
Wii awlreddy haz a good start wif deh waffletz fru MomCatAnna.
I iz heer in mai floofy bloo jammy top and stripee jammy pantz adn I will putting a fresh pot uv tea on teh boofay table wif creemz and shugar.
ai haz alreddy been owt tew teh lawndry (pleh) butt ai haz a fresh pawt uv cawfee an sum smoked turkee sammiches fer teh buffay.
ai haz awn bloo jeens an a yeti & robot teeshurt
shurt izza yeti givin a piggybak ryde tew a robot.
ai also haz sum nyce fresh froot salad, iffen aneewun wants sum
I will bring sausage biskits an orange juice, fur us whoo sleeped layte an den gitted up an sit awn da couch in a daze. I iz wearin pair uf dark bloo cotton shorts wif red “Crazy Mountain Ranch” t-shirt, Nikes wif no socks.
Gud Sundai morning/afternoon cheezpeepz! Ai is waring red plad jamamamama boddums adn a red t-shirt taht says “Teh BC made mii do it” on teh bak.
Ai brings scrambloled eggs, n sossijs dat has been cut open lengfwise so teh insied gets nice n brown, n hoem fries, n Tim Horton’s cawfee, wif adn wifowt caffeen. (ooh, ai has given maiselb a hongree!)
GuD Morning frum teh OHAI up State ov WAshington!! Teh Haus ov Jamamakitty!!
Ai ar waring mai bloo nitegown wif my long whyte rufflee robe.
An ai will bring sum grate big sweet yummy Rainer cherreez we got at teh market in Skeedaddle yesterday – an sum ov teh wild berree pie that fishycat maed fur us wehn we went to visit her an momcat an gascat an spoose yesterday awn Banned Brij Eye Land.
Whoooo hooo!!! AR we having frun?? YESH!! We ar!
Oh Ai’s sooo glad yu gawt to see Momcat et al!
OOOooooo, u metted momcat adn gascat adn fishycat?!?!?! w00t w00t!! dat full uv win adn awesum!!
oH, IT wuz!!! Tehyar SOOO sweet an nice! Ai wuz so happee ai neerlee craied!!! fishycat iz verree prittee an haz a gorgeous snake naymed diamond. An she let mee play wif her – teh snake.
An gascat iz a charming az can bee.
An Momcat – waht can wun say!! Ai hugged hur a gazillon taimes!!
An Milo, teh kitteh ov 13 yeers, iz teh BEYOOTIFUL!! Golden, wif lowngish hares an a lion fayce.
An teh cyoot chikkens!!! an teh goggie!
Ai’m SOOOOOOO glad we cud go!!! She came bak to ICHC JUST in taim to maek it pawssibul!!!
Iz brunchtiem here’n'now.
I juzt brought a big box ov straw burries home from teh store we can shaer.
(Pink shorts, yellow shirt, invisibleshoes)
plz, ai can haz boddums bak??
oops, sowree Jamama! Heer yoo goes!
putz on plad boddums…..an duz teh logger dans dans dans!!
Naow awl teh shinee tois r myne, muuuaahahahahahahaha!
you canz share please? I wantz teh shinee toys too. *sniffle*
Ai hoeps u kleened da littr baux befor u putted da bebe der.
kitteh finx ‘no wunner the kidlet is up screamin allah tyme, I wood too iffen I had all dis cwap hangin ovah muh hed whyle I tries to sleep.’
eww..
Bebbeh did nawt smell good sew I burried it in teh litter bawx…
bebbeh wears litter box on herz butt,
berry strange
Is sandpit Teh Queen’s Englaish for sandbox?
indeed it is.
ohai frum skeattle cheezmeet centrol……..windin down now!!
runs to Jamamakitty wivaqwikness an hugs reel hard
{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}
I hope you all had a grate time? I has enjoied seein picshures
yew must come to *us ob a* sumtimes!!!
I haz gibbed hur a nopun inbitashun tu visiting mii…… if shii kin finding mii….. LOL
yew can runz butt (!) cannot hides!!!
No, i feerz i kannot hide mai butt. :frownee fais:
Oh Hai jamamamamamama!!!
How b fingz in Skeedadlol??
gibbing deh Shilo a snorglol fur mii….. adn deh Cayenne, tu, if shii sitz still long enuf!
if her lives long enuff ai willz
ohai! dis be Teasel! Ai is in jamamamamakitty’s haus stealing snorgles frum hers kittehs.
Oh Hai Teasel!!! izn’t Shilo deh snorgliest???
I bet u adn Jamamamamamama adn Janet b habbing so much funz!! Wish I kudda stayed longer. But duty cawlz.
Ai wish yoo cudda stayed lawnger too!! But – yoo did answer to teh ohaier cawling!! Yoo were STRONG – an we were prowd ov yoo!
An – in wun ov teh eeted commintz, ai sed AI cud snorgle Cayenne fur yoo – becuz!!! Ta DAAAAAAH!! She sleeped half teh nite next to mai pillo last nite!! Ai can haz a prowd?? She LAIKS me!!!
Lukkee u!! I finso shii thotted I wuz a monster cum tu eeting hur. Silly babeh!!
Well, at furst she thot we awl were teh monsters!!! Teh kitteh eeting kind!!!
An heer am ai, JCH4K – purrhaps!
Mai 5th commint – awl eeten bai sumwun! Ai suspekt WP – az soon az a traied to tern maiself bloo, it wuz awl ober! It waz az tho ai had nebber bin borned!!!
Ai hav nao “unblooed” maiself, so maybee this will show up!!
But nao itz too layte to say much, az ai hav to start to get reddi to go to teh BEAD FAIR wif jamamakitty in Tacoma!!!
I haz updated deh halper fur blooness….. sumhow deh format fur deh profile address got changed…… mebbee Jamamamama kin halp u wif dat……..ooooo….dots….
A sandpit in TTI iz yooshully an owtdore fing in teh gardin fur kidlets 2 plai in.
These toys are fun…
Mai poor kittehs tink awl da prezunts for da behbeh-to-be iz fur dem, aifinkso! We can haz strohlur-n-kar-seet kombo frum mai paruntz, and kittehs see it n sai, “Kewl, we can haz noo kitteh kondo?” Dey gonna be dissapoynted n Septumbur, srsly…
Du da kittehs liek da strohlur-kar-seet? Mai Cleo yoosd tu wate fur behbeh neece tu waek up n want awt of da seet. Wi wud pik bahbeh up, n den Cleo wood jump n da seet and purr n go tu slepe.
Kali lubs da seet, but Sita lubs da baskit unner da strohlur…dey bof happee!
Dis sand ish brown an lumpee >_>
Liddill Skwisshee Wun
duz nawtz needz 2 playz wiff deez
toyz, butz Kitteh duz!
Liddill Skwisshee Wun
amz getteeng baff. Maykz play~tyme
mutch moar beddurrurrr!
Liddill Skwisshee Wun
habz lyfe lawng protekkturr andz
nawtz eeben knoez it!
Jack.
YAY!! Clappity, clappity! I lyke “Libbill Skwisshee Wun”
Jack, I don’t noez how u duz it, but I iz glad u kin finding a pome in ennyfing!! Schmoooooz tu yoooz!!
3km – ‘Memembur teh uthur day wen I wuz nawt feline gud? I wuz tawlking to a fren who sed mebbe it wuz my lunsch? I sed prolly nawt, cuz I finkso I wudda feeled bad soonur.
I finkso mebbe my bodee iz in shok frum gettin moar helfy stuff. It wants to kno “Ware iz teh bred, teh cheez, teh pepsiz an teh Starbukz?”
aifinkso wiffowt awl teh preeserbatives mai boddee wud fawl apartz
It beri well kuld bii! Our bodies git used tu certain fings. Wen I wented low carb an cut awlmost awl my sugar, I had a certain amount uf wifdrawl. An iffin yu cut owt da Pepsi, haz yu replaysed da caffeine? Caffeine wifdrawl sucks!
I has had grand totlol of 36 oz of pepsi dis week, witch iz waaaaay below wut I wuz injestin.
Diz bii da problem Ifinkso! Are yu replaysen yur caffeine wif diet soda or coffee? Diet soda bii yur friend! Ifinkso da sugar wifdrawl an caffeine wifdrawl bii tu much, gonna make yu feel lyke carp. Baby sets red, baby steps.
Iffin yu want tu really win dis competition, may I suggest “low carb”
Akshulee, I finkso wuz sinus-relaytid.
Awn a diffrint noat, u kno ware I can find sum wyre hangurs? I need moar foar my yard sale.
NO WIRE HANGERS!!!
Iffn u lup 2 wyre hangurs in teh clozet, dey breed!
I tryed dat wif munnies, an it nawt wurked!
Dunno ware “lup” caem frum – shud haz been “put”!
Butt, Mommie Dearest, I NEED dem foar my yard sael!
axe yure co-werkers – dey prolly frow em owt – speshually if dey gits dere yoonies cleaned by a survyce.
*giggle* Aktually, hmm wire hangers. WallE maibii, or a dry cleaner.
OMG! That looks zactly like my Pillage even wit da red collar lol. So cute!
Wot a grate naem for a kitteh!
Tank u! He lives up to hims name lemme tell ya, I has pics of him and his sister on my page
Ohai, Kandy_Girl and 4point 5Kittehz:
My Prittee Wun naymd
meh ‘Pillijj’. Ah dozn’t knoez wye,
bitz itz sowndz awsumm!
Ah lykez 2 playz wyle
My Preittee Wun sleepz.
Summtymez itz getz lowdz
T3h Curtinnz cawwlz 2
meh 2 shayr dayr deelyte inz
t3h cool nyte breezez
Jack.
ooh, how cool! a kustom lolku frum jack – tahts awsum!!
lolku……now that’sa win.
iz gud name for it, huh (but i didn’t maek it up)
Ooo! Clappity clappity Thanks! He has a sister named Plunder lol my little calico. and yes they live up to their names
…adn awn teh sebenth dai, Basemint cat played wib dangley fings.
Gud fing LCB had not been there nawt sekkund, or there wud have ben none left for him.
* nod nod * she wud prolly hold hims up tu teh lite, tu!
*pouncez on deh Guinness Piggeh*
*tusslol, tusslol*
Oh hai, GP!!!
Ohai! Hao yu is??? Deed yu bring meh sum fries frum teh gayme? * has a hopeful *
ADN a Cheezburger!!!!! frum deh Cheeziz demselbez!!!
I haz posted mai advenchurz in skeedadlol on deh Cryer. wif linkz tu pixorz!!
ooo * runs tu lukk *
deh ad ben chewer b here
I must go now….. I needz tu shower adn git dresst adn go tu town fur sum grow siree shopping.
Schmoooooooz tu awl!
Ohai!!! GP!!! ai’m so sorree ai mist yur BURFDAY!!!!
{{{{{{Guiness Piggeh}}}}}
HAPPEE (belated) BURFDAY!!!!! 
{{{Janet}}} fankies! Deed yu get tu sea teh tawk show wii had?
I have this same baby gym, and a black cat. And the same thing happens at my house!! Lol. Only different is my cat has longer fur.
Wow that cat looks just like mine. It’s black and has the same red coller
Aww.. I have a tortoise shell kitten. she is VERY fluffy
haha, five bucks says the person who captioned this is British