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Killed it dedd.
Conga-rats anni-uv-teh fingurs-dat-hab-a-kwikness! Yu wud lyke tu shayre mai lonsch? Ai hazza ‘leen pokkit’ anna dye-it pepsi, anna plum. Awn sekkund fought, letz go tu NOM fur lonsh!
Thx, but iz neerly tiem fur mai ebenin meel – Ai aer habbin ckikkin salid `coz Ai hada kukked lunsh 2dai wen Ai went owt wiv Puddy_Tat.
It woz a tuff battle. So tuff, in fact, it inbolbed defeeting an entire army, ob wich dis woz teh leeder! Wu was in teh army yu say? Wy, it it had…
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Acorns
Brokkli
Cabbage
Dandy Lions
Eggplant
Fungus
G…
Green Beens
Hydroponic Ta’maters
Iceburgs of Let Us
J…
Joolly naice coocumbas
Kurly kail
Lemongrarce
‘Maters
Nutella
Onyuns
Pohtaytoes
Qwinse
R…
Roaming Romaine
Spinich
t’maters (fut BLT’s)
U…
Dat was suppozed to say FUR BLT’s.
Uvver greeneries
Victorya plums
Witer than wite collyflowya
Xtreemly nutrishus pees
Yummy pimentoes
Zat’s awl !!
Zookeenies???
PeppaMama FTW! YAY!
Pleh! Lettuce awl buy dis kitteh gushifuds!
Lettus is onlee hooman fud mah kitteh lieks.
Kitteh stalked the stalk
and beheaded it.
Lettuce share teh kill
Leaf teh puns owt.
Gibben teh cheezpeeps heer, yore jus’ eggplanting them on.
Axually just using dis leef cuz Marfa Stewbert sez it’s a classy wey to serb ded bird.
Marfa Stewbert!! *snork* howz aboot Marfia Stewbert?
Mrs. Judson is a member of the Stewbert Marfia. We hadda git (and pay fer) TEVO jest so we wood nebber miss an hour ob Marfa’s show and Mrs Judson watches it fer an hour every night (in season).
We did it! We completed owr Rais fur Lyf!!
Awn Caturdai mornink (miggul ob the nyt, fur the Merkin peeps), Tidmum, TehAngstyWun an me wolked 5km, arownd a contree park, in Swine Town. An ebery step we tuk raisd munnees fur Cancer Research UK. It awlso raised blisters but we dint cayr; we kept goin enneewai!!
Between us, we haz raisd abowt £1000 ($1622) – an SJ/Martoonie has raisd that much awl bai hersef!!
SJ’s rais is nekst Sundai, an owr sponsor paijes will stai “lyv” til abowt tehn, so if yu wud lyk to sponsor ennee ob us, or just sai “Well Dun”, plees go to
Rais Reminder
Awn CheezTownCryer
Fur Elsa-Mama’s Matt
Fur Pwned bai 2 kittehs
Fur yu
Fur me
Urs teh bestest Ambercat, Tidmum, tehAngstyWun – free cheerz for u awl
tee hee – I wus jus writin bout dat a few spots down! As a cancer sir viver, fank you BERRY BERRY much!
*ekstends floofy paw ob frendship*
YAY fur yu guise! Yure GRATE!
Corn Grit Yew Lace Shuns! Dat’s bery impressib!
Clappity-clappity-clappity! Eggselent job!!
dis kitteh kant leaf wel enuf aloan
Nom nom nom! Hi cheezfrenz! Iz posted sumfing like dis yesterdai butt (!) was layt and at da botum (!) of da payge, so Iz ree-posting. *Ahem*
Ohai! My name iz Mitts (short fer Mittens – I has dem! I gotz an extra toe on ebery floofy paw so awl my paws are floofy mittens!) Iz watched ICHC for a bery lawng tyme butt (!) rarely post butt (!) I tink I will post more frekw…freecuint… more often nao becuz iz fun and ders so many cheezfrenz here!
Awlso…I wanted too say fankies to awl da cheezfrenz who did da 5k to halp raze munies for cancer ree serch yesterday (in the UK ifinkso?). I (aka my hoomin) has da cancer and I/we bery much appree she ate da support fer ree serch. SO…fankies to yawl and free drinksies awl arownd! Wut wuld eberybuddy lyke??
*shyly extends floofy paw of frenship to awl in cheezland*
Heer’z mai floffee paw, Mitts! Walkum 2 dis happi plaes.
Ohai!
*gently takes paw with her painful hands*
Nice to meet you!
If you don’t mind my asking, what kind of cancer?
Welcome to the cheez!
-jenn
Ohai Jenn! Why yure hands payneful? Ai sawree.
I haz da cancer ob da skin. Iz cawled “basal cell carcinoma nevoid syndrome” (BCCNS fo short). Tankfully, da dokters hasnt found anyfing new for AWMOST 5 yeers (will be 5 yeers dis fall). Howeber, I haz anudder condishun dat maykes me prone to dis type of cancer fureber so ai awlways hasta git checkd. Ai neber go tanning or anyfing silly lyk dat, ai jus hasta be xtra kareful when iz owt in da sun and git biopsies sometymes (no want biopsies – ouchie!!!)
Hi-Ya! Mitts – pull up a chayre an enjoi de show! (membur uv reforhmed lurhkers klub) Griffyn
ohai Mitts!
Ifinkso anotter ICHC regular, rhsb, has somethin similar.. she’s ushually only on at nite tho, if you see her say ohai!
*gives Mitts a bobblol hedded kitteh for welcomes*
Ohai, Mitts! purrayers fore yu adn yur humin. Ai bii eggstenden teh furree hanz awf frensheep awlso!
{{{Mitts}}} Tanks, welkumms, and pleez post teh more naw! I am verry sawry fer teh cancer…cheez peeps be a grate support sys tim…pleez cawl on us!
Ohai Mitts! Aifinkso we meeted yesterdai! Welkome bak! Ai did nawt notice yu wuzza hem-in-weigh kitteh! Datz mai berry faybrite! Ai haz bean trine tu find wun [pawsablee a tuxxie] fur a lawng time! ***admyres Mitts’ mitts**
Ohai Mitts! Ai wuz a lurkr for a bery long time too, but it’s just too fun playing wif ebrywun! Sew well come, and fanks for teh drinksies!
*happlee axe epts floofy paw of frenship* Clik on mai name if u want to be frenses!
*Whispurz* Aifink der iz sumfing rong wiv ur profiel, kvnsgrrl – clikkin awn ur naem taeks me 2 an awld lol!
Oh noes! Ai wil chek on it
*grabs toolbox, puts on hard hat, starts banging on teh intertoob*
I jus tried to adds ew as a fren but (!) wheneber I cliky on ur name, it tayks me to a difrent lol picksher, nawt ur pro fyle
can u adds me?
*extends floofy paw of frenship*
ohai Mitts! glad yew joyned us!
Ohai Mitts! (extends Floofy faw ub friendship)
I iz a (pleh) cancer Sir Vivior tew. I had a squamous cancer of teh left tonsil. Dr. Tinycat and friends got rid of it wif nawt habbing the surgery, or teh nasty (pleh pleh) Chemo. Haz bean Cancer free 4 Fowr years naow!
Welkom frum teh shadoze uv lurkerdom Mitts!! *taiks floofy paw uv frendship, clasps it an den puts a beeeg cookie innit* Enjoi!
Noms!!! Fank ew!!! I WUVS cookies an sins I jus finishd mai furst year in a doctoral pro graham dis mornin, Iz can silly brate wif da cookie! I haz a happi!
ohai Mitts, ai two waz lurkin til dis weke n fawt ai wud say hai on lyve ICHC. aifinkso dere iz many gud peeps here makin uvver peeps larf n be happi n ai onnored to bee a part ov it awl. hugs to awl cheezpeeps
ohai Mitts! glad ur joynin inna funz heer! mai mufferinnalaw haz lotsa teh pleh skin canser an iz alwais habbin teh spawts taekin awff…
wut iz ur dokturul prograham in?
Ohai, Mitts! Welkum to teh funnest site ebber! I is can sir surbiber too, as is mai hubcat. He is 11 yeers owt and ai is 18 an 34 yeers out. (Ai had it twiess — in diffrunt playces.) Hoep teh same fur yu — menny moar yeers wifout teh can sir.
*accepts that floofy paw and shayks it with a beeg enthusiasm!*
Welkum, Mitts! Mah gray & blak tabbeh kitteh has teh whyt on awl 4 paws. Sumtiems I kawls them his whyt mitties.
Eggstra toes is FTW! Nyce to meetcha!
Walcome, Mitts! Ai lubs extra toe-ses on kittehs! One of my hart kittehs had many extra toes.
** extends floofy paw to Mitts … shakes paws **
Howdy Mitts! Is good to mitt chew, walcome to the partisipaytin part of Cheezland. I hopes yule has fun here playink witt us. Lottsa teh peeps here do wunnerful fings and wehn they gib the rest ob us a chants to step up an halp, many do so. Otters do thare gud deeds in udder ways and on dere owen. Thare are nawt too menny nasty unpleasant peeps here, fer that yew whasta go to pundit kitchen. Walcum, has fun, I kood had a ice cold beah pleez? Kthxbye
Ai kin has ice cole beah tu pleez?
I bet teh kitteh is hypnotized.
An ebil plot bai teh goggie, no dowt.
I fink iz an ebil plot by kitteh. Kitteh hab fownd sumfing goggie will hallucinayt on, adn will add it to goggie’s fuds bowl.
that lettuce doesn’t look too fresh XD
Kitteh is a noveau vegematarian, he doesn’t know how to pick teh good stuff out yet.
yew git fresh wid a kitteh yewl end looking a liddlol werst fer ware too.
*hands owt two ice cole beahs fur judson and parrothead* free refills too! (jus drink responshibly!
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I will try to put a pickshur up – I fink da adopshin pickshur shows off da mittens berry well (Mitts is a res-q kitteh – she wuz left in a bocks outside wif her 2 brudders but (!) awl gots adoptid into happi homes!)
I hab an unklol who whenever lyfe wuz partikular good wood say “Oh man, isn’t the beer cold!” Fanx fer the frosty, will yew joyn us?
I fink I wil just enjoi a cawfee fur nao, Iz sleepy! Maybe i can has a beah layter todai?
awlso…is mai pickshur koming up nao? *dansdansdans arownd, showing off awl four floofy mittens*
*Czech Liszt*
Has yu eeted yur cukkees/dleted tempry fiyuls?
Has yu refreshd (ink lewding yur armpits!)
Has yu cawld WerdPress rood naems?
Has yu gibbon oop an hadda cupovtee anna sitdoun?
Yur pikchur *shud* sho oop wen yu can arnser “Yup” to awl ob teh abuv!
Ai dids awl dose tings, stil nuffin.
*powt powt powt*
*fearful whisper* Yu meen WerdDepress eets abatar pics now tew? Nawt jest commintz? *shudder*
*powts* mai pickshur didnt pop up – iz only awn my pro fyle page. Can sumbuny tell me hao to mayke mai pickshur show up on mai posts like u guise? I no want da orinj poysin bloc – I wants to display my mitts!
iffen u going tew teh cheeztown cryer u cahn get much info taht iz ful uv win an awsum, pleez tew clik awn mai bloo wurds dere
cheeztown cryer
Has a luk heer:
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/
Cloes teh gap between teh “h” and teh “t” to maek teh linkeedink werk!
ohai mitts, to get a abatar pikshur on yor posts yoo needs to using a WordPress akkownt, wich iz wher teh abatar pikshurs come frum. yoo kan finding owt evreefing yoo needs to knowing at teh Cheez Town Cryer, clikkie on “helperz adn majik triks.”
evreewun wants to helping mitts!
lawts uv GMTA!!Yay!
Ai did it!!! See my pritty feetsies? *dansdansdans* *twirl twirl twirl* Fank ew awl!!! Kwik kweshun….wut duz GMTA and FTW mean?
Yay! u bery pritty kitteh Mitts! GMTA standz fer Grate Minds Think Alike an FTW iz Fer The Win! wich wii sai wen sumwun is partikularlee cleber er maiks a grate refrunce
Ohai, Mitts! Welkum to teh ICHC!!
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GMTA meens “Great Minds Think Alike”
FTW meens “For The Win”
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I iz PB2K, an alzo a cancer surbibor. I haz teh pleh breast cancer 3 yeers ago, an leukemia an a bone marrow transplant last yeer. I iz bery glad wii haz peeps liek Ambercat, Tidmum, TehAngstyWun an SJ to rais fer us to so teh reserchers kan du werks to find cures!
And today at werk, dere’s a big bake sale — all proceeds to go to breast cancer research … it is the prettiest bake sale I’ve ever seen – very well organized, nice presentation of the baked goods – the peeps did a wonderful job. Many of us contributed home-made goodies. Every little bit of $$ helps!
ooh, wut a purty abatar!
oh, make shur yoo also talkings to rhsb, her iz usualy heer after wurks. her haz teh melanoma a fyoo times an also haz to get chekked offen an get bits cutted off. so her knows how it iz.
Pritty pickture, priity feets, pretty gud dansdansdans. Noaw, if yew go back tew the cryer an figgers out how to git a blue name, we kin frend yew and lern moar abowt yew.
Did I do it rite?
Yay! It werks!!! Fank you awl!!! *dans dans dans*
Good werK Mittz!
AI SEE YER PICKSHUR!! IT WURKKED!!!
ai see your pikshur now Mitts! verree kyoot!
Is going to chew dis up an den lay in frunt of mowse hole wif bated breth.
hot steemin lettuce breff, yep dat’ll werk, dem mousies will fall fer dat.
Peenud budder oar cheeze breff wurk bedder fur bated breff
LOL!
My kittehs don`t like lettuce but will kill for corn on the cob.
is lucky dat moas korn onna cob don’t put up mush ob a fyte.
I loss’ a toof to sum vishus corn on teh cob, when I was a yung kitteh. But I beated it in teh end.
HAH!! I lostted a toof in a napple when I wuz a kiddlet and gawtted mad an frew the aplol away wif toof still init. Mawm sed toof fayrie doan come unless deres a toof so I din’t git my dime (dam napplol!).
Ai had a kitteh wun tiem who went silly wid green or red cabbidge…acted lyke he had ‘nip instead, rollin’ around muttering to himzelf then dashing ‘cross the kitchen lyke teh goggies of hell were after him. No more cabbidge fur yew, lil’ boy…
awww, u neber let kitteh hav anee funz!
*whisper* ‘Course I did, it wuz too hysterical not to! Poor ol’ stoned-out kitteh…
Kitteh is bringing lettooce to put in himz cheezburger
aifinkso – yesh!
himz also needs sum tomatoes an onions an sum mustard
also fries to goes wid dat
kthx
And some baconbaconbacon and eggstra cheez, pleez! Kthxnom!
mmmmm…bacon…
dere iz noe joi in diz bawk!
Nawt when kitteh gitz dun dere won’t be! No bawk, no joi, no bamboo shoots, nuffink. Himz is serious abowt teh greens!
greenz bee seerius bidness!
Ohai PeppaMama, ai haz sented u a frend rekwest!
An naow we iz cheezfrens, bluesfan473! Very pritty avatar, I must maek meself one…
ihmpohssibul to tell camoflage kitteh apart from ordinary howse plant.
Nah. Vegetarian kitty brings away the packaging trash.
Wait Watcher Kitteh brings bokchoy to make stirfry fur herzself
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!!
Lukz like wii haz lotsa noobeez on line dis morning/afternoon/ebeningz!!
Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez. Altho WP haz changifyinged deh smileez and I hatez deh noo faisez… dey b sew UGLEE!! but dat iz a rant fur anuzzer tiyme……
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!! Eben lurkerz adn trollz be welkum on deh map!!
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u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
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Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
yay fer hour cween! Salud! *clinkee*
*facepaw* I forgitted awl abowt teh Cheezpeepz mapz! Haven’t lookied at dem in sew long…dis is whut Facebook will do to yew, make you forgit important stuff!
Preddy orinj kitteh wid preddy oranj aize.
Looks exactly like my cat!
Yooh can haz veggie cheezburger?
no,itz a veggibugur.
ah what a cute kitten, adorable indeed
Looks like silverbeet to me.
Good kitty!
No, no, kitteh is not vegetarian at all. See, that is nawt fud, that is wot fud EATS. Kitteh is luring dinner to teh table. Liek maybe a bunneh or somethin.
My cat used to eat carrots.
Comrade! We shall toast with lettuce.