U. WILL. POKE. ME. FOR. THE. LAST. TIME!
U. WILL. POKE. ME. FOR. THE. LAST. TIME!
nd u will nivver speak 2 me liek dat again.
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Congrats, carosue!
We tyed! We shud celebrate wif sum crunchy fings.
Ai fink Ai will sillybrayt bai goin 2 bed! Ai haz a tyred an it’s 11.15 pm heer!
G’nite awl!
G’nite, anni!!
G’nite Anni!
Yay!! Carosue!!!
I dans deh hokey POKEy in ur onner!
I putz mai rite fut in
I putz mai rite fut owt,
K’mon, ebbreebuddy, joyn in!!
I putz mai left fut in
I putz mai left fur owt,
U dere, standing in deh korner, git ober heer adn dansing wif us!!
I duz deh hokey pokey adn I turnz maisef arown
Adn datz wut itz awl abowt!!
w00t w00t!!!!!
AI putz mai tail in…AI puts mai tail owt, AI putz mai tail in, adn AI shakez it awl about..AI do teh hokey pokey adn AI turnz maiself abowt….datz wut itz awl about!
AI putz maiself in…AI putz maiself out…AI puts maiself in, adn AI shake it awl about! AI do teh hokey pokey adn AI turnz Maiself abowt….datz wht itz awl about!
Aiz wurrid dat der hokey pokey reelly IZ wot its awl abowt!
oooh! hokey pokey!
I joinz teh danz fur u, carosue!! congrachoolashuns!!!
i putts mah leff hoof in
i putts mah leff hoof out
i putts mah leff hoof in and i shakes it all abowt
i doo teh hokey pokey an i turns mah self arown
wait, is dat a parfay obbur dere?
*donkey runs off*
“Teh hokey pokey … whut if taht’s whut its REELLY all abowt???…” (mmphh.. I hads a stoodent 10 yrs ago wif taht on a t-shurt. Still makes me LOL!)
Der ar so many “elses” pawsible in dis scenario. Humm. Hanging frum goggie’s collar wif wun paw while the odder does dedly swipes uf doom. Yeah! Dat wun is gud.
ur daiz aer nummerd goggie!
Mebbe to wun.
Ur nose will neber b deh same agin!!!!
Kitteh wills givs goggie “fibe gud reesuns” (teh pointee endz) akross teh noes, aifinkso!
I haz seen deh after FX uv dis sin air eeo adn it not b deh kitty hoo iz deh looser!!
“You have FAILED me for the last time!”
“Does that mean I’ll be successful from now on?”
Sum how, i dowtz it.
LOL!!!!
My Josie beeted up nawt-sekkund huzbinz goggie, an hur nawt had clawz!
Goggie yelped lyk hur had been shot, butt I kno awl dat got hurtid wuz hur feelinz.
Teh liddlol dramah kween!
Pook sliced da big goggie up da streets nose. Da owner wuz kinda insulted da our lil kitteh beat up hymes big goggie.
goggie duzzint reeuhlyz taht behynd teh kynd-n-jentil luuk awn teh kitteh’s fayce iz a killur uv stoopy-goggies-hoo-doan-stawp-pokkin-kittehs…
*poke poke poke* Duz this bug u?
*poke poke poke* Huh? Duz it?
*poke poke poke* Wacha gonna dew bowt it mr. tuff kitteh?
*poke poke po….YELP!!!
Maaaaahhhmmmmmm, BF iz pokin miiiiii!!! Maaakeee heeerrrrrrr staaaawwwwpppp!!!
Noe ahm nawt Maaahm! Ai dint dew nuffin!!
tattletayle!
Maaaaahhhhmmmm, BF iz stikin her tongue owt at miiiiiiiii! Ground heerrrrrrrr!
Mawwwwm comes round the corner and gibs bofe the kitteh an the goggie a time owt. One fer being a tattletail and one fer bean a provoca… proovochachir… trubble maker. Kitthe uses time owt to nap, goggie worries about it an shreds the pillol.
aifinkso tehn mahm heds fer teh gin boddle
Ahhh Ginnantonicus, muh faborite Roman goddess.
Noe ahm nawt Maaaaaaahm! Grownd her fer maikin stuffs up!
Ammmm Naawwwwttt!!! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiii wuuuzz tuu stikken her tongue ooowttt at miiii!
This scenerio rite heer iz wai I ownli had wun kidlett!
Altho sumtymes hii wines bout Baby kat buggin hyme at nite!
Yew needs tew hab anuudder kiddlet as soon as possible – dat way dey will fyte wiff each udder and yew and ignore dem.
maybe rent a kid
Iz waaaayyy tu layte fur mii tu hab anuther kidlett fur boi tu fite wif, hii iz 14. I nawt fink I kuld live thru da nawt sekkund year uf new babies lyfe. Tu owld, tu tyred.
Yer cleerly roit, rent a kid fer a wyle sose yer boichick will hab a competitor an willnawt take yew fer granit
Hmm, fud fur thot. Hmm. Naw, sekkund kidlett =’s more den twice da wurk.
I awlwayz sed, deh best part uv hazzing only wun kidlet — hii can’t fite wif himself!! LOL
ai bleeve mai mum wud fynd dis whol fing bery familyar, poor wumman!
Oh yeah, mine momkat kuld sooo remember dis hole scenerio. Mine brother an sister were 6 an 5 yrs owlder den mii, so I wuz da pesky lil sister.
Nope, dey just fite wif yu, an da kittehs. Kittehs awlwais win tho!
on the final poke he learnded the eroor of his ways as the kitteh lugned at him and killed him a truely tragic story
Iz Nawt poking! Iz wipin’ teh dried gushi fuds frum yer bib.
yah, u gotz a lil schmutz rite dere kitteh
Schmootz remobal, no charge!
Goggie sez “Anna annudder fing…!!!!!”
Kitteh sez: “Who de heck are yew to tell me wut to dew? Who died an made yew boss? Azole!”
O yeah woize guy? Dems fitin wurds! Nyuck nyuck!
Yew wanna peece ob me?!?! Yew wanna Peece Ob Me???!! Wayl COmmon CHickkie, lessee wut chew gotz!!!
*points* hay! whats taht??!? *runs in uvver direxshun lyke a lil sissie gurl*
whared dat kitteh go to? They are too kwick and too sneakey!
My deer Cheez-frenz, I need ur halp.
Dere be homaded chokklit chip cookies in dis howse! I has eeted 2 alreddy, butt shud nawt be eetin moar cuz I’m tryin to loze wate.
Plz to be comin heer ASAP, eet dem an sayv me frum myself!
Must Nawt comsune moar cookies!!! Poor a large dwinkie to distrakt yew frum dey cookies and dat will halp keeps yew onna dyet, yup I finkso.
I wood yews a lo-cal tonic to flavor muh gin.
I lyke yur finkin judson!!!
I will b rite dere.
*Pakz bag
*Pawziz tu consult map.
mumblol, mumblol, left at Al B’Kerky, mumblol, mumblol
Ok, Iz on mai way. :Big Grin:
Yu kan dewit red!! Chokochip kookie nawt bii yur friend!! Dey are da enemy, just envision yu x-hubbi’s face awn each wun! That shuld turn yu awai!
Oh, Red, doze cookies r not deesurrbing ub u.
U just gib dem teh tripplol snap and flip arown an ignoar doze lowlife cookies dat bee calling owt tired ole come on lines….
stoopie cookies….
U muss sabe ur a ten shun furr impoartunt fings, like lobsturrs an prime ribs. DOSE r deesurbbing ub ur attenshunss.
puh. silleh cookies.
Beeg handsumm Doggeh
muss nawtz habz gawtz t3h Memmo.
Himz willz pay 4 dat
Flooffee Tukkz Kitteh
duz hurz ‘Gawdzilla’. Doggeh
willz beez ‘Tokee~o’
Soon, Pritte Wun willz
braykeeng upz a fyte az an
ekkzampull iz mayd
Jack.
beeg hansum goggie also not haz much brayns, ifinkso
I say! Unpaw me, sir!
D.R. , u r beginning to grow on meh.
Ai haz a poek on kitteh
You, Shall not pass!!!!!!!!!!!!
rip it’s eyes out!!!
Awww that dog looks so calm.
*Bother*
*That’s it! No more Mr. Nice Fluffykins!*
Bother me again, and you will rue the day you hatched out of your mother’s womb!
Thats funny because when my dog see’s a cat she’ll try to eat it but if it hisses she will back of very quickly because my aunt brought her cat to our house one day and the cat got very angry!! You know what I mean right!! Lol
that iz sooooooooooooo cute!
You people really are retarded. Can you not comment on a picture without talking in lolretard?
Many of us have found people who have reason to question their own intelligence often use words like “retarded” because of their own intellectual insecurities. It’s rare to hear a refined person use that word to describe someone who is not in fact, literally retarded. (and…to digress a moment, I would chose a retarded friend over a pseudo-intellectual toxic little troll any day…) We have doctors, lawyers, teachers, etc. here, so we feel quite safe being silly and having a little fun. What brings YOU here?
What brings me here? Me, being a “pseudo-intellectual toxic little troll”…LOL, that’s hilarious!
So I am pseudo-intellectual because I don’t talk like a freakin CAT? Or at least how you people think cats talk? I love this site, come to it every day- and every once in a while a picture strikes me as really funny, or really clever- and I would like to comment on it…but I can’t, because the comment section is you people talking like retards! Yes, I said it- retards. I think it’s funny that you consider ME the stupid one. And I pray to God my doctor doesn’t talk in LOLspeak in his free time. And I REALLY hope my daughters teachers don’t- because *normal* adults don’t talk like that, even for fun. What is fun about that? Seriously, it hurts my eyes to even look at some of the conversations you people get into. It’s S-T-U-P-I-D. Seriously, go ahead and reply with some nasty response using big words and make y ourself look smart and “refined”…but you still talk like a freakin CAT in your free time.
Ai haev sum tings tew saey. tew spek lyke a LOLcat iz wole reson teh syte waz maed. soew yesh, yew’d be caling syte “retarded”. Wel i can lok “smart and “refined”” wen Ai spek LOLcat languge.
If it upsets you so badly, maybe you shouldn’t waste your time here.
And no, you missed my point. I referred to pseudo intellectual trollism not because you are not like us. We celebrate difference. Rather, I said it because your attack is because WE are not like YOU. There are plenty of sick, evil people on the internet. Getting upset over our harmless fun seems rather tempest-in-a-teapot-ish.
Anom! {{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}
Ai do nawy offen comment on dese piktures [dough Ai awften think of funnee things two comment] merely becos Ai’m antisocial
But wot Ai do haff to say is that what Ai haff seen from the major-.. mawjur… most off the peeple heer is that they are among the most intelligent people in current society [I tried to write it in LOLspeak, I really did 
]. Professors, Lawyers, Physicists, and what I have also seen from the detractors from this wonderful concept is that they lack the ability to comprehend the language. I will admit I often have trouble, and give up reading the comments as it is simply too time consuming.
But, to make my point clear, I would describe your narrow-mindedness akin to those who say learning Latin is pointless; simply because a language is not widespread does not mean it is worthless or “retarded”
And, as a final parting shot you may wish to latch onto, I plan on learning Latin one day. Along with Elvish, CSS, HTML and Java. They are obtuse languages the majority do not understand, does that make them “retarded”?
F.Y.I, Lainie, ish call LOLspeak.
This poor dog just wants to be friends with this cat and starts the way he make friends with people, by shaking hand,
poor well-intentioned thing
awww….geez…now I feel all sad… :/
I would like to see the picture that happened right after this one. You know, the one with the claws embedded in the nose.
It wouldn’t be a pretty sight to see. lol
These are my critters – the kitteh talks a big game but would never hurt the goggie. No claws were involved and they went and laid down together afterwards.
Awlso, dids eneebody else think Sockington wen dey saw dis?
lol lol lol lol the cat’s gonna claw the crap oughta the dog
Ahahahahah, that’s genious! ^-^
i just love this pic ^.^